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I Want To Hold Your Willy While You Wee

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    LittleStain LittleStain 18-21, F 9 Responses Oct 10, 2014

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    *giggle* I do this often ;) I can't help it that you lovely Americans are sleeping when I wake up and have time on my hands :)
    Butterfly2525 Butterfly2525 46-50, F 2 Responses May 18

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    I have been telling my friends and family this for years! It's super important to love yourself. If you can't love yourself how can someone else? I see that tweet point I just made...
    Liv4Life Liv4Life 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    I genuinely want us to be close i like to be your friend your real friend i want to be one of your supporters to be the one to cheer you up when your down and to be the one who...
    minimeme minimeme 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 28

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    I want to say this to you. Maybe by some miracle I will get the chance. I truly think I will.. Don't let fear control you anymore. Stop letting the negative people poison your mind...
    Beanbella Beanbella 31-35, F 2 Responses May 1

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    Phew...This is a good group! I'd say to myself - take your mother's advice and always carry a handkerchief. That way, when you sit next to Bridget on the school bus ( the girl that...
    treborsniknej treborsniknej 56-60, M May 6

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    I would have a list of things to say to my Past Self: 1. Live your life for yourself, but don't be careless 2. Be more confident 3. Tell your Parents to Grow up Already and get...
    AwakenEdge AwakenEdge 41-45, F 1 Response May 6

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    ~7 LOVELY LOGICS~ 1) Make peace with your Past so it doesn't spoil your Present 2) What others think of you is NONE of your business 3) Time heals most everything, give the time...
    Jhayz Jhayz 26-30, F 3 Responses May 18

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    To my past self, please make sure you think so many times before making any decisions. Don't be impulsive and be sure you use your brain to be balanced with your emotions!
    Shansai84 Shansai84 26-30, F 10 hrs ago

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    To my past self - stop doing what is expected from you and do whatever makes you happy!
    Ajerdna1 Ajerdna1 36-40, F 7 hrs ago

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    don't get bored and ask google how does a girl find am army guy like in dear John. you will find a website called ep and you will have nothing but problems lol
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 3 hrs ago

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    Do you think it's easy? when you say to a person who have lost everything and have nothing worthy to love their life, be grateful that at least they are breathing.. Do you think it...
    msj02 msj02 22-25, F 3 Responses May 1

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    Klara Balogova was 18, penniless and heavily pregnant when she rode thousands of miles from Slovakia to England to marry a man she had never met. She knew he did not want her, or...
    valha11a valha11a 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    I was asked a similar question when I was stopped in the street a year ago - the answer I have then was this... Be braver! All those worries and concerns were I'll-founded. I...
    splashUK2014 splashUK2014 41-45, M May 6

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    I'd tell her that not everything will be ok, but she'd make it through. I'd tell her to not take herself so seriously, and giving up (if even for a short while) is never an...
    HopeInConstruction HopeInConstruction 18-21, F 1 Response May 7

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    All i can hear while i work out is my body screaming go HOME GO HOME i said F** GOOO HOOME
    Mindlha Mindlha 22-25, M May 7

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    Stop worrying about the little things, everything will work out. You're not stupid, you'll get into university to study exactly what you want to. Dont worry about what people will...
    mariya03 mariya03 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    1. Eat 2. Sleep 3. Eat 4. Stop Drinking 5. Cut deeper 6. Please ignore that 7. Eat 8. Talk to your family 9. Those people aren't your friends 10. Stop crying 11. Stop bottling...
    ReykjaviktoZurich ReykjaviktoZurich 18-21, F 1 Response May 6

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    1) if you decide to cut, start with your thighs. 2) actually, don't cut at all. 3) if your mother tries to take your laptop for seven months, and you have so many webcomics to...
    callmenathan callmenathan 18-21, F May 7

