You're not a spork.
You're an idiot. Why did you take this quiz? Did you REALLY think you were a spork? People like you have way too much time on your hands. Now go and do something productive, you dork.
Your Result: Ask your doctor.
You have some very sporky characteristics, but not enough for this quiz to diagnose you with sporkitis. Ask your doctor before you make a definite conclusion that you're a spork.