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I Want to Know What Is the Worst Movie

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    This One Is Easy

    Barb Wire....Need I say more?
    MISTRESSROXY MISTRESSROXY 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 12, 2009

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    Pootie Tang

    The worse Movie I have ever seen its not the only one buts right now its on HBO. Its the dumbest movie I could ever seen! Its call Pootie Tang
    martymcfly1274 martymcfly1274 36-40, M Jul 4, 2011

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    My personal choice would be the 2005 film Chaos

    from "director" David DeFalco. That movie was so disgusting, cynical, misogynistic, depressing, and just plain UNPLEASANT!!!! I know a lot of people consider Battlefield Earth to be the absolute worst. That, to me, was at least hilariously awful. When Chaos was over, I felt...
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M Mar 28

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    Cloverfield

    The only movie to give me a migraine and have every person in the theater throwing things at the end.
    denivamp denivamp 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 17, 2011

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    So Easy

    I think the name was "deep water" or something like that. Two ppl got stranded in the ocean and eventually got eaten by sharks. The whole movie is "Omg SHARK"... "I gotta pee"... "Felt a shark".... "Omg Shark"... AAUUGGHH! And...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 9 Responses Mar 7, 2008

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    Jumper

    This is the worst piece of **** movie I ever had to endure. I do like mindless action movies, but there's a line. And Jumper crossed it. Nothing in the movie is good. The plot is idiotic and goes nowhere. The acting is bad and unconvincing. The special effects are lackluster...
    Saigo Saigo 18-21, M 3 Responses Jun 21, 2008

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    Final Destination Five

    I've rented the movie last week and it was a total waste of my time. I was glad it was a rented movie. Once I was done watching it I immediantly went back to Family Video and returned it! I like sometimes like bad movies just as long as it makes some sense. This movie was just...
    PureEvil PureEvil 18-21, F Jan 18, 2012

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    The Worst Movies Are

    any movie with richard chamberlain in it. sorry, every book i love and they made into a movie with him starring in it, sucked. big time. sorry, a little bit,to richard chamberlain fans, but i had to do it.. i have been saying this for more than 30 yrs, now i actually wrote it...
    chipperchick chipperchick 56-60, F 11 Responses Sep 14, 2010

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    So Easy

    The worst movie ever is Nacho Libre. That thing had 3 funny parts only and everything else was pure stupid. Best part of the whole thing was they come out of a restaurant or something and these Mexican gang guys are popping there tires and the sidekick guys just looks at them and...
    boby6 boby6 22-25, M Sep 23, 2011

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    I Forgot

    The last remake of the Alamo. I'm from San Antonio and they had a premere downtown at the Imax theater Even the premere bombed, the stars walked around with dazed looks I guess that's why it's not on my worst list as I remember how funny the cat's looks were after it showed...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 6 Responses Mar 12, 2009

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    Worst Movie Ever

    Open Water. No kidding. Most boring movie ever. I got it for 99 cents at a yard sale. It wasn't worth 1 cent. I left it in the laundry room at the condos I lived at, with a "free" sign on it. Everyone who took it, brought it back. No one wanted it!
    chvy0319 chvy0319 41-45, F 3 Responses Jul 1, 2012

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    For Me As They Come To Mind

    Just off the top of my head, no particular order.   1. Blair Witch Project 2. Home Alone 3 3. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes 4. Battlefield Earth (John Travolta) 5. Wicker Man (Nicolas Cage) 6. Casino Royale & 6. Quantum of Solace (Daniel Craig) 7. Me, Myself and...
    Josie06 Josie06 56-60, F 14 Responses Oct 19, 2009

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    Movies That Make Me Cringe

    1) Any james bond film 2) Twilight series (just very bad acting) 3) Dirty dancing-What was the point of it???? 4) Gothika- Nothing happened at all! 5) King kong remake- I actually left the screen to play in the arcade lol
    jawdrop jawdrop 18-21, M 9 Responses Jun 2, 2011

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    Meet The Spartans

    The worst pile of crap I've ever saw at the movie theaters. I had to sit through the most horribly made movie that should have went straight to DVD in the first place. If you're going to make fun of a movie it has to be cleaverly done. Don't just fill it in with pop culture icons...
    PureEvil PureEvil 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 18, 2012

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    Simply Awful...

    Firstly... "Very Bad Things" a movie from the late 90's with Christian Slater and Jeremy Piven... I saw this one in the theatre, now, I have never walked out of a movie I paid to go see... but this would have been one, for sure. The scene with the hooker...
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Mar 13, 2009

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    My Way Of Dodging Certain Movies....

    .....is more based on actors, who tend to either make regular crap movies or those who pump out movies ever 3 months or so. Actors movies I steer clear of, Casper Van Dien, Mark Dacascos (sp?) then guys like Seagal and Snipes who used to make good movies back in the day but it...
    iceman1976za iceman1976za 31-35, M 1 Response Jun 10, 2011

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    Not to Be Contested

    When it comes to a complete waste of time it would have to be all the movies that followed on with the same formula as "Scary Movie", that is "Not another teen movie", "Superhero" and so forth. They would certainly have to constitute the biggest...
    wombatism wombatism 26-30, M Apr 24, 2008

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    B Movies Of Any Kind.

