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I Want to Kill My Neighbors

my neighbors totally annoy me 38 People

    I Am Seriously Contemplating Buying A Gun!

    This is no joke.  I really, truly want my neighbor dead!  I live in what is supposed to be a community for senior citizens and the disabled (I am the latter).  The community is set up like little one-story, one-bedroom townhouses that adjoin and it really is...
    HelplessInDE HelplessInDE 51-55, F 2 Responses Nov 19, 2010

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    Plotting A Murder-suicide And Setting Their Dog Free To Roam With Coyotes

    I think my neighbors (the nabes: skippy and bippy) are zombies. I saw one zombie movie once on a very bad date, and I think these big-bobbleheaded folks next door may well have the big bobble headed appearances from masks covering their zombie features. The only reason I even...
    Perfectsolitarysilence Perfectsolitarysilence 41-45, F Jan 12, 2013

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    Find A Happy Place, Find A Happy Place, Find A Happy.............

    I live in a downstairs apartment. When I moved in the people upstairs were a snoopy lady and her cackling, heavy footed grand daughter. Now I know they were angels! The lady passed away and her sleezy ex-con son assumed ownership of her three bedroom place. Three...
    rayray1980 rayray1980 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 11, 2010

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    ARGH

    my neighbors are total so and so's. they keep being nasty and now have sent an annonymous letter threatening to kill my cats
    MajorAnon MajorAnon 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 25, 2008

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    More New Developments About My Loudmouth Braindead ******* Neighbors

    Well, it appears that the inbred ******* neighbors have decided to escalate the war.After I wrote the last story,"My neighbors still need to be killed" I went to bed. I was awakened at about 4 am by a car horn going off continuously in the parking lot. Turns out it was my car...
    fishfast41 fishfast41 46-50, M Jun 25, 2012

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    My Neighbors Still Need To Be Killed

    Just a little update in the story of my ******* neighbors from hell.Yesterday afternoon,several of them had an argument. I was treated to an hour of screaming and swearing. Last night, they started a game of kickball with their children and some visitors at 8 pm.....directly in...
    fishfast41 fishfast41 46-50, M Jun 24, 2012

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    Perhaps This Will Work...

    When I first moved to my apartment almost 5 years ago, it was quiet and peaceful. My downstairs neighbors were a lovely Hispanic people who were pretty quiet and upstairs was a White dude with big dogs who was a little disturbed mentally but quiet. All was good. Then the guy...
    GuavaberryKisses GuavaberryKisses 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 24, 2012

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    They Deserve It

    For 16 years my neighbor has been psychologicaly torturing me by killing my cats and teasing me with their collars. everytime a cat would go missing they would throw the collar over the fence with a smiley face sticker on the tag. I have a security camera now so they...
    Driven365 Driven365 22-25 7 Responses Nov 18, 2010

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    What's A Perfect Way To Dispose Of A Body?

    Well... I can get used to my neighbors beating the sense out of each other. I mean I've tried to help them by calling the cops, but of course, they're stupid and domestic violence is what they live for. Today was a different story however... Yeah, they were being their usual...
    PeppermintToxins PeppermintToxins 18-21 Sep 5, 2012

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    We (neighbors) Hate Each Other Deep Inside Our Hearts.

    My home and other homes' proximity is very close, so if a neighbor slam his or her car door, it surprises me (not only me, anybody). So, stop slamming car doors. If they continue to do so, I revenge them in other ways.
    shakeyourwindows shakeyourwindows 36-40, M Jun 16, 2011

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    A Virtue I Do Not Have.

    Patience. I would almost PAY someone, ANYONE who thinks they could sit in my apartment between the hours of midnight and 3am, (Apparently) and listen to this god forsaken noise upstairs without having a coronary! I am so unbelievably ecstatic that I found this website. Our new...
    anharden anharden 22-25 May 28, 2012

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    My Neighbors Need To Die

    I live in hell.My hell is a 4 unit apartment building,part of a group of 3 such buildings surrounding a courtyard. My neighbors are the reason for my hell.Out of a total of 12 apartments in these buildings, 8 of them are occupied by members of a huge extended family.This pack of...
    fishfast41 fishfast41 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 22, 2011

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    Starting A Website

    Hey everyone, I am going to start a new website on which people can register their bad neighbors. Anyone have any ideas that I should consider? Let me know and thanks for any constructive ideas you give.
    GuavaberryKisses GuavaberryKisses 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 19, 2012

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    My Neighbors Are Dumber Than Doorknobs--Literally.

