I Want To Hear What Your Pillow Would Say If It Could Talk

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    my pillow would say: I know you miss your

    husband/ best friend but he's in a better place right now. He wants you to dry your eyes and dream of the days when you were together laughing and loving each other...
    kemaii kemaii
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 18, 2015

    "Get the f--- off me!

    !" -Someone's Pillow, 2015 =)
    AdolescentBro AdolescentBro
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Apr 28, 2015

    I'm your friend. Hug me,

    scream to me, I'll hide your stomach fat, I will absorb your tears and most of all, lay your head upon me every night and Dream in comfort. And thanks for the other pillow even though no one is there yet.
    syntheticrhyme syntheticrhyme
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Apr 18, 2015
    happybbw happybbw
    41-45, F
    9 Responses Apr 18, 2015

    my pillow lets me cry on it's shoulder

    when I'm sad and snuggle it when I'm lonely. we should just date pillows srsly
    TheCroissant TheCroissant
    18-21, M
    Apr 18, 2015

    My pillow would probably say: "Right you

    little **** it's either me or the other one, YOU CANT SLEEP ON ******* BOTH IF US"
    colourfulskeleton colourfulskeleton
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Dec 14, 2014

    "Come! Come here bobble!

    You know you want to! Come rest your weary head on me and together we'll drift away to places warm and inviting........
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Dec 15, 2015

    My pillow would say-- how dare u leave me all

    alone? Your always using me (tears rolling). Why do u show one pillow more attention than me? Why u always drooling on me then leaving me wondering were u went all hours of the day? Huh?!---hmm.....my pillow is a little bit needy!!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 13, 2014

    my pillow would be like your hurting me get off

    please I think but we will never know till we have a talking pillow in the future
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 25

    Forget It And Move On

    Every night before I go to sleep, and every morning when I wake up, the first thing that comes to mind is him.Since the day he contacted me  after 6 months of being separated from each other, I couldn't stop thinking and talking about him.I am aware of this and I don't like it...
    machuchan machuchan
    18-21, F
    Nov 13, 2011

    If my pillow can talk it would probably say "I

    need a different pillow" Which I really do I have a really hard pillow.
    staystyleandsmile staystyleandsmile
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Dec 3, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Dec 1, 2015

    it would say we're in love

    and we'd get married, ASK HIM ASK MY PILLOW!!!!
    apperentlyicanthavemynameagain apperentlyicanthavemynameagain
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Dec 15, 2015

    Ki ki ki really funny subject I found ,

    mine would probably say Ms you need to give your hair a good wash as it kind of stinks ! And yeah please change our pillow cases more regularly and no Mis matches
    namgal namgal
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Dec 18, 2014
    stefanv stefanv
    51-55, M
    1 Response Jan 19

    My Pillow Is Probably Polite, With A Slight Sense Of Humor

    Pillow: OMG… that shampoo you use smells awesome! Me: Thank you! I’m sorry I occasionally fall asleep with my hair still damp from the shower... Pillow: No worries, it’s nice when you just crash like that. Less shifting and getting comfortable means a better chance...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Aug 14, 2010

    Mine...

    Gets quite a workout sometimes... supporting my head, and sometimes my bottom!  It has to put up with being punched, bunched, and sometimes dumped on the floor! 
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    15 Responses Jul 15, 2010

    "This b*tch keeps squeezing me.

    -.- Ugh. Who does she think I am?" -Pillow
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 18, 2015

    I'm going to be the one to say it.

    .. My pillow says "He keeps giving me head"
    PugsAndPenguins PugsAndPenguins
    18-21, M
    Apr 19, 2015
    Mossonarock Mossonarock
    41-45, M
    Dec 15, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 28, 2015

    "Oh that's right, you just drool,

    cry and bleed all over me and then ditch me for ******* college. If I catch you with another pillow, I will make things so uncomfortable for you!"
    HannahSavannah HannahSavannah
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 14, 2014

    Pillow: I wish you'd stop hugging your teddy

    bear... Me: ... Teddy Bear: You're just jealous because she keeps me closer to her heart than you. Pillow: >:-( Me: O.o
    LavenderHart009 LavenderHart009
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 19, 2015

    No,no,no! Not that snoring again!

    Close your mouth, your breath stinks!
    TammyDRadke TammyDRadke
    31-35, F
    Apr 18, 2015

    Pillow... "OMG, He's hard again.

    .. please don't hump me, Please don't jump me.... OMG! He's doing it again... NOOOOOO!
    OneeyedBastard OneeyedBastard
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Apr 19, 2015

    If My Pillow Could Talk

    Well... It would probly cost me a lot in bribe money to keep its mouth shut. Because my pillow knows more about me than anyone else.
    nickey30 nickey30
    26-30, M
    Jul 16, 2010

    My Guess Would Be.....

    "WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!" Or- "YOU WANNA STOP DROOLING!?!?!?!?!"
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Aug 15, 2010

    My pillow would prolly say,

    "I know you like sleeping on the cold side, but you seriously have to stop flipping me over countless times throughout the night."
    jeanzie jeanzie
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Dec 14, 2014

    My pillow would probably say "wash me,

    not just the pillow case!"
    Mossonarock Mossonarock
    41-45, M
    Dec 15, 2015

    Get the hell off of me!

    Your crushing me! Oh crap not between the knees again. OWWWWW!!!
    kittykat419 kittykat419
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 18, 2015

    "I can't believe that you didn't cry at

    that movie!! And please don't use me as a coverup for horror movies thank you. I get scared as well."
    jellyfishz jellyfishz
    13-15, T
    Apr 18, 2015

    Well I don't know about my pillow,

    but I finally listened to my mattress and stopped putting sheets on. I can't keep them on for a day without soaking them.
    Meltedcrayons143 Meltedcrayons143
    41-45, F
    1 Response Dec 16, 2015
    ree17 ree17
    18-21, F
    Dec 15, 2015

    Poor Pillow

    "STOP SNORING!!"
    SlowAutumnWind SlowAutumnWind
    26-30, F
    Jul 15, 2010

    "He doesn't know you,

    Carrie, stop whining about him, you silly teenager, you need holidays"
    elsasaunt elsasaunt
    16-17, F
    Apr 19, 2015

    "I think we need to speed some time apart.

    I-It's just that we've been spending A LOT of time together. Nothing permanent.... just a little break." lol even my pillow breaks up with me !
    ShesSimplyKenny ShesSimplyKenny
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 18, 2015

    My Pillow Would Say...

    Please get off me! You're suffocating me!  lol
    whenimgone whenimgone
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jul 16, 2010

    This chick does a lot of crying

    and her doggie does a lot of snoring
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Apr 18, 2015

    "Why can't you just close your mouth

    when you sleep so you can stop drooling at me and stop making me as a handkerchief for your tears"
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 18, 2015

    mine would say something along the lines of "ow!

    damnit, I was comfortable and you just mashed me into a fcking ball!"
    Redmoon383 Redmoon383
    18-21, M
    Dec 14, 2015
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