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I Want To Hold Your Willy While You Wee

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    LittleStain LittleStain 18-21, F 10 Responses Oct 10, 2014

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    This is an abstract concept that I've written about my thoughts, which I'm going to turn into a song. And before you judge it, I would like to tell you that I just finished this...
    DarkLoser DarkLoser 13-15, F 2 Responses Feb 7

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    Seriously, keep it in your cyber pants. You don't love those guys and they don't love you. In fact, just ask the questions you want to ask, instead of letting yourself be used. I...
    cillasavage cillasavage 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 11

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    This is what I would tell myself. Look at yourself in the mirror and be be brutally honest with yourself - your strengths and your flaws. in particular your insecurity and deal...
    metrucker metrucker 56-60, M Feb 11

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    I'm just in love.... Now I have been hitting the herb lately, so technically I am on drugs, but the most powerful one I've ever experienced is this great Love that I have found...
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M a week ago

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    Yeah, this is definetly today's. In your heart, in your mind, I will stay with you for all of time... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iAP9AF6DCu4
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    Think If Your Under 4foot9 You Need A Booster Seat
    goodnites1011 goodnites1011 22-25, M Feb 21

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    I think its two things that did it for me. my mom left my dad when I was 5 months old spent the fist 5 years with just her and my brother and always wanted to be strong like her...
    jamie172 jamie172 46-50, T 1 Response Feb 8

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    I would say, "I like you. No. I love you. No. I don't know what I want. No never mind. Okay. You'll never change for a fact and I know it. I just wanted you to know how much I...
    justinbartolome justinbartolome 13-15, M Feb 12

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    Life seems so different since we drifted apart ...I only want to be happy with you
    hannagrace hannagrace 31-35, F Feb 16

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    never google i want a British guy. you end up on ep and your life will go to hell after you find one!
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I wish I could tell my past self through out high school that things will get better. I wish I listened to my Dad who told me that your first love won't even mean a thing to you...
    elenorr elenorr 18-21 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I know what you feel. I know you are tired. I know you waited too long. I know you have a lot of questions and you wish that someone or other people can give you the right answers...
    msj02 msj02 22-25, F Feb 21

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    want to be seduced by Sexy young female. I love females who are sexually assertive.
    Hermeister Hermeister 22-25, M 47 mins ago

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    Banks- Waiting GameI have listened to this song countless times in the last 2 weeks. It's got such a murky sound, you really get the sense of complication and uncertainty in the...
    Irisheyes1 Irisheyes1 46-50, F Feb 8

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    It's 11:52pm now. As I write this message here, you are turning 25 eight minutes from now. When was the last time you celebrated your birthday? It's been a tough year. You've been...
    msj02 msj02 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    Stop reporting me for the pics I post! I you don't like them don't look!
    katiet1515 katiet1515 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Life feels so incomplete without you.. but what to do.. your choices... it ruined my happiness.. You were never serious and couldn't see that I was always serious... you know what...
    IamaCompleteStranger IamaCompleteStranger 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 8

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    Just give in to your gayness, don't pretend you're not. Don't be ashamed of yourself, it's how you were made and no one should judge you for it and if they do, just turn the other...
    Skuggington Skuggington 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 10

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    Your love is green. When you love someone, it's a very rational process. You love with your head first. Love is all about fitting a person into your life. You can't love unless...
    leandra260 leandra260 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Take better care in watching your blood sugars. Also, stop pretending to be straight, not only does no one believe you, you're wasting your time and not being as happy as you could...
    fireraven23 fireraven23 18-21, M 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    I'm feeling this one hard. No one wants to see us together.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JWA5hJl4Dv0
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M Feb 18

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    Today... The HaHa guy said to me.. "Only her one message can make you think for months"... She can really take your life away.. Thank goodness she is not aware of it...
    IamaCompleteStranger IamaCompleteStranger 26-30, M Feb 21

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    Nightcall by London Grammar  I’m giving you a nightcall to tell you how I feelI’m gonna drive you through the night down the hillsI’m gonna tell you...
    Mirages Mirages 41-45, F 2 Responses Feb 21

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    What are you thinking right now?
    YouDontKnowTheHalfOfIt YouDontKnowTheHalfOfIt 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 2

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    Thank you 'Criminal Minds' for turning me on to this simple but excellent song! (Except around the 2:50 mark)Edge Of The Dark.. 
    Mirages Mirages 41-45, F 5 Responses Feb 2

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    4479 is my lucky number. What about you?
    Germanic Germanic 18-21, T 3 Responses Feb 4

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    I think 69 is a lucky number wouldn't you agree?
    id112200 id112200 46-50, M 3 Responses Feb 5

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    Starting my Monday off with a Metal blast!!!  If you can't handle it, look away. Haha!
    Mirages Mirages 41-45, F 16 Responses Feb 9

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    I'm not upset with you life.. I'm astonished..your innocent questions cause me distress.... I didn't think that in order to live I'd have to face misery. To smile, I would have...
    IamaCompleteStranger IamaCompleteStranger 26-30, M Feb 13

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    A beautiful song for a beautiful person. You know who you are:
    Irisheyes1 Irisheyes1 46-50, F Feb 13

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    I am waiting for this day, and I know with everything in me it will come. I could never forget, and I will not give up in our love LAB. You are a part of me. You Always were, and...
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M Feb 19

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    If its as dirty as I think it is...you need help cleaning that place up.
    WinterSunShine WinterSunShine 18-21, M Feb 20

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    Feeling this one hard: Burning on the Inside... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hpbZMZm0kbE
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M Feb 20

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    The Ghost Inside are an amazing live band. Their studio albums never fail to get me ready to push myself in the gym. This track from their latest album helped me face the -2°F...
    SleevesOptional SleevesOptional 22-25, M Feb 20

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    I'm feeling this one today: Sugar. My heart goes out to you my One, as it shall every day. I will be here when you run back my way ;) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xzV1dWFfFh4
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M Feb 21

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    "Dream on, my dear....and renounce temporal obligation..."... wow....lyrics so good you can almost make a meal of them...
    Irisheyes1 Irisheyes1 46-50, F Feb 21

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    I have asked myself this this question so many times, why do I love to CD. Firstly my style of CD is lingerie and pantyhose under male clothing, I dont have the desire to dress...
    Tambtie Tambtie 46-50, M 6 Responses Feb 22

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    You are the most wonderful woman I have ever known just hearing your voice makes me instantly smile thank you for being you xx
    Sirwithherkey Sirwithherkey 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 22

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    I knew at 1158 when I checked my phone that I still hadn't heard it. Now I have: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=67amigWwAJQ
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M a week ago

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    I ate so much food yesterday, oh I could barely move! 3 slices of pizza, two hamburgers, and three hot dogs all went into my tummy :P It hurts so bad but felt so good. The best...