    Bippy can't figure out how to close the door by turning the knob so she doesn't have to slam it, she just slams it. You're thinking, wow, she's smart enough to be a cop. Yup, and she has cop buddies. They run stop signs like yield signs because they are so important. Cops have to...
    Perfectsolitarysilence Perfectsolitarysilence 41-45, F Feb 2, 2013

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    They Will Not Stop Making Me Angry.

    They are working together to apparently drive me out of the area. I get constant verbal harassment from them day and night. They interfere with my social life, my professional life, they are always there trying to annoy me, trying to push my buttons. They must think it's fun...
    einkreis einkreis 36-40 2 Responses Nov 26, 2011

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    I Must Have Bad Luck

    I live in a condo on the lower level of a four home story condo complex, for the last year the condo above me had been foreclosed on and vacant. The neighbor beforehand was a renter, the owners ended up installing the dishwasher incorrectly causing flooding into the ceiling of...
    KraazyD KraazyD 26-30 Nov 9, 2012

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    :(

    I just bought a pitbull all the neighborhood liked it but except for my fucknd neighbor the puppy is only 3 months and she says that the dog is wild:@ I live on 4 little houses together and she is always getting mad and **** because my dog barks at her well i just want to tell...
    Elmochomo Elmochomo 13-15, M 2 Responses May 12, 2010

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    They Make Me Want to Kill Myself Sometimes!

    Let me apologize in advance for what I know will be a long story.  I am already feeling this will be one of those rare cathartic events.  I'll get mad, I'll laugh, I'll cry, but at the end of this story I will be happy it's out there, and maybe someone, anyone can...
    rantsalot rantsalot 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 3, 2009

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    Well I shall get straight to the point,

    I live in a 2 apt store front which my neighbors are total ********.To explain how did my neighbors got the rank of ******* I would like to organize it into a list 1. smoke weed in their apt which enters into mine 2.slam doors 2am at night 3.when i'm taking a shower decides to...
    Cookiez00 Cookiez00 22-25, M Feb 16

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    Related Experiences

    I would love to have nudist neighbours, I am constantly naked in my backyard, and would love to chill with other naked people
    TheWannaBeNudist TheWannaBeNudist 16-17, F 11 Responses Aug 24

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    It would make being caught and and being asked "why are you naked outside" so much easier to explain lol
    Legionaire23 Legionaire23 22-25, M Aug 27

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    Christians are being murdered all over the world, and no one seems to be talking about it. This idea might seem foreign to us in the United States, where Christians are able to...
    valha11a valha11a 46-50, M 8 hrs ago

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    My name is Melinda counce I am going through the same exact thing you are experiencing. My neighbors want me out of the apartment i live in because i made several complaints to the...
    MemeC MemeC 41-45, F Aug 27

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    Hee hee hee you better enjoy your life while you can.....because I will be there....in every dream you have twisting them into demented nightmares.....and enjoy watching them drive...
    Taranza Taranza 18-21, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    Not Really..... *grins* Be A Good Neighbor A question was raised about why mothers do not let their children play outside. I replied... but that and another conversation I was...
    SKiesterly SKiesterly 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    My husband and I moved here almost a year ago. We live in what would be called a "hollow" so space is short. At first it seemed we had lots in common with our neighbors; we both...
    eusapia eusapia 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 23

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    We have lived across from each other for SEVEN YEARS. First, it was our dogs were bothering them with barking. I never heard them bark at night while outside at all. So, okay...
    BluCrystal BluCrystal 41-45 1 day ago

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    Dear neighbors, Please stop telling your kids that my dog is the most vicious beast on the planet. Just because you hate dogs doesn't mean you have to teach your kids to...
    MikaylaG MikaylaG 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 2

