Dedicated to my friend Joe Joe and his wonderful in patient date of recent nights lol 13 People
Xtian Date From Hell - I was living in California and had been divorced for about 7-8 years. Somehow I had successfully managed to avoid men completely for that entire 7-8 year time period. A Christian girlfriend of mine wanted to join the singles group at her church and she...
WoobieTuesday 8 Responses 4 Jul 13, 2011
Dinner Date That Was No So Perfect - I went on a blind date with a guy once to a jazz club (I hate Jazz as it is!! So not. Good start!) As the menus were presented to us, he informed the waitress that he would be eating & proceeded to sit there eating his own home-made...
lavatwilightxxx 2 Responses 2 Nov 12
Yeah Whatever... - was because she experience some sort of automatic defensive response due to her pride, because didn't want to show her vulnerability by admitting she was uncomfortable about the whole issue even if it was obvious that that was the case. That's why she apppeared...
workingtonight293 0 Nov 16
Don't Toy With Me - I can be the most loving, caring, loyal friend/lover you have but if you mess with me or toy with my emotions I will be your worst enemy and I will get to inside your head and I will break you down and do to you 10 fold what you do to me. I don't ever want...
AfroDog 2 Responses 3 Nov 16
My List Share Yours If You Feel You Think We'd Be Able To Connect. - 1. To be loved. This is the ultimate goal in a relationship. 2.To be wanted. I don't want someone if they don't actually desire my mind and heart. 3. Good listener. I have some huge issues at times and at those...
draganaeros 1 Nov 27
Some You May Not Have Heard Of - Duane Allman, Dickey Betts, Warren Haynes, Derek Trucks, Trey Anastasio, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, and Robbie Krieger are all great guitarists you may not have heard of. The first two were the original guitarists for The Allman Brothers Band. Duane...
MusicLover1971 1 Response 0 Nov 25
Your Power Color Is Teal - At Your Highest: You feel accomplished and optimistic about the future. At Your Lowest: You feel in a slump and lack creativity. In Love: You tend to be many people's ideal partner. How You're Attractive: You make people feel confident and...
letskillhitler 0 Nov 25
Your Power Color Is Magenta - At Your Highest: You energize yourself and push others to succeed. At Your Lowest: You feel frustrated and totally overwhelmed. In Love: You are surprised by who you attract. You're a love magnet. How You're Attractive: Open and free spirited...
Vetrov 2 Responses 2 Nov 22
Your Result: Science/Math Nerd - (Absolute Insane Laughter as you pour toxic chemicals into a foaming tub of death!) Well, maybe you aren't this extreme, but you're in league with the crazy scientists/mathemeticians of today. Very few people have the talent of math and science is...
letskillhitler 1 Response 1 Nov 25
I Had No Idea I Was Being So Loud. - It was my freshmen year of college. I had served 4 years in the service going to school on the GI bill. I was a grunt or what they call an Infantrymen while in and we seldom met women, let alone have a chance to meet them. So, women were...
jdrogers 2 Nov 14
What Type Of Kiss Do Girls Like? - I dated a girl who liked to stick her tongue down my throat when we kissed. Is this what girls want in return?
jarant 1 Response 1 Nov 17
Hot Mess - One of my most embarrassing dating moments was at a really fancy restaurant. No, this wasn't our first date, but it felt as if it was. Anyway, we ordered our food and I decided to order some nice herbal tea for us,since it was a little chilly outside. When our tea came...
Vicki101 1 Response 2 Nov 26
From A Child To A Mom - Heart Breaking....She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?' The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it...
vickieprince 7 Responses 7 Nov 7
My perfect date is to go to some elegant place we both enjoy. Somewhere low lit, soft music, and filled with other couples on dates. We have a great meal, and great conversation (looking each other in the eyes), nice drinks that help us drop all of our guards, and dance for the...
extremediamonds 3 Responses 2 6 days ago
I Think That My Friend Has Left. - You were my friend, my confidante. I enjoyed the compliments that we exchanged between one another. It was refreshing to hear a younger man's perspective. I loved to receive your sage advice, as if you were the elder. It was great to have a best...
sassiemi 5 Responses 3 Nov 8
It's Blue, Apparently! - You think about things deeply, and you don't mind if your strong opinions make waves. You always know what's right in your heart- that's why your friends call you in a crisis. But to keep that stress away, get blue sheets or an ocean-toned shirt to create...