    Especially Meat Market. I'd love to see you try and finish it all the way through... ugh, and what's worse is that they even have a fan base. I've known kids from my high school who could make better movies than that.
    anonymousabomination anonymousabomination 18-21, F Apr 21, 2012

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    Embarrassed To Say!

    Black Devil Doll From Hell. The absolute worst thing ever made in someone's basement. It was STUPID. Something worthy of BURNING!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 26, 2011

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    Worst Film

    The Contractor.It has Wesley Snipes a hitman that goes to the UK and is double crossed and is then helped by a 12 yr old girl. Snipes wins and then the girl and her grandmother are on Snipes ranch back in the US. **** film and a waste of 90 minutes.
    shaepastaqueen shaepastaqueen 18-21, F Jul 16, 2011

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    Mama Mia - the Worst Movie I've Seen In Ages

    I bought the movie Mama Mia, as I like the music by Abba. However, much as tho I love the music, it's the most pathetic, shallow and ridiculous move I have ever seen. It's about a girl who's about to get married, but doesn't know who her father...
    IndigoPeachblossom IndigoPeachblossom 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 14, 2009

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    So Much Garbage to Choose From...

    Well The Day After Tomorrow was completely laughable.  In fact I saw it the first week it was out.  There were 8 people in the theater.  Two left after 15 minutes and the rest of us laughed throughout it.   Almost anything from Will Farrell has to make the...
    acgreenknight acgreenknight 41-45, M 4 Responses Mar 6, 2008

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    Let's Do This

    I know it's a classic but Ben- Hur. oh god that movie was stone cold ******* boring! also I only saw a little part of jeepers creepers and I could tell that it was a flaming piece of s h i t. they were trapped in a school bus and the bat thing was on top. one of the guys tried to...
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 8, 2008

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    The Brown Bunny

    This was truley a horrible movie, some guy driving around in his van thinking. Then in the end it turns into a *****. Just a horrible movie.
    ice1332 ice1332 31-35, M 1 Response Apr 13, 2011

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    Angela's Ashes

    The most depressing film I have seen in my life. I left the cinema feeling absolutely awful.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Mar 1, 2012

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    I Saw "the Resident"

    Worst movie ever! It is so weird and pointless.. At the end of it I said: WTF just happened?
    almala almala 18-21, F Jun 18, 2012

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    Furry Vengeance

    Furry Vengeance makes Plan Nine From Outer Space seem like Citizen Kane.  I didn't choose to go to it, that choice was made for me.  I figured Brendan Fraiser was making a movie for kids to see or he was in it for the money.  Within seconds I realized it was for...
    acgreenknight acgreenknight 41-45, M 5 Responses Aug 24, 2010

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    The Village

    Nothing to be said except it's one of the worst movies EVER
    TaurasiWade TaurasiWade 18-21, F Feb 10, 2012

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    What the Hell Were They Thinking?!?!

    In no particular order and without further ado, I give you some of the worst movies I've ever been tortured with: Wild Hogs - blatantly homophobic and I didn't even crack a smile during the entire movie...wait, I did.  Once the credits began to role.  I will never...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 19 Responses Mar 12, 2009

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    The original movie was fine

    as it was, it didn't need a sequel - I am of course refering to Blues Brothers 2000, which came out 18 years after the original movie. There are numerous reasons why I think it fails so bad at being a 'sequel'. I'll get the obvious out of the way first, none of the...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M Feb 22

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    Movie I Walked Out of In the Theatre

    I left the theatre in the middle of Team America, worst movie I've ever seen in my life. I swore if they sang that song one more time I would get up and leave. It did and I ran out!
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jun 18, 2008

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    I Got It

    EASILY "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?" I highly recommend it. It's so awesome.
    Lotte11 Lotte11 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 18, 2011

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    Don't Agree

    Have read the first 20 stories and don't agree! James Bond films, quality 10 outta 10! How much action is in a bond film, end to end! Class films, even if you are not a bond fan! Battlefield Earth is a common one, horrible film and a terrible performance by Travolta too! I was...
    Sheldon69 Sheldon69 31-35, M Jun 9, 2012

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    Sweeney Todd!

    Id really been looking forward to seeing this movie (the new one with johnny depp) and couldnt believe my ears when a minute into the film everybody started bloody singing! Grrrr! i hoped they would stop, has im not a fan of musicals, but no on they went so off i turned it, i was...
    Blondevixon Blondevixon 31-35, F 12 Responses Jun 21, 2008

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    Romantic Comedy

    anything under the 'romantic comedy' heading is officially the worst even George W agrees with me
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Mar 6, 2008

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    Worst Films This Year So Far

    Coincidentially the worst two films I've seen at the cinema this year star the same person - Taylor Kitsch! Battleship and John Carter are 2 of the worst films I've ever seen, horrendous plots, terrible storylines, hammy acting, mediocre effects and fist in your mouth one-liners...
    Sheldon69 Sheldon69 31-35, M Jun 9, 2012

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    Absolute Worst Pieces of Crap (movies, That Is.)

