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I Want to Go to Funky Town

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    Funkee

    i want to go down on your funkytown..
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M Sep 28, 2009

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    Won't You Take Me Too?

    FUNKYTOWN! And don't just talk about it, talk about it, talk about it.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    Lets Go Funky!!

    Let these boys take us to FUNKY TOWN; talented dance crew...WoW!! I couldn't resist this group because IT'S LIKE THAT AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS!! Check this out and lets go FUNKY day and night like it's our last chance to do our thing!! I know we can PUSH IT to another level. C...
    PrivateLegit PrivateLegit 41-45, F Mar 16, 2013

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    Im Going On Friday

    I'm escaping the sticks for a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does anyone actually know how happy that makes me feel?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 22, 2008

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    Won't You Take Me To...

    OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!! CAN WE GO, CAN WE GO,CAN WE GO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! **jumps up and down excitedly** PWETTY PWEASE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M Feb 1, 2011

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    Maybe Yes, Maybe No

    I'm old enough to remember when "funky" meant stinky, smelly, offensively odiferous... Not sure i want to go to smelly town. :P
    ChipmunkErnie ChipmunkErnie 61-65, M 2 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    So Let's Go Already!

    Looks like everyone wants to go, so let's go!  The van is stocked and ready.   I've got my mini dress and white patent leather platform boots.Let's get funky!
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Nov 4, 2011

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    afatpandaburr afatpandaburr 18-21, M Dec 4

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    I was thinking back and realized I've had a lot of experiences with super obese people and people who have eaten themselves to immobility, so I see the size and issues first hand...
    afatpandaburr afatpandaburr 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 4

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    I was thinking back and realized I've had a lot of experiences with super obese people and people who have eaten themselves to immobility, so I see the size and issues first hand...
    afatpandaburr afatpandaburr 18-21, M Dec 4

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    I loved you like a sister , I never hurt you in any way....I even gave you things and bought you gifts . I trusted you with my entire heart , I confided in you , I turned to you...
    Sjenka Sjenka 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 5

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    b2thea85 b2thea85 26-30, M 1 Response Dec 8

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    I want to make friends in real life. In the same town that I live in. I've tried everything. I've reached out to many people but have been unsuccessful. What is wrong with me?
    NoRegretsAndNoRemorse NoRegretsAndNoRemorse 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    There much, much more to this band than This Town Aint Big Enough..... and they are still going!!! :)
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    Ummm , I really don't know what to do , so I thought I'd just tell my life story haha , I don't know ,I doubt anyone would read this but I just need to let everything out so here...
    eoghan18 eoghan18 18-21 3 Responses Nov 21

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    When you're walking down town and spiderman grabs you with his web and eats you
    PB793 PB793 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 21

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    Smile at the crying day Look at the sky and remember her. Your past will remain in this little town, So go off and brighten tomorrow. Hold his hands and never let go Even when...
    NickiJay NickiJay 13-15, F Nov 23

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    They rented a modest room on the outskirts of town.
    JohnnySpot JohnnySpot 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 26

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    MissPriscillaPrim MissPriscillaPrim 61-65, T Nov 28

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    bigca1697 bigca1697 16-17, F Nov 30

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    Heresmystory Heresmystory 16-17, F Nov 30

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    I am going out of town Thursday. My computer is going into he shop for a clean up and antivirus...I will not have it back for two weeks...I will miss all of you...See you later...
    MMMartin MMMartin 51-55, F 2 Responses Dec 2

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    I once walked to town in the rain. Caught a cold on the way back.
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