I Want to Hibernate

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    Too Cold to Go Out

    Just like a bear when it is this cold out I would rather stay inside all winter and hibernate. Someone bring me my supplies cuz I am gonna stay in and sleep my way to spring......
    cinfullynn cinfullynn
    46-50, F
    Feb 13, 2008

    Bear Down.

    this autumn is rocking my foundation. with every wind that blows, a leaf falls from me... i need grounding.  to find a cozy hole in the ground and crawl in. and sleep.  until spring.  reconnect my bones to the earth. everyone is ******* me off.  i feel vulnerable and exposed...
    bluebes bluebes
    Oct 28, 2011

    Can I? Please, Oh Puh-leazzzeee!!!

    It would be wonderful to hibernate. No cold, I could eat whatever I wanted for a month (or however long) and I would have a valid reason. I wouldn't have anxiety in my sleep. Of course, I'd have a lot of lovely dreams. I could snuggle into my warm bed & no one would bother...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Feb 11, 2008

    I Don't Mind The Snow

    but if we are going to have a bitterly cold Winter like 'they' are saying, I want to hibernate! LOL! Just me and my animals all curled up in the bed together until the Spring thaw.
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Dec 30, 2009

    Feeling the Need.

    i have a nameless sort of sadness today. a general sense of loneliness with a pinch of despair. it occurred to me that i'd like to find a nice safe place and wall myself in for a while. but what would that accomplish? the world will just move on without me. perhaps it's for the...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Feb 11, 2008

    Don't Like Winter

    I wish I could hibernate, or at least move down to the tropics.  I'd rather hibernate though.  I think it would be cool to overeat in the fall, sleep for 3 months, and then emerge hungry and ready to breed.  What a life. 
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Dec 17, 2007


    I wouldn't mind hibernating if my body wouldn't go to waste because of it.
    Arorin Arorin
    22-25, M
    6 Responses Dec 18, 2009

    Temporary Coma

    I would willing go into a coma if it meant that my life would be better after I woke up. I'd like to go into a coma now and wake up on my 28th birthday with a free plane ticket to my new life and future destination. I would legally change my name and start again from square one...
    LovelessDeluxe LovelessDeluxe
    1 Response Aug 27, 2011
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