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I Want to Know What You Would Do If Zombies Attacked

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    I Know What I Would Do!

    Probably die I have alot of ideas of what I'd do.. but the down to earth truth is I shant survive long enough to do any of it.
    MikaPocoMagika MikaPocoMagika 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 4, 2010

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    At Work....

    On big video diplays shown while walking into work showed "Could we survive a zombie attack?".... clearly in humor... about disaster preparednesss... I dunno guys... it looks to me like os zombies just killed off one of your software developers... I think someone needs new "anti...
    ILoveMarie ILoveMarie 36-40 Aug 9, 2010

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    Z.day Is Coming

    ok if z day happens and u have read this when the time comes im going to Florida im taking a cruise ship any there can join me hold off till i get there my name is aaron tipton if u belive sendme a txt that says z.day 931-704-5627
    atravis1999 atravis1999 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 9, 2012

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    I'd Do Three Things

    Rethink everything I've ever learned about medicine & biology. Crap myself. Find a good machete.  
    iscreamforicecream iscreamforicecream 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 8, 2009

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    Easy

    I would find my roommate's brother who is obsessed with Zombies. He even gave out Zombie survival kits for Christmas. He knows zombie anatomy so well that he knows zombie pressure points and is an expert on Zombie-Fu which is a marshal art made for the defense against zombies...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 13 Responses Jan 9, 2009

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    A Few Things Cleared Up

    Firstly zombies are NOT going to be super strong. Nothing short of evolution can increase a persons strength so rapidly So you can forget zombies ripping of doors and jumping meters such as shown in the movie I am legend Secondly in all the movies books and stories I have seen...
    Poddie15 Poddie15 13-15, M Jul 14, 2012

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    Zombie Apocolypse

    1.Grab food,guns,mele weapons,a knife,water,and hand made molotove cocktails 2.Grab keys head to town get fire truck 3 Get the **ll out of town 4. Find the smallest town in history 5. before step 4,get more suplies 6.Good to go
    then00bly then00bly 18-21, M Mar 8, 2013

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    I would kill them right away

    and make a team. If u run away scared all separated it's easier for them to kill and more people turn into zombies. I would establish a place, don't stop till it is completely safe. And I mean like completely. I would then venture out to gather food and supplies. And as my group...
    Eloisajames Eloisajames 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    Well After Being Finished With My Panic Attack...

    Because I have a silly fear of zombies and sometimes I get a little too freaked out.... But anyway if they really really REALLY started popping out I'd try to live for as long as I possible could with whomever I'm with. When I know I'm stumped and in a "your gonna die"...
    Marowit Marowit 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    If Zombies Attack . ..

    i think if zombies attack they will be simply wipe out.. humans are intelligent and they are easily get wild and love to kill so with the advance tech and guns zombies are nothing . .
    crushingnails crushingnails 18-21 1 Response Apr 14, 2013

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    Long Term Survival

    i'm very hard core about zombie survival.first off you need an egress route, and then you need a sustainable plan. the strategy differs quite a bit depending on whether zombies are the fast moving 28-days-later zombies, or the slothful ones from night of the living dead.i've been...
    EPStan EPStan 26-30, M 4 Responses Jan 24, 2010

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    Find Solace

    Go to a gun store, a grocery store, find a two story house, destroy the stairs, and wait for it all to blow over. If it lasts more than a month, the world is dead and you need to make supply runs.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 24, 2009

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    Z-DAY!

    It really all depends on what kind of zombies attack. if its your common slow moving, unintelligent corpses only with animal instincts. (the most desirable kind of zombie.) These are the easiest kind of zombies to defeat after all just one shot to the head kills them :) if...
    fleabizzle fleabizzle 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 9, 2008

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    Is It Bad....

    that me and Joe already have a whole plan??????     The first part is tricky; I have to get to his house, but, we're hoping that we will have heard of the attack (Joe always has his ear to the ground when it comes to Zombies) and I can leg it there in a few seconds...
    Tesse Tesse 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 9, 2009

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    If I Have The Money...