Literaturegirl 3 Responses 1 Nov 17
5 Things... - 1. I'm dedicated when it comes to something good. 2. I can reason with others despite the situation. 3. I have an open heart and do not mind sharing it. 4. I'm amusing and love to share that with people as well. 5. I make life lessons a positive reflection on self...
PixieStixs 0 Nov 8
A Video Gamers Take On Overstimulation - No Computer Games for 60 Days and Dopamine So basically, I decided to completely rid my addiction of games. The title says computer games. But I extended it to any virtually created game including apps, console games etc. I've been on it...
deleted 0 Nov 16
Bar Is Open - I think I am addicted to this place. LOL I always did like meeting new people and listening to their stories. When I travel I always go to the airport early so I have time to go to the bar and strike up a conversation to hear someones story. It always intrigues me...
Tbsfunny 0 Nov 27
My Urban Dictionary Definitions - 1. Lacey Gracefulness at its best, unexplained beauty, and confusion with no-limit. 2. Lacey the definition of perfect 3. Lacey A Lacey is a person who loves to have fun. No one will never understand how she feels. She loves to party and love...
YouBeTheAnchor 1 Response 1 Nov 9
Felix Travels Back In Time - When I was about 7 or 8, my Dad had to go out of town to work for about a month. I had grown so close to him and we only talked briefly each Sunday on the phone while he was gone. When he came back he brought me this book. "Felix Travels Back in Time...
TwoParisGirls 1 Response 2 a week ago
Some Things That I Like About Myself - 1. I'm an artist. 2. I can cook very well. 3. I am loving. 4. I am trust worthy. 5. I am attractive in several different ways than others.
Kawiicatnipotaku 1 Nov 7
My High Five - 1- my intuition is amazingly awesome 2- I am a excellent masseuse 3- you can count on me, no matter what 4- I can fix just about anything 5- sensual and versatile
Sublime24 1 Response 1 Nov 11
Softly - Your breath catches for a moment as my kisses move from one side of your neck to the other, your hair raised up in my hand. My lips glide smoothly down to the gentle curve of your beautiful breasts to deliver the softest of kisses.
Skiguy 1 Nov 21
It's How I Felt At The Profile's Conception - November 29, 2013 Although I am unsure of the sculptor or if the piece is even supposed to replicate someone in particular, it is of no relevance to why I chose it as my avatar. The reason behind its use is it represents how I felt...
JustaMann 1 Response 0 Nov 29
THE GIRL... I wanna be the girl who... You make a special call just to say goodnight When she's crying, you wrap her in your arms and hold her tight When she's scared or lonely you tell her "You'll be fine." When she loses sight of you, you gently whisper "You'll always be mine...
athleticLez 1 Response 0 3 days ago
My Top Ten - In no particular order past number 1: To Kill A Mocking Bird--Harper Lee. Perhaps the greatest of the great american novels. 100 Years of Solitude--Gabriel Garcia Marques the quintessential Magical Realism novel. Aunt Julia and the script Writer--Mario Vargas...
Dustyghost 1 Response 0 Nov 8
Not A Single Damn - Cry me a ******* river i got problems of my own and yours are irrelevant to me
Cixom 0 Nov 12
Help - I really don't know if I love this girl or not but she makes me feel like I'm actually loved an really I couldn't ask for anyone better but can someone tell me your definition
tylerhill 1 Response 0 Nov 15
My 10 Things I Like For!!! - 1.Funny but not to funny I that can't have a serious conversation. 2.Nice, I think guys that are nice to strangers or kids is so attractive. 3. Ambitious I want a guy that...
daisyem 2 Responses 1 Nov 21
Social Nerd - You're interested in things such as politics, psychology, child care, and peace. I wouldn't go so far as to call you a hippie, but some of you may be tree-huggers. You're the type of people who are interested in bettering the world. You're possible the least nerdy...
