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I Want to Go to Funky Town

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    Im Going On Friday

    I'm escaping the sticks for a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does anyone actually know how happy that makes me feel?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 22, 2008

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    So Let's Go Already!

    Looks like everyone wants to go, so let's go!  The van is stocked and ready.   I've got my mini dress and white patent leather platform boots.Let's get funky!
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Nov 4, 2011

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    Won't You Take Me To...

    OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!! CAN WE GO, CAN WE GO,CAN WE GO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! **jumps up and down excitedly** PWETTY PWEASE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 26-30, M Feb 1, 2011

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    Won't You Take Me Too?

    FUNKYTOWN! And don't just talk about it, talk about it, talk about it.
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    Lets Go Funky!!

    Let these boys take us to FUNKY TOWN; talented dance crew...WoW!! I couldn't resist this group because IT'S LIKE THAT AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS!! Check this out and lets go FUNKY day and night like it's our last chance to do our thing!! I know we can PUSH IT to another level. C...
    PrivateLegit PrivateLegit 41-45, F Mar 16, 2013

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    Maybe Yes, Maybe No

    I'm old enough to remember when "funky" meant stinky, smelly, offensively odiferous... Not sure i want to go to smelly town. :P
    ChipmunkErnie ChipmunkErnie 61-65, M 2 Responses Aug 3, 2009

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    Funkee

    i want to go down on your funkytown..
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M Sep 28, 2009

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