Chuck Norris could win the Super Bowl with the Browns and the World Series with the Cubs
Chuck Norris and Bruce Wayne once made a bet, the loser h wear a bat costume and pretend he was a superhero.
When Chuck Norris buys a car the dealer pays HIM
Chuck Norris once challenged Steven Seagal. All of the Greek gods were present, except Zeus who now lives on Mars due to Chuck Norris' left leg.
Chuck norris can kick a football at a home game through the uprights in the stadium of the visiting team.
If the boy cried wolf, the wolf cried Chuck Norris.
Whenever Chuck Norris came home late as a teen, his parents were grounded.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat limes. He eats limestone.