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I Want To Hear About Your Worst Blind Date

Dedicated to my friend Joe Joe and his wonderful in patient date of recent nights lol 29 People

    So a date was setup, this guy was picture

    perfect as if he jumped out of a magazine! He had a beautiful smile, bright blue eyes, sexy blonde hair, taller then me. So basically my friends set me up with plastic Ken. Till he opened his mouth, it was like mood killer. I heard the most stupid things ever like, "how much...
    EstuaryRivers EstuaryRivers 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 10, 2014

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    I went out with a great guy one night

    and had a good time. The next morning, I had to tell him I couldn't see him anymore because I had just taken a pregnancy test and it was positive. I was preggers with my best friends baby after having just a few one night stands. My daughter is 6 weeks old now, and I wonder how...
    honeybee3584 honeybee3584 31-35, F Jul 10, 2014

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    Xtian Date From Hell

    I was living in California and had been divorced for about 7-8 years. Somehow I had successfully managed to avoid men completely for that entire 7-8 year time period. A Christian girlfriend of mine wanted to join the singles group at her church and she needed some hand holding...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday 36-40, F 7 Responses Jul 13, 2011

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    Just did a tumblr post on this topic check it

    out and follow chanelconoco.tumblr.com
    someoneforyou12 someoneforyou12 22-25, F Nov 13, 2014

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