I Want to Go to Funky Town

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    So Let's Go Already!

    Looks like everyone wants to go, so let's go!  The van is stocked and ready.   I've got my mini dress and white patent leather platform boots.Let's get funky!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 4, 2011

    Won't You Take Me To...

    OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!! CAN WE GO, CAN WE GO,CAN WE GO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! **jumps up and down excitedly** PWETTY PWEASE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    Feb 1, 2011

    Im Going On Friday

    I'm escaping the sticks for a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does anyone actually know how happy that makes me feel?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 22, 2008

    Lets Go Funky!!

    Let these boys take us to FUNKY TOWN; talented dance crew...WoW!! I couldn't resist this group because IT'S LIKE THAT AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS!! Check this out and lets go FUNKY day and night like it's our last chance to do our thing!! I know we can PUSH IT to another level. C...
    PrivateLegit PrivateLegit
    46-50, F
    Mar 16, 2013

    Won't You Take Me Too?

    FUNKYTOWN! And don't just talk about it, talk about it, talk about it.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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