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I Want To Know What You Fortune Cookie Says

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    This Is No Joke

    the wife likes chinese food and is always dragging me out for it.  One day we went, it was her turn to pay, and after lunch, the cookies came with the bill, we broke them open, and I couldn't believe what it said, "Don't be cheap, pay for lunch", needless to say...
    coloco coloco 61-65, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2009

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    Highly Amusing

    I went to http://horoscope.excite.co.uk/surprises/fortunecookies to see what my online fortune cookie had to day about me.  I recieved a generic fortune: "Your heart will lead you to great things."  My younger sister, however, tried the same site and got a much more...
    WildMagic WildMagic 26-30, F Jun 1, 2010

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    My Cookies Turned Smartassy

    I have Chinese food pretty much once a week on Fridays and always look forward to my fortune cookie nugget of wisdom or future prediction at the end of the meal. When i crack that cookie open i expect to see something like "Things don’t just happen; they happen just " or...
    trailguide trailguide 36-40, F 13 Responses Feb 25, 2011

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    I've Had Some Great Fortunes In My Life

    but, this one sticks out for me: If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain Not everything and everyone is going to be perfect all the time. You have to take the bad with the good - the down with the up - the frustration with the elation. It's enevitable.... I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2009

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    Encouragement

    Many years ago, after breaking up with my first boyfriend, I was feeling a bit lost. Having been with only the one guy (after having had several girlfriends), I was thinking about finding another guy...but unsure about what was the best way. I was considering going to a gay bar...
    Dragon56 Dragon56 56-60, M Jan 30, 2012

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    Way

    In this little cookie I once found the following note : "Whatever the vicissitudes of your life, be consistent with yourself and seek happiness, so you will find it." I have not found everything now, but my life is not over yet.
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 22, 2011

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    AEHeroine AEHeroine 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    I am 5"6 just so you know. c: You are a sensitive, emotional, and even shy person. You are a romantic in the truest sense. You see people as you wish they were. You tend to be a...
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    I just like to know what people think of me and I like details so I always want to know 😁
    daisyjane17 daisyjane17 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    (This is assuming I do amazing things in the future) "I've done great things and I know whatever comes next this badass will be ready for it... Btw I left the secret to the...
    Nightfang109 Nightfang109 13-15, M Jul 7

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    "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." -Reservior Dogs Whats yours?
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    "Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't." - Bill Nye
    ChildOfTheSixties ChildOfTheSixties 46-50, M Jul 11

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    Number 1 You wanted me dead.......you got your wish........... (This last words is made due to my dad.....yes its true he wishes I were dead........) Number 2 I'll always...
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    "Wait, before I die, I need to tell you where my hidden fortune is...." Ehehehe man that would definitely be considered going out with a bang ;P
    CrownedWithLaurel CrownedWithLaurel 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    You are cheerful, expressive, and creative. You have the heart of an artist, and the whole world is your art project. You are the type of person who says "yes" a lot. You are...
    riruxchan riruxchan 13-15, F Jun 29

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    I do want to know this, al the time, I know that it's a dump question to ask. I should just let it go. What happens happens
    Mangostrawberrybanana Mangostrawberrybanana 31-35, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    What do you think of my profile picture. Personally, I love it
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    LilyOrlovsky LilyOrlovsky 13-15, F 6 Responses Jul 1

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    Is my profile picture attractive? Message me and let me know. New to this!
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    7-2-14This morning the Queen made me wear my maid outfit to finish cleaning the house before our guests get here for the weekend.She made me tired from the list of things to...
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    What do you guys think of my new profile pic?
    LilyOrlovsky LilyOrlovsky 13-15, F 13 Responses Jul 3

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    justateen17 justateen17 18-21, F 7 Responses Jul 3

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    Innocence28 Innocence28 26-30, F Jul 6

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    What would your last words be? Mine would be, "remember me."
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    If I became a cop (I want to be a cop) and I was in a shoot out and the guy had the gun my head I'd say "**** you! See you in H*ll!
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    You can't live your life for other people. You've got to do what's right for you, even if it hurts some people you love. The notebook
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    I know this is getting a bit boring for some people when they see another person asking about their looks haha. But I've got some more comments recently and was just wondering what...
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    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M 2 Responses Jul 7

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    AldousHuxtable AldousHuxtable 41-45, M Jul 12

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