    Two or three movies over the past 25 years have really driven me to write this story: 1. The Big Kahuna (1999), starring Kevin Spacey, Danny DeVito, and Peter Facinelli. Rather sllllloooowwww moving stage adaptation by John Swanbeck and (so-called) playwright Roger Rueff...
    marcus101 marcus101 36-40, M 24 Responses May 17, 2008

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    This One Will Start a Fight

      This movie I left of the other list for a reason. That reason is the book the movie was based on. This book came out in the late eighties and is the funniest story I had and I can almost say still have read. That book is done by a literary  master of the descriptive...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 4 Responses Mar 12, 2009

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    Worst Movies Ive Seen Are....

    at one time i would have said plan nine from outer space, but then I saw.. Santa claus conquerors the Martians LOL. 2. mars needs women. though it really ties with Santa Claus conquerors the martians. 3. Paraboredom 2. 4. all but one Johnny depp movie 5. Vampires Kiss...
    outdoorsguy outdoorsguy 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 9, 2011

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    Pirates

    Pirates 2 and 3. Believe me, listening to Mark Kermode review it just tells me he was right for once. They were bad. He also described Johnny Depp's performance as 'a drunk karaoke singer showing off in a small room.' He said that the romance between Swann and Turner...
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 7, 2008

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    Don't Agree

    Just the read the first 20 stories and don't believe any of them really! When u go to the pictures u get what u expect normally? I love a movie with a twist in the tale at the end, SIXTH SENSE prob one of the best! Three most recent ones I've seen are the avengers, battleship and...
    Sheldon69 Sheldon69 31-35, M Jun 9, 2012

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    Officially The Worst Movie Ever

    attack of the killer tomatoes is the worst movie ever made. it's so bad it's not even funny. i couldn't even stay awake through half an hour of it, and i never fall asleep during movies. biggest waste of time. the fog remake may be a close second, though.
    craftworkorange craftworkorange 18-21, F 1 Response May 7, 2012

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    A Toss Up

    between "Quarantine" and "Frozen"....they are equally movies that I say I will never watch again. This is important, because I love movies even bad ones but these two......Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
    TigersShadow TigersShadow 41-45, M Sep 22, 2011

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    Drag Me To Hell

    More like 'Drag Me the Hell Out of Here' amiright. Yeah I'm right. Seriously this movie borders on 'Haunting of Winchester House' bad. And that's saying something. Though I don't think anything could be quite as bad as the latter, I've seen movies made by highschoolers that had...
    MeAsAPillow MeAsAPillow 18-21 1 Response Sep 1, 2011

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    Borat

    Hated it. This was shite of the highest order.
    stevester stevester 46-50, M 3 Responses Mar 5, 2009

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    Eat, Pray, Fall Asleep

    I loved Eat, Pray, Love in book form. So I thought the movie would at least be mildly entertaining. It was horrible. Absolutely horrible. I actually couldn't make it through the whole thing.
    narrage narrage 31-35, F Jan 19, 2011

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    Worst Movies I've Seen:

    One movie that I thought was one of the worst was the film version of 1776., at NYC's Radio City Music Hall. My friend and I were so bored that we walked out in the middle of it, and neither of us had ever walked out in the middle of a movie before. There were a bunch of other...
    mplo mplo 56-60, F Sep 4, 2011

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    Almost 8 Weeks In Front Of A Tv, No Escape

     Believe me I have seen more than a life time's worth of bad television shows and movies. For almost 8 weeks I was in a 3/4 body cast with nowhere to go and nothing to do but puzzle books and watch TV and DVDs The list is two long but here are a few I DID ENJOY...
    balboaguy balboaguy 41-45, M 15 Responses Oct 18, 2009

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    Holy Bad Movies Batman!

    batman and robin nuff said
    luigi5000 luigi5000 22-25, M May 7, 2012

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    Why Was This Made?

    UFO: Target Earth Totally forgettable 70's drivle.
    DingDao DingDao 51-55, M Mar 17, 2013

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    The Hurt Locker -- A Real Bomb

    Have read through the list and there are some stinkers here okay.Life's too short to watch any movies starring Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, or Will Ferrell. Ferrell was good in "The Producers" performing Mel Brooks's script, though.I'm a freedom-loving liberal and I would gladly...
    redzinger1 redzinger1 51-55, M Jan 21, 2011

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    Boring Pile of Rubbish!

    Im easy to please, and usually really enjoy tarantino films, i know they can be a little quirky but find them entertaining all the same but the latest one, Deathproof, the biggest load of rubbish ever! It literally bored my husband to sleep, and left me waiting...and waiting..for...
    Blondevixon Blondevixon 31-35, F 5 Responses Mar 5, 2008

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    Related Experiences

    I think the worst thing anyone has ever said to me and actually meant it was for me to go to hell! It was one of my best guy friends' girlfriend...she was mad because I still...
    tsg96 tsg96 18-21, F Aug 16

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