Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 168 People
Quite Simple - Quickly learn how to lock n' load a rifle/shotgun/pistol and do a little target practice. Make those damn flesh eating zombies think twice about trying to take a bite outta me! hee hee
golddustwoman 19 Responses 0 Nov 18, 2008
Simple! - Just collect the addresses of all my enemies! So the next time you hit me, remember this... Oh and ya, make friends with one zombie, I dont want to work so much as to guide them to each ones house, will hand the list out to my friend.. ;)
Floydian 14 Responses 0 Jan 9, 2009
Hmmm.. - I'd blow them up and set up a new world order. ;D LMAO
vinividivici21 15 Responses 2 Sep 7, 2008
Easy - I would find my roommate's brother who is obsessed with Zombies. He even gave out Zombie survival kits for Christmas. He knows zombie anatomy so well that he knows zombie pressure points and is an expert on Zombie-Fu which is a marshal art made for the defense against...
dasmuggler 13 Responses 1 Jan 9, 2009
If I Have The Money... - So, there is a potential influx of money coming my way. If, it does indeed pan out, here's what I'd do:First, I'd scout out some territories. I'm thinking any virgin forested areas, with a viable water source in Texas or Washington.I buy as much of the...
Yellowfitzme 1 Response 0 May 16, 2012
Go North - I have some friends up in Washington and we made a pact that if zombies took over we would all get together and get some weapons then go zombie hunting during the day and at night we would go somewhere remote and very high up.
WanderingWiccan 3 Responses 1 Mar 29, 2009
I'd See The Opportunity! - If zombies attacked, I would find a way to enslave them and use them as my own personal army with which to conquer the world. That is, if I wasn't already the one who initiated the zombie attacks to start with.
Emptysoul30 3 Responses 0 Oct 12, 2009
If Zombies Attack . .. - i think if zombies attack they will be simply wipe out.. humans are intelligent and they are easily get wild and love to kill so with the advance tech and guns zombies are nothing . .
crushingnails 0 Apr 14
The Best Offense Is a Good Defense. - My plan is simple. Zombies need to eat brains to survive. I plan to don a motorcylce helmet to protect my precious brain from becoming their food source. Then I intend to rip me some Zombie *** limb-from-limb with...
peterson1964 2 Responses 0 Nov 17, 2008
Fight Till I Die! - I'm too stubborned a person to just let myself be killed by zombies without a fight. First thing I'd do is grab my guns(handguns, rifle, and ak-47) and get to a place with lots of ammunition to load up. A few I would try to grab are as follows - Heavy...
RandomWanderer 1 Response 0 Oct 6, 2009
My Own Seminar On Zombie Survivialism - Assuming all attempts to thwart the herd of zombies by military and other protection agencies, and it fell upon me to protect myself from them....here's what I'd do. I'd go someplace high, like a ceiling crane in a factory, and only come...
poedmusician 2 Responses 0 Nov 17, 2008
What Kleisse Would Do - 1. Scream 2. Cry 3. Run away 4. Trip on a twig 5. Fall 6. Cry harder 7. Get up 8. Run away while carefully scanning ground 9. Go somewhere safe, like an abandoned house 10. Hide in closet 11. Die of starvation in closet
kleisse 17 Responses 3 Sep 7, 2008
If Zombies Attacked... - ...I would pull out my shotgun and give 'em hell!
PaulK 2 Responses 0 Sep 10, 2008
Zombie Apocolypse - 1.Grab food,guns,mele weapons,a knife,water,and hand made molotove cocktails 2.Grab keys head to town get fire truck 3 Get the **ll out of town 4. Find the smallest town in history 5. before step 4,get more suplies 6.Good to go
then00bly 0 Mar 8
I'd Be Ready... - IF Zombies attacked, i would have a lot of guns, amunition, a car, heavy metal baseball bats, a bunch of swords and knives...Beating zombies to a pulp would be a great wait to get rid of some anger that flows through me every once and awhile...I...
Godzirra7377 4 Responses 0 Mar 4, 2010
Easy On The Fire Power - You really dont need any automatic weaponss semi is just fine should use less ammo that way. As far as molotovs a burning zombie wont drop to the ground in pain it will continue to walk around potentially setting other thing on fire like maybe you...
lookin4sumthing 0 Oct 9, 2009
Get My Ps3 Controller - hopefully there's matchmaking
OctoberNights 1 Response 0 Sep 7, 2008
I'd Do Three Things - Rethink everything I've ever learned about medicine & biology. Crap myself. Find a good machete.
iscreamforicecream 1 Response 0 Oct 8, 2009
I'm Screwed Even If I Survived. - I can tell you now that no matter what I did I might have a 3-5 year time limit to live at most considering I'm insulin dependent. I'd most likely be at home when the chaos started. The first thing that would tip me off to it would be the...
