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    ThothHotep56 ThothHotep56 36-40, M 3 Responses Jun 1, 2014

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    1. I have strawberry blonde hair. No, it's not red like the girl from Brave. It's a lot more blonde, but I hate when people say it's "orange" it just irks me, you know? I put a...
    Daisygirl08 Daisygirl08 18-21, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    When any good opportunities come along ... For f##k sake take them .... Your a long time dead !
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    Anyone in Phoenix AZ? I'm looking for someone to help with an intimate mod
    WettyHamm WettyHamm 22-25, T 2 days ago

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    If u were my bf I'll love u like know one has ever loved u. I'll cuddle with u, I'll kiss u, give u a massage. Please looking for that person
    Shanewavyy Shanewavyy 13-15, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Everyone has a right to believe in what they want to believe in. Not just you. I know that's hard to grasp. I am not a republican, I am not a democrat. I am an American. I don't...
    realsweetbaby realsweetbaby 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Feeling ugly or beautiful is actually a state of the mind. What triggers you to feel either of those two things are the stimuli being thrown at you, for instance the people around...
    nbsbgal nbsbgal 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    GEEEESH! I had no idea I had so many so close. This test list your main one, and then below one's you came close to. Wow! Discover your Spirit Animal! You are a Hawk! (your...
    StarAngels StarAngels 46-50, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Letter to my future love.. Hey sweet guy, wow, what a day?! I thought about you alot today, like when my boss told me the joke that had me cracking up, and when I went on lunch...
    iamlovepeople iamlovepeople 31-35, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    OMG!!!!! How amazing and sensual is it to get your head massaged when you're at the salon getting your hair done? My stylist is just the best at it. I'm feeling SUPER sensual and...
    09TiskTisk 09TiskTisk 31-35, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    Looking for a Highest Love vibrations? Crystal Skull Spiritual Journey for Healing program is designed to get you there. Love have different levels of vibration. The lowest is a...
    dzulietta dzulietta 56-60, F 5 days ago

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    1. I am using EP mostly to confess things and say stuff that hardly any of you will read anyway. 2. The best thing to wish for is the power to have anything you want to be true...
    TheCuttlefish TheCuttlefish 13-15, M 5 days ago

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    There was an instance yesterday where I hurt a friend. I triggered a reaction that caused him to hurt. And in response to that, I hurt as well. Life hasn't been pleasant to him...
    MyEpochStory MyEpochStory 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    3 Simple Lessons 1. Listen to your gut. Your heart tells you one thing. Your brain another. Your gut instinct never steers you wrong. 2. Don't settle 3. Don't ignore...
    Missshelley Missshelley 51-55, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I wrote this about a week ago on one of my social sites. But thinking of trying to write something has drawn me a blank except the though of this amazing man that I love. He has...
    Elpis11 Elpis11 31-35, F a week ago

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    "you're looking good," I smile as I pay you a sweet compliment."how is your day going?" asking you an opened ended question to start up a pleasant conversation."I softly lick my...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 46-50, M 3 Responses Jun 20

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    How you act.. .. .. really counts so mind your behavior!Do not be shocked if you act like flipflops and get treated like flipflops! If your classy you will be treated as...
    LadyGypsy LadyGypsy 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 20

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    Part 1 of many..... So, this might be very unrelateable topic for most out there, and I envy you SOO much. So let me just dive right into it, not gonna sugar coat this at all...
    ScheeleXx ScheeleXx 13-15, M 2 Responses Jun 18

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    Dear female gender: You have put me through heartache and pain and not once did you bat an eye. Now as a result, instead of respecting your gender, I have nothing but contempt...
    SuperheroFanboy SuperheroFanboy 26-30, M 3 Responses Jun 18

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    You have three choice. The sexy The pretty The beautiful. The choice is yours. Ladies! Women! Girls! Give yourself some credit. And please, I'm sorry, I don't mean to offense...
    Quaenie Quaenie 22-25, F 4 Responses Jun 18

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    I want you to submit to me feel the passion that comes from me I want you too feel the lust that shines through my eyes tremble in anticipation of my touch Wonderful lips of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 18

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    I want you to submit to me feel the passion that comes from me I want you too feel the lust that shines through my eyes tremble in anticipation of my touch Wonderful lips of...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 18

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    Any ladies want to chat
    beetle1974 beetle1974 36-40, M Jun 17

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    {SPLAT} in your ******* face......
    Rain0069 Rain0069 26-30, F 4 Responses Jun 17

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    Live your life as you please. Do not throw away your dreams just because of one failure.
    purplepas purplepas 41-45, F Jun 17

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    I would tell my past self to not worry about what others opinion. Girls are haters so don't take what they say into consideration. Your beauty over shine their negativity. Bullying...
    URSTRULYAngelina URSTRULYAngelina 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 16

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    Dear Past Self, JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    DoveinMourning DoveinMourning 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 16

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    Your past and your families pay doesn't define who you will become.
    Nichole15 Nichole15 18-21, F Jun 16

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    TO: ALL EP MEMBERS WHO CARE TO READ: Ok, so before i log in to EP, i always see ''People who get you'', then i smile,......ok, this is why. I've been reading peeps posts and all...
    4everoptie 4everoptie 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 16

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    When I was young I heard a story. Don't remember it well (lol) but I do remember that there was a man, and regardless of the situations he was facing, he always wore a smile. It...
    souldigger7 souldigger7 22-25, F Jun 15

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    Its good to thrown in the towel sometimes as they say . Stubborn and people being full of them selves can drive you up a wall at times. Its not that you may hate them or may...
    Stephenrko Stephenrko 36-40, M Jun 15

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    I want you to ask me something you want to know. And I'll give you what I personally have to offer or just wing it.
    deleted deleted 26-30 47 Responses Jun 15

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    What would I say to my past self if I could? I would tell myself that this is YOUR life, so make the choices *you* want to make. There's nothing wrong with wanting to make people...
    iSpyce iSpyce 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 15

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    There will always be someone that doesn't like you and it's not your fault. Be yourself , don't be afraid to argue.
    sparkydream sparkydream 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 15

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    Don't give up college for that guy... trust me he isn't worth it.
    aLadywithoutaclue aLadywithoutaclue 22-25, F Jun 15

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    Don't marry her. She's carrying your child, but you can be a good father without sacrificing your happiness.
    twistedAndJaded twistedAndJaded 41-45, M Jun 14

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    Life isn't as easy as you think. stay in school. life can be really hard at times but things will always work out no matter how bad it seems it will.....trust me it will get better...
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    In the world today, it is important that you simply recognize Asia who wished to sponsor websites. This short article will make an effort to clear the atmosphere about India who...
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    India who wanted to number websites can sometimes be a complicated topic. This informative article will address everything from Asia to machine to website to web hosting companies...
    obtainablequibb18 obtainablequibb18 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 14

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    What lessons have you learned from the mistakes you've made in life!? In a perfect world, we'd all watch out for each other - pure communism. But greed and self betterment...
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