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I Want To Know What You Fortune Cookie Says

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    In this little cookie I once found the following note : "Whatever the vicissitudes of your life, be consistent with yourself and seek happiness, so you will find it." I have not found everything now, but my life is not over yet.
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 22, 2011

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    This Is No Joke

    the wife likes chinese food and is always dragging me out for it.  One day we went, it was her turn to pay, and after lunch, the cookies came with the bill, we broke them open, and I couldn't believe what it said, "Don't be cheap, pay for lunch", needless to say...
    coloco coloco 61-65, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2009

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    Encouragement

    Many years ago, after breaking up with my first boyfriend, I was feeling a bit lost. Having been with only the one guy (after having had several girlfriends), I was thinking about finding another guy...but unsure about what was the best way. I was considering going to a gay bar...
    Dragon56 Dragon56 56-60, M Jan 30, 2012

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    I've Had Some Great Fortunes In My Life

    but, this one sticks out for me: If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain Not everything and everyone is going to be perfect all the time. You have to take the bad with the good - the down with the up - the frustration with the elation. It's enevitable.... I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2009

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    My Cookies Turned Smartassy

    I have Chinese food pretty much once a week on Fridays and always look forward to my fortune cookie nugget of wisdom or future prediction at the end of the meal. When i crack that cookie open i expect to see something like "Things don’t just happen; they happen just " or...
    trailguide trailguide 36-40, F 13 Responses Feb 25, 2011

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    Highly Amusing

    I went to http://horoscope.excite.co.uk/surprises/fortunecookies to see what my online fortune cookie had to day about me.  I recieved a generic fortune: "Your heart will lead you to great things."  My younger sister, however, tried the same site and got a much more...
    WildMagic WildMagic 26-30, F Jun 1, 2010

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    Tonight is cooler in the house but I still need to sleep with a fan. So ill wear pj bottoms and a tank top tonight. What will you be wearing?
    Alwayswantingmore15 Alwayswantingmore15 36-40, F 8 Responses 1 day ago

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    you need to find the person who you can love every day without doubt,every day love each other more and more,touch each others,help each others,you can find it,if that's what makes...
    cleanyoursoul cleanyoursoul 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    I thought you said you knew how to fly ??!!!!
    wolffive wolffive 51-55, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    If I had Netflix I would be probably watching a romantic comedy movie. I love romantic comedy movies. I don't have Netflix, my mom wanted it but we don't have a game system at home...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Hóya (native for see you later)
    Lhokw Lhokw 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    "Hey, kids! Want to see grandpa do a cool trick?"
    TheCallipygist TheCallipygist 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    A not so well know BN release.....Channel Light Vessel are:Roger EnoBill NelsonKate St. JohnLaraajiMayumi Tachibana
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    seriously, this makes me curious. what if I meet up with people here on EP. what would they do? will it be awkward or will we have an awesome time hanging out or something else.
    tns24 tns24 18-21, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    My mom said that my grandmother wanted my first word to be "quilt" (😄grandmas and their knitting) but it came out sounding like "quote" so I want my last word to be "unquote".
    BunheadSalamander BunheadSalamander 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    Get me some nachos? I want nachos right now. Say you'll get me nachos. SAY IT!
    YouCantEscapeMyDemons YouCantEscapeMyDemons 13-15, M 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    You should see the other guy.
    SJ110 SJ110 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    If you had me at your mercy ladies, how what would you do to my balls?
    AndrewChew AndrewChew 18-21, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    My favorite bands are Nirvana and Disturbed. Other ones I listen to are Linkin Park, Godsmack, Nickelback, etc and the artist Simon Curtis. What's yours? :)
    MsFuzzWuzzOreoCat MsFuzzWuzzOreoCat 13-15, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Absorbing people's life force to keep me young. :)
    DreamWarriorBlake DreamWarriorBlake 22-25, M Aug 20

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    Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
    abbiecinnamon abbiecinnamon 16-17 Aug 20

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    My goal was to get out of high school and do something to improve myself as a person. I went to college for two years and then I enlisted in the Air Force and began my training...
    Carson882 Carson882 18-21, M Aug 18

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    Same as everyone else what do u think?
    LonerToMost84 LonerToMost84 16-17, M Aug 18

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    Mine are cyber bully the call and the Cleveland abduction movie.They are amazing.The call and the Cleveland abduction are very scary horrors or to me they were.The Cleveland...
    MusicLover4Eternity MusicLover4Eternity 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    I went to the salon and paid 65 dollars to get roots touched up. A different stylist did it and when she was done she said "it looks a little dark still I might have to go over it...
    Somethinglikethat4 Somethinglikethat4 18-21, F Aug 17

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    For the mere line, "But we loved with a love that was more than love" Annabel Lee BY EDGAR ALLAN POE It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea, That a maiden...
    sleep2dream sleep2dream 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    Don't You Worry Child, cover by Within Temptation.
    AdaButterfly AdaButterfly 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    pajama pants n shirt sets like cookie monster , teenage m turltes spunge bob / cold night s footy onsiee sleeper n a thick diaper
    babylamou babylamou 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 16

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    Here is something I would like to know from the more liberal and risqué members of my circle. Please do not be shy.
    Solitaireman Solitaireman 51-55, M 1 Response Aug 15

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    anyone want to see me in my bright pink footed onesie with little yellow duckies and bubbles printed on it?
    onezee4me onezee4me 56-60 1 Response Aug 15

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    I recall watching an episode of What Would you do on ABC.As i watch each episode i would do the same as many of the people who witness some of the scenarios the Actors and...
    coastiewife36 coastiewife36 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    ***** YOU DEAD! You want my money? Well its in the.*shoot self.*....Good luck biiittttch.... IM READY! HOW ABOUT YOU?
    GaleTheSwift GaleTheSwift 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 12

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    "I'll tell Satan to reserve a seat for you."
    NatashaRose NatashaRose 18-21, F 7 Responses Aug 12

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    *Points finger at random person* "You; you did this to me."
    misanthropicpessimist misanthropicpessimist 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    Quick, there's not much time. If they find out you're related to me they'll kill you. The only way to call them off is to tell them the passphrase. The passphrase is......*dies*
    WalkTwoMoons14 WalkTwoMoons14 18-21, M Aug 12

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    "you might not want to mess with this one, he's not dead."
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 12

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    I can't even believe I'm asking for this. gimme your best shot. And if you're afraid it's too critical for the board, you can pm me.
    mickitg mickitg 41-45, T 1 Response Aug 11

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    I'll give you a really good hint
    yairdjudas999 yairdjudas999 18-21, M Aug 11

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    I feel like I'm opening myself up for disgusting creeps to hit on me, but I'm pretty good at deflecting them so go on and hit me with your best shot.
    JulietteLilyhammer JulietteLilyhammer 26-30, F 4 Responses Aug 11

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    Finally, what took you so long?
    Mossonarock Mossonarock 41-45, M Aug 11

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    and then again, I really don't care. because I am me and I'm not changing for anyone. except me! if you don't like it or wish to accept that fact, then you can go bother someone...
    Openhonestnudist Openhonestnudist 51-55, M 4 Responses Aug 11

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