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I Want To Hear What Your Pillow Would Say If It Could Talk

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    Mine...

    Gets quite a workout sometimes... supporting my head, and sometimes my bottom!  It has to put up with being punched, bunched, and sometimes dumped on the floor! 
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 15 Responses Jul 15, 2010

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    "Oh that's right, you just drool,

    cry and bleed all over me and then ditch me for ******* college. If I catch you with another pillow, I will make things so uncomfortable for you!"
    TheFemaleGrimReaper TheFemaleGrimReaper 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 14, 2014

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    Ki ki ki really funny subject I found ,

    mine would probably say Ms you need to give your hair a good wash as it kind of stinks ! And yeah please change our pillow cases more regularly and no Mis matches
    namgal namgal 46-50, F 1 Response Dec 18, 2014

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    I Think They Would Say This...

    "Right what is this crazy woman going to dream about tonight?" or "Ok lets get ready for some weird programmes tonight, we might need to get the popcorn in" *giggles* :D
    RHSK143 RHSK143 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2010

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    My Pillow Would Say...

    I love the way your skin touches me, it is so soft and your hair smells wonderful,  your warm breath on me, mmm however you have stinky breath in the morning..:P
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2010

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    My Guess Would Be.....

    "WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!" Or- "YOU WANNA STOP DROOLING!?!?!?!?!"
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 6 Responses Aug 15, 2010

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    My pillow would probably say: "Right you

    little **** it's either me or the other one, YOU CANT SLEEP ON ******* BOTH IF US"
    colourfulskeleton colourfulskeleton 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 14, 2014

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    If My Pillow Could Talk

    It would probably say "STOP DROOLING ON ME!" lol No I'm just kidding really seriously I don't drool.
    howsab howsab 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 7, 2011

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    Wake Up!

    My pillow would be a very angry one. From squeezing it all night with a drool stain on the sides, and not waking up till noon, its smelly and dirty! my pillow doesn't have to say anything when someone comes over to spend the night. The ugliness of it would glare at any other head...
    Leighou Leighou 18-21 1 Response Jul 20, 2010

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    Forget It And Move On

    Every night before I go to sleep, and every morning when I wake up, the first thing that comes to mind is him.Since the day he contacted me  after 6 months of being separated from each other, I couldn't stop thinking and talking about him.I am aware of this and I don't like it...
    machuchan machuchan 18-21, F Nov 13, 2011

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    Maybe

    stop your drooling and wake up ... how come other pillows are having sex and not ours? hehe I never answer - can't wake up
    DeepForest DeepForest 46-50 Oct 2, 2010

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    If My Pillow Could Talk

    Well... It would probly cost me a lot in bribe money to keep its mouth shut. Because my pillow knows more about me than anyone else.
    nickey30 nickey30 26-30, M Jul 16, 2010

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    My pillow would say-- how dare u leave me all

    alone? Your always using me (tears rolling). Why do u show one pillow more attention than me? Why u always drooling on me then leaving me wondering were u went all hours of the day? Huh?!---hmm.....my pillow is a little bit needy!!!
    Asia06 Asia06 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 13, 2014

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    My Pillow Is Probably Polite, With A Slight Sense Of Humor

    Pillow: OMG… that shampoo you use smells awesome! Me: Thank you! I’m sorry I occasionally fall asleep with my hair still damp from the shower... Pillow: No worries, it’s nice when you just crash like that. Less shifting and getting comfortable means a better chance...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Aug 14, 2010

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    Please Don't!!

    "I can't handle your frequent deep slumber drooling, lady, and if you aren't drooling on me your discarding me to the floor in your sleep like some toss rag! May mites rest in your sheets for eternity!" Or something like that. 
    Marowit Marowit 22-25, F Aug 13, 2010

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    Poor Pillow

    "STOP SNORING!!"
    SlowAutumnWind SlowAutumnWind 26-30, F Jul 15, 2010

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    He Would Say..

    Mine would say something like: - Can you please close your mouth for the love of God!  I’m drowning out here!  He would also say that I’m a good sleeper, but that i go to bed too late. That I spend more time lying in bed with my laptop then sleeping and that...
    amarilys amarilys 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 13, 2010

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    So Do I!

    I brought my pillow from the student house before the last student house in which I lived. It was on the bed when I moved in, and probably, like the bed, had been through A LOT of years..... and people. (Well, maybe the pillow had only been through several people, but that...
    Nyxii Nyxii 22-25, F Dec 6, 2011

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    My pillow would prolly say,

    "I know you like sleeping on the cold side, but you seriously have to stop flipping me over countless times throughout the night."
    queenettejeanette queenettejeanette 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 14, 2014

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    My Pillow Would Say...

    Please get off me! You're suffocating me!  lol
    whenimgone whenimgone 41-45, F 1 Response Jul 16, 2010

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    Here lies Vic. Who? Kidding. I'm not depressed or anything lol
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    If anyone would like to talk, I would be glad to.
    aot96 aot96 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 11

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    it would say I'm in love with that co... jk I'm in love with that food or all my fav artist
    jadabruh jadabruh 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 7

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    Well, what are they?! Mine are A New Wave by Sleater-Kinney, Prince Johnny by St. Vincent, Klapp Klapp by Little Dragon, Had Ten Dollaz by Cherry Glazerr, Ready To Start by Arcade...
    QueerCobweb QueerCobweb 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

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    OK well I have been having problems with my husband. We have been together for about 15 years now and we have always had issues. Its been said that I ignore the problems we have. I...
    starrynight5 starrynight5 41-45, F 6 days ago

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    What are the top five songs that sum you up the best, or that you just love? Mine are: Tegan and Sara- The Con Haim- If I Could Change Your Mind Bleachers- Wild Heart The 1975...
    QueerCobweb QueerCobweb 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    I wanted to say something you could not possibly understand.
    Clothed Clothed 41-45, M 1 day ago

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    http://youtu.be/zjbyzO9RK5w guns and roses- ain't it fun. Want to know my life right now. This song says it all.
    WokenandOpen WokenandOpen 31-35, M Feb 21

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    It truly shows a sign of weakness when you refuse to stick to what you post. If you honestly feel that way, you're entitled to post it. I find it disappointing to see people delete...
    endlesschapters endlesschapters 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 8

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    I have nightmares about talking and not being understood.
    Clothed Clothed 41-45, M Feb 12

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    You don't know how good you are, you don't know how beautiful you are, you don't think much of youself, but I think you are a wonderful person, you make me think about the things...
    Clothed Clothed 41-45, M Feb 14

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    shaybaby26 shaybaby26 26-30, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Ladies message me so we can talking about your ticklish fantasies
    TickleTheFeet TickleTheFeet 31-35, M 2 days ago

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    I wanted to say something, but it was too obvious.
    Clothed Clothed 41-45, M 1 day ago

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