I Want to Know What You Would Name Your Octopus

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    I think Ollie is a good name for an Octopus.
    Hairstyle Hairstyle
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Apr 17, 2009

    Why Not?

    I'd name mine "Octo-Mom". I know, it's kind of an insult to the octopus to be named after such a stupid creature. I guess I'm heartless. [Disclaimer: for those of you who might not know who the real "Octo-mom" is, please google the term. It's the...
    VendettA12 VendettA12
    31-35, M
    5 Responses Apr 17, 2009


    I'd name mine Kyle.
    idky idky
    Apr 17, 2009


    I'd name him Legs and decorate his tank with fake jewels and high heel aquarium adornments. He would be my glam cephelopod!
    MIghtyQuinn85 MIghtyQuinn85
    26-30, F
    Dec 26, 2012

    Captain Steve

    "Captain" because it's nautically themed and he (possibly she) would be an aquatic organism. "Steve" is self explanatory. Not sure when, how, or if this would come up, but if I ever have an underwater aqua-dome as a lab at least I'll be covered.
    doctormadmann doctormadmann
    1 Response Feb 29, 2012

    I Will Name It

    I will name my octopus Caboose. Why? I don't know. I just think it would be awsome to have an octopus named Caboose.
    LittleBabyJess LittleBabyJess
    22-25, F
    Apr 16, 2009


    Fluffy.   'Nuff said
    montrealmichelle montrealmichelle
    Apr 18, 2009

    Mr. Super Sam Sucker

    My Octopus would be named The Super Sam Sucker yes I think that would be an appropriate name for my new friend...lol
    Angelworks Angelworks
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 17, 2009

    My Octopus

    Octopussy...cuz eight is enough!
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Apr 18, 2009

    Barbie Octopus

    I will name it BARBIE,  and  dress it like BARBIE,hope it  will make her feel she is pretty.... ( it  a female)
    jadebite jadebite
    31-35, F
    Apr 10, 2010

    Hmmm ... Jerry

     Yeah, he was this boy I "dated" when I was 13.  He had eight hands.  At least it seem that way.    
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 22, 2009

    My First Nightmare, When I Was 5

    Okay, so this pic is not funny - lol  - the first nightmare I had when I was 5 was about a giant octopus floating into my room  -- thanks for traumatizing me all over!!!     lol On that note I guess I'd name mine - GO Away
    kylae77 kylae77
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Apr 17, 2009

    Oscar Octopus

     I'd name him Osacar, although... I don't think I could name an octopus, because then I would not be able to eat him, and Octopus is on the traditional European menu where I come from. I know, I know, I can hear you vegetarians saying "WHAT?!" and others going...
    Wysteria1 Wysteria1
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Sep 19, 2009


    Im still going with Steve     But he's Jewish now, so not sure if that'll work
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes
    26-30, F
    20 Responses Sep 18, 2009

    I Think...

     I would name him Norman. Norman the octopus.     I actually have a turtle named Bernard.     And another named Sock.
    deleted deleted
    Apr 26, 2009


    Olaf the Omnipotent Octopus!
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    5 Responses Apr 17, 2009

    It's Obvious!

    I'd name mine Teko Muto! There is this one person me and my bf know....I am unsure how the joke started but this guy is named Teko Muto and he is pretty much a male version of Ursila from The Little Mermaid. And this octo guy is pretty much his avatar, so anything with tenticles...
    AlbinoLapineRedQueen AlbinoLapineRedQueen
    22-25, F
    Sep 18, 2009


     I'd call him......yes it's a HIM.....hands....or would that be arms ? either way there would be lots of touching
    c8lorraine c8lorraine
    5 Responses Apr 18, 2009


    I think I would name my octopus Wocketysnortel.
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Apr 17, 2009

    My Octopus...

    haha... i'll call him octupussy... hahaha^^ or... gitty... (Pugita is the tagalog term for octopus...lol:p) or pusit! hahaha
    mistyeyedlass mistyeyedlass
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 22, 2009

    Hmmmmmmmmm Soooo Many Choices

    Maybe Squid....... I have no idea
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    Apr 10, 2010

    The Octopus

    How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten - Tickles
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Dec 2, 2013


    I do not live with an actual octopus, but  I do have a toy stuffed octopus.  I named him Socrates because they are supposed to be very wise.  My sons also have toy octopi and they named them Wiggles and Ken.
    morticia1969 morticia1969
    36-40, F
    Sep 27, 2011


    ... it depends on which gender it is. if it is a girl I'd known it for Nakiami. but if it is a boy, I`d known it for Quai. I know it's weird names, but I like them.
    MiramotattA MiramotattA
    1 Response Jul 8, 2011

    Surname Mari

     it  be so cool to have a octopus  help you  with chores  of course you d have to live under water lol  but it be a friend that alway  could give you a hand  or a tentacle lol  but  my favourite  thing is the taste  of...
    buddhaboy1 buddhaboy1
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 17, 2009

    The Only Name Befitting Mine

    There be only one name that is worthy of my Octopus. Cthulhu!!!!!!
    JollyDevittaRoger JollyDevittaRoger
    22-25, M
    6 Responses Apr 21, 2009

    I Don't Know Why

    I would name him Darrel.
    ArabellaBlythe ArabellaBlythe
    26-30, F
    16 Responses Apr 17, 2009


    She already came with a name - MissBebe   It is the only way I can explain the speed of her typing. 
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Apr 26, 2009


    YES! The perfect name for an "Octopus" would be KEGELS!!! Get it? OK. If a women would practice her "kegels" then her "*****" could squeez like an Octopus! LMFAO!!!...DD
    Dewduster Dewduster
    66-70, M
    9 Responses Apr 16, 2009


    I definably think it should be Octo *****! lol!!!!
    kctiger kctiger
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jan 23, 2011


    I think my Octopus would be named Needy Ned Darcy.I don't know why, it just seems to work. He'd be needy but charming, although this wouldn't make him any more popular as  he'd squirt anyone with goo when they came within 10 inches of him.   (I don't know much about...
    Raddz Raddz
    18-21, F
    Sep 19, 2009

    My Octopus

    I don't want to get very friendly with it, because we can't hear each other, hug or hang out. So I just call it my octopus.
    LordVoldemort LordVoldemort
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 18, 2009


     I'll name him Inkubus and I'll name her Tentaclon. And both are special because they have super powers...dog gone it. 
    Tummie Tummie
    26-30, M
    8 Responses Apr 17, 2009

    I Saw This Group And I Have To Write A Story For It

    If I had a female pet octopus I would name her 'Inara'. If it were a male octopus it would be 'Fred' after Fred Weasley *RIP*  
    wack1985 wack1985
    31-35, F
    Oct 26, 2009


    I would name him Ocho.  I have no idea why.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    Sep 19, 2009
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