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I Want To Know What You Fortune Cookie Says

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 31 People

    My Cookies Turned Smartassy

    I have Chinese food pretty much once a week on Fridays and always look forward to my fortune cookie nugget of wisdom or future prediction at the end of the meal. When i crack that cookie open i expect to see something like "Things don’t just happen; they happen just " or...
    trailguide trailguide 36-40, F 13 Responses Feb 25, 2011

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    I've Had Some Great Fortunes In My Life

    but, this one sticks out for me: If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain Not everything and everyone is going to be perfect all the time. You have to take the bad with the good - the down with the up - the frustration with the elation. It's enevitable.... I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2009

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    Way

    In this little cookie I once found the following note : "Whatever the vicissitudes of your life, be consistent with yourself and seek happiness, so you will find it." I have not found everything now, but my life is not over yet.
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 22, 2011

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    This Is No Joke

    the wife likes chinese food and is always dragging me out for it.  One day we went, it was her turn to pay, and after lunch, the cookies came with the bill, we broke them open, and I couldn't believe what it said, "Don't be cheap, pay for lunch", needless to say...
    coloco coloco 61-65, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2009

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    Encouragement

    Many years ago, after breaking up with my first boyfriend, I was feeling a bit lost. Having been with only the one guy (after having had several girlfriends), I was thinking about finding another guy...but unsure about what was the best way. I was considering going to a gay bar...
    Dragon56 Dragon56 56-60, M Jan 30, 2012

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    Highly Amusing

    I went to http://horoscope.excite.co.uk/surprises/fortunecookies to see what my online fortune cookie had to day about me.  I recieved a generic fortune: "Your heart will lead you to great things."  My younger sister, however, tried the same site and got a much more...
    WildMagic WildMagic 26-30, F Jun 1, 2010

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    My personality color says I am:- Loving, kind, generous and sensitive to the needs of others.- Friendly and approachable with a warmth and softness others are drawn to.- Nurturer...
    BeautifulAbigail BeautifulAbigail 46-50, F Nov 24

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    "You can sit next to me if you want.." "Run, Forest! Run!" "Mommy always says, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You just never know what you are going to get." Movie--Forest...
    FocusOnPlan FocusOnPlan 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 28

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    Father Jerry (Pat O'Brien) asking Rocky (James Cagney) to "turn yellow" for the sake of the kids in the movie Angels With Dirty Faces, 1938. Jerry wants Rocky to behave in a way so...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 29

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    And I also want to know what you think it is and why I chose it and what the choice tells you about me and your suggestions for improving my profile photo for next time! Be...
    HelenTarnation HelenTarnation 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 6

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    I do, I have lots of stories, and lots of experiences. I would like to know what you think about me when you see it.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 6

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    Haha thought mine was interesting (March 26) It says: You're a charmer with a killer sense of humor. You are very demanding, but you can also be very understanding. No matter...
    ALostSiren ALostSiren 13-15, F Nov 26

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    I am just plain interested about what you wear
    bacon62 bacon62 51-55, M 8 Responses Nov 25

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    Ya' know what though, I don't mind. I mean if my muscles ache, it's because I've used 'em. It's hard for me to walk up them steps now, its 'cuz I walked up 'em every night to lay...
    tanlinesandtattoos tanlinesandtattoos 36-40, F Nov 28

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    oud,incense,amber,jasmine,gardenia,wood,patchouli,cloves,saffron,fresh brewed coffee,italian food(the garlic when it's being cooked),cookies right outta the oven,toasted bread,tom...
    lifelesspie lifelesspie 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    My birth stone says no truth: The diamond is something that has been being used for good and for bad for many years The diamond is something that has been tossed into a rich mans...
    Autumnflowers Autumnflowers 18-21, F Dec 3

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    I met my ex in March. He was very affectionate, sweet, asking for me to not to leave. At first, I was full of doubts, insecurities, fears. I suffer from anxiety and depression...
    hanna1983 hanna1983 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 18

