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I Want to Hear Your Funny Sex Stories

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 521 People

    Sneak Atack !!!

             I know most of U can relate 2 this 1 . U wake up with morning wood . So hoppy is ready 2 ride . I very quietly wake her up and we move into position . I get on top and every thing is great . Next thing I know our young son has...
    plasticpantielover plasticpantielover
    66-70, T
    5 Responses Dec 7, 2008

    ******* In The Shower

    i had been going out my boyfriend 4 months. Not many things scare me, except sex, but he begged me. Boys are not like girls, he said he needed more than emotional connections, he needed me. he told me it would connect us, and he said he would never leave me. Trust has never run...
    pipip pipip
    26-30, F
    Jun 27, 2013

    Video Camera

    It’s not a sex blooper as such but more of a nite mare situation. A while ago I had purchased a video camera from a mate of a mate of a mate. It was an old Sony thing with tapes... and cheap at half the price. The day after New Years Eve, I was invited with the then...
    johnrobinson311076 johnrobinson311076
    31-35, M
    Aug 5, 2012

    Strapped And Ready To Go

    I thought to myself, "It must be about time to give the missus a little surprise", so while she was in the shower I managed to secure myself to the bed wearing nothing but a smile and a sexy pair of boxers, (it wasn't easy getting the last tether onto the strap, but with a little...
    afuleinluv afuleinluv
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Sep 27, 2010

    Delayed Gratification

    I am not sure if this is funny. It sure was fun. One afternoon my girlfriend was being sassy in a playful way. Playing along I told her with a lift of my eyebrow that I would have to lick her butt and she should take her pants off. She lifted up her skirt to show me she wasn...
    ninecats ninecats
    56-60
    Jul 16, 2013

    Puppies and a Lost Condom...?

    So... This is yet another story about my ex. Despite how badly it ended (in divorce, with me pregnant) some of the stuff we did was pretty 'awesome' in one way or another. Anyway, this was about a week after we'd started having sex... We were in my bedroom, in the house that me...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude
    31-35
    7 Responses Aug 3, 2008

    2 Small Stories - Funny? Probably Not For The 2 Women Involved At The Time

    Short story 1 I was on an overnight sleeper train with a gf a long while back. We were having sex - she on top - we were on a top berth of a sleeper car (kind of like a bunk bed) - the train hit a bump, my gf fell off and out of the bed and into the hallway naked ... sadly I...
    DeepForest DeepForest
    46-50
    2 Responses Oct 11, 2010

    Best Story Yet :)

    Me and my boyfriend took a trip to la and we stayed in a hotel and we were watching this movie and we decided to have intercourse so we turned the television loud and gave me a pillow so he went down on me and we had sex and he was about to come but he didn't wanna stop and he...
    Chanel8 Chanel8
    18-21
    1 Response Nov 20, 2012

    My Friend ****** My Wife

    I am Waqar a married man of 36 and my wife is Shagufta aged 29. We have got married about 5 yrs ago. My wife has an average looking face and fair complexion but very sexy body. Her figure is 36-27-36. She always use chadar (shawl) when we go outside. We (me and my wife) live in...
    sshamitha sshamitha
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 26, 2013

    Getting Knotted

    I was seeing this Dom for quite while. We enjoyed playing and experimenting. Anyway, one day he announced he knew a 'mate' of a mate who was an expert in shibari and informed me I was going to tied up at the weekend. This got me, I must admit , hugely exited. The day came and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Sep 23, 2013

    Me With Drunk Younger Guy

    "One evening after a few drinks, this younger boy and I were lying on the ground with our pants off and making out. We removed our undies and he starts moving his hips back and forth, slowly and then faster and faster," recalls my name. "His breath got heavier, and then he...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 18, 2013

    Little Brother Walks In

    remember i wus about 16, me n my gf would normally pick up my brother n go home sins my parent are always at work,already had my licen's..then we went home..knowing my brother usually sleeps like a hog, we ended up hanging out by the pool in my back yard..i figured my bro would...
    ogscko132 ogscko132
    22-25, M
    May 15, 2013

    Caught By My Mom

    When I was 17, my mom and dad both worked evenings. Of course, "I was a good girl" and was trusted up until this incident. It didn't happen every evening, but sometimes my boyfriend would come over and sneak in the back door where the neighbors couldn't see him. We...
    AnnMarie1975 AnnMarie1975
    31-35
    7 Responses Jul 6, 2009

    It Was Horrible....

