Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go "moo."
Wes Side Story!
Wheelbarrow some money and go on holiday!
Weirdo you think you're going!
Welcome up and see me sometime!
Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer!
O'Shea that's a sad story!
Here is an example of a Shakespearean Sonnet I wrote for English class.
Don’t ever try to be something you’re not
You’ll only look...
In anticipation of a TV drama that is going to be shown soon based on the life of my favourite comedian, Tommy Cooper, here are some of his jokes.
I would date a friendly turtle with no shell if it told me I was smart, laughed at my jokes and paid to get my hair done.
Following a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a claim of bodily injury, due to a car collision. The case was against an insurance agent, driver of...
A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your...
Some more jokes....and riddles
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
You are a Wolf! (your score: 23)
Characters: Marek, Alanka, Kerza, and Kara in the Aspect of Crow trilogy and "Storm Reaper"; Lance in "The Wild's Call"
My friends and I have this running joke called "Turbo Tuesday." Tuesday is the most boring goddam day of the week, because it's not Monday where you're fresh off from the weekend...
You entered: Talynn _____ _______
You like to control everyone within your influence, to shape things to your own liking. If positive, you develop high spirituality, as you have a...
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could...
Punography (A play on words)
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time...
Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder.
There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no corpse. In the defense's closing statement...
Excerpt from Nicolas Slonimsky's book "Slonimsky's Book of Musical Anecdotes" (which I highly recommend):
"MOZART'S LONG NOSE":
The following story of Mozart's sense of humor has...
My sister saw the movie "This is the End," and she told me one of the many off-putting elements of the movie was a rape joke that was made in it. It turned me off from...
Idk if this counts as a joke but I thought it was funny!
I was having dinner with my hubby and my sister in-law and her hubby as well as our kids, we were talking about my husband...
• I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• A soldier who survived mustard gas...
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde...