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I Want to Know What Your Boobs Should Be Called

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 31 People

    My Boobs Are Called Breasts!

    The sharing of a deep secret, desire and love...... Last night while sitting in the living room waiting for the Trick or Treaters to arrive, my hubby and I got into the most intiminate conversation....Yes, we started to discuss women's breasts. I wanted to know why he loved my...
    PeedeeDog PeedeeDog
    2 Responses Nov 1, 2008

    Caesar & Cleopatra

    ...uh...ok? I don't get it! lol
    mefirstGIMME mefirstGIMME
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Nov 2, 2008


    I call mine decadence and debauchery.....=)
    soleilbaby soleilbaby
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Sep 21, 2009

    Snip Snap Snorem

    My left breast & nipple is named Snip, my right one is Snap, and my **** is Snorem. Those names come from the card game "Snip Snap Snorem" which I played with other kids in my neighborhood.  (We played much naughtier games as we grew older!  Send me a private message about the...
    NewChrissy NewChrissy
    26-30, F
    8 Responses Mar 10, 2010


    Is it just me, or does the group logo look more like book pages than a pair? Is someone pulling a Rorsach on us?   I call mine birds, since there are birds called boobies.  ;)>
    Shayndel Shayndel
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 23, 2008


    I should call my boobs Homer & Marge haha
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Nov 1, 2008


    Your Boobies' Names Are: The Bazoombas Sexy ladies! I love it! LOL!! :)
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jan 5, 2009


    Boobs are boobs, mine are pete and repete because they are some much alike!
    carriewpd carriewpd
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 12, 2008

    NO F*cking Way!!!!

    WTF?????   You Should Call Your Boobs Beauty & The Beast WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT????  And which is which?????
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Nov 1, 2008

    What I Would Name My Boobs

    Someone should have used a level. I just developed this way maybe I can get them leveled. Anyone with this issues or one being larger than the other knows how hard it is to find a bra that fits! I have both these issues. Oh well! It still drives me crazy! So I guess my boobs...
    closedin closedin
    2 Responses Nov 3, 2008

    What I Call Mine

    I call mine, "The Girls!"  We do everything together, they're always there for me.  We love hanging together.......smiles.
    DragonAround DragonAround
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Nov 15, 2008

    Blogthings   You Should Call Your Boobs Trinidad & Tobago
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    11 Responses Nov 1, 2008

    MMMMMmmmm, Lemme See Now.

    Has anyone already taken "*** and Tat"?  If so, they'll be "Those sweet sisters, *** and Tat".  Or Big sisters *** and Tat (36 D).  To all those people who want surgery to get bigger, sometimes big on a small frame is a pain in the a**. ...
    mysticsovereign mysticsovereign
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Nov 1, 2008


    You Should Call Your Boobs "Death & Taxes" Sexy!
    unpredictablyme unpredictablyme
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 5, 2009

    Thunder and Lightning

    That's what the site said my breasts name should be. They do rule my man and our world. They're always shaking and popping out. My husband seems to want me to cover them. Now I see why. With a name like Thunder and Lightning, they are a forced to be reckoned with.
    Dimples87 Dimples87
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Nov 22, 2008


    You Should Call Your Boobs "Democrat & Republican" Sexy!  
    MementoMori1983 MementoMori1983
    22-25, F
    Dec 6, 2009


     Peaches & Cream.    That sounds kinda naughty.... 
    deleted deleted
    8 Responses Nov 22, 2008

    HBY Is Gonna Love This...

      You Should Call Your Boobs Thelma & Louise  Okay I know HBY is giggling up a storm over this one but...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    42 Responses Nov 1, 2008

    That Will Attract Attention!

    You Should Call Your Boobs "Peanut Butter & Jelly" Sexy!
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    Jan 6, 2009


    My boobs are called Alter and Ego. The left one is Alter and the right one Ego.
    Smurfie Smurfie
    56-60, F
    10 Responses Sep 29, 2009

    Hee Hee!

    You Should Call Your Boobs "Pinky & the Brain"   Exactly!
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    5 Responses Jan 5, 2009

    Starksy and Hutch

    Starsky & Hutch   hahahahaha Leo used to call them Pinky and Perky...
    deleted deleted
    6 Responses Nov 1, 2008

    THE Girls

    The title says it all :)   PS :  I REALLY love to have the girls licked -- all the time ...
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Jan 5, 2009

    I Dont Think So.....

    You Should Call Your Boobs....Bangers & Mash....    
    snowbunny1002 snowbunny1002
    46-50, F
    7 Responses Nov 7, 2008

    They Will Strike You Down and Bring You to Your Knees

    You Should Call Your Boobs: Thunder & Lightning
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    10 Responses Nov 1, 2008

    Funny Story.........

    I had a friend called hers shiela and mary hahaha I call mine my ladies........haha :)
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    Oct 16, 2011
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