I Want to Know If You Have Any Good Jokes to Share

What do you call a pony with a sore throat....?
A little hoarse (little horse)

 
 
This has probably been around before, but I had my laugh from it, how about you?
 
Lizard Birth

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials...

As told to me by my male friend:
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found  myself thinking that she probably had a really...

It was the beginning of autumn and the Duck family were standing around doing ducky things and there was a slight chill in the air.

"My instincts tell me it's time to fly south for the winter." Announced Papa Duck

Mama Duck lifts her...

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it...

This is an Aussie joke, enjoy.

A Queensland cow cockie was grazing his herd on the long acre of a remote pasture in outback Queensland when suddenly a brand-new and shining 4WD emerges from a dust cloud.

The driver, a bloke in an...

So, two cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says:
"Does this taste funny to you?"

There   were   three   men   talking   about    their   wives.
The   one  man   said  my   wife   is ...

My favorite real life joke is that I was standing in my step-aunt's kitchen when she opened her silverware drawer and suddenly jumped back and screamed.  I knew it must have been a mouse, but I couldn't help but ask, "spots...

It's one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard:
A father and his son walk by a house of pleasure. The son asks his father: "Dad, what is this?" "Well.. you can buy pleasure there." Later that day the father gives...

i though as no one else has added any jokes i would add some, there not my own i got them off a site, but hay i though someone should at least post some for all those whanting some lol.
i cant promise they will be good but at least i...