HauntMeAtDusk 0 Nov 21
1. I look for someone who loves me for me. 2. I want someone who makes me smile and shows me the joy in my life. 3. Some who is adventurous 4. Someone who likes the same things I like. 5. Someone who let's me have my way every now and than. 6. Someone my friends and family like...
morgan14p 1 Nov 27
Antz - Barbatus(Danny Glover) to Z(Woody Allen) "Don't make my mistake, Z. Don't follow orders your whole life. Think for yourself"
littledragonZERO 0 a week ago
The Social Network - "..There's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated" "What you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him" "No, I want to hire the Sopranos to beat the **** out of him with a hammer" "We don't have to do that" "We could do that ourselves" "I'm 6'5...
littledragonZERO 0 Nov 16
I Do A Lot Of Thinking Before I Go To Sleep. - I play scenes in my head. I practice the things i want to say. I have endless "what ifs" I make plans for the nest day I think of all the people i miss I think of all the ones i hate I ask myself a lot of questions
PsYcHoPuNk 1 Response 1 Nov 23
I Was Folding Her Panties - I moved to New York and had rented a room in one of those very large old Victorian looking mansions. We had a laundry room in the basement we all shared. The driers were limited so when my cloths finished I attempted to put my wet cloths in the drier...
jdrogers 0 Nov 14
Embarrassing :/ - So I saw on my husbands phone he has a bunch of pics of my buttcrack and thongs hanging out. Why would he not tell me this and just take pics...it's really starting to get embarrassing.
krykry08 1 Response 1 4 days ago
I threw up right after kissing him Infront of him.
emmaintheclouds 1 Response 1 17 hours ago
1. I like the brown spot in my green eyes. 2. I like the softness of my hair. 3. I like the vastness of my vocabulary. 4. I like the different way I think. 5. I like the person I'm becoming.
OldSoul246 1 Response 0 4 days ago
Knock Knock - Knock Knock Who's there? Janet! Janet who! Janet'or in a drum!
jml2000 1 Response 2 Nov 9
Knock Knock - Knock Knock Who's there? Japan! Japan who! Japan is too hot, ouch!
jml2000 1 Response 2 Nov 9
Knock Knock - Knock Knock Who's there? Jean! Jean who? Jeanius - you just don't recognise it!
jml2000 2 Responses 3 Nov 9
My Favorite Childhood Book... - Is definitely The Magic Faraway Tree by Enid Blyyton but I also love the Sweet Valley Twins books
justmeand11 1 Response 0 Nov 10
My Favorite Line In X-men: First Class - It was seriously, in my opinion, the best, well timed line in the entire movie, in all the X-Men movies for that matter, or all the Marvel movies so far, I'd even go as far to say perhaps in this guy's whole career, and it was just a...
BlueEyedGeekery 2 Nov 14
74 - Two major concerns: self-esteem,eating disorders 6 minor concerns
katd1234 0 Nov 14
I Love Pets. - We have two Miniature Poodles Tetley(male) Tilly(female) I have a Corn Snake called Pluto and 3 goldfish Angel and the other two are called No and dunno(his favourite words)
OutsideLookingIin 0 Nov 14
Favorite - mine is donuts and ice cream!
deleted 4 Responses 0 Nov 15
Cool Runnings - "I see pride, I see power, I see a badass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody!"
littledragonZERO 0 Nov 16
Knock Knock - Knock Knock Who's there? Monkey! Monkey who? Monkey won't fit that's why I knocked!
jml2000 2 Responses 2 Nov 16
Knock Knock - Knock Knock Who's there? Missouri! Missouri who? Missouri loves company!
jml2000 1 Response 2 Nov 16
Knock Knock - Knock Knock Who's there? Mira! Mira who? Miracle on 34th Street!
jml2000 1 Response 2 Nov 16
Revenge Of The Bridesmaids - Abigail Scanlon: You're Henry Kent. You used to have big ears and a slutty sister. Lt. Henry Kent: Uh.. I grew into my ears and I'll tell Carol you said Hi. Abigail Scanlon: Thank you. :) Cute TV movie :)
Browneyes4322 1 Response 2 Nov 19
Marlboro - Marlboro Red. Hot summer nights or cold winter nights, Smoke it and feel the taste.. Awesome :)
noxicillin 0 Nov 19
Marlboro - Marlboro red :) i like the taste and the smell of it as it goes to my nose and mouth and to my lungs and stomach.. I love it :)
noxicillin 5 Responses 0 Nov 19
Sounds Fabulous ... - ... what sort of panties would you like to chew on - I'll see if I've got some to match!
EireneGoP 2 Responses 0 Nov 22
While I Inject - Squeezing the *** while I inject hot seed into you woman!
jfox4anr 2 Nov 24
Yes grabbing or squeezing a girls but is my favorite thing to do. I love a women's ***
Colton94 0 5 days ago
I have a little black cabbage patch kid that I named Montell Williams. I was wicked obsessed with that talk show... lol I was a weird kid.
BowTiesAreCool 1 Response 1 2 days ago