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I Want To Know What You Fortune Cookie Says

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 31 People

    My Cookies Turned Smartassy

    I have Chinese food pretty much once a week on Fridays and always look forward to my fortune cookie nugget of wisdom or future prediction at the end of the meal. When i crack that cookie open i expect to see something like "Things don’t just happen; they happen just " or...
    trailguide trailguide 36-40, F 13 Responses Feb 25, 2011

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    Encouragement

    Many years ago, after breaking up with my first boyfriend, I was feeling a bit lost. Having been with only the one guy (after having had several girlfriends), I was thinking about finding another guy...but unsure about what was the best way. I was considering going to a gay bar...
    Dragon56 Dragon56 56-60, M Jan 30, 2012

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    Way

    In this little cookie I once found the following note : "Whatever the vicissitudes of your life, be consistent with yourself and seek happiness, so you will find it." I have not found everything now, but my life is not over yet.
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 22, 2011

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    I've Had Some Great Fortunes In My Life

    but, this one sticks out for me: If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain Not everything and everyone is going to be perfect all the time. You have to take the bad with the good - the down with the up - the frustration with the elation. It's enevitable.... I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2009

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    Highly Amusing

    I went to http://horoscope.excite.co.uk/surprises/fortunecookies to see what my online fortune cookie had to day about me.  I recieved a generic fortune: "Your heart will lead you to great things."  My younger sister, however, tried the same site and got a much more...
    WildMagic WildMagic 26-30, F Jun 1, 2010

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    This Is No Joke

    the wife likes chinese food and is always dragging me out for it.  One day we went, it was her turn to pay, and after lunch, the cookies came with the bill, we broke them open, and I couldn't believe what it said, "Don't be cheap, pay for lunch", needless to say...
    coloco coloco 61-65, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2009

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    One of the biggest mistakes I ever made was in 2011. My ex and I decided to take a 3 month break. We were always getting into a fight about stupid stuff and I needed air to think...
    SouthernGirl35 SouthernGirl35 31-35, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    The let any single opportunity pass out. Enjoy every single day that you are with your loved ones
    letthetruthprevails letthetruthprevails 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    Is it really that obvious to see other's problems but not your own...is this why Jesus said (paraphrasing) "Take the log out of your eye before you take the speck out of your...
    DarkKnightRanger DarkKnightRanger 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    Remember where you came from and remember where you need to be
    7Actskind 7Actskind 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    thank you lord for my life I am coming home.
    geminigirl54 geminigirl54 36-40, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I'm going to steal Winston Churchill's-"quite frankly I've been bored of you all now for some time."
    sambular1313 sambular1313 31-35, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Tell my first love that I still love you and always will, no matter how far your away from me, no matter who your dating, I will always love you.
    Sofia20122013 Sofia20122013 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I just wanted a doughnut in my mouth
    cupcakedips cupcakedips 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I pretty sure that my last would determine somehow how my life was, and the most beautiful words that i can find can always be I love you....
    juniorluxime juniorluxime 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    "When You Know" by Shawn Colvin from the film, "Serendipity" This song says it all~ the ache I felt in my soul when my beloved and I were separated... now we are together. Five...
    angelwings626 angelwings626 46-50, F 5 days ago

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    if you never cried for me or with me when i lived dont pull out the fake tears now, this aint about you
    FlirtyFunRz FlirtyFunRz 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    this is from a close friend of myself n my man's who is a true brother to us... "I told you I was sick" sick-ill sick minded, sick of ****, full of **** hahaha endless meanings...
    FlirtyFunRz FlirtyFunRz 36-40, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    A Dodge Challenger I don't care what year
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 22-25, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I want to be happy and bw in love with someone just as in love with me. I want to be understood and free .
    Myeyestellu Myeyestellu 41-45, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    What is this feeling of being Green? There is a children's song that I identify with and the lyrics are: "It's not that easy being green Having to spend each day the color of...
    justmerae1 justmerae1 46-50, F 1 Response a week ago

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    what do you think ?
    Migo1 Migo1 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 31

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    you if im lucky enough to so anytime
    newGuy29 newGuy29 26-30, M Jan 29

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    I used to wear whatever I wore for the day, but recently I started wearing nothing at all to bed and I sleep much better this way.
    jroyal32 jroyal32 16-17, M 2 Responses Jan 28

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    Hi I'm Wolfie :) I sleep in my drawws How many you girls sleeps naked ?
    wolffive wolffive 51-55, M 6 Responses Jan 28

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    I think it's invisible from otep it's kinda sad you know....
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 25

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    Without a doubt THE most romantic song of all time is Let's Stay Together by Al Green, in my opinion. To me, the song is immaculate. It's perfect. It's not close to perfect, it's...
    DIlchotome DIlchotome 18-21, M Jan 24

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    Without being too stupid, what do you want, now I mean really want. I am happy with what I have and I get a kick out of life, whilst rolling with the punches it gives me on a daily...
    Toadstoolman Toadstoolman 41-45, M Jan 20

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    Personally I've always thought $10 million and the rest of my life off would probably cover it! But since that doesn't seem remotely likely. I guess I'd settle for an absence of...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 4 Responses Jan 20

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    What is it you desire, be it longterm or short term. What do you want, what is your drive, what makes you tick. What can make your day or destroy it. I want to know what you want
    TheCreatorOfAll TheCreatorOfAll 18-21, M Jan 19

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    tell me what do you think about my profile picture . if you are gonna write a mean comment . I will not care . I love my face and I love how God made me
    hisham98 hisham98 16-17, M Jan 19

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    I'd love to hear what people would do to me
    Christuner666 Christuner666 26-30, M Jan 18

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    I am so curious. So let me know what you would do. Any and everything is permitted. It's not like it'll ever really happen but I find it interesting to imagine.
    Culinaryman23 Culinaryman23 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 18

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    I am the twelve sign....Water, Metal, Aquamarine.... I am the two fish....Pisces....I know what I know because I know who I am and what my mission in this reality is....I am not...
    RainbowBMFF1122 RainbowBMFF1122 51-55, F 1 Response Jan 18

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    Shaking The Habitual: The Knife.You will either love or hate this band. A brother and sister duo from Sweden. Quirky electronics from Olof and manipulated vocals (often...
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 16

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    I'm afraid of the process of dissolving into no-thing. It goes like this: looking at my hands, they start to pixelate, then seperate as it continues down my arm, and body...
    Jalus Jalus 31-35 1 Response Jan 16

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    Oversteps: Autechre.Im not sure you would like this one Minty bear (But Ive been wrong before) :)Glitch, distorted sounds and broken rythms. Very weird stuff indeed...... just how...
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 16

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    Old age. I'm not afraid of death but I am afraid of the deterioration that goes alongside ageing. I don't want to be at the point where even a simple fall is likely to land me in...
    Shoopfli Shoopfli 26-30, F Jan 16

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    I've seen this experience on here and I finally decided I am curious myself, what would you do?
    burgh712009 burgh712009 41-45, M 3 Responses Jan 16

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    I fear what is inside the dark. And that my food/water is poisoned. And that everyone will betray me
    GZPJ GZPJ 13-15, M Jan 15

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    I fear being alone. this makes me hear strange sounds sometimes even human voices and what's more, loneliness always seems to trigger weird stuff to happen around me
    prettykatey prettykatey 18-21, F 4 Responses