Explodey 2 Responses 0 Feb 20, 2010
Z-DAY! - It really all depends on what kind of zombies attack. if its your common slow moving, unintelligent corpses only with animal instincts. (the most desirable kind of zombie.) These are the easiest kind of zombies to defeat after all just one shot to the head kills them...
fleabizzle 4 Responses 1 Sep 9, 2008
My Zombie Evac Plan. - First i go to my garage and find a apporiate zombie killing weapon. Kill the first zombie and any others that may be in my house. Get into my car and drive to my dads house (if he has turned i will have to kill him *sorry dad) grab my dads guns and ammo...
SuperRobotMonkeyTeam 1 Response 0 Jul 24, 2009
Find a Defensible Position - Someplace that is difficult for zombies to get to. After years of thinking about this, I've decided the best choices are an island a ship mountain top cliffside oil drilling rig Water and food production would be a...
DoyEnne4475 3 Responses 0 Mar 28, 2009
I Know What I Would Do! - Probably die I have alot of ideas of what I'd do.. but the down to earth truth is I shant survive long enough to do any of it.
MikaPocoMagika 1 Response 0 Mar 4, 2010
Intriguing. - That I'm not the only one that tends to think of ridiculous things like this. There aren't many things I can do better than plan. If I've got a plan, it's going to work. So what is my plan for when the Zombies attack? I have no...
Fujita 3 Responses 0 Jan 9, 2009
Long Term Survival - i'm very hard core about zombie survival.first off you need an egress route, and then you need a sustainable plan. the strategy differs quite a bit depending on whether zombies are the fast moving 28-days-later zombies, or the slothful ones from night of the...
EPStan 4 Responses 1 Jan 24, 2010
At Work.... - On big video diplays shown while walking into work showed "Could we survive a zombie attack?".... clearly in humor... about disaster preparednesss... I dunno guys... it looks to me like os zombies just killed off one of your software developers... I think someone...
ILoveMarie 0 Aug 9, 2010
Now Hold On There... - Give us zombies a break! We were once decent people who paid our taxes and held down good, honest jobs. Just because wey're going though a zero-growth, zero-pulse period doesn't mean we don't have feelings. There are six and a half billion of you 'tickers...
EnglishMuffin 2 Responses 0 Oct 9, 2009
Find Solace - Go to a gun store, a grocery store, find a two story house, destroy the stairs, and wait for it all to blow over. If it lasts more than a month, the world is dead and you need to make supply runs.
deleted 0 Jul 24, 2009
If Zombies Attaced - If "zombies" attacked I would just laugh. I would find it very funny because they are just Hollywood stories.
doctorirwin 0 Aug 9, 2010
Z.day Is Coming - ok if z day happens and u have read this when the time comes im going to Florida im taking a cruise ship any there can join me hold off till i get there my name is aaron tipton if u belive sendme a txt that says z.day 931-704-5627
atravis1999 1 Response 0 Jul 9, 2012
Would They? - Those nice people I work with would never do such a thing. If they did, I should tell them dull jokes until they went elsewhere.
sichtbar 5 Responses 2 Jan 10, 2009
We Must Plan Now... - We wake up one morning and find an infection has turned most of the town we live in into zombies. They're on the march, and we have just a little time to prepare. What do we do? Let's plan together as only we can!
deleted 171 Responses 6 Aug 29, 2008
Have a Plan. - as a child i was unfortunate enough to see several zombie movies. i did not realise it at the time but i do now know i was deeply traumatized by them and i developed a real fear that the dead would rise and come looking to feast on the brains of the living...
redgone 1 Response 0 Jan 9, 2009
If Zombies Attacked - First thing I´d probably do : think "I´ve seen this on a movie". Then I´d have the time of my life chopping heads off with no regrets.. ;)
Dragonette 1 Response 0 Jan 10, 2009
First Thing! - Shockingly I am more preaperd for a zombie apocalypse than a freakin earthquake (my english sux **** yea!) first thing-PHONE FRIENDS WHO ARE ALSO WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL THEI LIVES! get together with friends and get ALL the weapons! (shotgun is the preffered...
Thetartarsoup 1 Response 0 Feb 13, 2012
Foolproof Zombie Plan - The cookie gun. I am brilliant! Here's to all you suckers that are using ammo to kill zombies. Ammo. LOL! : P
Tekkamaki 11 Responses 1 Oct 21, 2008
Well After Being Finished With My Panic Attack... - Because I have a silly fear of zombies and sometimes I get a little too freaked out.... But anyway if they really really REALLY started popping out I'd try to live for as long as I possible could with whomever I'm with. When I...
Marowit 4 Responses 0 Jan 10, 2009
Is It Bad.... - that me and Joe already have a whole plan?????? The first part is tricky; I have to get to his house, but, we're hoping that we will have heard of the attack (Joe always has his ear to the ground when it comes to Zombies) and I can leg it there in...
