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    ThothHotep56 ThothHotep56 36-40, M 3 Responses Jun 1

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    Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. They don't know who you are, their opinion shouldn't affect you. The type of bruises that fists give heal unless you...
    HelloThereBoy HelloThereBoy 18-21, F Nov 10

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    "When life gives you lemons, don?t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don?t want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these??' Demand to...
    HypeAboutEverything HypeAboutEverything 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand...
    xXalternativegirlXx xXalternativegirlXx 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with...
    KurMujun KurMujun 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave world wondering how you did it
    sharpshooter721 sharpshooter721 18-21 1 Response Oct 23

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    When life gives you lemons you throw them at life and demand for oranges or at least apples. I mean seriously life... Lemons are terrible they taste like margarine I hate margarine...
    luckychan12 luckychan12 13-15, M Oct 27

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    Before I retired frim my hospital job, I used to have a sign in my office: If life gives you lemons, sell them, use the money to buy an AK47... and see if life does THAT again...
    Brainyblonde Brainyblonde 66-70, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I believe when life gives you lemons turn them into gamers. That way they will post more.
    WeSeeWeJudge WeSeeWeJudge 13-15, M 5 days ago

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    When life give you lemons, squeeze them in life's face until you get the oranges you asked for .3.
    rapfordays rapfordays 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    every one needs to breathe.. I will let you fly, learn your ways, explore your world, experience freedom, decide on your own.. I will give you space.. even the whole universe...
    lostintropics lostintropics 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    Male massage therapist here in flint Michigan looking for str8 or bi males
    hohney hohney 46-50, M 2 Responses Oct 25

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    I panic sometimes and I've deleted my time lines on EP. I've met one guy who goes back years , he is a veteran. I like going back and looking occasionally at things I have said and...
    Homejames Homejames 51-55, M Nov 10

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    I have been reminiscing a lot lately and more than anything wish I had the chance to go back in time and slap some goddam sense into my younger self. Some of the advice I would...
    EmperorJulian EmperorJulian 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 11

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    I thought to myself, "someone should do something about that", then I remembered- I am someone. Live as if today was your last. Smile as if today was your first. Dance as though no...
    picses2222 picses2222 13-15, F Nov 10

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    In high school focus manly on track and basketball. Forget about girls and parties. College. try harder with your new best friend show her that you real do care about her even...
    Deuz Deuz 18-21, M Nov 11

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    First and biggest? DO NOT GET MARRIED YOU ARE TOO YOUNG!!! GO TO COLLEGE GET A DEGREE!!!! ugh- I regret so much not listening to the advice of others. I can remember my brother...
    lostinnewengland lostinnewengland 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 11

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    That's quite easy...I'd give every sports result from the last 100 years and tell myself "make me rich baby" lol
    richieDAboot richieDAboot 22-25, M Nov 11

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    Stay strong, you're thinking is sound so give it a voice. You're doing wonderfully.
    SkollHati SkollHati 18-21, M Nov 11

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    I'd give him the one that keeps the bullet from the head. Everything passes.
    ManFromEarth ManFromEarth 18-21, M Nov 11

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    The advice I would give my past self in my young teenage years (13,14,15) would be: Don't have unprotected sex. Don't drink so much your going to get alcohol poisoning. Don't...
    NoRegretsAndNoRemorse NoRegretsAndNoRemorse 22-25, F 3 Responses Nov 11

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    I would tell myself that what matters now won't matter in 5 years. That not everyone you think will be around forever is. Cherish every moment as it comes and don't worry about...
    bethscottt bethscottt 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    To my younger years, Don’t wish your life away - it gets more serious, lots of responsibilities, more problems and boring as you get older so just enjoy your childhood and teen...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    When a friend of mine feels really bad I want to hug her so tight so she can cry on my shoulders. I know how much I need it myself when I feel bad, so I easy feel like hugging the...
    AngelicLights AngelicLights 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 29

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    Don't try hard to be cool and/or independent you just end up feeling like everyone hates you. Don't judge others because you end up a mess.
    akatherine17 akatherine17 13-15, F Nov 10

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    Stop trying because you don't need to. Everything will fall into place, it just takes time. Don't lose hope and you're beautiful.
    paigedecker33 paigedecker33 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 10

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    Things don't necessarily get better, but you learn how to cope. Laughter is key, your family have your best interests, and as hard as it may seem - follow your head. Don't get led...
    Britts1997 Britts1997 16-17, F Nov 10

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    You do get more and more outgoing as you meet new people. And don't trust free trials.. they find a way to try to make you pay. Tried they did. Successful they were not. And don't...
    astrokitty4341 astrokitty4341 22-25, F Nov 10

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    Don't drop out of school, it may seem easy but it's a harder road once you do. Listen to and love your parents bc you'll realize they were right and really just tried to love the...
    bren0413 bren0413 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 10

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    You know how you think you're fat? You're not. Stop obsessing and just take care of yourself.
    kimberlyfaith kimberlyfaith 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 10

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    Fight or flight? Choose fight. Grass is really greener on the other side. Don't run. Stay the course thank your decisions out for the long term
    wolfjamman wolfjamman 51-55, M Nov 10

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    Go to ******* class you idiot
    CombatBarbie CombatBarbie 18-21, F Nov 10

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    Don't let mom send you to Tom's for the weekend.
    cruxma cruxma 56-60, M 1 Response Nov 10

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    DON'T ******* CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID ANKLES SO MUCH. YOUR ANKLES ARE PERFECT OKAY?!?! THEY'RE NOT "CANKLES."
    SleepyGamers SleepyGamers 13-15, T 1 Response Nov 10

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    Study harder. Get better grades. Should have gone to med school. Who cares if you're not popular? Live your life. Travel. Go places. & do lots of things. Exercise. Play sports...
    traumaorange traumaorange 22-25, F Nov 10

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    I love you and you will be okay.
    dreshany dreshany 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 10

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    1. Never ever go to parties 2. Don't throw the first punch 3. Never light the first one 4. Don't write poems about her 5. Don't spend long nights talking with her 6. Never hold...
    nic470 nic470 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 10

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    Don't fall in love so fast. Wait to have sex until after marriage and that right person feels the same way. Don't let people walk all over you and stand up for yourself. Love...
    roselani2005 roselani2005 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 11

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    Take school serious. **** friends. Don't waist your time chasing girls. Worry about being successful and you'll be able to make better friends have the perfect girl and do...
    Jaysee90 Jaysee90 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 11

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    Live in Love and you will never go wrong !!!
    jimmahphoton jimmahphoton 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 11

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    Don't worry about me.. I've become a better you...
    aessis aessis 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 11

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    you aren't crazy. wait for people who you feel safe with. don't try to fix other people. disassociate yourself from people who tell you you're anything less than normal, even...
    Regrets472 Regrets472 26-30, F 1 Response Nov 11

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    "You need to save more money."
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Nov 11

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    Dear my past, You must be studying for the college test, you passed it. You got in, so don't work that hard and spend some times to grab a drink. Don't push yourself from telling...
    cassxandra cassxandra 22-25, F Nov 11

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    Just be yourself. Don't try and be somebody you're not.
    Dreamprojector Dreamprojector 18-21, F Nov 11

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