Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
When Chuck Norris flies, the plane is in jet lag.
Chuck Norris defeated the Sun in a brightness contest.
When Chuck Norris plays hide-and-seek, he yells, "Ready or not, this will hurt a lot!"
When Chuck Norris kicks a mirror, his reflection doesn't move.. Not even his reflection is dumb enough to attack him
Chuck Norris once taught an old dog a new trick. Then he changed a leopard's spots.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can lock a drawer with the key still inside it.
Go home, log onto Facebook, and like Chuck Norris. You have 3 days.