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    I wanted to know.. based on my photo.. What do you thing it's my name? :)
    Fofitupida Fofitupida 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 28

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    What I believe... That is a question. I was raised in the church and started questioning when I was a teenager. My fathers attempt to keep me from studying other religions only...
    Dahlia2020 Dahlia2020 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    To my older brother: I love you so much. Thank you for being my best friend and raising me. I know you're proud of who I've become, and know that I'm the way I am because of you...
    SkollHati SkollHati 18-21, M Nov 18

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    Wake up! Wake up! You were having another nightmare. Scarlett: Oh, Rhett. I was so cold and hungry and so tired I couldn't find it. I ran through the mist and I couldn't find it...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 3 Responses Nov 27

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    If you didn't already know my name, what do you think it would be? I'm curious haha :)
    brimc7 brimc7 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 28

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    If you didn't know my name, what would you guess it to be? :)
    Gemz2411 Gemz2411 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 29

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    What about me!? What's my name? :)
    PassionateIndifference PassionateIndifference 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 29

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    Dances with wolves! Such an amazing move that shows what can happen if we stop to understand people rather then do what we are told.
    KRam42 KRam42 36-40, M Nov 29

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    Since half of you people don't even know my name..... What do you think my name should be? 😊🌝🌚
    burnedmemories burnedmemories 16-17, F 4 Responses Nov 29

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    I dont want to sound weird and crazy, but i have this feeling that it'll be soon. I dont know if anyone else has the gut feeling as i do. I just wanted to be able to understand why...
    odessa94 odessa94 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    What do y'all think of the real me?
    LegendaryHero7 LegendaryHero7 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 19

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    "Nothing could go wrong!" What about you guys??
    YitzchakWinternitz YitzchakWinternitz 16-17, M 3 Responses Nov 19

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    Exile On Coldharbour Lane.Mixing Rock, Blues, Electronic, Gospel and Hip-Hop Imto something real special :)P.S. Thanks Nick. I hope you found happiness. RIP my friend. 
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 20

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    Showmeshowmeshowme how you do that trick the one that makes me scream sea sick :D
    HeartLion85 HeartLion85 26-30 Nov 20

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    Yesterday I thought I'd try something new for our dinner.I was going to cook Gammon Steaks with boiled butter potatoes ( my family do like buttered potatoes )With a bread sauce...
    Mmmcherries Mmmcherries 46-50, F 7 Responses Nov 21

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    This is what happened to the musical part of The Human League when when the girlies joined :)
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 22

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    Type O Negative - I Don't Wanna Be Me [OFFICIAL V?: http://youtu.be/LXIWRan3XGY
    Myzery Myzery 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 24

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    I'm born August fourteen what's my Celtic sign
    lolitaho lolitaho 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 26

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    I don't think I've ever put my name here, but I really do wanna know.
    Pancake17 Pancake17 13-15, M 3 Responses Nov 28

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    The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return. -Moulin Rouge
    tiaa26 tiaa26 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 28

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    The ability to freeze time outside of a bubble around me that extended from the surface of my skin to say 50 ft or so at my discretion. What would I do with said power? I would...
    LOMD LOMD 31-35, M 4 Responses Nov 28

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    You can't bullshit a bullshiter
    klr0788 klr0788 26-30, F 3 Responses Nov 28

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    The Ability to Create. I could make new worlds, new things, recreate myself and anything I want.
    RedCatHunting RedCatHunting 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 29

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    What dya think ^_^ .
    ImagineTheMelody ImagineTheMelody 13-15, F 12 Responses Nov 29

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    "You've always had the power, my dear. You just had to learn it for yourself." --Wizard of Oz
    sunnygrlamy sunnygrlamy 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    A 50 pence Charity shop findWhat ever happened to David Gray?.... He was everywhere for a while but then disappeared without a trace. :)
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 2 Responses Nov 29

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    I would just want to be fast like the flash
    bubbadew2424 bubbadew2424 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 29

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    Please read my profile and tell me what do you guys think of me
    dev6111 dev6111 16-17, M 1 Response Nov 30

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