    Okay so me and I few friends where staying in a town we had never really been before except when we passed through. But we where staying with a friend so it was okay....at least thats what I thought... Well we where staying there because we where at an anime convention so we...
    mastermind109 mastermind109
    22-25
    1 Response Jul 19, 2012

    Things I Have Learned...

    Man. I don't really have any funny sex stories, but I have a few pieces of advice that may help avoid embarrassing situations. 1. Shower sex seems like a good idea, but it is not. Remember, the curtain rod is not fixed to the wall in any fashion that will support your weight. 2...
    autimom autimom
    31-35, F
    27 Responses Dec 18, 2008

    Trampoline

    When I was 24 my friend Miranda called me and my friends over for some fun. She told the us to bring a change of cloths and maybe some condoms. We did once we got there we realized her family had gone away to Toronto so we had the house to ourselves. Her backyards has no...
    Awesomeboyj Awesomeboyj
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jul 13, 2013

    My Sex Stories Here

    http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Want-To-****-52inchbigbootymami/426375 I write alot of my stories on this site. Alot of people love my stories and think I should write more. So iw ant to get my stories out there first before I write more so i can be sure they are good...
    72inchbigbootymami 72inchbigbootymami
    22-25, F
    Jun 21, 2011

    Slept Like A Baby

    (I changed the name of my boyfriend to protect the innocent :D)The sun was burning down on us as a drop of sweat ran down my cheek. I had spent all day helping to pave our driveway, carrying toolboxes, crawling on the ground, bending my back, getting tired by the hour. Even...
    LauraDK LauraDK
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Jun 1, 2012

    We Were Younger Then Most Other Children 1961

    This stories start with a group of events were I got a new family to live with, and for the first time in my life understood the true meaning of love. Roberta's mothers always gave us play time before we had to be in bed, and she gave us our night medications. This one night was...
    rickibrat2 rickibrat2
    61-65, M
    May 20, 2013

    Wow, You're Shaved!

    We had been in another state for a year while I attended another school. When we came back we stayed with good friends awaiting the deal to close on our house. Sleeping arrangements would not allow for any sexual activity and I was so horny that I'd get a hard-on if the wind blew...
    firetester17402 firetester17402
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Sep 23, 2011

    Too Clean

    I was with a girl once and I really, really enjoyed giving her oral sex. We'd watch TV or a movie and she'd wear a dress, but with no panties. Whenever I could I'd slide down the couch and sit on the ground and she'd open her legs and I'd lick her vulva for her - she usually...
    boska boska
    36-40, M
    1 Response Dec 23, 2012

    We Were Younger Then Many Other Children In 1960/61 Part 1

    We had been getting use to each other for man months, and we had explore each other sense that initial time I spent the weekend with my best friend. It started as we took baths with each other that original Friday night. I knew what girls looked like I knew what boys looked...
    rickibrat2 rickibrat2
    61-65, M
    May 20, 2013

    Ouch

     My BF had just moved back to SD from up the state and was living at his parents for the moment. They were out to dinner and we would have the house to ourselves for at least 2 hours. Time was of the essence, it was on, I hadnt seen him for a while and I didnt really care...
    Opalina Opalina
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Aug 12, 2009

    Heres A Couple

    Okay in my experience I have had a few...can it involve your caught ma sturbat ing story? I had turned about 11 or 12 years of age and was experimenting with myself one day in the bath, and decided in some perverted way that it might feel good to move my legs completely over my...
    Daisypie Daisypie
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 6, 2012

    Tickle

    Back in High School I had a male friend we had never fooled around he was just a friend. One day I was at his house and we started play fighting. I am very ticklish and he started tickling me and would not stop. I ended up peeing my pants, I was laying there half mad, half amused...
    OpenandReady OpenandReady
    36-40, F
    3 Responses May 27, 2013