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    I'm thinking about having a music battle with my incredibly loud neighbors. They blare rap and hip hop out of their house windows AND car windows and stand around in the alley...
    rainallthedays rainallthedays 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 5

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    The group "I want to kill myself" is not available to me on EP. That is bullshit. So I'm here. There's not much I can think of to say. I have been wanting to kill myself for a...
    Orange666 Orange666 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 5

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    Today I did good I didn't cry I was happy it's my amazing boyfriends birthday and he's 20 but tomorrow he's signing up for national guard and the more is think about it I don't...
    SlimsB SlimsB 16-17, F Aug 26

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    Any one really want blood on their hands? Want to kill someone just to do it? Give me a chat... I will devise the plan, all you got to do is pull the trigger and follow through...
    Beatenrodent Beatenrodent 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Every day that I have no contact with my crush, I'm going to upload a song. ;-)"Come Back" by the Mighty WahDown by the docks the talking turned:"As some are striving to survive...
    TheTruthIfItKillsMe TheTruthIfItKillsMe 46-50, F Sep 6

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    I'm having trouble with love. My name is Sophia and I am 10 years old. I have a crush on two boys, Mark (Age 10) and Hank (Age 12). Mark is my classmate and Hank is my neighbors...
    Sophia123321 Sophia123321 13-15, F Aug 22

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    The savage kingdom threatened its neighbors. War ensued. Madness followed.
    flipper1966 flipper1966 56-60, M Sep 6

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    Neighbors' water leaked daily under fence. Seeds planted. Free veggies! Hmmm does that make sense? Hard to communicate my story in only 10 words! Cool exercise though.
    FinlayBrowne FinlayBrowne 31-35, F Sep 11

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    I want to kill myself. I told my dad that I was lesbian. He was greatful I told him. But I told my grandma and she hates me. She said she wants me out of the house. I just want to...
    Marisacruz20 Marisacruz20 18-21, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    "Neighbors know my name" by Trey Songz ahaa
    sabrinabuurke sabrinabuurke 16-17, F a week ago

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    Your results for this quiz have been calculated and are presented below: What kind of serial killer are you? Your Result: Hitchiker 78% You seem kind at first,but then you turn...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Aug 27

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    Someone Kill Me Now. I hate everything about it. I need someone to kill me.. Please I'm serious. im 51 and want to die
    hopetodie hopetodie 51-55, M 2 Responses Sep 2

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    I Want to Know If You've Ever Done Any of These Things [ ] Smoked A Cigarette [ ] Smoked A Cigar [ ] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [X] Are / Been In Love [X] Dumped...
    akindheart akindheart 56-60, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I am still a fan fiction writer. I love how I can take a created character's personality into my own make up world. As of now I am writing two stories at the same time. The first...
    Ryel004F Ryel004F 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 28

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    I condemn and protest vociferously the killings of the American Journalist by the ISIS which is barbaric, criminal unlawful, uncivilized,and also absolute nonreligious and for...
    rajchkraborty rajchkraborty 46-50, M Sep 2

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    I always think how did these people manage to function in society? Live a normal life yet have these dark urges. I am especially fascinated by serial killers who have families and...
    Ann922 Ann922 18-21, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    As violent persecution against Christians around the world intensifies, Ronald S. Lauder, president of the World Jewish Congress, in a recent op-ed bluntly asks, "Why is the world...
    valha11a valha11a 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    You know who you are, you're the one I lay in bed every night thinking about, the one I met online, and fell in love with. Your name is Dylan, we met on an app called hot or not...
    KoolKandon KoolKandon 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 27

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    I am always reading about the psychological study of serial killers and murderers. Do you think killers are born or made? I think both. Others argue however that they are only born...
    marilynnrox marilynnrox 18-21, F 11 Responses Sep 12

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    GETTING COMFORTABLE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE--Segment from last "Eye of the Storm" radio broadcast"GETTING COMFORTABLE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE"Huh? How can that be? Is it not an oxymoron...
    Heavenbound5511 Heavenbound5511 36-40, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I do. I really ******* do. *runs hands through my hair* because life right now is so hard and now I can't even think straight and it's killing me to be the way I am.. with everyone...
    BENDrowned BENDrowned 18-21, F 10 hrs ago

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