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I Want To Know What You Fortune Cookie Says

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    I've Had Some Great Fortunes In My Life

    but, this one sticks out for me: If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain Not everything and everyone is going to be perfect all the time. You have to take the bad with the good - the down with the up - the frustration with the elation. It's enevitable.... I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2009

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    Highly Amusing

    I went to http://horoscope.excite.co.uk/surprises/fortunecookies to see what my online fortune cookie had to day about me.  I recieved a generic fortune: "Your heart will lead you to great things."  My younger sister, however, tried the same site and got a much more...
    WildMagic WildMagic 26-30, F Jun 1, 2010

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    This Is No Joke

    the wife likes chinese food and is always dragging me out for it.  One day we went, it was her turn to pay, and after lunch, the cookies came with the bill, we broke them open, and I couldn't believe what it said, "Don't be cheap, pay for lunch", needless to say...
    coloco coloco 61-65, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2009

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    Encouragement

    Many years ago, after breaking up with my first boyfriend, I was feeling a bit lost. Having been with only the one guy (after having had several girlfriends), I was thinking about finding another guy...but unsure about what was the best way. I was considering going to a gay bar...
    Dragon56 Dragon56 56-60, M Jan 30, 2012

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    My Cookies Turned Smartassy

    I have Chinese food pretty much once a week on Fridays and always look forward to my fortune cookie nugget of wisdom or future prediction at the end of the meal. When i crack that cookie open i expect to see something like "Things don’t just happen; they happen just " or...
    trailguide trailguide 36-40, F 13 Responses Feb 25, 2011

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    Way

    In this little cookie I once found the following note : "Whatever the vicissitudes of your life, be consistent with yourself and seek happiness, so you will find it." I have not found everything now, but my life is not over yet.
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 22, 2011

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    "He was crippled, But only his body was cracked. It's not simple, nor is it an easy matter to explain. Let's just leave it at that she says and closes the holy book of lies. She...
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    YOU ARE ENERGETIC AND UNPREDICTABLE... You're the type of person who likes to stay active, especially physically active. You have an adventurous spirit, and you feel like you have...
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    I'm getting dressed this evening. Having a new friend round. I have painted my toenails red and will wear a pair of see through blue knickers, very tight denim booty shorts, a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jul 28

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    Mines elder, march 28th. Anybody no what it means?
    charliebarton14 charliebarton14 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 29

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    Take me to the abyss. Why? Hey if you did good and didn't eat meat for your pleasure. You will be ok where you go!
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 29

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    You **** me, you ******* with the best- al Pacino's scarface
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M Jul 30

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    "Chew your food, you're an animal!!" - Matilda
    Johnny316 Johnny316 31-35 Jul 30

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    mine would be: Im sorry Alyssa, i was never as strong as you... please dont forget me, and if you fall in love with another, im coming back to set you straight. To my family and...
    GhostieDSE GhostieDSE 18-21, M Jul 30

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    I would say: I left a billion dollars in...in ( die) then everyone is like I want the billion dollars Death troll
    mrmudkip16 mrmudkip16 16-17, M 2 Responses Jul 30

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    I would like to impart some pearls of wisdom, but the young don't listen the middle aged know it all, and the older ones just don't care..! So my final words will be " thank...
    off2heavenIgo off2heavenIgo 13-15 Jul 30

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    TIL that Orson Scott Card is a ... great-great-grandson of Brigham Young ... so perhaps what we look on as "magic" underwear is really just a superior undergarment technology from...
    AldousHuxtable AldousHuxtable 41-45, M Aug 1

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    I regularly wear a Rago 1294 OBG in size 6X. Today I bought one in size 7X and it is super comfy. My wife likes it on me :) but she wants to cut off the garters :( So today I am...
    CrossdresserLauren CrossdresserLauren 46-50, T 3 Responses Aug 5

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    What would you say in your mind if you had seen me at school?
    silverthewulf silverthewulf 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 7

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    What's the worse that could happen
    Z00Z00Z Z00Z00Z 36-40, M Aug 10

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    My personality is something of one of the kind...I'm a little bit of everything. So what's your personality type...
    AchCailin001 AchCailin001 18-21, F Aug 10