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    Run to Youby Bryan AdamsShe says her love for me could never dieBut that'd change if she ever found out about you and IOh - but her love is coldIt wouldn't hurt her if she didn't...
    WildHearted WildHearted 41-45, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    Its hard for me to remember exactly what started it, but at a very young age I became fascinated with girls shoes. It could have started when in grade school and the girls I used...
    jamie50 jamie50 51-55 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    To my past self, If I were given the chance to talk to you, I just want to tell you that you should also think of yourself too instead of always thinking about others. There would...
    LavenderHart009 LavenderHart009 18-21, F 15 hrs ago

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    Having my second girlfriend make me wear her pink panties and training bra's before we would make out we were both 14 so I was able to shoot but once she left me I would sneak in...
    subsissy1989 subsissy1989 26-30, M 4 Responses Apr 30

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    Advice: Next time don't be so naive, and love yourself more ???
    becauseyeah becauseyeah 13-15, F 1 Response May 6

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    That guys ain't shxt, stay focus on your career cause at the end of the day, when you become successful, them same aint-shxt dudes gunna be just that.
    indecisive20 indecisive20 18-21, F May 6

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    Don't listen to your mother and follow your dreams. Seek counselling for the abuse now.
    singlemom1254 singlemom1254 36-40 May 7

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    For gods sake, I know how hard life is but don't binge eat. Everything just gets worse from there....idiot. why did you do it?! You had so many friends and you hurt them so badly...
    goldenlord52 goldenlord52 13-15, M May 7

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    first and foremost, make peace with yourself. eat healthy, workout, read, read and read. I'm 29 and I have found my life and the meaning of living since I started to make peace...
    EmmaM86 EmmaM86 26-30, F May 7

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    Don't ever base current decisions about a friend on the history you have with them. See things for what they are and call them out. Stand your ground and believe you have the...
    Etdos Etdos 41-45, M 2 Responses May 11

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    I don't really know what colour my eyes are, but yeah. I find eyes really interesting, and believe that they truly are the gateway to the soul. What sort of colour are your eyes? I...
    ViperaStellaris ViperaStellaris 13-15, F 3 Responses May 16

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    Mine are a dark hazel green gray thing. its cool. what's yours!? tell me tell me
    XxautychanxX XxautychanxX 13-15, F May 17

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    mine is "our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure" so what is yours ?
    Heytham Heytham 22-25, M May 19

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    Oh I never knew this! :pIs Your Brain More Logical Or Creative?BothYou are a logically creative thinker! You have interests in both things, and your mind set does not consent to...
    samy666 samy666 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    Stop being so afraid! You don't have to be afraid of everything. Sometimes it's okay to look silly or get rejected. put yourself out there more. Sometimes you fail and it sucks...
    ElouiseLou ElouiseLou 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    I would tell my past self stay a virgin and always put yourself first. Never settle for anything to make someone happy. Have fun in life with just you and wait to have kids until...
    Braveheart4real Braveheart4real 31-35, F 20 hrs ago

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    Ask me anything... Just no Pervy things and don't call me babe. I'm not your babe.
    knittygurl23 knittygurl23 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 30

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    I love this song.It always makes me think of 'Her'.I want Her to pour herself down upon me, drown me in her sensuality of bliss.'Rain'by The CultHot sticky scenes, you know what I...
    WildHearted WildHearted 41-45, M 1 Response May 1

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    Some times i wished i could read your mind , but then i wondered if i could handle the truth ..
    StillVentilate StillVentilate 22-25, F 1 Response May 1

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    Just do you - let them take care of themselves
    Maerie Maerie 18-21, F 1 Response May 6

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    I would tell my 9-year-old self: Be you, stop being friends with her, and...oh, stop talking to trees!
    InfinityMaster InfinityMaster 13-15, F 1 Response May 6

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    The advice I would give my past self is stay strong and don't give in...even thought you are tired of fighting and pressing on and want to be done with that...don't ...keep...
    backontrack backontrack 36-40, F May 6