I Want to Know What You Would Do If Zombies Attacked

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    I've thought about this a lot.

    As the zombies would almost definitely attack at night I would kill my smaller pets painlessly (mallet to the head and then stabbing in the tiny heart) Then I would take a knife and my dog drive to the 24hour supermarket and take a bottle of rum, some rizlas tobacco and a...
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    3 Responses Feb 19, 2015

    Take car. Go to mum's.

    Kill Phil grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
    JakH20 JakH20
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Feb 16, 2015

    STEP1:i will take any meele weapon STEP2:gather

    as many food as i cam STEP3:i will rum at highest posiblle place in area STEP4: keep believe that military will do something ahaha
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    1 Response Feb 25, 2015

    Part 1: Beginnings I never expected any of this,

    I was supposed to graduate college, become some famous writer and live happily with my husband. But that all had to change we the dead started to rise. I was at the campus in a fiction writing class when we all head the bizarre scream. We all froze the teacher Mrs. Walker...
    QueerJedi QueerJedi
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Feb 16, 2015

    I'm a good climber. I live right next to the

    Everglades. I gots the guns and ammo available, though a sharp machete and a spear would do the trick. I'd eat some coconuts and bash some heads...hammered until they got me. I'd probably try crack, heroin, pcp, meth, and anything else I could find. Just to try them. Can you...
    Bigkahunaburger Bigkahunaburger
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Jul 30, 2014

    A Marine's Perspective

    I own one rifle at the moment, and plan to buy another soon (I currently have a 30-30 Winchester, and will own an AK-47 7.62 soon), so that is my focus when it comes to defense. I have a pretty large stockpile of ammunition, but the 80 hollow-points that I have saved will be the...
    HistoryGuy HistoryGuy
    26-30, M
    6 Responses Nov 27, 2008

    ****...the zombies know I am slow

    as Christmas. My *** would be gone. But if I somehow made it....Start a peaceful Zombie proof colony at a prison styled like Walking Dead Season 3.
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    1 Response Jan 26, 2015

    Part 2: Escape ~ I picked myself up from the

    floor and started heading towards the parking lot. I needed a car so I was going to steal one, but I didn't know how to steal a car. In the parking lot I saw a trail of blood. Not knowing where it would lead I decided to follow it and with luck I found a car with its door wide...
    QueerJedi QueerJedi
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 21, 2015

    I'd probably try to get some weapons

    and food in a car. Then grab my dog and drive like crazy to Narnia...but I think I'll be one of the first ones to die before I can get any weapon so wish me luck :'v
    deleted deleted
    Nov 28, 2015

    Grab anything I can and hide down the west

    but first I would take some Amo after. Food then run lol
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    2 Responses Feb 16, 2015

    I would first grab food take my mom,

    go to my grandpa and grandma's house and take everything out my grandpa's garage. He literally has everything. Then I would leave to Mississippi to my aunt Hazel's cause she lives in the middle of nowhere, and lives by nobody. And wouldn't leave unless food is needed. That's...
    countrygirlISTaylor countrygirlISTaylor
    18-21, F
    Jul 30, 2014

    Long Term Survival

    i'm very hard core about zombie survival.first off you need an egress route, and then you need a sustainable plan. the strategy differs quite a bit depending on whether zombies are the fast moving 28-days-later zombies, or the slothful ones from night of the living dead.i've been...
    EPStan EPStan
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Jan 24, 2010

    I'd act like one I'd avoid them in case I'd dig

    a home under the ground I'd befriend some dangerous animal and ask them to protect me I'd find survivors I'd build a flimsy gun out of rocks, or a catapult out of wood, a bow from ashwood. Whatever is possible. I'd work out and do push ups and the sort. I'd do whatever I like...
    Denzebarrrn Denzebarrrn
    18-21, M
    Feb 17, 2015
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jan 25, 2015

    I would kill them right away

    and make a team. If u run away scared all separated it's easier for them to kill and more people turn into zombies. I would establish a place, don't stop till it is completely safe. And I mean like completely. I would then venture out to gather food and supplies. And as my group...
    Eloisajames Eloisajames
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 31, 2014

    Foolproof Zombie Plan

    The cookie gun. I am brilliant! Here's to all you suckers that are using ammo to kill zombies. Ammo. LOL! : P
    Tekkamaki Tekkamaki
    11 Responses Oct 21, 2008

    I'm Screwed Even If I Survived.

    I can tell you now that no matter what I did I might have a 3-5 year time limit to live at most considering I'm insulin dependent. I'd most likely be at home when the chaos started. The first thing that would tip me off to it would be the chilling scream of a neighbor...
    Explodey Explodey
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Feb 20, 2010
    Pierce7891 Pierce7891
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jul 30, 2014

    Probably die. Im a terrible shot

    and not terribly brave.
    AuxArcs33 AuxArcs33
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Dec 29, 2015
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies
    18-21, F
    Jan 26, 2015


    I would find my roommate's brother who is obsessed with Zombies. He even gave out Zombie survival kits for Christmas. He knows zombie anatomy so well that he knows zombie pressure points and is an expert on Zombie-Fu which is a marshal art made for the defense against zombies...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    12 Responses Jan 9, 2009

    First Thing!

