I Want to Know What Completely Stupid Thing You Once Believed

My neighbors apparently hated when I bit my nails when I was little, because they led me to believe that if I swallowed the pieces of bitten off nail, they would turn into worms in my stomach.

When I was a little kid my brother told me that spagetti grew like grass out of the ground that there were fields of it!! haha) I believed it for awhile!! Then when I realised it wasn't true I told my younger sister the same story & she...

How silly! Jesus did not then and does not now care about any of the minutia I sweat every day! The basic message is "What so ever I do the least of my brothers..." That's it.

And now I know that Jesus died because a bunch of people...

There was a time in my life that I was so arrogant that I thought Stress did not exist!  I actually told a staff member who said that a particular job was too stressful that if they didn't want to do it to just say so.  I believed...

When I was in junior high I had a crush on a boy named Ryan, who sat next to me in English class. One day my elbow bumped his at our table (we had tables in that class instead of desks). I didn't move my elbow and he didn't move his...

1. Chocolate milk comes from a chocolate cow.
2. You must hold your breath when driven past a cemetery, otherwise an evil spirit will take up residence inside you.
3. Skim milk was made out of skin.
4. I believed that up until actually...

When I was little I use to believe that.....White milk came from white cowsChocolate milk came from brown cowsAnd you could get both from a spotted cowIt made sense at the time!!!

i'm gonna cheat a little here,and tell of something dumb my brother once believed.i've already "weighed in" with one of my own silly belief stories and "spect that this won't be the last you'll hear from me.excommunicate me if you must...

At the age of about 5 or 6,I somehow got the idea that chickens would hatch out of the eggs in our kitchen if they were kept for long enough.So one day I sneaked an egg out of the cupboard,hid it under my bed,then checked every day to...

When my brother and I were young, we spent a lot of time in hus truck at night driving from my mom's house to his on the weekends. He told us that he could kindof control the streetlights, and that when he was tired, they would tend to...

I will not get marry, don't slit the pole, if their to poles on each side of the street go around do not go in between then bad luck, and black cat bad luck.

I was told that Houdini died at a local theatre when I was in 1st or 2nd grade. It didn't happen there.

I believed it without a doubt until maybe my junior year of high school.

I still refuse to fully accept that that kid lied...

I used to believe that God didn't exist until I finally quit just believing what I was told was scientific fact and saw the evidence all around me and saw that science can not disprove God but only propagate theories and lies to "prove...

When I was little, and before I actually met one, I thought that those haystacks sitting in fields and on farms were cows.

I grew up the youngest in a family of five kids. We were poor, which not only meant that I had to wear, ugly, outdated clothes and inherit broken toys (I could never get that damn mousetrap game to work!) It also meant, that if my...

"I Love You""I'll always be there for you""You are the best thing that has ever happened to me""You are beautiful"All of it was always fucking bullshit!

When i was a kid i believed i was a ghost. This kid at my babysitters had me convinced i was a ghost, he told me that i died when i was a baby but my mom and dad still loved me, so i became their ghost child. It made sense to me at the...

When I was a kid, someone told me that tarantulas bite and kill humans, so that they can eat a hole into the stomach of that person and lay their eggs there. I was young, so I believed it. There was no Google to find out if its true. I...

When I was little, I believed that if you swallowed watermelon seeds, it would grow inside of you, so If I ever did swallow one by accident, I'd throw it up afterwards. o3o

That the federal government actually gave a chit about the people..