Why are there no knock knock jokes about the USA?Because freedom rings.
Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Chuck Norris can make a mosquito itch.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
The Secret Service it's no secret ( it's Chuck Norris )!!
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation ...
Chuck Norris bought a shirt from this site and didn't pay. That's what it said on the shirt.
The sun goes down when Chuck Norris is tired.
Bears aren't really hibernating, they are avoiding Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.