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I Want To Know What You Fortune Cookie Says

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 31 People

    My Cookies Turned Smartassy

    I have Chinese food pretty much once a week on Fridays and always look forward to my fortune cookie nugget of wisdom or future prediction at the end of the meal. When i crack that cookie open i expect to see something like "Things don’t just happen; they happen just " or...
    trailguide trailguide 36-40, F 13 Responses Feb 25, 2011

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    This Is No Joke

    the wife likes chinese food and is always dragging me out for it.  One day we went, it was her turn to pay, and after lunch, the cookies came with the bill, we broke them open, and I couldn't believe what it said, "Don't be cheap, pay for lunch", needless to say...
    coloco coloco 61-65, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2009

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    Way

    In this little cookie I once found the following note : "Whatever the vicissitudes of your life, be consistent with yourself and seek happiness, so you will find it." I have not found everything now, but my life is not over yet.
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 22, 2011

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    Encouragement

    Many years ago, after breaking up with my first boyfriend, I was feeling a bit lost. Having been with only the one guy (after having had several girlfriends), I was thinking about finding another guy...but unsure about what was the best way. I was considering going to a gay bar...
    Dragon56 Dragon56 56-60, M Jan 30, 2012

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    I've Had Some Great Fortunes In My Life

    but, this one sticks out for me: If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain Not everything and everyone is going to be perfect all the time. You have to take the bad with the good - the down with the up - the frustration with the elation. It's enevitable.... I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2009

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    Highly Amusing

    I went to http://horoscope.excite.co.uk/surprises/fortunecookies to see what my online fortune cookie had to day about me.  I recieved a generic fortune: "Your heart will lead you to great things."  My younger sister, however, tried the same site and got a much more...
    WildMagic WildMagic 26-30, F Jun 1, 2010

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    OK well I have been having problems with my husband. We have been together for about 15 years now and we have always had issues. Its been said that I ignore the problems we have. I...
    starrynight5 starrynight5 41-45, F 5 days ago

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    I am very comfortable with my plans if and when an out break occurs. Whether it be zombies or just a deadly virus I know where to go and what to do. Luckily everyone dear to me is...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M Feb 16

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    Private, do you know what three up and three down mean? Robin Williams as Private Kronhaure responds, End of an inning?
    whynotwny whynotwny 61-65, M 2 Responses Feb 3

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    My favorite movie is The Help. Comment what yours is :)
    Erinn2 Erinn2 16-17, F 3 Responses Feb 19

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    Who ever wants to share your music need these 4 AWESOME ndroid apps...Soundwave,Speaksy,SoundCloud,Pinger Chat!!
    brz44MI brz44MI 46-50, M Feb 20

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    Part 2: Escape ~ I picked myself up from the floor and started heading towards the parking lot. I needed a car so I was going to steal one, but I didn't know how to steal a car...
    QueerJedi QueerJedi 18-21, M 1 Response Feb 21

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    More Electronic Music from out on the fringes of known space. Well.......London actually :)  
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 7

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    Uh, I don't know about y'all but I would sh!t myself.
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 8

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    I am the Earth element. I agree with what it said about me too.
    BlueEyes614 BlueEyes614 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 9

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    Well if Ragnarok was around the corner I would know because Heimdall would sound the horn and I would await the glorious fight.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 10

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    Regarding abortion - It heralds the end of humanity , if a mother can kill her own child ,then what is left for me to kill you , and you to kill me ? there is nothing -Mother...
    missreeedy missreeedy 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 13

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    I know it's too cold for the top I wore outside but its not in the warm laundry area of the basement. Off white and black one shoulder top (strapless bra) with jeans and wedge flip...
    AliciaHalfcat AliciaHalfcat 36-40, T 1 Response Feb 15

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    He did what he loved f**king b**ches and getting money
    Brandasaurus15 Brandasaurus15 13-15, M 2 Responses Feb 16

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    I got plans and that's all you need know to-be-zombies
    Dantherainbowgenuisfish Dantherainbowgenuisfish 13-15 Feb 17

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    I'd act like one I'd avoid them in case I'd dig a home under the ground I'd befriend some dangerous animal and ask them to protect me I'd find survivors I'd build a flimsy gun out...
    Denzebarrrn Denzebarrrn 18-21, M Feb 17

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    I've thought about this a lot. As the zombies would almost definitely attack at night I would kill my smaller pets painlessly (mallet to the head and then stabbing in the tiny...
    Blondiex15 Blondiex15 36-40, F 7 Responses Feb 19

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    SEXBOX: Never Mind The B*****ks: The Sex PistolsThe Sex Pistols only released  one proper album..... but what an album!! :)
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 2 Responses Feb 19

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    Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good. I'd just take my seriquil and just go to sleep!
    NG725324 NG725324 41-45, M Feb 9

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    Absolutely! We all come at life from different places. That's what makes us all interesting. But if you don't listen to the story, you have no way of understanding.
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Feb 9

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    The Ambient Version. Moby.Ive played this before Minty bear... I think you liked it... :)
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 11

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    I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, just go ahead bc you are ugly as **** u lil hoe
    lilbiatch lilbiatch 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 16

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    **** you all ... Lol jk I love you ..
    Guy1618 Guy1618 13-15, M Feb 16

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    I love films especially animated films and my favorite studio is Studio Ghibli. Tryin to pick a favorite move out of all the incredible movies they made feels like trying to pick...
    Desrass Desrass 18-21, M Feb 19

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    You Me At Six, 3 Doors Down, Three Days Grace, Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce The Veil, Arctic Monkeys, Green Day, Neck Deep, La Dispute..
    jandelrey jandelrey 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 20

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    Paramore is like #1. But I also love One Direction, 5SOS, You Me At Six, The 1975, The Neighbourhood, The Cab, M83, Foster The People, Metric, R5, The Killers...just to mention...
    MissPeruvian MissPeruvian 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 20

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    My Chemical Romance, Bring me the Horizon, Fall out Boy, Crown the Empire, Former Vandal, Linsey Sterling, WBTBWB, coldplay, and this will destroy you.
    mountainseal mountainseal 16-17, F 3 Responses Feb 20

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    Hanoi Rocks is still my favorite.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y4sw1wZDFtc
    MTBlake33 MTBlake33 22-25, M Feb 20

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    a great aussie icon for you Hypnotia:)
    mintybear2 mintybear2 41-45, F 2 Responses Feb 21

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    favorite bands, and favorite songs from them. falling in reverse,the drug in my is you and sink or swim; hollywood undead, bullet; pierce the veil, king for a day; my chemical...
    andylovesyou23 andylovesyou23 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 21

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    Some wont understand until you leave... The minute you walk away, you'll become the best they ever had....its crazy how loss triggers love......
    SweetEmotions SweetEmotions 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 23

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    Telekinesis. You could lift things, float/fly, move things, and just about anything
    kingbrizo kingbrizo 18-21 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Happy Birthday Jaz Coleman. Thank you for the music thats been part of my life for over 35 years. Often copied. Never bettered!
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    What are the top five songs that sum you up the best, or that you just love? Mine are: Tegan and Sara- The Con Haim- If I Could Change Your Mind Bleachers- Wild Heart The 1975...
    QueerCobweb QueerCobweb 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    Peasants, Pigs and Astronauts: Kula ShakerPsychedelic rock with more than a hint of Indian music thrown in for good measure :) A nice little 50p Charity Shop find.
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    :)
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response