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I Want To Know What You Fortune Cookie Says

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 31 People

    My Cookies Turned Smartassy

    I have Chinese food pretty much once a week on Fridays and always look forward to my fortune cookie nugget of wisdom or future prediction at the end of the meal. When i crack that cookie open i expect to see something like "Things don’t just happen; they happen just " or...
    trailguide trailguide 36-40, F 13 Responses Feb 25, 2011

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    I've Had Some Great Fortunes In My Life

    but, this one sticks out for me: If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain Not everything and everyone is going to be perfect all the time. You have to take the bad with the good - the down with the up - the frustration with the elation. It's enevitable.... I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 4, 2009

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    Encouragement

    Many years ago, after breaking up with my first boyfriend, I was feeling a bit lost. Having been with only the one guy (after having had several girlfriends), I was thinking about finding another guy...but unsure about what was the best way. I was considering going to a gay bar...
    Dragon56 Dragon56 56-60, M Jan 30, 2012

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    Way

    In this little cookie I once found the following note : "Whatever the vicissitudes of your life, be consistent with yourself and seek happiness, so you will find it." I have not found everything now, but my life is not over yet.
    juliegirlie juliegirlie 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 22, 2011

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    Highly Amusing

    I went to http://horoscope.excite.co.uk/surprises/fortunecookies to see what my online fortune cookie had to day about me.  I recieved a generic fortune: "Your heart will lead you to great things."  My younger sister, however, tried the same site and got a much more...
    WildMagic WildMagic 26-30, F Jun 1, 2010

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    This Is No Joke

    the wife likes chinese food and is always dragging me out for it.  One day we went, it was her turn to pay, and after lunch, the cookies came with the bill, we broke them open, and I couldn't believe what it said, "Don't be cheap, pay for lunch", needless to say...
    coloco coloco 61-65, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2009

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    pretty much what the question says. im my hardest critic. id like real opinions from real people. just say what you feel.
    mlperry90 mlperry90 22-25, M Mar 5

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    A "Freak Number" is a number that is given to show how what sexual acts that you do or want to do. You can give it to yourself or someone else can give it to you. One would be...
    RationalCutie RationalCutie 22-25, F 4 Responses Mar 9

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    For all of my close friends on here: Ev, Koda, Cody, Mark, Cosmic, Anu, Andres, and everyone else on here. I want you to tell the truth about me. I want to know exactly what you...
    Destinyyy Destinyyy 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 12

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    I that's very important to think about because I feel like if you'd asked an considerable amount of average citizens this question. I would think that the majority would not know...
    awsome2 awsome2 18-21, T Mar 9

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    Cooked? Does it count or is it just considered "prepared"? Whatever. I made salsa. And it is the most delicious salsa I've had for a while. Don't you just love it fresh as opposed...
    TigersEyeAndTurquoise TigersEyeAndTurquoise 70+, F Mar 8

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    If I add you it does not mean I want to perv you just means I want to follow your post :)
    TouchesClouds TouchesClouds 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    What's yours? Mine's the Harry Potter theme music. Always did love the music to those movies. :) http://youtu.be/zCNHVMIYqiA
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 3 Responses 23 mins ago

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    my ringtone is folk song. is there a website where you can download others for free?
    peppit peppit 36-40, M 14 hrs ago

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    This pic was taken today before I went to work. Don't be mean I know it is dumb to ask people their opinion of yourself but I just wanted to see what people have to say.
    Melanie15 Melanie15 16-17, F 32 Responses Mar 23

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    "She actually did it this time. Success finally brought her to the place where she belongs." Or "She will probably crawl out of this grave just to make a point" Or "See how...
    Rosaalie Rosaalie 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 9

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    What do you guys think of my profile picture?
    JessicaChen99 JessicaChen99 16-17, F Mar 9

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    I am cancer :) yay me what are you?
    Sparkles4Soul Sparkles4Soul 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 11

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    I know that Minty bears wouldnt like this.... Very LOUD!!! 
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 12

