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    ThothHotep56 ThothHotep56 36-40, M 3 Responses Jun 1, 2014

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    I'd tell myself not to drink from the mountain dew bottle near my desk. One day I was playing Everquest and furiously mashing away at the keyboard when I spotted a refreshing...
    thatspositivenergy thatspositivenergy 31-35, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    It sounds fair to me. I will give you what you want. Just name it.
    RebellioustoanEnd RebellioustoanEnd 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Dad heard mom tell me this over the weekend. Mom caught me in her purse again, and I wound up across dads lap, and I got something to cry about. A good spanking.
    13kathi 13kathi 13-15, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    No matter how much pain and tears you have cried, it was all the worth the fight and not giving up on the people you love, who's always there to listen to you, comfort you, and...
    XxCuTiE14xX XxCuTiE14xX 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Are You Maddd...Don't Do It!! you'll regret it!
    SimplicitysSong SimplicitysSong 26-30, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I wouldn't give myself advice, bacause i've learned from my mistakes and it made me a better persoon. I wouldn't be who I am now if I wouldn't have made the mistakes I made.
    ortwin ortwin 16-17, M 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    the mission It was a rainy day i had my rain coat and started to my office, my car stooped at the red church signal . i was in so hurry coz i was to my office . news paper sir...
    yogesh20 yogesh20 18-21, M 10 hrs ago

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    I wouldn't give myself any advice. If I already learned what knowledge I do know now then there would be no point in explaining it to my past self.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 22-25, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    Don't let anyone else sway your relationship or interests
    camogunlover camogunlover 18-21, F 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    SAY NO TO THE DRUGS AND ALCOHOL!! YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GPA IS VERY IMPORTANT!! IF YOU DONT TAKE HIGH SCHOOL SERIOUSLY YOU WILL HAVE TO JOIN THE MARINE CORPS!! the drugs and alcohol is...
    Vietnamlee94 Vietnamlee94 18-21, M 14 hrs ago

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    "Don't worry too much about what others think"
    Kristina00089 Kristina00089 18-21, F 15 hrs ago

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    hey little bug, listen.... life is gonna throw a few crazy insane things at you, but keep your chin up and push through it because it will be worth it. now seen as you're my past...
    Curiouscatbug Curiouscatbug 22-25, M 16 hrs ago

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    If you feel like the guy isn't right for you it's coz he's not. Don't allow yourself to be convinced into having unprotected sex unless you're ready to have a baby,i.e., don't let...
    Elfen38 Elfen38 36-40, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    life is gonna throw some very tough challenges at you really soon but remember don't stop giving up on your dreams and its not about how many times you get knocked down but how...
    Danielz02 Danielz02 18-21, M 21 hrs ago

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    A massage is a superb experience no matter who performs it. Letting go of your tension can increase your physical and emotional effectively-being. Maintain reading so that you can...
    shieldpint95 shieldpint95 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    You two will survive. Marriage has its upsides and its downsides but during anytime always remember the reason you two fell in love.
    purplepas purplepas 41-45, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Here are links to a few relaxing songs I like. I like to listen to them before I go to bed, when I'm writing my book, or reading a book,.. (you'll have to select them, copy and...
    AngelicLights AngelicLights 31-35, F 6 days ago

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    Basically, Imagine it as the BIONICLE version of 'Attack on Titan'
    FluttershyLabeouf FluttershyLabeouf 18-21, M Aug 23

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    When it comes to decisions around your property or premises, there are some things that have to be in place. Safety should always be paramount and no matter the size of your...
    frontline123 frontline123 26-30, M Aug 21

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    I've decided to update my "terms and conditions" to make anyone who reads this more aware of what I am about. Firstly, I am not happy with the way teenagers are treated here...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 16-17, F 7 Responses Aug 20

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    ****, I don't know if you are mad or anything. I just want to say that I have always given you the last of what I had after I made sure you where taken care of. I always did that...
    Weretiger Weretiger 26-30 1 Response Aug 18

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    1. What is your middle name? - Camille 2. How old are you? - 29 3. When is your birthday? - April 10 4. What is your zodiac sign? - Aires 5. What is your favorite color? - Blue...
    buffalobaby2016 buffalobaby2016 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    What ever is being discussed just end every discussion with, I'll take care of that for you right after I pour you some more wine and finish your foot massage.
    stupendusdude stupendusdude 46-50 Aug 16

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    This will take more than ten words! I want something more. Sometimes if you are undecided about what you want? People will give you anything. I want more. I want more than just...
    Babeondwy Babeondwy 41-45, F 3 Responses Aug 14

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    firetrap93 firetrap93 41-45 Aug 13

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    I read this book: "Heal your wounds and find your true self". ( Lise Bourbeau) She mentions five emotional wounds and how suffering from these wounds make us wear masks. These...
    mmorgam mmorgam 41-45, F Aug 11

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    Don't try it the way you did do something a bit better and less likely to fail.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F Aug 9

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    Don't let outsiders judge the inner life of your dysfunctional family. Keep cussing if you want to. It's ok, to be shy. Don't hate yourself for it. People are blinded with their...
    Butterflying100 Butterflying100 22-25, F Aug 9

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    Do not try smoking cigarettes. Not even once Not when you desperately needed your friends to realize how cool you really are back in HS. You're not born to be wild that way; you...
    superhuman9 superhuman9 31-35, F Aug 9

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    I know the advice I would give my past self would be very many things one of the most important thing that could probably ever tell would be pay attention to how people treat you...
    DriftingLeaf DriftingLeaf 18-21 1 Response Aug 8

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    Calm down, take everything step by step. It'll all work out in the end. People who hurt you now won't mean a thing to you somewhere down the line. You're doing great, keep it up...
    fwxo fwxo 16-17, F Aug 8

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    This is just something I want to get off my chest and hopefully for someone it'll help. It's long and not very uplifting - but, the message? I can't think of a more simple and more...
    Mac11985 Mac11985 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 8

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    So, I may not be able to take you out to a restaurant and stuff your face, but I can sure as heck give you some actual factual information about stuff that help you gain weight...
    FlabPack FlabPack 18-21 3 Responses Aug 8

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    So, I may not be able to take you out to a restaurant and stuff your face, but I can sure as heck give you some actual factual information about stuff that help you gain weight...
    FlabPack FlabPack 18-21 1 Response Aug 8

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    So, I may not be able to take you out to a restaurant and stuff your face, but I can sure as heck give you some actual factual information about stuff that help you gain weight...
    FlabPack FlabPack 18-21 Aug 8

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    Use a sharper razor blade.
    Evee183 Evee183 41-45, T Aug 8

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    Stay away from that psycho ex. run away from her for the love of god
    Anth1290 Anth1290 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 8

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    It doesn't matter what they are and what you're not. You live your own life. The less you care, the happier you will be. Focus a little in class i swear why were you so stupid...
    sabrinabryn sabrinabryn 13-15, F Aug 8

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    You don't have to be like anybody else. You are great enough.
    halohai halohai 18-21, F Aug 8