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I Want To Know What You Fortune Cookie Says

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 30 People

    Encouragement

    Many years ago, after breaking up with my first boyfriend, I was feeling a bit lost. Having been with only the one guy (after having had several girlfriends), I was thinking about finding another guy...but unsure about what was the best way. I was considering going to a gay bar...
    Dragon56 Dragon56 56-60, M Jan 30, 2012

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    This Is No Joke

    the wife likes chinese food and is always dragging me out for it.  One day we went, it was her turn to pay, and after lunch, the cookies came with the bill, we broke them open, and I couldn't believe what it said, "Don't be cheap, pay for lunch", needless to say...
    coloco coloco 61-65, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2009

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    I've Had Some Great Fortunes In My Life

    but, this one sticks out for me: If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain Not everything and everyone is going to be perfect all the time. You have to take the bad with the good - the down with the up - the frustration with the elation. It's enevitable.... I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2009

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    My Cookies Turned Smartassy

    I have Chinese food pretty much once a week on Fridays and always look forward to my fortune cookie nugget of wisdom or future prediction at the end of the meal. When i crack that cookie open i expect to see something like "Things don’t just happen; they happen just " or...
    trailguide trailguide 36-40, F 13 Responses Feb 25, 2011

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    Way

    In this little cookie I once found the following note : "Whatever the vicissitudes of your life, be consistent with yourself and seek happiness, so you will find it." I have not found everything now, but my life is not over yet.
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 22, 2011

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    Highly Amusing

    I went to http://horoscope.excite.co.uk/surprises/fortunecookies to see what my online fortune cookie had to day about me.  I recieved a generic fortune: "Your heart will lead you to great things."  My younger sister, however, tried the same site and got a much more...
    WildMagic WildMagic 26-30, F Jun 1, 2010

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    mother said straight ahead not to delay or be misled. i should have heeded her advice, but he seemed so nice. and he showed me things many wonderful things that i hadn't known...
    AliSandraONeill AliSandraONeill 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    "Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to...
    Cumdumpster22 Cumdumpster22 51-55 1 day ago

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    The fosters, the walking dead, sword art online, black butler, psycho pass, the human centipede (Lmao), cyberbully, tlc stuff, documentaries and more. Also Is there any shows you...
    Emsickles Emsickles 13-15, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Mine would say either "What you lookin at?" or "Did not forward a chain email".
    TallMtnMan TallMtnMan 41-45, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I see worms I see dirt now I see your **** stained skirt or get off my lawn or i'll be seeing you soon roses are red violets are blue I hate people especially you...
    Multicolour12 Multicolour12 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    Can't wait to see you all in hell xD
    CallMeNobody CallMeNobody 13-15, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    It would say "So long you ****** *******"
    SoulCoffee SoulCoffee 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    I told you knuckleheads I was sick!
    texaspilot texaspilot 46-50, M 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    Iron Maiden is my no.1 m/ :3 ♥ Then there are: Black Label Society, Ac/Dc, Three Days Grace, Starset, Ramones, Misfits, Offspring, Pankreas, Masinko, Sabaton, Pearl Jam, RHCP...
    Yunocorn Yunocorn 13-15, F a week ago

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    I loved her, but if we were being honest, this is what Grandma's tombstone would say.
    PowerBroker PowerBroker 36-40, M 1 Response a week ago

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    You cant go wrong with a bit of The Stranglers now and then :) 
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M Jul 23

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    Mine is Pulp Fiction (hence the username) What's yours?
    Pulpnonfiction Pulpnonfiction 18-21, M Jul 23

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    Absolutely nothing as I like the freedom it affords me. Since I sleep alone other than people on this site no one else knows
    gregclark gregclark 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    Want you to make me feel Like I'm the only girl in the world Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love Like I'm the only one who knows your heart Only girl in the world Like I'm...
    livewire0410 livewire0410 36-40, F Jul 22

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    I want to know all the cool music! (I assume you listen to cool music, you're all cool people so...) Give me some recommendations!
    Kirit0kun Kirit0kun 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    You better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone for the times they are a-changin.
    ChangingFaces5 ChangingFaces5 26-30 1 Response Jul 22

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    Let me tell you about the treasure. Its buried-
    WhiskeyRoger369 WhiskeyRoger369 16-17, M 2 Responses Jul 22

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    God...dam it this isn't the end I wanted...I may be broken and battered but I'll go down killing as many as I can...
    GaleTheSwift GaleTheSwift 16-17, M Jul 21

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    I remember You when maybe no one else remembered you ...but I really remembered you.
    AwakenEdge AwakenEdge 41-45, F Jul 21

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    What is it about love ballads? the are just so very awesome!
    AwakenEdge AwakenEdge 41-45, F 7 Responses Jul 21

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    Just let me go in peace. lol you want to know what my last words would be and then you say I need to make my story longer? come on EP...get with the program.
    flirtingjoe flirtingjoe 61-65, M Jul 21

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    Right now I am listening to Slipknot- The devil in I. This song reminds me of a rough time I have battling my inner demons that want me to destroy myself.
    WokenandOpen WokenandOpen 31-35, M Jul 21

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    U & Me forever this way www.nidhisuraj.com There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few...
    evan003 evan003 18-21, F Jul 21

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    I'm watching Arrow, Alaska State Troopers, The Tomorrow People, The 100, and just finished Halo 4, Turbo and all of the How To Train Your Dragon movies & TV series...all of which...
    CowboyUpPride CowboyUpPride 41-45, M Jul 21

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    "Do me a favor and carry on with your life, I already did my share."
    Kumaline Kumaline 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    :) The smile says it all.
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    I tend to read history, philosophy and literature, but I don't limit myself. I do try and focus on quality of content. What do you read?
    distancerunner distancerunner 70+, M Jul 19

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    clothes for today .Today i got up early to do some household jobs i put on a red pencil skirt with a skinny black belt a black scoop neck short sleeved t shirt underneath i have on...
    daverick daverick 51-55, M Jul 19

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    Today was a white silk slip, panties, a white cotton blouse, beige calf length skirt, white knee highs, and brown ballet flats. The color coordination was spot on for what I wanted...
    wistfulmiles wistfulmiles 51-55, T 4 Responses Jul 18

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    You're profile likes and dislikes. Ever hear about the Forfar castle by Edenburg?
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 16

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    I just finished the third and the last book in the Lotus War series, Endsinger. The Lotus War books series is a Japanese steampunk with mythical creatures, civil unrest, and a...
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F Jul 14

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    I'm curious as to what sort of person other people perceive me as. So be honest please.
    HandsomePrince1 HandsomePrince1 16-17, M 2 Responses Jul 14

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    yeah, I'm really curious as to what people think I'm like after checking my profile out, so let me know here!!
    emjagrace emjagrace 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    "Which one of you am I going to haunt today? HahahA."
    WokenandOpen WokenandOpen 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 10

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    most of my cosines and my friends study there and they say to me it's a great country with a great people, and yes you 'll see some bad or racist people but it's like any place in...
    westawy westawy 18-21, M Jul 10

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    I have mixed feelings. On one hand, as a Canadian, The U.S. protects us from anything and everything. Yes, the states gives Canada a lot of grief environmentally and economically...
    oink360 oink360 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 10