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I Want To Hear What Your Pillow Would Say If It Could Talk

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 261 People

    "Why can't you just close your mouth

    when you sleep so you can stop drooling at me and stop making me as a handkerchief for your tears"
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 18

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    My pillow would prolly say,

    "I know you like sleeping on the cold side, but you seriously have to stop flipping me over countless times throughout the night."
    queenettejeanette queenettejeanette 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 14, 2014

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    Pillow: I wish you'd stop hugging your teddy

    bear... Me: ... Teddy Bear: You're just jealous because she keeps me closer to her heart than you. Pillow: >:-( Me: O.o
    LavenderHart009 LavenderHart009 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 19

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    Ki ki ki really funny subject I found ,

    mine would probably say Ms you need to give your hair a good wash as it kind of stinks ! And yeah please change our pillow cases more regularly and no Mis matches
    namgal namgal 46-50, F 2 Responses Dec 18, 2014

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    TGBman TGBman 22-25, M Apr 28

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    "Get the f--- off me!

    !" -Someone's Pillow, 2015 =)
    AdolescentBro AdolescentBro 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 28

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    If My Pillow Could Talk

    It would probably say "STOP DROOLING ON ME!" lol No I'm just kidding really seriously I don't drool.
    howsab howsab 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 7, 2011

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    Pillow... "OMG, He's hard again.

    .. please don't hump me, Please don't jump me.... OMG! He's doing it again... NOOOOOO!
    OneeyedBastard OneeyedBastard 41-45, M 2 Responses Apr 19

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    Please Don't!!

    "I can't handle your frequent deep slumber drooling, lady, and if you aren't drooling on me your discarding me to the floor in your sleep like some toss rag! May mites rest in your sheets for eternity!" Or something like that. 
    Marowit Marowit 22-25, F Aug 13, 2010

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    "He doesn't know you,

    Carrie, stop whining about him, you silly teenager, you need holidays"
    elsasaunt elsasaunt 16-17, F Apr 19

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    my pillow lets me cry on it's shoulder

    when I'm sad and snuggle it when I'm lonely. we should just date pillows srsly
    TheCroissant TheCroissant 18-21, M Apr 18

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    My pillow would say-- how dare u leave me all

    alone? Your always using me (tears rolling). Why do u show one pillow more attention than me? Why u always drooling on me then leaving me wondering were u went all hours of the day? Huh?!---hmm.....my pillow is a little bit needy!!!
    Asia06 Asia06 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 13, 2014

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    I'm your friend. Hug me,

    scream to me, I'll hide your stomach fat, I will absorb your tears and most of all, lay your head upon me every night and Dream in comfort. And thanks for the other pillow even though no one is there yet.
    syntheticrhyme syntheticrhyme 46-50, F 2 Responses Apr 18

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    "I can't believe that you didn't cry at

    that movie!! And please don't use me as a coverup for horror movies thank you. I get scared as well."
    jellyfishz jellyfishz 13-15, T Apr 18

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    I Think They Would Say This...

    "Right what is this crazy woman going to dream about tonight?" or "Ok lets get ready for some weird programmes tonight, we might need to get the popcorn in" *giggles* :D
    RHSK143 RHSK143 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2010

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    "This b*tch keeps squeezing me.

    -.- Ugh. Who does she think I am?" -Pillow
    MangaIsLoveMangaIsLife MangaIsLoveMangaIsLife 13-15 1 Response Apr 18

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    My Pillow Would Say...

    Please get off me! You're suffocating me!  lol
    whenimgone whenimgone 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 16, 2010

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    "Oh that's right, you just drool,

    cry and bleed all over me and then ditch me for ******* college. If I catch you with another pillow, I will make things so uncomfortable for you!"
    HannahSavannah HannahSavannah 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 14, 2014

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    Poor Pillow

    "STOP SNORING!!"
    SlowAutumnWind SlowAutumnWind 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 15, 2010

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    No,no,no! Not that snoring again!

    Close your mouth, your breath stinks!
    TammyDRadke TammyDRadke 31-35, F Apr 18

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    Maybe

    stop your drooling and wake up ... how come other pillows are having sex and not ours? hehe I never answer - can't wake up
    DeepForest DeepForest 46-50 Oct 2, 2010

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    Get the hell off of me!

    Your crushing me! Oh crap not between the knees again. OWWWWW!!!
    kittykat419 kittykat419 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 18

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    awayfromlife awayfromlife 13-15, F Apr 18

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    I'm going to be the one to say it.

    .. My pillow says "He keeps giving me head"
    PugsAndPenguins PugsAndPenguins 16-17, M Apr 19

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    My Guess Would Be.....

    "WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!" Or- "YOU WANNA STOP DROOLING!?!?!?!?!"
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 6 Responses Aug 15, 2010

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    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 19

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    Forget It And Move On

    Every night before I go to sleep, and every morning when I wake up, the first thing that comes to mind is him.Since the day he contacted me  after 6 months of being separated from each other, I couldn't stop thinking and talking about him.I am aware of this and I don't like it...
    machuchan machuchan 18-21, F Nov 13, 2011

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    My Pillow Would Say...

    I love the way your skin touches me, it is so soft and your hair smells wonderful,  your warm breath on me, mmm however you have stinky breath in the morning..:P
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2010

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    my pillow would say: I know you miss your

    husband/ best friend but he's in a better place right now. He wants you to dry your eyes and dream of the days when you were together laughing and loving each other...
    kemaii kemaii 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 18

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    "I think we need to speed some time apart.

    I-It's just that we've been spending A LOT of time together. Nothing permanent.... just a little break." lol even my pillow breaks up with me !
    ShesSimplyKenny ShesSimplyKenny 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 18

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    This chick does a lot of crying

    and her doggie does a lot of snoring
    Farmmaid Farmmaid 36-40, F 6 Responses Apr 18

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    My pillow would probably say: "Right you

    little **** it's either me or the other one, YOU CANT SLEEP ON ******* BOTH IF US"
    colourfulskeleton colourfulskeleton 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 14, 2014

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    My Pillow Is Probably Polite, With A Slight Sense Of Humor

    Pillow: OMG… that shampoo you use smells awesome! Me: Thank you! I’m sorry I occasionally fall asleep with my hair still damp from the shower... Pillow: No worries, it’s nice when you just crash like that. Less shifting and getting comfortable means a better chance...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Aug 14, 2010

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    If My Pillow Could Talk

    Well... It would probly cost me a lot in bribe money to keep its mouth shut. Because my pillow knows more about me than anyone else.
    nickey30 nickey30 26-30, M Jul 16, 2010

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    happybbw happybbw 41-45, F 9 Responses Apr 18

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    Mine...

    Gets quite a workout sometimes... supporting my head, and sometimes my bottom!  It has to put up with being punched, bunched, and sometimes dumped on the floor! 
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 15 Responses Jul 15, 2010

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    So Do I!

    I brought my pillow from the student house before the last student house in which I lived. It was on the bed when I moved in, and probably, like the bed, had been through A LOT of years..... and people. (Well, maybe the pillow had only been through several people, but that...
    Nyxii Nyxii 22-25, F Dec 6, 2011

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    I see so many people joined this group, but I wonder how many of those can really find a friend on here that they can talk to... it is hard, isn't it? I also wonder if anybody will...
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    I would say that my life has often repeated the flavour within my mouth the remembrance of bitter sweet grapes
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    On the front, it would say "you jacks can" then it would have an arrow pointing to my back and on the back would say "kiss my a**" and would have an arrow pointing at my butt XD
    YouCantEscapeMyDemons YouCantEscapeMyDemons 13-15, M 6 Responses May 13

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