Mine would say either "What you lookin at?" or "Did not forward a chain email".
When someone "flirts" with me, I just tend to ignore the fact that they are flirting... If they continue doing it, I don't really know what to do but to change the subject.... It's...
Instead of it saying born 1993 id love if it said 1893..so ppl can be like "woww she like nearly 200 yrs woahhh" :p
Here lies Evee. She died with her head to close to a rope and her feet too far from the ground.
Don't bother you all won't remember me anyway
"you're on my to haunt list, bruhh"
I see worms I see dirt now I see your **** stained skirt
get off my lawn
i'll be seeing you soon
roses are red violets are blue I hate people especially you...
I have had very strange dreams and out of body experience. And I need help understanding what's happening. I don't know of I'm an angel getting ready for battle or what. Please...
"I want a second opinion."
We all go a little mad sometimes.
"A free man born as a king who died as a slave"
Can't wait to see you all in hell xD
Mine would say...... "Brb"
It would say "So long you ****** *******"
I told you knuckleheads I was sick!
"Tried her hardest, but it was to much."
I loved her, but if we were being honest, this is what Grandma's tombstone would say.
Best superpower to give people common sense.
we'll see each other again eventually
Is this for the worst or the best?
Frankly my dear I don't give a damm.
...Ow...That hurts...Thaaat hurts...Oh lord that hurts...Dont worry guys I'll be fine--*explosion*
*burning buildings and a trail of bodies behind me* holy **** that was fun
*gets an arrow through the heart* I think the Indians are coming!
humans r out rated it our time to shine
You better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone for the times they are a-changin.
im a sagittarius and it fits me perfect i font think any other sign would fit me as good
Let me tell you about the treasure. Its buried-
Tell one direction I love them
"This is it." -Michael Jackson
God...dam it this isn't the end I wanted...I may be broken and battered but I'll go down killing as many as I can...