I Want to Know What Your Bumper Stickers Say

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 17 People

    WWED?

    What Would Elvis Do?
    newdaydogEP newdaydogEP
    70+, M
    1 Response Jan 9, 2009

    A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: "God is

    coming -- and is SHE pissed!"
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 1, 2014

    One I Want to Get!

    I don't put stickers on my new Mustang GT and really don't need this one either, but one I would love to see and own would say.... I'M NOT GAY! GET OFF MY A**!
    kellyhappyman2day kellyhappyman2day
    46-50, M
    1 Response Apr 25, 2009

    Motorcycles Are Everywhere

    Swerve twice, take a life. Motorcycles are everywhere.
    fascad3 fascad3
    36-40, M
    Jul 6, 2010

    A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker I'm pretty

    sure God prefers spiritual fruits to religious nuts.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 28, 2014

    KEEP Calm

    MY BUMPER STICKERS SAYS (EASY DOES IT)AND (GOD IS IN CHARGE),
    Bluebird777 Bluebird777
    70+, F
    Dec 4, 2008

    A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: "Hail to

    the Sun God, For he is a Fun God, Ra Ra Ra."
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 21, 2015

    Bumper sticker: "Last Christmas I got a new

    rifle for my wife. Good trade, don't you think?"
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 16, 2014

    Mine Say

    one says Yes you can trust the goverment JUST ASK AN INDIAN,2. AMERICA LOVE IT OR GIVE IT BACK 3.PROUD TO BE CHEROKEE 4.HIPPIE CHICKS RULE 5. TRANSPORTATION 101    6.Earth Does not belong to us We belong to it 7.Homeland Security Fighting Terrorsim Since 1492 8.Lets us...
    rhorses rhorses
    51-55, F
    Apr 26, 2009

    Different

    I've never been a big fan of bumper stickers, but as a good friend pointed out once, the best way to really know what your opinion on an issue is, you have to actually live with it.  So when I started going through the process of adopting a child, certain issues ...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 15, 2009

    2 Actually

      I have two that I love so much and describe me: My all time favorite bumper sticker says,“I am not random. I just have lots of thoughts.” My second favorite was the tag on the front of my BMW. It read, “Princess onboard.”  My former...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    Apr 5, 2010

    A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: "The High

    Holidays have nothing to do with marijuana."
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 31, 2014

    Einstein Bumper Sticker

    "You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war"
    dayytripper dayytripper
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 8, 2008
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