I Want to Know What You Are Doing Right Now

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    I'm taking a huge **** at work trying to make

    it loud as possible. Sounds like a wet Fourth of July and bull frogs.
    mcfartcloud mcfartcloud
    70+, M
    May 13, 2014
    BlueEyedGeekery BlueEyedGeekery
    26-30, M
    1 Response Oct 23, 2015
    upfromtheashes upfromtheashes
    51-55, M
    Jun 15, 2014

    Right now at this moment.

    I am texting on my phone. I should be cleaning but I'm taking a break
    lorrena19 lorrena19
    18-21, F
    Feb 20, 2015

    I'm laying on my mattress with my head bent at

    a funky angle due to my red heart pillow. I have a white comforter pulled up to my stomach and my black cat on my chest. We are both meowing at each other and I'm tryna keep him away from iPod so he doesn't try to eat it.
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Oct 23, 2015

    I finished work early

    and decided to have lunch with my son at his school. School lunch... the cafeteria monitor... tiny seats... I really hope he appreciates this. My reward (besides his smiling face) is embarassing him by taking pictures of him and his friends. His face when I say "Just one more...
    TheGoddessB TheGoddessB
    31-35, F
    Aug 6, 2015

    Eating buttermochi, my alltime favorite pastry

    in all of culinary existence. YUM! :)
    loveismyfriend loveismyfriend
    36-40, F
    May 31, 2015

    i am watching the history channel.

    I'm completely obsessed with history. it's my second favorite thing after music.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    May 24, 2015

    Watching super why with my youngest 2

    who just finished their breakfast
    mrskameronwilliams mrskameronwilliams
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 13, 2014

    I Am

    on EP, typing this story.
    jasonk jasonk
    36-40, M
    Jul 20, 2008

    im drawing a kitchen right

    now lol for art class
    heavenlytouch heavenlytouch
    26-30, F
    May 24, 2015

    Sitting in my car waiting on a client wishing

    someone could just come **** me so deep until I squirt. That's all
    spaceylibra spaceylibra
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 20, 2015
    Sakihiro Sakihiro
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Sep 7, 2014

    Watching Psych on Netflix.

    And making a list of things I need to do tomorrow.
    TheGoddessB TheGoddessB
    31-35, F
    May 24, 2015

    Getting ready- heels

    and lipstick- to go out and celebrate. I love birthdays! (As long as it's not mine) :)
    TheGoddessB TheGoddessB
    31-35, F
    Jun 7, 2015
    craz3f8g craz3f8g
    1 Response Feb 20, 2015

    Lying in bed. With the dog asleep next to me.

    It's 11:00 on Saturday night. I'm looking through e.p questions and family guy is on the tv. It's the episode where STEWIE crashes Brian's car.
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    Feb 21, 2015

    I am being an evil toaster,

    and therefore toasting bread... Evilly. What are you all doing? >=D
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed
    4 Responses May 24, 2015

    Eating a yummy salad made with lettuce blend,

    chicken, cherry tomatoes, cranberries, blue cheese, red onion, radishes, boiled eggs, cucumber, candies nuts, and Thousand Island dressing :) It is healthy and filling at the same time. Better than the usual sugary or processed foods I would have late at night.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 6, 2015

    I am going to sleep now.

    I had done writing.
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    1 Response Aug 7, 2015

    Today, June 23, I am plotting to take over the

    world... it's a slow process. First, I have to bend people's will to my own, and then tell them they must take over the world. So far... I've only warped myself. :-/
    AlwaysPersevere71 AlwaysPersevere71
    41-45, M
    1 Response Jun 23, 2014

    Reading some tropes on tvtropes.

    org because I'm addicted..
    AfterFall AfterFall
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 20, 2015

    Can't sleep. I'm in a strange place,

    physically and metaphorically speaking, and I am really not sure ... I'm not sure I will be able to sleep at all.
    TheGoddessB TheGoddessB
    31-35, F
    May 24, 2015
    redtigerhood911 redtigerhood911
    26-30, F
    Sep 1, 2014

    I'm listening to music,

    while reading a book. And chatting on ep. Gotta love them days off ^^
    Jeax Jeax
    26-30, F
    2 Responses May 13, 2014

    I'm sat here watching a film.

    bored and wanting to chat.
    goodwife37 goodwife37
    36-40, F
    3 Responses May 24, 2015
    deleted deleted
    Oct 23, 2015

    6/30/12 9:22 Pm

    Chillin'! Watching the movie Underworld and just got done eating a pork tamale with salad. Then ate a small bowl of strawberries, blueberries, and bits of dark chocolate with a glass of sweet red wine. Yum!
    deleted deleted
    Jun 30, 2012

    Hmm Ok

    Lets see. In detail, I am, in bed (its past mid-night) being crushed by my laptop which is on my stomach, lol. Eping, plus checking my emails. Listening to music, joining random experiences and bored out of my mind. Same as usual. hah
    Luvs2Suck Luvs2Suck
    18-21, F
    1 Response May 24, 2010

    On EP, instead of creating the updates

    for my employees that I was supposed to have finished already. I came in early to do them (to make up for going out last night), and all I can think about is coffee and cold water. And pillows. Six minutes until I have to officially be Responsible Me.
    TheGoddessB TheGoddessB
    31-35, F
    May 28, 2015
    deleted deleted
    Feb 21, 2015

    im at home listening to cello covers of popular

    music and scrolling through social media
    jace0929 jace0929
    16-17, M
    1 Response Feb 20, 2015

    I have just finished typing a professional

    reference for someone who means the world to me, and I am hoping with all of my heart that it helps her. Fingers crossed!
    TheGoddessB TheGoddessB
    31-35, F
    Jun 5, 2015

    Wife and kids are in bed sleeping,

    I thing it is time i go and play some World of Warcraft -- Kirin Tor
    nevets68 nevets68
    46-50, M
    1 Response Nov 8, 2015
    yolifeisgreat yolifeisgreat
    18-21, M
    Oct 22, 2015
    missafae123 missafae123
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 21, 2015
    deleted deleted
    Sep 7, 2014

    It's 2am . I'm layin my black booty down

    because I gotta get up soon.
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies
    18-21, F
    1 Response May 25, 2015
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