Chuck Norris can hear shooting stars.
Chuck Norris can punch you in the arm and it'll break your legs.
Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Butter bring an umbrella, it kind of looks like rain.
Some men cut themselves shaving, Chuck Norris makes razorblades go rusty.
Chuck Norris taught Gordon Ramsey how to cook.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Example learns by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have an F1 key because he doesn't need help...EVER