I think that before I die, I want to legally change my name to "Here," so that my tombstone could simply read "Here lies." And people who knew me could walk by, shake their head and say, "Ain't that the truth."
Milky has lots of ancestors buried throughout the United States and Europe. That is because they are dead.Which reminds her of a joke:Why did the cemetery have a big fence and locked gate?People were dying to get in.Ha. Milky's Grandpa used to say that. Her Mom's Dad. Not...
"Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy...
They're All Dead, but
We Know Not Why.
As for me, sure I'm dead too.
This verse of mine being
read by you...
Is just a sad little note to say:
You saw it now so go away.
Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep
Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sun on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush
There's an old epitaph from colonial times that I've always really liked.
"Think of me as you pass by
As you are, so once was I
As I am, so shall you be
So come in death and follow me."
I think that beats "beloved wife/mother/daughter/whatever...
OK how about Peperoni and cheese... maybe pineapple..
Oh wait, ya didn't mean that kind of tombstone huh... ok how about "Kiss my booty" and then leave my hand sticking out of the ground with my middle finger up... BRUHAHAHA!!
Did I mention that the meds and...
Well I dont want words. I want a statue that looks like me and is life size. I want me it to be an angel laying over the grave embracing the ground over which my ashes are spread. Yeah thats what I want. Bet it will cost a ton. And I want...
One hundred years from now, it will not matter what your bank account was, the sort of house you lived in, or the kind of car you drove, but the world may be different because you were important in the life of a child.”
here lies stephanie, a mother, a nerd and lifelong dork.we will always know she made it to the greatD&D game in the sky. when we make it to whereshe is we will all trade magic cards and playZelda til time ends and a new time begins. 1990-______
"Under The Wide and Starry Sky
Dig The Grave And Let Me Lie.
Glad Did I Live And Gladly Die,
And I Laid Me Down With A Will!
This Be The Verse You Grave For Me:
"Here He Lies Where He Longed To Be
Home Is The Sailor, Home From The Sea,
And The Soldier Home From The Hill...
Do I want a tombstone? I'd prewrite a card, with simply this:
"Farewell my love,
I graduated life,
To join forces with angels above.
Enclosed is exactly $4.75 for Starbucks coffee,
I love you."
If You Pass Here Take It Slow.
We Were Humans Too You Know
Singing, Laughing, Dancing Too,
Yes We Did Things Just Like You.
Only Difference Now You See,
You Have Chances More Than We.
Kiss Your Children, Look Above,
Whisper Every Breath With Love.
Don't Forget Its All Wrote Down...
One of the rarest people that lived, a hidden beauty with a lot of pain at bay. Here lies a genuine person, someone that deserved to live, wish she was saved, rest dearly. -Love... whoever cares about me besides myself, I don't know.
I would want to be buried somewhere near...
I think I want my tombstone all in 1337 speak. I wouldn't really care what it said as long as it was that.
Or perhaps written by lolcats?
Oh, I don't know, teh interwebz have so many excellent ways of expression.
"Here lies Jon Furniss, all his base are belong to you...
Just A Name In Stone That's True,
A Stranger's Dust, Unknown To You.
While I Slept You Laughed and Played
Busy With The Life You Made.
But I Wish You All The Best
From My Sweet Abode Of Rest.
This One Thought I Leave With You:
Be Sincere In All You Do.
Keep Your Eyes on God Above...
This: “This saddened heart was healed in knowing the pain of life is over and the beauty of the soul revealed.” -Author Unknown
Or this: "Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live." -Norman Cousins
for a burial. I will be buried in a city grave, no name just a number. I have lived all my adult life with my parents up until the died. I never left their side. My mother in her wisdom purchased a family plot of 3 graves. One for her,one for my father,and one for me. Because...
Something along the lines of "Here lies the best psycho, ***** ever. No one will ever forget her, her temper, and a whole lot of other sentimental crap. P.S. She was also a great daughter, sister, and friend. Most of the time, lol."