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I Want to Know What You Would Do If Zombies Attacked

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    First Thing!

    Shockingly I am more preaperd for a zombie apocalypse than a freakin earthquake (my english sux **** yea!) first thing-PHONE FRIENDS WHO ARE ALSO WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL THEI LIVES! get together with friends and get ALL the weapons! (shotgun is the preffered weapon :D) second...
    Thetartarsoup Thetartarsoup 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 13, 2012

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    I would get my phone

    and my dog and friends. I'll kill everyone that I hate and then I would help others or I just do what happens in the walking dead. hahaha
    ourbestielife ourbestielife 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Z.day Is Coming

    ok if z day happens and u have read this when the time comes im going to Florida im taking a cruise ship any there can join me hold off till i get there my name is aaron tipton if u belive sendme a txt that says z.day 931-704-5627
    atravis1999 atravis1999 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 9, 2012

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    At Work...

    On big video diplays shown while walking into work showed "Could we survive a zombie attack?".... clearly in humor... about disaster preparednesss... I dunno guys... it looks to me like os zombies just killed off one of your software developers... I think someone needs new...
    ILoveMarie ILoveMarie 36-40 Aug 9, 2010

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    Easy

    I would find my roommate's brother who is obsessed with Zombies. He even gave out Zombie survival kits for Christmas. He knows zombie anatomy so well that he knows zombie pressure points and is an expert on Zombie-Fu which is a marshal art made for the defense against zombies...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 13 Responses Jan 9, 2009

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    Go North

    I have some friends up in Washington and we made a pact that if zombies took over we would all get together and get some weapons then go zombie hunting during the day and at night we would go somewhere remote and very high up.
    WanderingWiccan WanderingWiccan 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 29, 2009

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    Wait out the initial storm

    for about a good 3 or 4 days, collect the spoils of war (guns, ammo, supplies), find others, survive as long as I can.
    KeithPrice94 KeithPrice94 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 30, 2014

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    Zombie Apocolypse

    1.Grab food,guns,mele weapons,a knife,water,and hand made molotove cocktails 2.Grab keys head to town get fire truck 3 Get the **ll out of town 4. Find the smallest town in history 5. before step 4,get more suplies 6.Good to go
    then00bly then00bly 22-25, M Mar 8, 2013

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    I'm a good climber. I live right next to the

    Everglades. I gots the guns and ammo available, though a sharp machete and a spear would do the trick. I'd eat some coconuts and bash some heads...hammered until they got me. I'd probably try crack, heroin, pcp, meth, and anything else I could find. Just to try them. Can you...
    Bigkahunaburger Bigkahunaburger 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 30, 2014

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    I would kill them right away

    and make a team. If u run away scared all separated it's easier for them to kill and more people turn into zombies. I would establish a place, don't stop till it is completely safe. And I mean like completely. I would then venture out to gather food and supplies. And as my group...
    Eloisajames Eloisajames 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 31, 2014

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    I think I would take all my knives

    and pack them, board up lots of food and water that we have in stock, and then I would walk to a store that sells guns. I would then steal guns, and make my way to find somewhere underground. I would make it as secure as possible and soon find recruiters to help. What would you...
    maddie91101 maddie91101 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Get all my friends and my guns

    and dogs then barricade my house cuz my addict is secure and my house is solid then of coarse my dog barking would give me away ohh whell I'm tripping my friends.
    ptbl ptbl 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    What Kleisse Would Do

    1. Scream 2. Cry 3. Run away 4. Trip on a twig 5. Fall 6. Cry harder 7. Get up 8. Run away while carefully scanning ground 9. Go somewhere safe, like an abandoned house 10. Hide in closet 11. Die of starvation in closet
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F 17 Responses Sep 7, 2008

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    If Zombies Attack . ..

    i think if zombies attack they will be simply wipe out.. humans are intelligent and they are easily get wild and love to kill so with the advance tech and guns zombies are nothing . .
    crushingnails crushingnails 18-21 2 Responses Apr 14, 2013

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    Pierce7891 Pierce7891 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 30, 2014

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    I would try to find one to fall in love with.

    Hey, it worked for the girl in Warm Bodies, lol :p
    Whoami30 Whoami30 26-30, M Mar 30, 2014

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    I'd like to think I'd rise to the occasion

    and become the zombie slaying hero, but in reality I'd just get eaten.
    thatguy3500 thatguy3500 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 30, 2014

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    We Must Plan Now...

    We wake up one morning and find an infection has turned most of the town we live in into zombies.  They're on the march, and we have just a little time to prepare.  What do we do?  Let's plan together as only we can!
    deleted deleted 26-30 171 Responses Aug 29, 2008

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    if the zombies came to my school I would first

    try to protect my friends and we would run to the kitchen and I would take this huge knife and I would give them weapons to, then I would kill everyone I hate and then I would run home and we would go to the weapon store and take guns, knives, Etc. and then we will kick some...
    hope02345 hope02345 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I would first grab food take my mom,

    go to my grandpa and grandma's house and take everything out my grandpa's garage. He literally has everything. Then I would leave to Mississippi to my aunt Hazel's cause she lives in the middle of nowhere, and lives by nobody. And wouldn't leave unless food is needed. That's...
    countrygirlISTaylor countrygirlISTaylor 16-17, F Jul 30, 2014

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    At Work....

