I Want to Kick the Squirrel

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    The Squirrel Army Is On the Move...

    They are taking over the world!!! We have these "squirrel parties" that take place in our back yard... my BF will shoot airsoft BB's at them (doesn't kill them but gets their attention) and I think he has irritated them to the point where they have invited all the...
    phidget phidget
    31-35, F
    Jun 4, 2008

    Me Too!

    I just can't stand the way he squints at me with those beady squirrel eyes.... And when he swings his balls like this,I want to kick him in his nuts! peaceout  
    PeaceOnEarth PeaceOnEarth
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jun 3, 2008

    Freakin Bleep Bleep

    I walked out to my car this morning and out from the tire well of the car next to me pops this stupid squirrel. He jumps out and stops in front of me as to show off then he ran in a circle and hauled booty. Scared the jeepers out me!
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jun 3, 2008
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