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I Want To Know What You Fortune Cookie Says

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 29 People

    This Is No Joke

    the wife likes chinese food and is always dragging me out for it.  One day we went, it was her turn to pay, and after lunch, the cookies came with the bill, we broke them open, and I couldn't believe what it said, "Don't be cheap, pay for lunch", needless to say...
    coloco coloco 61-65, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2009

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    Encouragement

    Many years ago, after breaking up with my first boyfriend, I was feeling a bit lost. Having been with only the one guy (after having had several girlfriends), I was thinking about finding another guy...but unsure about what was the best way. I was considering going to a gay bar...
    Dragon56 Dragon56 56-60, M Jan 30, 2012

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    Highly Amusing

    I went to http://horoscope.excite.co.uk/surprises/fortunecookies to see what my online fortune cookie had to day about me.  I recieved a generic fortune: "Your heart will lead you to great things."  My younger sister, however, tried the same site and got a much more...
    WildMagic WildMagic 26-30, F Jun 1, 2010

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    My Cookies Turned Smartassy

    I have Chinese food pretty much once a week on Fridays and always look forward to my fortune cookie nugget of wisdom or future prediction at the end of the meal. When i crack that cookie open i expect to see something like "Things don’t just happen; they happen just " or...
    trailguide trailguide 36-40, F 13 Responses Feb 25, 2011

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    Way

    In this little cookie I once found the following note : "Whatever the vicissitudes of your life, be consistent with yourself and seek happiness, so you will find it." I have not found everything now, but my life is not over yet.
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 22, 2011

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    I've Had Some Great Fortunes In My Life

    but, this one sticks out for me: If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain Not everything and everyone is going to be perfect all the time. You have to take the bad with the good - the down with the up - the frustration with the elation. It's enevitable.... I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2009

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    Your Style is Passive When it comes to communicating with others, you tend to let them take the lead. You prefer to listen. You aren't necessarily meek or shy, but you are...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Aug 27

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    Please, indulge me and read my profile, my stories, anything. And let me know what you think. Judge me if you will. Good or bad. I have a strong will for criticism. If you really...
    outsidewitness outsidewitness 31-35, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    http://www.blogthings.com/whatstarbucksdrinkwouldwarmyouupquiz/ You Are an Earl Grey Tea Latte You are an old fashioned person with down to earth tastes. You always are looking...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I interested in knowing what is says about me. Please let me know. Thanks :)
    Dreamprojector Dreamprojector 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 3

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    My last words would be " what the **** " because i never know whats going on
    ActuallyGrace ActuallyGrace 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 15

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    Go for it? Let me know whatcha thinkin hahaha
    JalenFrankie616 JalenFrankie616 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    http://www.blogthings.com/whatextraroominthehouseareyouquiz/ You Are the Study You are a total brain, and you don't stop learning just because work or school is over. You find...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    "I told you, no matter what you do, I will always love you. See you two soon."
    Beatenrodent Beatenrodent 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 14

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    http://www.blogthings.com/whatflavorpotatochipsareyouquiz/ You Are an Onion Chip You are a true friend, and very loyal to those around you. You can be counted on. You are steady...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 1 day ago

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    I have something of vast importance to tell you.... I figured it out! The meaning of life is.... Ghhgastghhhurglurglelurgle
    AsteriasAura AsteriasAura 36-40, F 17 hrs ago

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    I am curious what my profile says about me though I am also a bit scared to ask. My profile content is all over the place. Please forgive me for some of the things I posted -.- Ive...
    DemonFeyLove DemonFeyLove 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 3

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    My profile says it all! And it'd be nice to hear honest opinions too!
    QuietFreedom QuietFreedom 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    YOU ARE ENERGETIC AND UNPREDICTABLE... You're the type of person who likes to stay active, especially physically active. You have an adventurous spirit, and you feel like you have...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M Aug 25

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    I fear jealousy. It haunts my heart and makes myself disgusting and hateful all the time. I get jealous at the tiniest of things. Among the people I'm jealous of are my sister, my...
    ghostinme ghostinme 18-21, F Aug 28

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    "Tell him I love him. With everything I have. And we're only apart for a while but no matter what I love him and let him know he was the last thing to cross my mind."
    Katiepoohmm Katiepoohmm 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 15

