I Want to Know How Many Words For Fart There Are

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    Barking Spider

    Is what my Dad always called it.  We'd be driving down the road and all of a sudden you'd hear a big fart and Dad would say, "Oooh, did you hear that barking spider!"
    mj915 mj915
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Jan 2, 2008

    Farting People

    The Vain Person One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Amiable Person One who loves the smell of other people's farts. The Proud Person One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine. The Shy Person One who releases silent farts then blushes. The...
    mj915 mj915
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 2, 2008

    I've Noticed ...

    Older people (my gramma especially) like to call it a fluff.
    Teresina Teresina
    18-21, F
    Aug 7, 2008
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