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I Want To Know What You Fortune Cookie Says

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    In this little cookie I once found the following note : "Whatever the vicissitudes of your life, be consistent with yourself and seek happiness, so you will find it." I have not found everything now, but my life is not over yet.
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 22, 2011

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    My Cookies Turned Smartassy

    I have Chinese food pretty much once a week on Fridays and always look forward to my fortune cookie nugget of wisdom or future prediction at the end of the meal. When i crack that cookie open i expect to see something like "Things don’t just happen; they happen just " or...
    trailguide trailguide 36-40, F 13 Responses Feb 25, 2011

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    This Is No Joke

    the wife likes chinese food and is always dragging me out for it.  One day we went, it was her turn to pay, and after lunch, the cookies came with the bill, we broke them open, and I couldn't believe what it said, "Don't be cheap, pay for lunch", needless to say...
    coloco coloco 61-65, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2009

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    Highly Amusing

    I went to http://horoscope.excite.co.uk/surprises/fortunecookies to see what my online fortune cookie had to day about me.  I recieved a generic fortune: "Your heart will lead you to great things."  My younger sister, however, tried the same site and got a much more...
    WildMagic WildMagic 26-30, F Jun 1, 2010

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    I've Had Some Great Fortunes In My Life

    but, this one sticks out for me: If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain Not everything and everyone is going to be perfect all the time. You have to take the bad with the good - the down with the up - the frustration with the elation. It's enevitable.... I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2009

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    Encouragement

    Many years ago, after breaking up with my first boyfriend, I was feeling a bit lost. Having been with only the one guy (after having had several girlfriends), I was thinking about finding another guy...but unsure about what was the best way. I was considering going to a gay bar...
    Dragon56 Dragon56 56-60, M Jan 30, 2012

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    Life is like a box of chocolates; you'll never know what you're gonna get. -Forest Gump
    GhostNinja64 GhostNinja64 18-21, M Oct 2

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    Hmmm interested to know what name would suit my judging by my profile picture! Thanks guys
    drunkinlove23 drunkinlove23 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 25

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    If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love- bodhi point break
    maridoneka maridoneka 18-21, M Oct 1

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    It's Not What You Know, It's What You Can Prove.
    Eriannaa Eriannaa 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 1

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    You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic...
    AnxietyDepressionExhausted AnxietyDepressionExhausted 16-17, F Oct 2

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    Ohh man, I totally want to know what people think of me after taking a look at my profile. Hopefully it's not too off the wall! I swear I'm not crazy....hahaha
    drunkinlove23 drunkinlove23 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 3

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    What you believe is yours to decide - the fourth kind, starring mila hovovich
    kiddishguy kiddishguy 26-30, M Oct 2

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    I think there is a God or higher spiritual power out there, but I am not part of any religion. I find it horribly pretentious at times, sometimes when I look at people who call...
    AngelofPink AngelofPink 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 16

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    A pull-up and plastic pants and sometimes a shirt. I'm gonna buy a shirt that says "I'm a wetter and proud" it's gonna be cool
    KingWetter KingWetter 18-21, M 4 Responses Oct 3

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    Teacher says whenever a bell rings an angel gets its wings
    phoenixprincess phoenixprincess 70+, F 2 Responses Oct 2

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    What is your favorite movie? mine is the lord of the rings. What is the best movie that I should watch?
    Derek1995 Derek1995 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 29

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    Yeah, cmon lets do this thing. You stalk a lil bit my profile and tell me what do you think about me :D I'll do the same if you want me to! READY SET GO!
    LadyWhatever LadyWhatever 18-21, F Oct 3

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    I would like to know.. especially if you've read more than 5 of my stories.. just sayin'.... if I'm that interesting, I would like to know.....
    ShimmerSquirrels13 ShimmerSquirrels13 22-25, F Oct 4

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    Hey, I just found this website by chance,typed my name and here's what i was given. Oh,by the way,this is total rubbish.Almost none of this is true.Quite funny though. Enjoy! Your...
    samy666 samy666 18-21, F Oct 10

