I love this idea for a quest. I am adding it to my things to do before I die list. I think up to now that Patrick was my greatest lover. He was imaginative, fun, and had staying power. He was also crazy, but that was the downside.
I married her. There may be others that think they are better, and there me others that think someone else is better, but since I have only ever had sex with her, and she with me, then we really don't know any better. That's the way it should be.
It is my ultimate dream to have sex with the gratest lover in this universe.
I already met the greatest lover but he does not give me the greatest **** in the world.
I wish these two attributes go with each other