I Want to Know What You Want Your Eulogy to Say About You

i first knew i liked watching my wife being fucked by other men after a drunken night out with a mate we carried on at home and my wife joined in rather than being kept awake by us drinking they were both drunk flirting and messing...

The worms have been waiting a long time.  Come on, let them eat!

Norm was a dedicated man during his past years of life. He gave up living in the states to go and live in China. he taught oral English there and had a great time. He never thought about not helping while giving more to those less...

I want a very simple service.  I want two songs sang, “He Will Carry Me" and ‘Somewhere over the Rainbow.”  After those songs are sung I want the following poem for me. It is written by...

I dont what mine would say. But all I ask is that someone that actually knows me reads it out.
I have gone to way too many funerals where the priest or humanist has stood there and talked about them as if they were their best...

"She was a woman who loved deeply, lived her life quietly, & believed in doing all she could for her family, friends, & this planet she loved so much. She was a part of EP until the day she died & thankfully her stories...

theres only a few things i want said, but i want all of them to be big.

i made someone happy. that ultimately, although i brought them pain (as i inevitably do) I brought them more happiness.
That I changed something in the...

"He was awesome, And remains awesome, even in death. He Enriched our lives, Livers, and Living conditions. Few people could compare to him, He was metal, He was peaceful, Insightful and bold. I know that would anyone here die to...

Let soil, he loved so much, embrace and desolve him.

I don't plan on dying for a very long time yet! =p
But, I have thought of what I want my Eulogy to say... And this is serious, I'm not joking!
I want mine to say: "Dani was a very loving person, who cared for everyone and...