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    ThothHotep56 ThothHotep56 36-40, M 3 Responses Jun 1, 2014

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    I want to give you a gift. Not a gift of monetary delight, but the gift of my heart.I want you to know my ear is yours, your thoughts are mine. Tell me your dreams and let me hold...
    Hm3454 Hm3454 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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    Hello...tried sending message to you but your settings prevent it. Can you please contact me as I have a question regarding massage therapy. Thank you!:)
    therealme09 therealme09 36-40, F Mar 15

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    Nightwish - Ever Dream Ever felt away with me just once that all I need Entwined in finding you one day Ever felt away without me my love it lies so deep Ever dream of me Would...
    01BullExpatriate 01BullExpatriate 36-40, M Mar 11

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    There is no advice I would give to my past self that he would've listened to. All I can do is smile at him and tell him, "when you have her in the chair by the computer, kiss her...
    LifeIsBeatingMe LifeIsBeatingMe 26-30, M Mar 12

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    never google i want a British guy. you end up on ep and your life will go to hell after you find one!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 2

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    I'll take from you what I want. You can trick the stupid and the eager with an elaborate explanation of what you think you are, they will falsely compliment you and as a result...
    ArchaicDupliCity ArchaicDupliCity 31-35, M Mar 18

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    I wish I could tell my past self through out high school that things will get better. I wish I listened to my Dad who told me that your first love won't even mean a thing to you...
    elenorr elenorr 18-21 3 Responses Mar 2

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    never stop writing, take more pictures, don't take that job, trust people's actions more than their words, say something it's only going to get worse if you don't, follow the music...
    reese187 reese187 26-30, F Mar 2

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    You aren't as ugly as you think. You don't need to prove yourself to anyone. It's not okay to let someone hurt you. It's okay to cry. It's okay to show weakness. It's okay to...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 2

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    Stop spending so much time hating yourself!!! You're actually hot!! Just wash your face and do your hair better (; maybe a shopping spree too :P
    churchdadatnight churchdadatnight 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 2

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    just be yourself :) and don't put everything in your heart
    BloodyNight BloodyNight 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 3

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    Talk more beacuse the habits you have now will follow you to adulthood and it will be a little harder to get ride of them.
    hellokitty206 hellokitty206 18-21, F Mar 3

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    don't worry so much about what's going to happen. hug yourself and then hug your friends a little bit longer next time.
    dreampixie dreampixie 13-15, F Mar 7

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    Hi I'm Beatrice I get spanked at home still by my mother and babysitter. I now think about spankings all the time and have naughty thoughts about being spanked and scolded by a...
    needastrictmommy needastrictmommy 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 16

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    First read it when I was 14, forever etched in my mind. Remember, you only live once, don't let the opportunity slip. Window-gazing, at one time or another In the course of...
    koh72 koh72 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    You know who you are you make me feel so special inside. I really hope you feel the way I do. I'm glad I found EP and you!
    OrochimaruSama92 OrochimaruSama92 22-25, F Mar 10

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    NEVER GONNA RUN A-ROUUNND BEHIND YOU!
    SofaKing9000 SofaKing9000 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 10

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    "I guess you could say his life was a mess But he's still lookin pretty in this dress"
    fireraven23 fireraven23 18-21, M Mar 14

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    Go away to college after high school. Don't choose to work in radio. Figure myself out and have a clear career goal.
    megz327 megz327 26-30, F Mar 2

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    I'd bitchslap myself for being so stupid
    Paranoidbeyondbelief Paranoidbeyondbelief 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 2

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    I wish I spoke out and wasn't so shy :/ would've helped a lot
    rhiamia rhiamia 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 2

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    I would tell her not to be so trusting towards everyone.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 9 Responses Mar 3

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    I would tell my past self, "that wasn't beef"
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 3

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    The Federation has been assimilated by the Borg . Captain Kirk as acting President of what was the United Federation of planets has ordered star fleet to regroup at deep space nine...
    Homejames Homejames 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 3

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    don't be a chicken and take a risk.. because opportunities come and go. once they're gone, they're gone forever.
    hannahrose29 hannahrose29 13-15, F Mar 4

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    I'm still going with don't get hooked on British guys!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 4

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    hmm... mine would be to make the dude wear a condom
    AiymaSnikies AiymaSnikies 22-25, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    This saying sends a shiver down my spine every time I here it. STOP SAYING IT -PLEASE
    Kandi774 Kandi774 13-15, F 6 Responses Mar 4

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So true! RICK ROLLED!
    SofaKing9000 SofaKing9000 31-35, M 3 Responses Mar 10

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    It's not rock rolling if I came here if my own free will ;)
    OneWithTheSkies OneWithTheSkies 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 11

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    Think it's time I got a decent one
    Spankee4lyf Spankee4lyf 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 23

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    I was surprised and also gladdened to learn that my old-fashioned dad avidly supports Rick Rolling people.
    Blue707 Blue707 16-17, M 4 days ago

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    I love girls who can give a good massage. A tired body needs stress relief especially after a hard workout in the gym
    roadsterusa roadsterusa 18-21, M a week ago

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    I wanted to be a massage therapist until I went one day and saw another guy there who just looked like he hasn't showered in weeks and I thought of all the people I might have to...
    WhaleHunter WhaleHunter 16-17, M Mar 22

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    If you call her YOURS make sure you... Put her first. Give her attention. Show her affection. Keep your promises to her. Don't ignore her. Tell her the truth. Make time for her...
    ezrodz ezrodz 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 12

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    You may believe that your ears and nose are flawed. Keep reading to learn more about how to attain your ideal appearance!Apply petroleum jelly or mineral oil to your eyebrows...
    waypuma73 waypuma73 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 13

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    This is not mines: “I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 4

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    Ba, I'm sorry. Sorry for everything. Ever since you got full custody of me at the age of 12, I've been giving you such a hard time. I was close to you before all that. I was "daddy...
    SleepyRose22 SleepyRose22 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Your health can get a boost from proper minerals and nutrients. Taking supplements can help give your body be as healthy as possible. The following information should help you in...
    waypuma73 waypuma73 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 8

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    "The Heart Wants What It Wants" You got me sippin' on something I can't compare to nothing I've ever known, I'm hoping That after this fever I'll survive I know I'm acting a bit...
    SouthernBelle81 SouthernBelle81 31-35, F Mar 21

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