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    "Come here." *moves their ear towards my mouth as I whisper* I hid the money *cough* under..... the______" I know it's old, but I wanna go down with some humor :P
    MiniMe57 MiniMe57 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 23

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    I'll write about them, stalk their profiles (haha lol), daydream about them (lol again), be genuinely nice around them, be me, follow them from the shadows (lol x3), and yeah...
    thefandomthief thefandomthief 13-15, M 3 Responses Aug 24

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    I love you Principo. Sorry for all my mistakes. I wish I could have been more to you.
    Mjjim86 Mjjim86 26-30, M Aug 25

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    ******* "I DARE YOU ! *******
    jimk1234 jimk1234 51-55, M Aug 25

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    Maybe "There's 11,000$ in the...." But most likely, "All I ever wanted was a kind world unlike this one."
    dogsandwolves dogsandwolves 13-15, F Aug 25

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    Or, sorry for all the posts. I got it! I want to be a part/ full time trapper and hunter. I couldvery much say "Spread my ashes in a trap and spring it, I like the trap just shut...
    dogsandwolves dogsandwolves 13-15, F Aug 25

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    What put's you off doing thing? What makes you say no not today? And even though you were put off, did you initially have the intention of doing these things?
    HelterSkelter1 HelterSkelter1 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 27

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    Probably not being good enough thats probably the root of most of my problems..feeling im unlovable not worthy of love..I always wonder why people even like me people im close to...
    seeminglypossible seeminglypossible 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 28

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    I'm afraid of stopping. What about you?
    JohnBobMac JohnBobMac 16-17, T 1 Response Aug 28

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    Replacement, rejection, being forgotten, losing someone you love, seeing someone you love with someone else - I'm currently experiencing these, it's great.
    xSundip xSundip 18-21, M Aug 28

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    I want my last word to be laa ilaaha illallah :))
    Unstableteen Unstableteen 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 30

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    I`m just curious. It might help if you read some of my posts before. I have light brown hair, brown eyes and I like reading, writing and dancing. I thought that might help.
    cleocat1234 cleocat1234 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 2

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    This looks fun! Alright, so by my profile picture, what do you think my name should be? If you manage to say my real name, I'll give you a thumbs up~ 👍😋
    MermaidCurry MermaidCurry 16-17, F 5 Responses Sep 2

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    Okay! This should be interesting… feel free to stalk the profile, I've probably searched through yours anyway (just kidding, well maybe not). Hair: brown. Eyes: brown. Skin...
    everybodyclapyourhands everybodyclapyourhands 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 2

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    I`m just curious about what people think about me.
    cleocat1234 cleocat1234 13-15, F Sep 3

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    I have already done one of these so I thought id do a new one. You can look on my old one if it helps or have a look at my profile.
    cleocat1234 cleocat1234 13-15, F Sep 4

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    First time trying this I always wonder what name would fit me . When I was born my parents and grandparents couldn't decide what to name me so my dad past through this place and...
    Verano93 Verano93 36-40, F 3 Responses Sep 4

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    My socks tell me they love me because they get to see the world since I often tuck my sweatpants in them while cyckling or hiking. I also wear shorts a lot meaning nothing obscures...
    greencell greencell 31-35, M Sep 9

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    What are you reading right now?....I'm reading So B. It by Sarah weeks
    livelovehopefree livelovehopefree 13-15, F Sep 9

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    "Sprinkle my ashes into your spaghetti"
    sabrinabuurke sabrinabuurke 16-17, F 7 Responses Sep 15

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    "If TJ Lane broke out of jail on 9/11 you ******* ******* can break out the friendzone."
    Katiepoohmm Katiepoohmm 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 15

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    "I have the money hidden in the..." xD JK. I'd probably just say... "Don't grieve over the loss of me, just celebrate that I'll be in a better place. Love you."
    BallinBae BallinBae 16-17, F 3 Responses Sep 15

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    "You're Not Allowed To My Funeral"
    Eriannaa Eriannaa 13-15, F 3 Responses Sep 15

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    "You coming with me *****" *dramatically grab there arm and hold as tight as possible*
    LovelyDeadly LovelyDeadly 16-17, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    If I knew I was about to die, I'd want my family there and tell them I love you one last time.
    angkath80 angkath80 31-35, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    " Don't be sad. I'll be seeing you, you, you, you, not you, and ESPECIALLY you, in hell. Peace out, *************.
    seabassep seabassep 18-21, M 2 Responses a week ago

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