Lessons Not Taught In Class - One of the first things i learned was when you hear a shot you hit the ground.
Second was bullets and guns dont kill rival gangs do.
Ok, I am in a long distance relationship. Almost 2 years now. My boyfriend has trust issues, he had trouble trusting me because in his past relationships he was cheated on, every...
Chevy Camaro Yes, I'm American but I'm not a big fan of muscle cars. I don't dream of V8s and 1/4 mile times. To some people, that's borderline blasphemy, but I don't give a damn...
Next time be careful before you give flower. You may not want to give Tulip to your mother-in-law, lol
Here are the meaning of flowers that I thought interesting to know...
Someone shrank me to 6 inches tall, tied my hands and feet together, then tied a string tightly around my balls and attached the other end to the bumper of a remote control car...
Since I will have no money for a burial. I will be buried in a city grave, no name just a number. I have lived all my adult life with my parents up until the died. I never left...
This is purely for curiosity purposes, I really want to know how other people perceieve me just by looking at my profile and reading the stories on it.
I've been placed under the floorboards in the center of a large room. My hands and feet are tied, and I'm gagged. Someone has squeezed my balls, one at a time, through a hole in...
You're walking through a park one day when you come across a group of teenage girls. They're standing around in a circle, giggling excitedly. Upon closer inspection, you notice...
If you found me trapped inside a barn, naked and strapped down into a machine designed to quickly castrate bulls? My legs are spread apart and I'm tied face down so I can't see you...
Keep moving forward. Never forget that I love you and want you to live your life to the fullest. Today, I'll finally see Sammy again. Goodbye. <3
However, I'm not leaving...
I wouldn't need to say anything I say what matters everyday to those who matter. My mother however rocked it, she took my hand looked deep into my eyes and said "please please...
Leave your bmi im curious what some of yours are mine is 31.5 so im obese!And if you dont know your bmi you can look up a bmi calculator to see
You find me shrunken to six inches tall, ******** naked and strapped down, spread-eagle, on a mouse trap. There is a long string tied to the mouse trap's trigger. If you pull the...
Don't drag out the mourning too long. You know i hate that kind of thing.
Eat good food, get on with your lives and if anything, be a little nicer
I love reading what guys or girls would do to my wife
I always sleep in the nude, what about you?
"I TOLD you 'we all die of something.' Memento mori."
Abandon all ships
All time low
The Amity affliction
As I lay dying
August Burns red...
If you and a co-worker flirted constantly but he's in a 6 year relationship, would you think he's serious with you or just trying to have fun?
If I gave you twenty dollars
As the CEO of the Voyeur Hotel:
Your pleasure has been our pleasure. ;-)
"Thank you for the time on Earth. Honey, here I come!"
You said you'd fixed the bl###y brakes!
wow, so many good ones...
"Is it dead?" ~ Rocco after accidentally shooting the cat in Boondock Saints
"Boy, I'd be you stick your head in a fire if I told you you could see hell...
"She will live, forever..."
Sammy Adams - Big Lights. Not my typical choice of music, but just feeling the need to change it up.
I love discussion about science, culture and religion I find it really interesting, I'm an athiest and love hearing people's side of the debate for why they do or do not believe...
I have simple mind, i am not complicated person. I am nice. I like to joke. I like to hate sometimes. I am selfish. I like myself. I love my friends, have few who i can call them...
"I am the real slim shady"
INFP... according to the 16 personalities.com site
I would agree with the interpretation.
Night Blooming Cereus. It's a flower that only blooms once, and only in the night. Come morning, and it will wither away.
They have the sweetest scent, a mix between jasmines and...
Posters from magazines, Scented Candles, movies... I have ALOT of stuff!
I would have it say,
Kiss my ***
I am grateful for coming across this experience. Even though there are some things still missing in my life, it reminds me to focus on the many wonderful things in my life that I...
I am most grateful today for my family. They can be frustrating but I have a caring family who loves each other and cares. My brother is ok for a sibling and my parents are happily...
I should practice this more often! I am ... For getting off early and being able to have lunch with a friend on her birthday.
I'm going home... Home at last.
Just checked mine. BMI of 33, body fat % of 28.8. The body fat % was actually off the chart I checked a little bit, so I guess I'm wherever the "obese" category lets off for that.
My tombstone would say "Give Me A Big Smile Not A Sad Face"
"live and enjoy, stress less"
Mine would probably be something like: in the end none of it mattered
Howdy people:) anyone on here into Astrology?
Give me a big smile, Not those sad eyes
Tell Justin that I love him and I will always believe in him.
Give me a big smile, not those sad eyes :)
"Later"....right after I told a funny joke. I find humor in everything.
"I lived hard, loud, dirty, graceless, comically, and unapologetic...and I don't regret a bit of it."
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
The Beatles, Walk Off The Earth , The Pretty Reckless, Jane's Addiction, Siouxsie.
Tool, Nirvana, Deftones, Portishead... So much more...
If I told u my deepest secret ever -.-