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I Want to Kill My Neighbors

my neighbors totally annoy me 38 People

    A Virtue I Do Not Have.

    Patience. I would almost PAY someone, ANYONE who thinks they could sit in my apartment between the hours of midnight and 3am, (Apparently) and listen to this god forsaken noise upstairs without having a coronary! I am so unbelievably ecstatic that I found this website. Our new...
    anharden anharden 22-25 May 28, 2012

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    My Neighbors Still Need To Be Killed

    Just a little update in the story of my ******* neighbors from hell.Yesterday afternoon,several of them had an argument. I was treated to an hour of screaming and swearing. Last night, they started a game of kickball with their children and some visitors at 8 pm.....directly in...
    fishfast41 fishfast41 46-50, M Jun 24, 2012

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    Perhaps This Will Work...

    When I first moved to my apartment almost 5 years ago, it was quiet and peaceful. My downstairs neighbors were a lovely Hispanic people who were pretty quiet and upstairs was a White dude with big dogs who was a little disturbed mentally but quiet. All was good. Then the guy...
    GuavaberryKisses GuavaberryKisses 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 24, 2012

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    I Must Have Bad Luck

    I live in a condo on the lower level of a four home story condo complex, for the last year the condo above me had been foreclosed on and vacant. The neighbor beforehand was a renter, the owners ended up installing the dishwasher incorrectly causing flooding into the ceiling of...
    KraazyD KraazyD 26-30 Nov 9, 2012

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    What's A Perfect Way To Dispose Of A Body?

    Well... I can get used to my neighbors beating the sense out of each other. I mean I've tried to help them by calling the cops, but of course, they're stupid and domestic violence is what they live for. Today was a different story however... Yeah, they were being their usual...
    PeppermintToxins PeppermintToxins 18-21 Sep 5, 2012

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    Well I shall get straight to the point,

    I live in a 2 apt store front which my neighbors are total ********.To explain how did my neighbors got the rank of ******* I would like to organize it into a list 1. smoke weed in their apt which enters into mine 2.slam doors 2am at night 3.when i'm taking a shower decides to...
    Cookiez00 Cookiez00 22-25, M Feb 16

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    ARGH

    my neighbors are total so and so's. they keep being nasty and now have sent an annonymous letter threatening to kill my cats
    MajorAnon MajorAnon 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 25, 2008

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    My Neighbors Need To Die

    I live in hell.My hell is a 4 unit apartment building,part of a group of 3 such buildings surrounding a courtyard. My neighbors are the reason for my hell.Out of a total of 12 apartments in these buildings, 8 of them are occupied by members of a huge extended family.This pack of...
    fishfast41 fishfast41 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 22, 2011

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    Plotting A Murder-suicide And Setting Their Dog Free To Roam With Coyotes

    I think my neighbors (the nabes: skippy and bippy) are zombies. I saw one zombie movie once on a very bad date, and I think these big-bobbleheaded folks next door may well have the big bobble headed appearances from masks covering their zombie features. The only reason I even...
    Perfectsolitarysilence Perfectsolitarysilence 41-45, F Jan 12, 2013

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    My Neighbors Are Dumber Than Doorknobs--Literally.

    Bippy can't figure out how to close the door by turning the knob so she doesn't have to slam it, she just slams it. You're thinking, wow, she's smart enough to be a cop. Yup, and she has cop buddies. They run stop signs like yield signs because they are so important. Cops have to...
    Perfectsolitarysilence Perfectsolitarysilence 41-45, F Feb 2, 2013

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    More New Developments About My Loudmouth Braindead ******* Neighbors

    Well, it appears that the inbred ******* neighbors have decided to escalate the war.After I wrote the last story,"My neighbors still need to be killed" I went to bed. I was awakened at about 4 am by a car horn going off continuously in the parking lot. Turns out it was my car...
    fishfast41 fishfast41 46-50, M Jun 25, 2012

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    I Am Seriously Contemplating Buying A Gun!

