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I Want to Know What Your Epitaph Will Read

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    Mine

    No tears , i am finally free!
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F 6 Responses Feb 11, 2008

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    My Epitaph

    "He's Finally Gone!  We Didn't Want Him Around Anyways!"
    jjarvi4pres2016 jjarvi4pres2016 26-30 Aug 18, 2008

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    Yeah

    "I wish I could have told you all..."
    eromreven eromreven 26-30 1 Response Mar 21, 2008

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    And the Women of the World Mourn.... (geez, I Hope So, Anyway!)

    Herein lies HeWhoPleasures Traveled the world, pleasuring treasures Women were shocked when using their measures And now he lies peaceful, at last at his leisure.
    HeWhoPleasures HeWhoPleasures 41-45, M 9 Responses Nov 18, 2008

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    I Bet Mine Says...

    "Well, I bet she can't do the yard now, no matter What she says she's going to do."   I have this tendancy of doing things, regardless of how it is going to make me feel, or no matter what anyone tells me NOT to do.  Case in point: My husband told me it was...
    forceofnature forceofnature 51-55, F 2 Responses Aug 21, 2008

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    Scattered!

    She enjoyed each day and was thankful! Since I Am going to be scattered I am going to etch this onto a big  stone in Ogham. It is painted above my seat in my studio. I might as well enjoy it every day also, why wait until I am dead!
    boedacia boedacia 46-50, F Feb 12, 2008

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    Mine...

    "Pepperoni and Extra Cheese" That's what it will say, and there will be a time when the generation that reads my stone won't get the joke.
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 1 Response May 27, 2008

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    I Want Mine To Say...

    "Stay in school and get your credentials"
    LilAnnie LilAnnie 56-60, F Dec 10, 2012

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    Here Lies Cassandra...

    "Not only did she march to beat of her own drum, she was born with dancing shoes on and she died with dancing shoes on"
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F Nov 18, 2008

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    Hmmmmm?

    I think that if I ever write something ridiculously amazing I would like it inscribed on my grave as my epitaph, but if I never write anything brilliant I'm just going to stick with "I tried."
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Nov 5, 2007

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    This Place Wasn't That Bad...

    ...But I want to look for a place that's even better.
    GreenBabylon GreenBabylon 22-25 Aug 2, 2012

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    I Want Mine to Say

    HER COMPASSION FOR ANIMALS FOLLOWS HER IN DEATH AS IT DID IN LIFE 
    justANNIE justANNIE 46-50, F 3 Responses Aug 19, 2008

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    Chelsea 2 Cool

    Taking away birthdays since 1987
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 18, 2008

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    Rhodesia Born Rhodsian To The End

    Here lies a great Rhodesian .He had the biggest heart and loved his friends and family was generous to the end.
    beastman111 beastman111 46-50, M Oct 13, 2011

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    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F Aug 13

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    FUUCCKKK!!!! I want to go down with some humor :D
    MovieJunkie MovieJunkie 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    MiniMe57 MiniMe57 13-15, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    dogsandwolves dogsandwolves 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    dogsandwolves dogsandwolves 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    Dayzdreamer Dayzdreamer 26-30, F Jul 28

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    The money is in the... *takes deep breath* *exhales slowly* *dies* :|
    emotionalyana emotionalyana 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 29

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    Don't kick the chair away don't kick the ch-------
    ligatureself ligatureself 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 29

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    "Hey everybody watch this"... Immediately dies lol
    LizardKing420 LizardKing420 16-17, M 3 Responses Jul 30

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    I have many but American beauty is one of the best for me.
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 30

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    You **** me, you ******* with the best- al Pacino's scarface
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M Jul 30

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    Gardens of the Night is high up there with Honey and The Lion King Favorite musical Chicago Favorite Horror is between House on Haunted Hill(1959) and The Haunting in Connecticut.
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 30

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    "Eat my ***" or "**** her right in the *****" my life would be complete if i said those things before i die.
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 30

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    "god forgive my sins"Chris I love u"take care of my sister"
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    A tout le monde, a tout mes amis, Je vous aime. Je dois partir. :)
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    My last words for real would be "Mom I Love you"
    ClassicLady ClassicLady 16-17, F Jul 30

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    1Lostcause 1Lostcause 16-17, T 1 Response Jul 30

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    Yellow Mid 90s Lamborghini Diablo SV or a dark red Jaguar XJ2200
    sultanofswats sultanofswats 26-30, M