    On big video diplays shown while walking into work showed "Could we survive a zombie attack?".... clearly in humor... about disaster preparednesss... I dunno guys... it looks to me like os zombies just killed off one of your software developers... I think someone needs new "anti...
    ILoveMarie ILoveMarie 36-40 Aug 9, 2010

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    ****...the zombies know I am slow

    as Christmas. My *** would be gone. But if I somehow made it....Start a peaceful Zombie proof colony at a prison styled like Walking Dead Season 3.
    bombchu bombchu 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I'd go to Bass Pro shop.

    I'd have everything i need.
    Magicbubbless Magicbubbless 16-17, F Mar 30, 2014

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    I Know What I Would Do!

    Probably die I have alot of ideas of what I'd do.. but the down to earth truth is I shant survive long enough to do any of it.
    MikaPocoMagika MikaPocoMagika 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 4, 2010

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    If Zombies Attaced

    If "zombies" attacked I would just laugh. I would find it very funny because they are just Hollywood stories.
    doctorirwin doctorirwin 46-50, M Aug 9, 2010

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    Find a Defensible Position

    Someplace that is difficult for zombies to get to. After years of thinking about this, I've decided the best choices are an island a ship mountain top cliffside oil drilling rig Water and food production would be a concern. Fuel, ammo and guns would...
    DoyEnne4475 DoyEnne4475 36-40 3 Responses Mar 28, 2009

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    Z-DAY!

    It really all depends on what kind of zombies attack. if its your common slow moving, unintelligent corpses only with animal instincts. (the most desirable kind of zombie.) These are the easiest kind of zombies to defeat after all just one shot to the head kills them :) if...
    fleabizzle fleabizzle 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 9, 2008

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    If I Have The Money...

    So, there is a potential influx of money coming my way. If, it does indeed pan out, here's what I'd do:First, I'd scout out some territories. I'm thinking any virgin forested areas, with a viable water source in Texas or Washington.I buy as much of the land in the area as my...
    Yellowfitzme Yellowfitzme 26-30, F 2 Responses May 16, 2012

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    I'm No Obstacle For Zombies...

    If zombies attacked I'd probably be laughing so hard I died xD The whole idea of a zombie attack - or zombies even existing - is just too funny!
    peanlo peanlo 18-21, F 27 Responses Aug 10, 2010

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    Is It Bad....

    that me and Joe already have a whole plan??????     The first part is tricky; I have to get to his house, but, we're hoping that we will have heard of the attack (Joe always has his ear to the ground when it comes to Zombies) and I can leg it there in a few seconds...
    Tesse Tesse 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 9, 2009

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    A Marine's Perspective

    I own one rifle at the moment, and plan to buy another soon (I currently have a 30-30 Winchester, and will own an AK-47 7.62 soon), so that is my focus when it comes to defense. I have a pretty large stockpile of ammunition, but the 80 hollow-points that I have saved will be the...
    HistoryGuy HistoryGuy 26-30, M 6 Responses Nov 27, 2008

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    Foolproof Zombie Plan

    The cookie gun. I am brilliant! Here's to all you suckers that are using ammo to kill zombies. Ammo. LOL! : P
    Tekkamaki Tekkamaki 31-35 11 Responses Oct 21, 2008

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    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    Hmmm..

    I'd blow them up and set up a new world order. ;D LMAO
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 15 Responses Sep 7, 2008

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    Long Term Survival

    i'm very hard core about zombie survival.first off you need an egress route, and then you need a sustainable plan. the strategy differs quite a bit depending on whether zombies are the fast moving 28-days-later zombies, or the slothful ones from night of the living dead.i've been...
    EPStan EPStan 26-30, M 4 Responses Jan 24, 2010

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    :( I'd also like to think

    that I'd be able to slay zombies one by one; killing them with any random weapons I can find. But in reality, the smacking of my thighs would attract their attention and I'd eventually trip over my cankles and be eaten. I still think a zombie apocalypse would be awesome.
    puberro puberro 70+, F Mar 30, 2014

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    I'm Screwed Even If I Survived.

    I can tell you now that no matter what I did I might have a 3-5 year time limit to live at most considering I'm insulin dependent. I'd most likely be at home when the chaos started. The first thing that would tip me off to it would be the chilling scream of a neighbor...
    Explodey Explodey 22-25, M 2 Responses Feb 20, 2010

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    A Few Things Cleared Up

    Firstly zombies are NOT going to be super strong. Nothing short of evolution can increase a persons strength so rapidly So you can forget zombies ripping of doors and jumping meters such as shown in the movie I am legend Secondly in all the movies books and stories I have seen...
    Poddie15 Poddie15 13-15, M Jul 14, 2012

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    I would take all my pets

    and somehow make a very warm shelter, find a town that is barely occupied, and RAID ZE STOREZ!
    Wattpaduser1 Wattpaduser1 26-30, T 1 Response 3 days ago

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    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I'd probably sacrifice myself

    so my family could get away.
    DollPaintedIvy DollPaintedIvy 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    It Depends...

    Like many others have said, it all depends on what kind of zombies we're all up against. Needless to say, we would all prefer the slow moving, Romero style zombies but the odds of that being the case are very slim as the closest thing we have to a zombie virus at the moment is...
    Nazryl Nazryl 22-25, M Dec 15, 2012

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