    This is no joke.  I really, truly want my neighbor dead!  I live in what is supposed to be a community for senior citizens and the disabled (I am the latter).  The community is set up like little one-story, one-bedroom townhouses that adjoin and it really is...
    HelplessInDE HelplessInDE 51-55, F 2 Responses Nov 19, 2010

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    They Will Not Stop Making Me Angry.

    They are working together to apparently drive me out of the area. I get constant verbal harassment from them day and night. They interfere with my social life, my professional life, they are always there trying to annoy me, trying to push my buttons. They must think it's fun...
    einkreis einkreis 36-40 2 Responses Nov 26, 2011

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    Starting A Website

    Hey everyone, I am going to start a new website on which people can register their bad neighbors. Anyone have any ideas that I should consider? Let me know and thanks for any constructive ideas you give.
    GuavaberryKisses GuavaberryKisses 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 19, 2012

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    We (neighbors) Hate Each Other Deep Inside Our Hearts.

    My home and other homes' proximity is very close, so if a neighbor slam his or her car door, it surprises me (not only me, anybody). So, stop slamming car doors. If they continue to do so, I revenge them in other ways.
    shakeyourwindows shakeyourwindows 36-40, M Jun 16, 2011

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    They Make Me Want to Kill Myself Sometimes!

    Let me apologize in advance for what I know will be a long story.  I am already feeling this will be one of those rare cathartic events.  I'll get mad, I'll laugh, I'll cry, but at the end of this story I will be happy it's out there, and maybe someone, anyone can...
    rantsalot rantsalot 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2009

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    Find A Happy Place, Find A Happy Place, Find A Happy.............

    I live in a downstairs apartment. When I moved in the people upstairs were a snoopy lady and her cackling, heavy footed grand daughter. Now I know they were angels! The lady passed away and her sleezy ex-con son assumed ownership of her three bedroom place. Three...
    rayray1980 rayray1980 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 11, 2010

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    They Deserve It

    For 16 years my neighbor has been psychologicaly torturing me by killing my cats and teasing me with their collars. everytime a cat would go missing they would throw the collar over the fence with a smiley face sticker on the tag. I have a security camera now so they...
    Driven365 Driven365 22-25 7 Responses Nov 18, 2010

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    :(

    I just bought a pitbull all the neighborhood liked it but except for my fucknd neighbor the puppy is only 3 months and she says that the dog is wild:@ I live on 4 little houses together and she is always getting mad and **** because my dog barks at her well i just want to tell...
    Elmochomo Elmochomo 13-15, M 2 Responses May 12, 2010

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    I struggle telling people about my problems. So, I guess just writing my whole story would be better. Haha, I know it'll be pretty long. I'll just go ahead and say it: my mother...
    BookWonderer BookWonderer 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 14

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    Well I hate my neighbors even more now I supposed to receive a shipment last Wednesday never received it. So I called UPS I told them I looked at my neighbors porches and I didn't...
    Slackergirl Slackergirl 31-35, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Has anyone else noticed that the people having kids early are probably not the people that should be reproducing...? Well, my neighbors have 2 little munchkins (around ages 5-7...
    captivateyourlife captivateyourlife 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 6

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    This is actually 150 things about me. This was made by Nathan something from tumblr "150 cute questions" 1. Who was the last person you held hands with? -no one? 2. Are you...
    Yogurtree Yogurtree 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    I"be been suspicious about my neighbors spying on me and I just confirm that my suspicion was right. So I confronted them and they don't want to admit , they just said hek no! So...
    dtarget dtarget 41-45 Jul 5

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    My neighbors.... A man and a wife about my age 30. They have 4 kids ranging in age from 13 - 2 years. Neither of them work. They don't pay rent . We have a very small yard on a...
    Slackergirl Slackergirl 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    3rd Time in 6 months....wow. Lol the first were Italians, the second were upper class new yorkers and now the thirds are southern Louisiana folks. Gosh I have wacky but great...
    SoulWriter17 SoulWriter17 16-17, M Jul 12

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    My neighbors live next door. They are in their 20's and don't work. They stay at home having parties, drinking, doing dugs, and blasting music. The drug/cigarette stench is...
    anyaofny anyaofny 31-35, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I was 14 or 15 ,,I am not really sure but I believe 15 ,,,I had broke up with my girl friend (a short time later became my wife) and I was staying at Mom and Dads ,( my girlfriend...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 4 days ago