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    "Khakis" Well she sounds hideous. Whenever I hear someone ask what are you wearing I think of that State Farm commercial lol
    lunalight21 lunalight21 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    I think at this point you can figure it out. My screen name is a dead giveaway. Or look at other posts. Although every once in awhile i do sleep nude.
    thongluvr582 thongluvr582 31-35, M Aug 13

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    Bye ! (What a depressed/pessimist title)
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F Aug 13

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    FUUCCKKK!!!! I want to go down with some humor :D
    MovieJunkie MovieJunkie 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    "Come here." *moves their ear towards my mouth as I whisper* I hid the money *cough* under..... the______" I know it's old, but I wanna go down with some humor :P
    MiniMe57 MiniMe57 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I'll write about them, stalk their profiles (haha lol), daydream about them (lol again), be genuinely nice around them, be me, follow them from the shadows (lol x3), and yeah...
    CloakedWanderer CloakedWanderer 13-15, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    I love you Principo. Sorry for all my mistakes. I wish I could have been more to you.
    Mjjim86 Mjjim86 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    Maybe "There's 11,000$ in the...." But most likely, "All I ever wanted was a kind world unlike this one."
    dogsandwolves dogsandwolves 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Or, sorry for all the posts. I got it! I want to be a part/ full time trapper and hunter. I couldvery much say "Spread my ashes in a trap and spring it, I like the trap just shut...
    dogsandwolves dogsandwolves 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    "Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if only you remember to turn on the light." Dumbledore
    TooTired2Think TooTired2Think 31-35, F Jul 28

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    "Isabel, my best mate, mother and sister... It is time now... delete my internet history" And if she doesn't I'll come back as a zombie and show up at her house saying "wtf man...
    ledarkknightess ledarkknightess 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 30

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    My last words for real would be "Mom I Love you"
    ClassicLady ClassicLady 16-17, F Jul 30

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    ...+cough+ "..**** the police... I hate .. +cough+ america still.. bastards cant do **** right...i wanna be cremated.. dont you ***** up on me and cry..Gonna go chill with lucifer...
    1Lostcause 1Lostcause 16-17, T 1 Response Jul 30

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    I'm a good climber. I live right next to the Everglades. I gots the guns and ammo available, though a sharp machete and a spear would do the trick. I'd eat some coconuts and bash...
    Bigkahunaburger Bigkahunaburger 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 30

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    TIL that I actually got more bang for my buck than I had thought with the sun a couple of years ago. Thanks to outlets like the Discovery Channel as far back as, perhaps, 2006 or 2...
    AldousHuxtable AldousHuxtable 41-45, M Aug 5

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    Flyleaf - Bury Your Heart. Lately I've been listening to Flyleaf when I decide I'm going to zone out for a while XD
    Holdontothefire Holdontothefire 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 8

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    Mine would be "I love you I'm so---"
    thatonegirl156 thatonegirl156 16-17, F Aug 10

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    On my way to **** your *****
    PanicAtTheDiscount PanicAtTheDiscount 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    I'll save you a seat in hell alright
    PanicAtTheDiscount PanicAtTheDiscount 13-15, F Aug 11

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    Girl... I ain't no cat... but... you gotta be kitten me... *dies from this very statement*
    ifearsnowmen ifearsnowmen 18-21, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I'm out, see you ******* in hell! Haha
    NatashaRose NatashaRose 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    ******* "I DARE YOU ! *******
    jimk1234 jimk1234 51-55, M 1 day ago

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    The day after my custom-made dress showed up, I got this dress back! I had purchased it from a vendor at a street fair, but it was too tight in the chest, so I sent it back to them...
    PennySterling PennySterling 51-55, T 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    I have just got out of bed. I was wearing a thong and animal print shortie nightie. Now I am dressed in a red bra, a very short blue vest and a pair of see through blue knickers...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jul 28

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    In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade And he carries the reminders Of every glove that laid him down or cut him 'Til he cried out in his anger and his shame I...
    Dayzdreamer Dayzdreamer 26-30, F Jul 28

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