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    "I guess you could say his life was a mess But he's still lookin pretty in this dress"
    fireraven23 fireraven23 18-21, M Mar 14

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    I have two daughters. One who left home three years ago and who hasn't spoken to me in over a year. The oldest who left home a year ago. It was a mutual parting. Divorce...
    snowberry75 snowberry75 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 18

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    I'm a Scorpio. What are you?
    TheDemonsWithin TheDemonsWithin 13-15, M Mar 22

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    Hey, people in my circle!!! What's your Zodiac sign?? I've been meeting a lot of Taurus people lately, some Pisces and Air Signs of course! What's your Zodiac sign?
    JourneyOfLife JourneyOfLife 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 23

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    Direct, verbally, winks.. Complements on their clothes jewellery, body. Whatever is genuine.
    Bodhichitta Bodhichitta 26-30, M 6 days ago

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    I wouldn't want to change much about myself even if I had a chance by a miracle. I'm content with my personality. I like the color of my eyes, the shape of my lips and face. I use...
    TheEnduringSunrise TheEnduringSunrise 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    Well. Nothing much!..... Other than maybe my weight, my height, my age, place where I live, mistakes I've made, people I've lost, those I've hung on to!, my job,....tell you what...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'd love to change my constant worrying about what people think about me. I just don't want to care anymore.
    Skuggington Skuggington 16-17, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Hmmmm.... This is kind of interesting.... If you really must know my ringtone is VIBRATE! That's right the one and only pleasurable noise... On the desk it can almost vibrate it...
    HotMessExpress101 HotMessExpress101 31-35, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    I had forgotten what a good album this is. 
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Mine is "Str8 Outta Mumbai" by Jai Paul ?? what's yours?
    jac408 jac408 16-17, F 15 hrs ago

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    Something funny maybe? 'She was late to everything, even her own funeral' or 'Here lies an atheist- all dressed up and nowhere to go'. Or something morbid, like 'think of me as...
    kaleidoscopic21 kaleidoscopic21 13-15, F Mar 7

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    If you can read this, get off my boobs.
    itsaggggthang itsaggggthang 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 9

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    I am Sagittarius ??and I rely think that Sagittarius are the people who are hard working .You cannot tell them how to live they have their own way...and they are funny ??
    AreejMalik AreejMalik 18-21, F Mar 11

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    Goodnight ..... Hypnotia Love you .. XXXX
    mintybear2 mintybear2 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 14

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    This is how I hope heaven is like, but I would be very happy if God/Jesus would surprise me with a place beyond by wildest dreams... I hope the sky and the wildlife is bright and...
    TheEnduringSunrise TheEnduringSunrise 18-21, F Mar 14

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    Some days it is a pretty dress and others (today) it is jeans and a sweater. looking at the photo, you can see why!
    tvCorinne tvCorinne 51-55, T 13 Responses Mar 20

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    Ohhh....you didn't read it? Guess that explains the totally irrelevant and inappropriate message you sent me...
    Intotheunknown Intotheunknown 46-50, F 1 Response a week ago

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    What I am doing right now. Talking with a buddy on EP. Other than that EP is not very active at the moment. Eating a can of ravioli .. grunt style .. Open can, pour on the tabasco...
    jimdude420 jimdude420 51-55, M 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    and its ok if you don't got one........ but my middle name is Raleigh. Safaa Raleigh W. which is also the capital of North Carolina (one of the 50 states) where my mom is from. and...
    ThatOneSomaliGirl ThatOneSomaliGirl 13-15, F 60 Responses Mar 5

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    It's A Monday. I just arrived home from work. It was a wonderful day. The weather has really warmed up nicely. This morning I took a young lady up for her volunteer work at...
    snowberry75 snowberry75 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 9

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    I find the little things important, because it is the little things that matters to me. Things that are worth more than gold, but don't cost money. Such as, if I message you that I...
    Hisoko Hisoko 18-21, F Mar 10

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    and it was boring as hell. YOU SUCK!
    MaxSinner MaxSinner 26-30, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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