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I Want to Know What You Want On Your Tombstone

(or what special place you would like your ashes spread) 238 People

    Hhmmmmm Really Wanna Know

    OK how about Peperoni and cheese... maybe pineapple..   Oh wait, ya didn't mean that kind of tombstone huh... ok how about "Kiss my booty" and then leave my hand sticking out of the ground with my middle finger up... BRUHAHAHA!! Did I mention that the meds and...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 22, 2008

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    NTM09 NTM09 26-30, M Nov 16, 2014

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    I would want: Freedom!

    Freedom at last!
    Profweird Profweird 22-25, M Jan 9, 2015

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    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 15, 2014

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    I wanted to be cremated.

    They never listen to me.
    splashUK2014 splashUK2014 46-50, M 2 Responses Oct 5, 2015

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    Tombstone Tickler

    "Do not stand at my grave and weep I am not here, nor do I sleep. Sure my carcass rots below, but the IRS won't let me go."
    kulshady kulshady 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 24, 2011

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    Probally something like,

    if you sit on my gravestone and write emo poetry I will rise from the dead to ***** slap you.
    Jessicacheerbear417 Jessicacheerbear417 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 16, 2014

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    If I wanted a Tombstone the words would be

    either in Wolvari, Sumerian Cunieform, or Mando'a as this: Maybe this Sea-Wolf had been here to help the Therians survive the onslaught....But Anubarislav will go into Aslan's Country with his head held high and with the crown of destiny ontop of his head
    LoneWolf32 LoneWolf32 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 3, 2015

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    "She was a cool chick.

    Kinda funny too. Not bad looking either."
    CleverName94 CleverName94 18-21, F Nov 16, 2014

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    1kingdarkness 1kingdarkness 26-30, M Nov 16, 2014

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    I want it to say "JESUS is lord

    and brought glory to my life, I am with him now, thank you JESUS."
    dashuria dashuria 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 16, 2014

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    I want my last words written on my tombstone!

    Only so if I say one last hilarious thing before I die it will forever be written with me. Also I'll (probably) get to decide what it will be in the moment and get a true reflection on my life.
    VanillaCupcakes VanillaCupcakes 16-17, F Nov 16, 2014

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    "You know that place between sleep & awake,

    ' the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I will always love you, that's where I'll be waiting." Tinkerbell to Peter Pan
    RubyLane RubyLane 46-50, F 3 Responses Jan 9, 2015

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    Life has only begun for the person beneath

    these 6 feet of dirt. Dont cry.
    wavyninja wavyninja 18-21, M Oct 4, 2015

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    I Found Some Good Ones Recently

    This: “This saddened heart was healed in knowing the pain of life is over and the beauty of the soul revealed.” -Author Unknown   Or this:  "Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live." -Norman Cousins   
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 22, 2011

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    Notes From Boot Hill

    Just A Name In Stone That's True, A Stranger's Dust, Unknown To You. While I Slept You Laughed and Played Busy With The Life You Made. But I Wish You All The Best From My Sweet Abode Of Rest. This One Thought I Leave With You: Be Sincere In All You Do. Keep Your Eyes on God Above...
    kulshady kulshady 41-45, M Aug 20, 2011

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    pennekerosa pennekerosa 36-40, F 3 Responses Nov 16, 2014

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    Tales Old Tombstones Tell

    If You Pass Here Take It Slow. We Were Humans Too You Know Singing, Laughing, Dancing Too, Yes We Did Things Just Like You. Only Difference Now You See, You Have Chances More Than We. Kiss Your Children, Look Above, Whisper Every Breath With Love. Don't Forget Its All Wrote Down...
    kulshady kulshady 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 20, 2011

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    599gto 599gto 13-15, M 1 Response Nov 16, 2014

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    johnstlouis johnstlouis 56-60, M Nov 16, 2014

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    How about "See you tonight

    when you get home." HAHAHA
    larrynoon larrynoon 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2015

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    Here lies Fox news, just kidding.

