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I Want To Hold Your Willy While You Wee

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    Actually, i plundered it. while you were sleeping, (or were at least looking the other way) I unabashedly took what you offered. I alternately drank it in greedily, and sipped...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 10 Responses Mar 26

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    I want a t-shirt that says this on it
    sinkingwater sinkingwater 31-35, M 2 Responses Apr 4

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    Actually, come to think of it, I am not sorry. Because given the chance, I'd do it again.
    redhotridinghood redhotridinghood 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    I couldn't help it....my subconscious made me do it.
    madreenie madreenie 41-45, F 3 Responses Apr 3

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    lol, we just didn't know what to call it, me dad used to own Robins hardware here in antioch and when he got out of the hardware business he naturally got alot of hardware from...
    7StarBabyLunchMeat 7StarBabyLunchMeat 51-55, M Apr 6

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    Blame my cloven hooves - If I sink what does it prove I'll always will be your prey Blame my crooked cross - Say I'm your bitter loss The winds of hell are blowing your way Carry...
    voslung voslung 36-40, M Mar 18

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    To persuade means to convince someone to do something, to coerce them into doing what you would like them to do. Sometimes it may be selling a product, you offer the advantages...
    superficialife superficialife 22-25, F Mar 20

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    Love is measured in varying degrees. Love for your children, parents, your friends. That kind if love is natural and defendable Love in relationships can take on innumerable...
    bluebaby072 bluebaby072 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 26

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    I gave you my loveThough crystalizedI sent you a rose with nevermoreSo many yearsSo many hoursAnd only thistles on my shoreFor all that it's worthThe blood on my handsIs the blood...
    voslung voslung 36-40, M Mar 29

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    I want to run away with you, it's the one thing I wish for more than anything but I know we can't at the moment and it kills me more and more every passing day
    sam275 sam275 18-21, M Apr 7

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    There are so many of you sad, lonely and in pain. It breaks my heart. I just want to wrap my arms around you hold you and tell you. It hurts now. But it will get better. You have...
    beingastepsucks beingastepsucks 41-45, F Apr 6

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    My Wife Thinks Your Dead - Junior Brown. "We'll have to say hello maybe some other time instead, Cause you're wanted by the police, And my wife thinks youre dead ..."
    Kickingtires Kickingtires 51-55, M Mar 18

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    While the rest of you are sleeping safe and sound I'm on the run I'm on the wing Climb the selling when the walls are falling apart I'm the one to blame for everything A...
    voslung voslung 36-40, M Mar 24

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    The ravagings through his homeland gave the dragon the realm of SebesBy saving his people from the turks and powers fatal to the fleshBut the turkish sultan Murad saw this as a...
    voslung voslung 36-40, M Mar 24

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    First I would out grow my cloths, then get to fat for a 3-4 perspon couch for my big but to fit in, next compleatly fill a room floor to celing with my soft flesh, next my flab...
    katanaorcia katanaorcia 22-25, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    If you have so many friends that you can't realistically keep in touch with any or many...........don't add me If you like my avi but aren't going to see if you like anything else...
    heysho heysho 36-40, F 10 Responses Mar 17

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    I love the idea of over feeding girls so much that they get a huge stuffed and bloated belly. I find it so sexy. I love it when girls say they're stuffed or gonna pop and I like to...
    Bellylooker1227 Bellylooker1227 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 19

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    Let's Dance - David Bowie. "Let's dance, put on your red shoes and dance the blues .."
    Kickingtires Kickingtires 51-55, M Mar 20

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    I've been livin' for the moment, but I just can't have my way and I'm afraid to go to sleep 'cause tomorrow is today People tell me, life is sweeter but I don't hear what they say...
    RVBmaniac21 RVBmaniac21 18-21, M Mar 26

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    I am a unique breathing collection of DNA and not a freaking trophy to go on your wall. Yuck.
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    Animated junkies trying hard to be insane With only water in our veins You seem to think the planets orbit around you Then it might be only one thing to do (hooo) Silly cartoon...
    voslung voslung 36-40, M Mar 29

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    Listen to your instinct because it's the strongest sense you have
    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F Apr 1

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    im obssessed with overfeeding girls until they get a huge stuffed and bloated belly i like to rub it and kiss it and make it bigger each time i stuff it with fattening foods :p i...
    Cutetummies Cutetummies 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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    OK,,,a little to the left....up ...down...no wait back up again....ahhh that's it!!!! Now where is yours itching?
    LadyLouisiana LadyLouisiana 56-60, F 4 Responses Mar 18

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    This ghastly skeleton, bone bare on ghostly nag gallops through space no spurs, no whips and yet his steed pants towards apocalyps nostrils a-snort in epeleptic fit headlong they...
    voslung voslung 36-40, M Mar 24

