I Want to Hear a Good Cow Story

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    Guys Are Hungry

      A friend called me and told me to come over to the pool hall, that a guy just out of jail had a funny story. I drove over and had a beer with my friend and talked to the guy.    His story was that he and two buddies were going cross country when their car broke...
    Dewduster Dewduster
    66-70, M
    2 Responses Feb 19, 2009

    Moo Cow

    You know what you never hear?  Good cow stories.  I mean, like, really entertaining cow stories.  Cows are funny animals.  Why aren't there more cow stories?!?  
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    15 Responses Jan 11, 2009

    Well, It's A Cow/pregnant Joke, So Don't Take It Seriously.. Xd

     A man walks into a room while his wife lies down on the bed, reading a book and he happens to be holding a sheep in his arms and he says, "Honey, whenever you have a headache, I am going to make love to this cow.." So the wife stares at him for a moment and says...
    amguzzy amguzzy
    18-21, F
    Dec 13, 2009

    The Eternal Battle: Cows Vs. the Police

      I was telling this story last night and I was told I needed to post this. It will be one of those longer stories so you’ll have to tell me if it is worth it. Also please no outrage from the members of PETA Though one cow was harmed the rest of the herd learned...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    1 Response Jan 11, 2009


    moo moo moo moo moo moo moo. moo moo moo moooooooooooooooooo moo moo moo moo moo moom moom moooo mooo moooooooooooo the end  
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    5 Responses Jan 11, 2009
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