    Hard core conservatives will never disappear from America. Wait Bill O'Reilly just died from a heart attack after reading the first statement. Maybe there is hope. Also, Bananas are a great source of potassium signed, The dearly departed beneath your feet.
    Bruh453 Bruh453 13-15, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2015

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    "I guess you could say his life was a mess But

    he's still lookin pretty in this dress"
    fireraven23 fireraven23 18-21, M Mar 14, 2015

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    TheThird TheThird 36-40 Oct 26, 2009

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    PoopieNoodle PoopieNoodle 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 12, 2015

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    Depends on the cause

    but I'd prob choose "One is too many and a thousand never enough"
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 5, 2015

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    On My Tombstone I Want It to Read:

    "rub with **** and get three wishes"
    CopperCoil CopperCoil 36-40, M 7 Responses Aug 3, 2008

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    My Tombstone...

    will say, "Couldn't they have found a nicer plot?"
    penguinswon penguinswon 51-55 2 Responses Oct 1, 2008

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    nothing really... i'd

    rather choose cremation...
    TheaRhyss TheaRhyss 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 5, 2015

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    On My Gravestone

    Silent thoughts of times together                                  Memories that will last foreverUnseenUnheared your always nearStill missedStill lovedStill very dear
    XxBlackCat100xX XxBlackCat100xX 22-25, F Mar 20, 2011

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    My family has promised: "It's worse

    than that, he's dead, Jim"
    kdick62 kdick62 41-45 1 Response Oct 5, 2015

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    I rather like Sir Spike Milligan's epithet on

    his headstone. "See! I told you I was ill!" Comic outlook all through life. Although the war certainly affected him deeply. But what a great inscription! So I guess that's my benchmark.
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Nov 16, 2014

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    Well I wish to have a Viking funeral

    but I so wish to standing stone commemorated in my honor but it'll be written in rune so I don't think many will understand
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 16, 2014

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    "Told you I was dieing".

    I've been feeling poorly for a while now and I used to regularly say "I'm dieing" jokingly to my wife. She'd then reply with, "You're not dieing". Now it turns out I really am dieing, Chronic Heart Failure". So now whenever I don't feel too good I say " We're going to be rich...
    Dropbear Dropbear 41-45, M Oct 5, 2015

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    This Poem

    Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep Do not stand at my grave and weep I am not there; I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on snow, I am the sun on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn rain. When you awaken in the morning's hush I...
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie 36-40, F 4 Responses Mar 22, 2008

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    Hmmm, This Is Tough...

    I think I want my tombstone all in 1337 speak. I wouldn't really care what it said as long as it was that. Or perhaps written by lolcats? Oh, I don't know, teh interwebz have so many excellent ways of expression. "Here lies Jon Furniss, all his base are belong to you...
    JonFurniss JonFurniss 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 2, 2008

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    larrynoon larrynoon 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 4, 2015

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    ...Mushrooms, onions,

    tomatoes, and jalapeños
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel 41-45, F 3 Responses Oct 4, 2015

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    emperornorton47 emperornorton47 56-60, M Oct 5, 2015

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    And I will stroll the merry way And jump the

    hedges first And I will drink the clear Clean water for to quench my thirst And I shall watch the ferry-boats And they'll get high On a bluer ocean Against tomorrow's sky And I will never grow so old again And I will walk and talk In gardens all wet with rain Van Morrison
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 5, 2015

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    My Urn...

    I wanna be creamated but I want my urn to say "FINALLY"!
    GoneCrazyBBL GoneCrazyBBL 31-35, F Oct 1, 2008

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    Wild Animals

    Milky has lots of ancestors buried throughout the United States and Europe.  That is because they are dead.Which reminds her of a joke:Why did the cemetery have a big fence and locked gate?People were dying to get in.Ha.  Milky's Grandpa used to say that.  Her Mom's Dad.  Not...
    milkynips milkynips 46-50, F Aug 30, 2011

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    Here Lies

    I think that before I die, I want to legally change my name to "Here," so that my tombstone could simply read "Here lies." And people who knew me could walk by, shake their head and say, "Ain't that the truth."  
    jarodkintz jarodkintz 31-35, M 11 Responses Mar 23, 2008

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    I want a giant obelisk made of red granite with

    the story of my life on it in egyptian hieroglyphs. screw tombstones !
    KL30 KL30 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 16, 2015

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    KIKO787 KIKO787 26-30, M Jan 10, 2015

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