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    You breathe Like your lungs aren't full of matches Every careful word you speak Has it's chance of sparking fire (War) Former Vandel
    TheObviousAnswer TheObviousAnswer 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 29

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    I am inspired by the people around me, music and the latin quotes Memento mori~Remember your mortality~ And Elapsam semel occasionem non ipse potest Iuppiter reprehendere~Even...
    Saitohemia Saitohemia 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 29

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    Cut him off before you get too invested.
    preachersdaughter98 preachersdaughter98 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    I'm 18 and looking for friends. I'm into punk and metal music and I love sports. I'm not looking to date anyone, just friends. Idk who you are or what your story is. I'm willing to...
    GimmePunk13 GimmePunk13 18-21, M Apr 1

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    I like a lot of songs.. But here are 50 I love : 1. Sing for the moment - Eminem 2. Juicy - Notorious B.I.G 3. Changes - 2pac 4. Chum - Earl Sweatshirt 5. ******* - Eminem 6...
    akaShaun akaShaun 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 9

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    It lights up up a room like a powder keg, but alas I seem to have left my lighter in my left lapel. Could you perhaps spare a match or a spark in an effort to get this thing off...
    NotLarryBubkiss NotLarryBubkiss 36-40, M a week ago

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    Not in any particular order. I've starred the songs that I often adore, but there are hundreds that couldn't make it on the list. This is just a small sample of the large variety...
    Twichl Twichl 18-21, F a week ago

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    i am 5'11 and exactly 157 pounds. I just weighed myself lol. But I only weigh alot because they made me gain weight if I wanted to play competitve
    LandonS LandonS 16-17, M Mar 22

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    You'd be forgiven for thinking I've got a heart of stone You'd be forgiven for not picking up the phone You'd be forgiven for thinking our love isn't true Did I spend it all on you...
    voslung voslung 36-40, M Mar 24

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    I am inspired most by music... And especially the script. They're my idols and one of the main reasons I'm in music and I want to be a musician. Music is an escape, it's a way to...
    KT98 KT98 13-15, F Mar 29

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    I wish I had that one lucky person to say I love you too. I can say thanks to other people but I love you is special. I have one person I want to say it to, but I don't know how to...
    annie760 annie760 16-17, F Apr 5

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    Do any girls want to txt me some pics?
    TheCoolGinger TheCoolGinger 16-17, M 3 days ago

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    I want to feel free about who I am, so help me :)
    Incanto33 Incanto33 31-35, M 3 days ago

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    hello, many of you ask for photo's of me @rosebunnyy thats my instagram
    Ilovebunbunnies Ilovebunbunnies 18-21, F Mar 20

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    I'm bored,so you guys can ask me questions and I'll answer:)😋
    Score16 Score16 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 22

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    Well I wouldn't go too far, I'm only speaking as I haven't been on love yet but love from an outside perspective seems to tear peoples heart out because it is very rare to find you...
    dreamboatXO dreamboatXO 13-15, F Mar 26

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    My friends asked me this once. Them: "How far would you go for love?" Me: "I'd go to the edge of the Earth." Them: "You do know the Earth is round, right?" Me: "Then I guess I'd...
    DanBurnett DanBurnett 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 27

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    I'd travel until the end of time, forget about comfort, forget about money, forget about ego or reputation. I'd reach you.
    DanBurnett DanBurnett 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 27

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    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I was looking for a breath of a life For a little touch of heavenly light But all the choirs in my head sang no oh oh oh To get a dream of life again A...
    kxCobra kxCobra 18-21, F Mar 29

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    Please message me if you need help with anything. I love helping out people :)
    brokensilence1 brokensilence1 13-15, F Apr 1

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    I hate when nice and honest people say something or ask a question and rude *** people just *have* to stop and say **** that's totally unnecessary. If you have nothing nice to say...
    MookieTheBezt MookieTheBezt 13-15, M Apr 3

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    Dubstep and Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars...just...no.
    kissthedeadly kissthedeadly 18-21, F Apr 4

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    This is one of the most frustrating experiences I have ever written. There's just so many songs that I like but I'll narrow it down to 50 for ya :) 1. Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 13-15, F 3 Responses Apr 9

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    because my heart needs to be right where you are....
    delen delen 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    (Well...I'm part French, anyway.) You Belong in Paris Stylish and expressive, you were meant for Paris. The art, the fashion, the wine! Whether you're enjoying the cafe life or a...
    bijouxbroussard bijouxbroussard 46-50, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Message me so I can learn more about you! You seem really interesting, that's because everyone is interesting in their own special way. The way they dress, their music, their...
    Buzzy959 Buzzy959 16-17, M 2 days ago

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    Any one wanna give me a demo? ;)
    acruz1996 acruz1996 16-17, M Mar 23