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I Want To Hold Your Willy While You Wee

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    LittleStain LittleStain 18-21, F 10 Responses Oct 10, 2014

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    Actually, i plundered it. while you were sleeping, (or were at least looking the other way) I unabashedly took what you offered. I alternately drank it in greedily, and sipped it...
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 8 Responses Mar 3

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    When you come across someone that has like 4000 experiences do you even bother trying to go that route to learn a little about the person?
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 14

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    Lol, I REALLY wanted to share this, this is the best thing I've learned in a classroom like all year, or my life! Ok, so I'm in my civics class, and my teacher, he's at his desk...
    SweetcakesJr SweetcakesJr 13-15, F Mar 5

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    Think If Your Under 4foot9 You Need A Booster Seat
    goodnites25 goodnites25 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 21

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    Think If Your Under 4foot9 You Need A Booster Seat
    goodnites25 goodnites25 22-25, M 2 Responses Mar 21

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    No...I am not talking about how much money you have or the size of your house. I'm not talking about how nice a car you drive or how much land you own. I am talking about the...
    srfchopper srfchopper 56-60, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I am going to need more freelance writers, bloggers and interns for this music site I help run, swurvradio.com If you love hip hop, R&B, and music in general and are willing to...
    stephenmj12 stephenmj12 22-25, M 15 hrs ago

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    Night night box sweet dreams I love you forever and always and tomorrow can't come quick enough when I get to hold you in my arms and kiss you xx
    Sirwithherkey Sirwithherkey 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 15

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    never google i want a British guy. you end up on ep and your life will go to hell after you find one!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 2

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    Stop spending so much time hating yourself!!! You're actually hot!! Just wash your face and do your hair better (; maybe a shopping spree too :P
    churchdadatnight churchdadatnight 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 2

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    just be yourself :) and don't put everything in your heart
    BloodyNight BloodyNight 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 3

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    A couple weeks ago as of my last appointment I was 103 lbs. I'm 20 years old. I'm not bragging, I've always been petite. I was born tiny and I'll probably die that way, that's all...
    TheEnduringSunrise TheEnduringSunrise 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 6

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    don't worry so much about what's going to happen. hug yourself and then hug your friends a little bit longer next time.
    dreampixie dreampixie 13-15, F Mar 7

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    After two situations or the worst three I've had to deal with these last four weeks, I am starting to feel a little more calm. Al last. I am focusing a lot in myself, we'll just...
    Blueskies37 Blueskies37 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 10

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    Your Writing Strength is Imagination. You have an amazing mind, and the things you think up are extremely original. You love to daydream, and your inner worlds can get quite...
    TheEnduringSunrise TheEnduringSunrise 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    I wish I could tell my past self through out high school that things will get better. I wish I listened to my Dad who told me that your first love won't even mean a thing to you...
    elenorr elenorr 18-21 3 Responses Mar 2

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    You aren't as ugly as you think. You don't need to prove yourself to anyone. It's not okay to let someone hurt you. It's okay to cry. It's okay to show weakness. It's okay to...
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 2

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    Ladies want to see a surprise message me ; )
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 10

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    Yeah tell me how dirty your mind is
    Terrabyte12 Terrabyte12 16-17, M Mar 16

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    Is your mind as dirty as mine ?
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u 51-55, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Id love to hear about your naughtiest fantasies.
    Lu24642 Lu24642 22-25, F 27 Responses 5 days ago

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    Ok ok a little more babes, I am an open book, but maybe you have not yet opened the cover. So here is your first peek into me. People with the worst singing voices always bring...
    Yeahbaybey Yeahbaybey 46-50, F 4 days ago

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    Heart wants what it wants https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ij_0p_6qTss
    Seekinganswers2 Seekinganswers2 41-45, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I came to EP because I want to share some parts of me with the world. Parts of me that I can't share anywhere other than here. I hope to have lots of EP friends and I want to know...
    FruitSlice FruitSlice 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    never stop writing, take more pictures, don't take that job, trust people's actions more than their words, say something it's only going to get worse if you don't, follow the music...
    reese187 reese187 26-30, F Mar 2

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    Talk more beacuse the habits you have now will follow you to adulthood and it will be a little harder to get ride of them.
    hellokitty206 hellokitty206 18-21, F Mar 3

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    WOULD you Marry me ? (reward me "with Good sex too" ??)
    desireindisguise desireindisguise 56-60 Mar 10

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    There is no advice I would give to my past self that he would've listened to. All I can do is smile at him and tell him, "when you have her in the chair by the computer, kiss her...
    LifeIsBeatingMe LifeIsBeatingMe 26-30, M Mar 12

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    I ain't heard this song in awhile. I'm looking for that Stairway, but I know today I'm on my path, so I'm not too worried anymore. Led Zeppelin: their finest work: https://m...
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M Mar 19

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    Thanks again for this Blu. I love it. Truly one of those videos that you get lost in when you watch it. Hypnotic: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152792442627551&id...
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M Mar 20

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    Skrillex~ Kyoto https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=86khmc6y1yE Old now, but still a sick song. Lol Bass makes that ***** C**
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M Mar 21

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    This ones been one of my favorites since I first heard it so many years ago. Heartless https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Co0tTeuUVhU
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M a week ago

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    So much drama today. Gotta Shake it Off https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
    Seekinganswers2 Seekinganswers2 41-45, F 1 Response a week ago

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    We Own It https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wilOVCPtQVg
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    It's my life! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE
    Seekinganswers2 Seekinganswers2 41-45, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    "Need a little sweetness in my life" Sugar https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=09R8_2nJtjg
    Seekinganswers2 Seekinganswers2 41-45, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    No idea why I'm feeling these. Maybe cuz I heard em both randomly back to back: RIOT. 2 songs. Rock and Rap 2 Chainz: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=agixbSa51QA And, my...
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    Mastermind https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9OAFML_Eg Lol and all was well with the cosmos
    NewEra0916 NewEra0916 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    im looking for a feeder if you fit the description in the cover image message me
    fattenmelikelugia fattenmelikelugia 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    Can't reveal to much; Ninja style.... I got you my ninja....
    Sdm2987 Sdm2987 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 12

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