I Want to Know What You Want On Your Tombstone

OK how about Peperoni and cheese... maybe pineapple..

Oh wait, ya didn't mean that kind of tombstone huh... ok how about "Kiss my booty" and then leave my hand sticking out of the ground with my middle finger up...

Something along the lines of "Here lies the best psycho, bitch ever. No one will ever forget her, her temper, and a whole lot of other sentimental crap. P.S. She was also a great daughter, sister, and friend. Most of the time, lol."

"Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not here, nor do I sleep.
Sure my carcass rots below, but
the IRS won't let me go."

Pepperoni, ground beef, mushrooms, and extra cheese. The last part is the most important, as it resembles my sense of humor.

"rub with tits and get three wishes"

"Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy...
They're All Dead, but
We Know Not Why.
As for me, sure I'm dead too.
This verse of mine being
read by you...
Is just a sad little note to say:
You saw it now so go away. 

"Under The Wide and Starry Sky
Dig The Grave And Let Me Lie.
Glad Did I Live And Gladly Die,
And I Laid Me Down With A Will!

This Be The Verse You Grave For Me:
"Here He Lies Where He Longed To Be
Home Is The Sailor, Home From The...

Who'd Have Thought He'd End Up Here,
Young For One We Loved So Dear.
Pray To God and Speak His Name,
And Make Sure AIDS Will Get The Blame.

If I have a tombstone... this is what I think I'd like on it:
Some say dreams are unreal things, but I have kissed and the kiss is gone, but the dream of it lives on and on.

Just A Name In Stone That's True,
A Stranger's Dust, Unknown To You.
While I Slept You Laughed and Played
Busy With The Life You Made.
But I Wish You All The Best
From My Sweet Abode Of Rest.
This One Thought I Leave With You:
Be...

If You Pass Here Take It Slow.
We Were Humans Too You Know
Singing, Laughing, Dancing Too,
Yes We Did Things Just Like You.
Only Difference Now You See,
You Have Chances More Than We.
Kiss Your Children, Look Above,
Whisper Every Breath...

I dont want a place for people to come a grieve for me.. instead I want ashes thrown in the blushland the Blue mountains, near were i live.. I will always be in the hills then.

Beneath This Stone So Hard and Cool
Lies What Most Would Call a Fool.
I Wasted Life, and Sinned Instead
And Now I'm Laying Down Here Dead.

"Here lies what is left of Blanche;
Got Run Down By an Avalanche".

Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep
Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sun on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain...

I think I want my tombstone all in 1337 speak. I wouldn't really care what it said as long as it was that.
Or perhaps written by lolcats?
Oh, I don't know, teh interwebz have so many excellent ways of expression.
"Here lies Jon...

I think that before I die, I want to legally change my name to "Here," so that my tombstone could simply read "Here lies." And people who knew me could walk by, shake their head and say, "Ain't that the truth...

I wanna be creamated but I want my urn to say "FINALLY"!

Pepperoni and Cheesehttp://youtu.be/vKspf06XuaQ

here lies stephanie, a mother, a nerd and lifelong dork.we will always know she made it to the greatD&D game in the sky. when we make it to whereshe is we will all trade magic cards and playZelda til time ends and a new time begins...