    I Have So Many of These #1

    I used to have a dog that was very attached to me and he thought he owned me as opposed to me owning him.  He was a precious, very calm, loving, mild dog. He would sleep at the bottom of my bed in a basket that I had made him.   I was in a committed...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    12 Responses Aug 11, 2008

    Twister

    We had purchased a twister game for the kids and it was still out one night when a couple we knew stopped by for a visit. they asked about the game and I was explaining it to them when I asked if they would like to try it. He would but She didn't want to so I said I would play...
    Joyceathome Joyceathome
    51-55
    3 Responses Aug 19, 2011

    Damn Did He Really Do That? He Was Desperate For My Goodies And Well I Didn'T Want

    to really give up anything. He was my X-boyfriend, and he had the sexiest dimples that totally turned me on .. So we just happened to live in the same building and had sex, that nite the sex was so bad, I decided I didn't want to ever go through that again. He just laid there...
    Smokinhotblonde Smokinhotblonde
    46-50, F
    Apr 18, 2013

    Experienced Man And A Young Girl In A Hotel Room, Sounds Like A Classical Story. U Sure? ;)

    It is a bit of a funny story, but not finished yet - I can still continue it. Hope You'll like it and hope to hear some advice :) My name is Amelia. I'm 19. This year I was a conducting a 5-day Students Camp by the seaside for about 1,000 people. didn't wanted to go there...
    MartaM MartaM
    22-25, F
    Oct 12, 2013

    Got Caught And Got A Facefull

    I was 16, and my boyfriend was up in my room. We weren't having intercourse yet, but I had been giving him head and handjobs for at least a month. On the fateful day, mom was supposed to be at work until late afternoon. Wel, of courser, one thing led to another, and he was soon...
    PleasinglyPlump33 PleasinglyPlump33
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Oct 21, 2009

    Flattery Always Works

    Not to break the fourth wall too much, but I do enjoy the feedback I get from some of my experiences, and Amanda likes to tease me a lot about them. She gets to read them because she knows that it turns me on a little, and loves the reaction from me after I read a very good...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 22, 2012

    Ride The Horsey!

    My wife's daughter had a little girl when she was 18. We kept the child often from the time she was born until she was almost three.  Her daughter knew her mom preferred to be nude and that we were generally nude at home, although we dressed when she would visit.  She had no...
    SwGaMan SwGaMan
    61-65, M
    Aug 22, 2012

    The Couple That Suggested a Foursome With My Mother

    About fifteen years ago, I met Felix, a handsome, sophisticated man of Austrian descent, at a London party, which I was at with my mum (I was living at home at the time). He was a youthful fifty and quite witty and amusing and evidently loaded. He was there with his young red...
    emmak emmak
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Apr 16, 2009

    Periods And Sex Don't Mix Well!!!

    Ok so thus story was my second tons having sex. I was on my period, but not ovulating. But I didn't know that and it was funny! So me and my now ex, Derek, were fooling around in my apartment, as my roommate was in her room with her bf. but we started making out, and he...
    Madigirl99 Madigirl99
    18-21, F
    Dec 14, 2012

    Caught Cold Handed

    I've got a quick one, its not quite full blown sex but its funny and for my first story on EP. What the heck My ex girlfriend Stacey and I went back to her place and we decided to have a bit of fun, we were both naked and thought the house was empty and I decided to take...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 14, 2013

    October Evening + Hot Tub & Candle Light = Steamy Glasses

    One October evening after a break up with my gf i decided to meet friends of mine for the evening at a resort they were staying at I was a little distraught over the break up so a much needed break to have a 3some just what it takes to get you over the hump. we all decided to go...
    lost1967 lost1967
    41-45, M
    Jul 27, 2012

    Like To Play Shy Virgin

    I like to play the innocent, naïve, unknowing little girl who gets taken advantage of by the devious, predator-like man. Forcibly pushing her against the wall and "pinning my arms above my head with one hand while the other hand has made its way under my skirt and is fondling my...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 18, 2013