    So, there is a potential influx of money coming my way. If, it does indeed pan out, here's what I'd do:First, I'd scout out some territories. I'm thinking any virgin forested areas, with a viable water source in Texas or Washington.I buy as much of the land in the area as my...
    Yellowfitzme Yellowfitzme 26-30, F 2 Responses May 16, 2012

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    I would just take a bat,

    knife BB gun, some food, water, and just fight till I die Bye the pic is of my worst zambie nightmare😁😁
    Awesome5790 Awesome5790 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 30

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    Go North

    I have some friends up in Washington and we made a pact that if zombies took over we would all get together and get some weapons then go zombie hunting during the day and at night we would go somewhere remote and very high up.
    WanderingWiccan WanderingWiccan 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 29, 2009

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    A Marine's Perspective

    I own one rifle at the moment, and plan to buy another soon (I currently have a 30-30 Winchester, and will own an AK-47 7.62 soon), so that is my focus when it comes to defense. I have a pretty large stockpile of ammunition, but the 80 hollow-points that I have saved will be the...
    HistoryGuy HistoryGuy 26-30, M 6 Responses Nov 27, 2008

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    First Thing!

    Shockingly I am more preaperd for a zombie apocalypse than a freakin earthquake (my english sux **** yea!) first thing-PHONE FRIENDS WHO ARE ALSO WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL THEI LIVES! get together with friends and get ALL the weapons! (shotgun is the preffered weapon :D) second...
    Thetartarsoup Thetartarsoup 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 13, 2012

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    Quite Simple

    Quickly learn how to lock n' load a rifle/shotgun/pistol and do a little target practice.  Make those damn flesh eating zombies think twice about trying to take a bite outta me!  hee hee
    golddustwoman golddustwoman 36-40, F 19 Responses Nov 18, 2008

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    My Zombie Evac Plan.

    First i go to my garage and find a apporiate zombie killing weapon. Kill the first zombie and any others that may be in my house. Get into my car and drive to my dads house (if he has turned i will have to kill him *sorry dad) grab my dads guns and ammo and go to my best...
    SuperRobotMonkeyTeam SuperRobotMonkeyTeam 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 24, 2009

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    Fight Till I Die!

     I'm too stubborned a person to just let myself be killed by zombies without a fight. First thing I'd do is grab my guns(handguns, rifle, and ak-47) and get to a place with lots of ammunition to load up. A few I would try to grab are as follows - Heavy large vehicle food...
    RandomWanderer RandomWanderer 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 6, 2009

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    I'm Screwed Even If I Survived.

    I can tell you now that no matter what I did I might have a 3-5 year time limit to live at most considering I'm insulin dependent. I'd most likely be at home when the chaos started. The first thing that would tip me off to it would be the chilling scream of a neighbor...
    Explodey Explodey 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 20, 2010

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    Hmmm..

    I'd blow them up and set up a new world order. ;D LMAO
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 15 Responses Sep 7, 2008

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    What Kleisse Would Do

    1. Scream 2. Cry 3. Run away 4. Trip on a twig 5. Fall 6. Cry harder 7. Get up 8. Run away while carefully scanning ground 9. Go somewhere safe, like an abandoned house 10. Hide in closet 11. Die of starvation in closet
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 17 Responses Sep 7, 2008

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    Foolproof Zombie Plan

    The cookie gun. I am brilliant! Here's to all you suckers that are using ammo to kill zombies. Ammo. LOL! : P
    Tekkamaki Tekkamaki 31-35 11 Responses Oct 21, 2008

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    My Own Seminar On Zombie Survivialism

    Assuming all attempts to thwart the herd of zombies by military and other protection agencies, and it fell upon me to protect myself from them....here's what I'd do. I'd go someplace high, like a ceiling crane in a factory, and only come out every so often to replenish my food...
    poedmusician poedmusician 26-30 2 Responses Nov 17, 2008

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    Find a Defensible Position

    Someplace that is difficult for zombies to get to. After years of thinking about this, I've decided the best choices are an island a ship mountain top cliffside oil drilling rig Water and food production would be a concern. Fuel, ammo and guns would...
    DoyEnne4475 DoyEnne4475 36-40 3 Responses Mar 28, 2009

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    Would They?