Tesse 4 Responses 1 Jan 9, 2009
At Work... - On big video diplays shown while walking into work showed "Could we survive a zombie attack?".... clearly in humor... about disaster preparednesss... I dunno guys... it looks to me like os zombies just killed off one of your software developers... I think someone...
ILoveMarie 0 Aug 9, 2010
A Marine's Perspective - I own one rifle at the moment, and plan to buy another soon (I currently have a 30-30 Winchester, and will own an AK-47 7.62 soon), so that is my focus when it comes to defense. I have a pretty large stockpile of ammunition, but the 80 hollow-points that...
HistoryGuy 6 Responses 1 Nov 27, 2008
A Few Things Cleared Up - Firstly zombies are NOT going to be super strong. Nothing short of evolution can increase a persons strength so rapidly So you can forget zombies ripping of doors and jumping meters such as shown in the movie I am legend Secondly in all the movies...
Poddie15 0 Jul 14, 2012
More Than One Strategy! - The key is knowing when to change tactics and strategy! That's the secret. We all know that zombies, while very hard to kill and totally singel-minded, are SLOW. So it seems to me that the first thing to do is to get the hell out of...
SaratogaGirl 8 Responses 0 Jan 9, 2009
It's a fantasy to know wat others would do to my wife
drmarried666 2 Responses 0 2 days ago
The Octopus - How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten - Tickles
jml2000 3 Responses 4 Dec 2
Lyrical Poetry - There are plenty of debates over if lyrics are considered 'poetry'. Personally…I think they are. I believe song lyrics, just like poetry, have the ability to evoke a wide range of emotions…and the ability to set, or change our mood. Joy or sadness... to...
amodelcitizen 1 Response 1 Nov 16
Unthinkable - I don't know what I would do without the Internet. I've come to a point where the Internet is capable of so much and has a variety of things I spend nearly all day in the Internet without it I would get bored.
undecided1129 0 Nov 11
I Wouldn'T Have Any - I honestly think last words are too idealistic. Not everyone will be able to plan and say their last words. People die in various and unplanned ways such as car accidents or strokes etc. The only last words you would have then are whatever you said before it...
Kimbahbay 1 Nov 25
Is The 'madonna/*****' Or 'mother/***** Complex' Really Real? - Okay, everybody I really hope you'll read this and let me know what you think.I just recently started reading about a Freudian philosophy called 'mother/***** complex' or 'Madonna/***** complex.' It's supposedly a...
AllStarcrushNate 2 Responses 1 Nov 22
Mine Would Say - 1978-WHAT A LONG STRANGE TRIP IT WAS-2043 assuming I will die at 75
OKcorral1881 1 Response 1 Nov 30
If You're Checking This Profile... - I...ignore or delete sleaze.ignore trolls.report rackets and scams.report racism or any other form of abuse I might come across.avoid people wishing to convert me to any religion.only log on erratically these days.make an effort to be...
hartfire 1 Response 0 Nov 20
Your Spirit Dog is a Chow Chow - Of all the types, you may have the most trouble relating to dogs. You're more of a cat person. So it's not surprising that your spirit dog is the most catlike. You can connect to the independent chow chow. Like the chow, you can be aloof and...
mother1983 0 4 days ago
Your Shopping Style is Gift Card Shark - When it comes to gift giving, you prefer to give people gifts that they will actually use and enjoy. A gift card is perfect for you - classier than cash, and recipients can pick out exactly what they want. You love to give a low hassle...
mother1983 1 Response 0 4 days ago
Your Height Says You're Kind - You are a gifted communicator, and you understand other people well. You are compassionate and empathetic. You feel other's pain a little too easily. Because of your open heart and open mind, many people admire and adore you. You are classy and...
letskillhitler 0 Nov 25
Your Thanksgiving Name Is: Sage Apple - Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.I had type my user name from E.P. That is what I got. LOL...
mother1983 2 Responses 1 Nov 29
Your Thanksgiving Name Is: Cornelia Constance - Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.
LittleLena 0 Nov 29
You Eat Like A Typical Man - You prefer food that's hearty, traditional, and filling. You don't like to mess around when it comes to your meals. You believe the plate should be focused on meat, and you really can't get enough of the stuff. You like a meal that's big and...
SirLaughalots 2 Responses 2 Dec 3
Comfort Is Overrated - Depending on the situation, my final words could be a variety of things designed to unnerve the witnesses of my demise. My generic croak phrase however would be "Coulda had a V8"
Grayinsides 2 Responses 2 Nov 21
My last words would one of two phrases: Hold my drink and watch this... Or I am sorry for being the sinner I am...
youcthrume 0 a week ago
My last words would be I can outrun that lion or I bet I can spit gasoline on the fire...
nickp040798 0 1 day ago
Examples: - Like: having to spend a lot of money on underwear - whereas boys just go and buy anything cheap and they don't have to worry about bras and slips and nylons etc. Like: having to spend a lot of time getting dressed and putting on make-up - while boys just jump out of...
gaylord13 0 Nov 22