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    Lol what does it look my name should be? XD
    ChanelLove12 ChanelLove12 70+, F 7 Responses Sep 25

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    Yeah why not, what do you think my name should be? You can get a look of who I am by looking at my profile.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 25

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    What should my name be :) ooo this is interesting ha
    Butterflyfairy23 Butterflyfairy23 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 25

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    What do you think my name should be?
    Lilwillbe Lilwillbe 13-15, F Sep 26

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    Too many to mention. All depends what I'm in the mood for.
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Sep 28

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    Wow! Can I only name one? A few brought me to real tears and I think i must consider them as best I guess: Schindler's List, Pay it Forward, Changeling, Erin Brockovich (spell) Yes...
    DoodleMe2Day DoodleMe2Day 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 29

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    I'm a ENFJ, so what is your?
    Custos1 Custos1 18-21, M Sep 29

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    Loads of good'uns. Just depends on your taste. Goodfellas I think is the best of the mob type movies. The deer hunter I rate highly as you see a before,during and after Vietnam...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Sep 29

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    My favorite movie quote would be from the Lion King. "The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it"
    pinkmorocco pinkmorocco 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 1

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    May the force be with you - Yoda, Star Wars
    GetYourFreakOn GetYourFreakOn 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 1

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    "I'm going to take a pillowcase and full it full of bars of soap and beat the **** out of you" Stepbrothers
    drunkinlove23 drunkinlove23 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 1

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    "What's The Number For 911?"
    Eriannaa Eriannaa 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 1

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    "Ok, here's a scenario for you. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I got a luscious V of hear running from my chest pubes down to my ball...
    guyzerp1 guyzerp1 16-17, M 3 Responses Oct 1

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    "Some infinities are larger than other infinities" and no, not because I'm obsessed with wanting an "Augustus". I choose this quote because it's true. We all feel like we've lived...
    Theycallherelly Theycallherelly 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 1

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    Have you ever met anyone named Mclovin?
    TheDonnieLama TheDonnieLama 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 1

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    You count three mister, you'll never hear the man count ten. John Wayne The Quiet Man
    Leeza1964 Leeza1964 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 1

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    You is kind. You is smart. You is important. -The Help
    aliciayaya8999 aliciayaya8999 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 1

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    Nothing will ever beat "I just want to **** this burrito!"
    FOBIsPerfection FOBIsPerfection 18-21, F Oct 2

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    "You can't turn your back on family, even when they do." Dominic Toretto-Fast and the Furious
    ChristianDreamer ChristianDreamer 18-21, F Oct 2

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    Always something girly!!! lol i mainly sleep wearing a cami and thong,, most times its satin. If its colder ill wear thigh highs sheer tights as well. Sometimes ill wear a...
    xXSamanthaCDXx xXSamanthaCDXx 31-35, M Oct 2

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    Annie:"Get your head out of your *******, in fact, out of her *******, which I'm sure is perfectly bleached!" From Bridesmaids
    SlothQueen SlothQueen 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 2

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    Fat,drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son. Dean Wormer from "Animal House" also you boys mind if we dance with your dates
    Penguin47 Penguin47 66-70, M Oct 2

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    "Can you see my eye twitching?" -shrek "A kiss is a kiss" - princess Diaries
    kiddishguy kiddishguy 26-30, M Oct 2

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    I've tried sleeping in the nude . But I have difficulties getting to sleep. It's supposed to be the best way to get a good nights sleep as your body regulates the heat and cools...
    HomeJamesASD HomeJamesASD 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 3

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    I know I'm asking for trouble, but feel free to have a look
    Bogart67 Bogart67 41-45, M Oct 3

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    You can be brutally honest, it would give me new insight. But don't hate. ;)
    kiddishguy kiddishguy 26-30, M Oct 3

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    I wear nothing. I have evolved - was not always this way. Now, it's actually very difficult to sleep in anything. There's just something about skin against clean sheets that is...
    gothamguy69 gothamguy69 41-45, M Oct 3

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