I Want to Know What You Would Do If Zombies Attacked

Shockingly I am more preaperd for a zombie apocalypse than a freakin earthquake (my english sux fuck yea!)
first thing-PHONE FRIENDS WHO ARE ALSO WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL THEI LIVES!
get together with friends and get ALL the weapons...

On big video diplays shown while walking into work showed "Could we survive a zombie attack?".... clearly in humor... about disaster preparednesss... I dunno guys... it looks to me like os zombies just killed off one of your software...

It really all depends on what kind of zombies attack.

if its your common slow moving, unintelligent corpses only with animal instincts. (the most desirable kind of zombie.) These are the easiest kind of zombies to defeat after all...

We wake up one morning and find an infection has turned most of the town we live in into zombies.  They're on the march, and we have just a little time to prepare.  What do we do?  Let's plan together as only we can!

I would find my roommate's brother who is obsessed with Zombies. He even gave out Zombie survival kits for Christmas. He knows zombie anatomy so well that he knows zombie pressure points and is an expert on Zombie-Fu which is a marshal...

Those nice people I work with would never do such a thing. If they did, I should tell them dull jokes until they went elsewhere.

I'd blow them up and set up a new world order. ;D
LMAO

Probably die

I have alot of ideas of what I'd do.. but the down to earth truth is I shant survive long enough to do any of it.

Firstly zombies are NOT going to be super strong.
Nothing short of evolution can increase a persons strength so rapidly
So you can forget zombies ripping of doors and jumping meters such as shown in the movie I am legend

Secondly in...

that me and Joe already have a whole plan??????
 
 
The first part is tricky; I have to get to his house, but, we're hoping that we will have heard of the attack (Joe always has his ear to the ground when it comes to...

The cookie gun. I am brilliant! Here's to all you suckers that are using ammo to kill zombies. Ammo. LOL! : P

i think if zombies attack they will be simply wipe out.. humans are intelligent and they are easily get wild and love to kill so with the advance tech and guns zombies are nothing . .

1. Scream
2. Cry
3. Run away
4. Trip on a twig
5. Fall
6. Cry harder
7. Get up
8. Run away while carefully scanning ground
9. Go somewhere safe, like an abandoned house
10. Hide in closet
11. Die of starvation in closet

On big video diplays shown while walking into work showed "Could we survive a zombie attack?".... clearly in humor... about disaster preparednesss... I dunno guys... it looks to me like os zombies just killed off one of your software...

So, there is a potential influx of money coming my way. If, it does indeed pan out, here's what I'd do:First, I'd scout out some territories. I'm thinking any virgin forested areas, with a viable water source in Texas or Washington.I...

ok if z day happens and u have read this when the time comes im going to Florida im taking a cruise ship any there can join me hold off till i get there my name is aaron tipton if u belive sendme a txt that says z.day 931-704-5627

I own one rifle at the moment, and plan to buy another soon (I currently have a 30-30 Winchester, and will own an AK-47 7.62 soon), so that is my focus when it comes to defense. I have a pretty large stockpile of ammunition, but the 80...

If "zombies" attacked I would just laugh. I would find it very funny because they are just Hollywood stories.

i'm very hard core about zombie survival.first off you need an egress route, and then you need a sustainable plan. the strategy differs quite a bit depending on whether zombies are the fast moving 28-days-later zombies, or the slothful...

1.Grab food,guns,mele weapons,a knife,water,and hand made molotove cocktails

2.Grab keys head to town get fire truck

3 Get the **ll out of town

4. Find the smallest town in history

5. before step 4,get more suplies

6.Good to go