    Make Up Sex

    i know that u all know how good make up sex feels. well, my husband and i have been married about a year and we're both pretty young. one day we got into a fight, which for us happens 5-6 days a week. the fight lasted 4 days. 4 days of no talking to eachother....no phone calls...
    ramona712 ramona712
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Nov 27, 2009

    My Sexy Neighbor Sandhya

    It was summer vacation. I was alone at home since everyone from my family had gone to native place. My mom requested our neighbour Sandhya to give me food for those 15 days. Sandhya was a very good lady by nature as well as by looks. She was just 25 years of age and looks...
    sshamitha sshamitha
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 27, 2013

    In A Porta Potty

    So this happened my junior year of high school. There was a yearly festival in town for the first week of summer and its really cool because there are lots of games and rides. All my friends were there. My mom was out of town and my sister was in college, coming in a week. So I...
    cosmicdragon cosmicdragon
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Jul 8, 2013

    Hwha

    I had sex with my dog once
    Kkkiscool Kkkiscool
    18-21, M
    Jun 24, 2012

    Hot For Teacher

    A little while ago, I started talking some classes at the local community college and developed a crush on one of my professors, this cute little Latina with a brilliant smile. We went out for coffee once or twice and developed a connection.  Eventually we couldn't stand it...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 28, 2012

    Denied..

    This is not 100% funny. At least not to me, but I do find it kind of humorous when I think about it. My husbands best friend and I have had sex before and we were hanging out and drinking today. I was laying on his bed beside him, inwardly hoping he would make his move. Then he...
    tttlover tttlover
    18-21, F
    Dec 24, 2011

    The Knock On The Door

    A few years ago my husband (bf at the time) we're going at it on his bed. I was on top and we were both naked of course and about half way into it his dad knocks on the door! He's like "Can I come in?" My bf was like "Noooooo." And when his dad knocked I fell off the bed and hit...
    musicstardust67 musicstardust67
    22-25, F
    Aug 7, 2011

    Embarrassing Shower

    I shared this story in another group, but it's actually more appropriate for this group. This happened shortly after we were married, about twenty years ago. My wife and I were showering together and things were getting very hot. We were really enjoying soaping each other up and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Apr 23, 2012

    Party In The Castle

    Once every month my husband and I would meet up with some of his friends for a social gathering in a big chateau in the country side. The opportunity came about six months ago when we caught up with one of his banker friends Bill for dinner. Bill mentioned that he had been...
    vanyagrand vanyagrand
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Apr 19, 2010

    Suprise

    My now ex-husband and I were making love in the missionary postition when the cat decided to jump off of the closet shelf and land on his bare behind. I couldn't stop laughing
    Msmare Msmare
    31-35, F
    1 Response Sep 6, 2010

    A Wild Night

    It had started again. I'd been stuck at home all week as my car had broken down and was in the garage, and the cabin fever was kicking in. My whole body itched for adventure. The only thing that kept me going was knowing that this weekend, I would see my best friend in the...
    vanyagrand vanyagrand
    22-25, M
    Apr 9, 2010

    I Had Sex With My Best Friends

    on a sleep over, she came over my house with her brother ( who is also my good friend) In the middle of the night she woke up and told me to go with her to the kitchen, she had had a nightmare and didn't wanted to wake up her brother, so I went with her. She asked me for a glass...
    bellabe bellabe
    26-30, M
    Aug 20, 2013

    My Cousin

    I was about 14 years old and my cousin was 18 she came home from her 2 month vacation. When she went home we all had dinner with her family then she asked if I could have a sleepover with her because when we were younger we usually would have sleepovers together. When I was a...
    overdrive999 overdrive999
    26-30, M
    Sep 20, 2013

    Babysitting My Nephew

    My nephew had come to stay with me and my boyfriend of 2 years for a 2 weeks, when he was nine years old. He was an avid speller and was very good with technology, so we didn't bother trying to moniter our computers. We found him looking at **** a few times, but thought they were...
    jodoihdoihudfhvjhd jodoihdoihudfhvjhd
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 1, 2011
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