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    I spent the last 11 years spending my entire life savings in a long, drawn out custody battle for my son, who I lost custody of to my ex-wife when he was two. On July 4, 2010 I...
    OneLostFather OneLostFather 31-35, M 4 Responses Jul 1

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    Kill l a kill is one of those animes that I literally want to be in. I love kill la kill!
    LGKolor LGKolor 18-21, M Jul 2

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    Future consequence 2 The six remaining D-warriors hid in the warehouse avoiding the windows to be seen by the police while mourning the loss of two of their friends. "This can't...
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    Again on the topic of human psychology, serial killers such as Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, Edd Gein, John Wayne Gacy etc interest me because although they are human but they're not...
    HowLongWillWeBeWaiting HowLongWillWeBeWaiting 22-25, M 3 Responses Jul 11

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    With the financial system on the uptick and early snowfall stoking demand, Dan Sherman, spokesman for ski-centric vacation agent Ski.com, says you could’t depend on resorts...
    Dirkhxm2260 Dirkhxm2260 31-35, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Ever since I was a little girl, I have always been able to sing...I was that lovely little golden haired girl with the very large blue eyes that had that magical enchanting voice...
    prettyface1 prettyface1 46-50, F 3 Responses Jun 29

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    I'm glad they took this feature away. I didn't want my stories posted automatically on fb and my EP account and fb account connected to each other. I always opted it out. I write...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 Jul 13

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    Not much more. Just enough to function. Tolerate. Accept. Repair possessions. Pay bills. Handle crowds. Tolerance and acceptance would be bliss. Tolerate...
    converted converted 46-50, M 3 Responses Jul 2

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    During my nude week at home, I have discovered that I have new voyeurs that like to watch me. The first time I notice one of them was when I had came down and was eating cereal at...
    L2BANBM L2BANBM 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 2

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    🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈Happy Fourth of July but my effing neighbors decide to blow up fireworks that sound like effing bombs...
    FunnyandNerdy FunnyandNerdy 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 4

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    I found this bird when he was still an egg - and I watched over him and his brothers as they grew big and strong. The nest was infiltrated by a cowbird so I took the egg out and...
    Garbivore Garbivore 18-21, F 6 Responses Jul 8

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    I just cannot and will not turn anyone away who is in need. I have often times even stayed up all night talking to complete strangers because they are in pain, but the truth is I...
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 12

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    It's not a photo. It is a couple of photos of what I saw and did for today. :)1) My dog Prince welcoming the new baby kittens. I don't think we can manage to have these kitten at...
    BloviatingBuffoon BloviatingBuffoon 70+, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    From Bundy to Mason to Jack the Ripper (and even fictional serial killers), I find them absolutely fascinating. No I'm not crazy; yes i get it. They went around and murdered...
    Lokilover49 Lokilover49 16-17, F 13 Responses Jul 16

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    All they ever do is blast music in a strange language and get drunk and yell at their kids and then their dogs bark and it keeps me up until 3am I seriously want to go call the...
    ciciyoshi ciciyoshi 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    Truth be told, I sat on my couch naked with balcony doors open hoping she'd look. Finally, after about 40 mins she came out onto her balcony for a smoke - and noticed me. I...
    gothamguy69 gothamguy69 41-45, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    This one could go under I hate stupid people too. My neighbours belong to a pale culturally sensitive group (I have to put it that way so not to upset the EP censors - sorry guys...
    dicavill dicavill 41-45 2 days ago

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    OK, I killed one, tried to save the other. I was watching my friend's pet bird while he was on a trip to Boston. So it was just there in the living room next to me, when my...
    wedgedhousefloor wedgedhousefloor 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    I dream much about dead body blood and killing. I have dream too to kill my Patents with a knife .... It was so real and as i woke up all time i have cry for houers . This morning...
    jassikitty jassikitty 18-21, F Jul 16

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    Please kill me! I cant handle all this pain, please kill me! Please, i need to die! I can't handle this any-more, please kill me!
    futurediary futurediary 13-15, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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