    Shockingly I am more preaperd for a zombie apocalypse than a freakin earthquake (my english sux **** yea!) first thing-PHONE FRIENDS WHO ARE ALSO WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL THEI LIVES! get together with friends and get ALL the weapons! (shotgun is the preffered weapon :D) second...
    Thetartarsoup Thetartarsoup
    26-30, M
    Feb 13, 2012

    What Kleisse Would Do

    1. Scream 2. Cry 3. Run away 4. Trip on a twig 5. Fall 6. Cry harder 7. Get up 8. Run away while carefully scanning ground 9. Go somewhere safe, like an abandoned house 10. Hide in closet 11. Die of starvation in closet
    kleisse kleisse
    22-25, F
    17 Responses Sep 7, 2008

    Get a bow or make one,

    then get or make tons of arrows, then get an axe. Stealth is always a good way to go.
    stewartgreen stewartgreen
    18-21, M
    Jul 12, 2015

    id be ready in combat mode nunchucks in hand id

    spin jump the 1st i see,karate chop the 2nd ... arm bar to the jugular ...short sit cradle UP KICK the biggest .... ear tug &...&...... none of the sort im way to lazy
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    2 Responses Nov 5, 2015

    Z.day Is Coming

    ok if z day happens and u have read this when the time comes im going to Florida im taking a cruise ship any there can join me hold off till i get there my name is aaron tipton if u belive sendme a txt that says z.day 931-704-5627
    atravis1999 atravis1999
    13-15, M
    1 Response Jul 9, 2012

    Is It Bad....

    that me and Joe already have a whole plan??????     The first part is tricky; I have to get to his house, but, we're hoping that we will have heard of the attack (Joe always has his ear to the ground when it comes to Zombies) and I can leg it there in a few seconds...
    Tesse Tesse
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jan 9, 2009
    mookun mookun
    26-30, M
    Feb 7, 2015

    I am very comfortable with my plans if

    and when an out break occurs. Whether it be zombies or just a deadly virus I know where to go and what to do. Luckily everyone dear to me is also smart about this type of situation. The biggest key to survival in any situation like this is to avoid urban areas especially...
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits
    22-25, M
    Feb 16, 2015

    Every man for themself.

    I always work better alone than in a group anyway
    TheDemonsWithin TheDemonsWithin
    18-21, M
    5 Responses Mar 14, 2015


    It really all depends on what kind of zombies attack. if its your common slow moving, unintelligent corpses only with animal instincts. (the most desirable kind of zombie.) These are the easiest kind of zombies to defeat after all just one shot to the head kills them :) if...
    fleabizzle fleabizzle
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Sep 9, 2008

    We Must Plan Now...

    We wake up one morning and find an infection has turned most of the town we live in into zombies.  They're on the march, and we have just a little time to prepare.  What do we do?  Let's plan together as only we can!
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    171 Responses Aug 29, 2008

    I think I would take all my knives

    and pack them, board up lots of food and water that we have in stock, and then I would walk to a store that sells guns. I would then steal guns, and make my way to find somewhere underground. I would make it as secure as possible and soon find recruiters to help. What would you...
    maddie91101 maddie91101
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jan 25, 2015

    when they're not around we quickly think of a

    safe house to go to, and when they come we find a way to lure them out of the way
    craz3f8g craz3f8g
    Feb 16, 2015

    Go North

    I have some friends up in Washington and we made a pact that if zombies took over we would all get together and get some weapons then go zombie hunting during the day and at night we would go somewhere remote and very high up.
    WanderingWiccan WanderingWiccan
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 29, 2009

    :( I'd also like to think

    that I'd be able to slay zombies one by one; killing them with any random weapons I can find. But in reality, the smacking of my thighs would attract their attention and I'd eventually trip over my cankles and be eaten. I still think a zombie apocalypse would be awesome.
    puberro puberro
    70+, F
    Mar 30, 2014
    Dantherainbowgenuisfish Dantherainbowgenuisfish
    Feb 17, 2015

    A Few Things Cleared Up

    Firstly zombies are NOT going to be super strong. Nothing short of evolution can increase a persons strength so rapidly So you can forget zombies ripping of doors and jumping meters such as shown in the movie I am legend Secondly in all the movies books and stories I have seen...
    Poddie15 Poddie15
    13-15, M
    Jul 14, 2012

    I would get my phone

    and my dog and friends. I'll kill everyone that I hate and then I would help others or I just do what happens in the walking dead. hahaha
    ourbestielife ourbestielife
    26-30, F
    Jan 25, 2015

    haha well,in every series/movie I watch,

    the zombies/aliens tend to stay away from Africa so I think I'm safe
    kamicapri kamicapri
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 16, 2015


    I'd blow them up and set up a new world order. ;D LMAO
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    15 Responses Sep 7, 2008

    Get all my friends and my guns

    and dogs then barricade my house cuz my addict is secure and my house is solid then of coarse my dog barking would give me away ohh whell I'm tripping my friends.
    ptbl ptbl
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jan 25, 2015

    I'd probably sacrifice myself

    so my family could get away.
    DollPaintedIvy DollPaintedIvy
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 26, 2015

    I would take all my pets

    and somehow make a very warm shelter, find a town that is barely occupied, and RAID ZE STOREZ!
    Wattpaduser1 Wattpaduser1
    26-30, T
    1 Response Jan 25, 2015

    if the zombies came to my school I would first

    try to protect my friends and we would run to the kitchen and I would take this huge knife and I would give them weapons to, then I would kill everyone I hate and then I would run home and we would go to the weapon store and take guns, knives, Etc. and then we will kick some...
    hope02345 hope02345
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jan 25, 2015
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