    Those nice people I work with would never do such a thing. If they did, I should tell them dull jokes until they went elsewhere.
    sichtbar sichtbar 46-50 5 Responses Jan 10, 2009

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    I'd go to Bass Pro shop.

    I'd have everything i need.
    Magicbubbless Magicbubbless 13-15, F Mar 30

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    I would try to find one to fall in love with.

    Hey, it worked for the girl in Warm Bodies, lol :p
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M Mar 30

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    Get My Ps3 Controller

    hopefully there's matchmaking
    OctoberNights OctoberNights 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 7, 2008

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    At Work...

    On big video diplays shown while walking into work showed "Could we survive a zombie attack?".... clearly in humor... about disaster preparednesss... I dunno guys... it looks to me like os zombies just killed off one of your software developers... I think someone needs new...
    ILoveMarie ILoveMarie 36-40 Aug 9, 2010

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    I'd like to think I'd rise to the occasion

    and become the zombie slaying hero, but in reality I'd just get eaten.
    thatguy3500 thatguy3500 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 30

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    Easy On The Fire Power

    You really dont need any automatic weaponss semi is just fine should use less ammo that way. As far as molotovs a burning zombie wont drop to the ground in pain it will continue to walk around potentially setting other thing on fire like maybe you shelter. So keep the fuel...
    lookin4sumthing lookin4sumthing 26-30, M Oct 9, 2009

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    We Must Plan Now...

    We wake up one morning and find an infection has turned most of the town we live in into zombies.  They're on the march, and we have just a little time to prepare.  What do we do?  Let's plan together as only we can!
    deleted deleted 26-30 171 Responses Aug 29, 2008

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    Simple!

    Just collect the addresses of all my enemies!     So the next time you hit me, remember this...   Oh and ya, make friends with one zombie, I dont want to work so much as to guide them to each ones house, will hand the list out to my friend.. ;)
    Floydian Floydian 22-25, M 14 Responses Jan 9, 2009

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    :( I'd also like to think

    that I'd be able to slay zombies one by one; killing them with any random weapons I can find. But in reality, the smacking of my thighs would attract their attention and I'd eventually trip over my cankles and be eaten. I still think a zombie apocalypse would be awesome.
    puberro puberro 70+, F Mar 30

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    Now Hold On There...

    Give us zombies a break! We were once decent people who paid our taxes and held down good, honest jobs. Just because wey're going though a zero-growth, zero-pulse period doesn't mean we don't have feelings. There are six and a half billion of you 'tickers' out there, you can...
    EnglishMuffin EnglishMuffin 46-50, M 2 Responses Oct 9, 2009

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    I'd Be Ready...

    IF Zombies attacked, i would have a lot of guns, amunition, a car, heavy metal baseball bats, a bunch of swords and knives...Beating zombies to a pulp would be a great wait to get rid of some anger that flows through me every once and awhile...I would be prepared, and...
    Godzirra7377 Godzirra7377 16-17, F 4 Responses Mar 4, 2010

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    If Zombies Attaced

    If "zombies" attacked I would just laugh. I would find it very funny because they are just Hollywood stories.
    doctorirwin doctorirwin 46-50, M Aug 9, 2010

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    Wait out the initial storm

    for about a good 3 or 4 days, collect the spoils of war (guns, ammo, supplies), find others, survive as long as I can.
    KeithPrice94 KeithPrice94 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 30

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    I'd See The Opportunity!

    If zombies attacked, I would find a way to enslave them and use them as my own personal army with which to conquer the world. That is, if I wasn't already the one who initiated the zombie attacks to start with.
    Emptysoul30 Emptysoul30 22-25, M 3 Responses Oct 12, 2009

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