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I Want to Kill My Neighbors

my neighbors totally annoy me 39 People

    My Neighbors Are Dumber Than Doorknobs--Literally.

    Bippy can't figure out how to close the door by turning the knob so she doesn't have to slam it, she just slams it. You're thinking, wow, she's smart enough to be a cop. Yup, and she has cop buddies. They run stop signs like yield signs because they are so important. Cops have to...
    Perfectsolitarysilence Perfectsolitarysilence 41-45, F Feb 2, 2013

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    Plotting A Murder-suicide And Setting Their Dog Free To Roam With Coyotes

    I think my neighbors (the nabes: skippy and bippy) are zombies. I saw one zombie movie once on a very bad date, and I think these big-bobbleheaded folks next door may well have the big bobble headed appearances from masks covering their zombie features. The only reason I even...
    Perfectsolitarysilence Perfectsolitarysilence 41-45, F Jan 12, 2013

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    I Must Have Bad Luck

    I live in a condo on the lower level of a four home story condo complex, for the last year the condo above me had been foreclosed on and vacant. The neighbor beforehand was a renter, the owners ended up installing the dishwasher incorrectly causing flooding into the ceiling of...
    KraazyD KraazyD 26-30 Nov 9, 2012

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    They Make Me Want to Kill Myself Sometimes!

    Let me apologize in advance for what I know will be a long story.  I am already feeling this will be one of those rare cathartic events.  I'll get mad, I'll laugh, I'll cry, but at the end of this story I will be happy it's out there, and maybe someone, anyone can...
    rantsalot rantsalot 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2009

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    They Deserve It

    For 16 years my neighbor has been psychologicaly torturing me by killing my cats and teasing me with their collars. everytime a cat would go missing they would throw the collar over the fence with a smiley face sticker on the tag. I have a security camera now so they...
    Driven365 Driven365 22-25 7 Responses Nov 18, 2010

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    A Virtue I Do Not Have.

    Patience. I would almost PAY someone, ANYONE who thinks they could sit in my apartment between the hours of midnight and 3am, (Apparently) and listen to this god forsaken noise upstairs without having a coronary! I am so unbelievably ecstatic that I found this website. Our new...
    anharden anharden 22-25 May 28, 2012

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    My Neighbors Need To Die

    I live in hell.My hell is a 4 unit apartment building,part of a group of 3 such buildings surrounding a courtyard. My neighbors are the reason for my hell.Out of a total of 12 apartments in these buildings, 8 of them are occupied by members of a huge extended family.This pack of...
    fishfast41 fishfast41 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 22, 2011

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    More New Developments About My Loudmouth Braindead ******* Neighbors

    Well, it appears that the inbred ******* neighbors have decided to escalate the war.After I wrote the last story,"My neighbors still need to be killed" I went to bed. I was awakened at about 4 am by a car horn going off continuously in the parking lot. Turns out it was my car...
    fishfast41 fishfast41 46-50, M Jun 25, 2012

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    Perhaps This Will Work...

    When I first moved to my apartment almost 5 years ago, it was quiet and peaceful. My downstairs neighbors were a lovely Hispanic people who were pretty quiet and upstairs was a White dude with big dogs who was a little disturbed mentally but quiet. All was good. Then the guy...
    GuavaberryKisses GuavaberryKisses 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 24, 2012

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    They Will Not Stop Making Me Angry.

    They are working together to apparently drive me out of the area. I get constant verbal harassment from them day and night. They interfere with my social life, my professional life, they are always there trying to annoy me, trying to push my buttons. They must think it's fun...
    einkreis einkreis 36-40 2 Responses Nov 26, 2011

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    I've barely been living in my apartment

    for a little over a month, so I might not have the right to complain about ****** neighbors just yet BUT.....these ratchet *** ************* are making me lose my sanity! For the most part, my upstairs neighbors are okay. But that's only because they're usually gone the entire...
    magiz3 magiz3 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 1

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    I Am Seriously Contemplating Buying A Gun!

    This is no joke.  I really, truly want my neighbor dead!  I live in what is supposed to be a community for senior citizens and the disabled (I am the latter).  The community is set up like little one-story, one-bedroom townhouses that adjoin and it really is...
    HelplessInDE HelplessInDE 51-55, F 2 Responses Nov 19, 2010

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    We (neighbors) Hate Each Other Deep Inside Our Hearts.

    My home and other homes' proximity is very close, so if a neighbor slam his or her car door, it surprises me (not only me, anybody). So, stop slamming car doors. If they continue to do so, I revenge them in other ways.
    shakeyourwindows shakeyourwindows 36-40, M Jun 16, 2011

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    Find A Happy Place, Find A Happy Place, Find A Happy.............

    I live in a downstairs apartment. When I moved in the people upstairs were a snoopy lady and her cackling, heavy footed grand daughter. Now I know they were angels! The lady passed away and her sleezy ex-con son assumed ownership of her three bedroom place. Three...
    rayray1980 rayray1980 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 11, 2010

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    Starting A Website

    Hey everyone, I am going to start a new website on which people can register their bad neighbors. Anyone have any ideas that I should consider? Let me know and thanks for any constructive ideas you give.
    GuavaberryKisses GuavaberryKisses 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 19, 2012

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    What's A Perfect Way To Dispose Of A Body?

    Well... I can get used to my neighbors beating the sense out of each other. I mean I've tried to help them by calling the cops, but of course, they're stupid and domestic violence is what they live for. Today was a different story however... Yeah, they were being their usual...
    PeppermintToxins PeppermintToxins 18-21 Sep 5, 2012

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    My Neighbors Still Need To Be Killed

    Just a little update in the story of my ******* neighbors from hell.Yesterday afternoon,several of them had an argument. I was treated to an hour of screaming and swearing. Last night, they started a game of kickball with their children and some visitors at 8 pm.....directly in...
    fishfast41 fishfast41 46-50, M Jun 24, 2012

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    Well I shall get straight to the point,

    I live in a 2 apt store front which my neighbors are total ********.To explain how did my neighbors got the rank of ******* I would like to organize it into a list 1. smoke weed in their apt which enters into mine 2.slam doors 2am at night 3.when i'm taking a shower decides to...
    Cookiez00 Cookiez00 22-25, M Feb 16

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    ARGH

    my neighbors are total so and so's. they keep being nasty and now have sent an annonymous letter threatening to kill my cats
    MajorAnon MajorAnon 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 25, 2008

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