"OH GOD- THEY'VE BURIED HIM ALIVE! Why the hell are you still reading this? Get help! Dear Lord he's suffocating- do you have any idea how painful that is? Christ- you're still here!? Run you maggot- Get. Him. Help! Oh my GOD! He's bursting...
..honesty. I already have it established my tombstone will read "Hear Lies an Honest Man" and on the back a quote from Mother Teresa who I had a chance to meet "In this life we cannot always do great things. But can do small things with great love."
I have no intention of being put into the ground with the bugs and the darkness, I plan on being cremated and stored inside of Pringles cans. My children have already chosen their individual flavors, so they know whats up.
But IF I did intend to be buried, I have thought...
or comical quote.
"to the experienced mind death is but the next great adventure"- albums dumbledore
"The events of my death have been greatly exaggerated"- mark twain
"You can't fight off death forever but you can make the bas**** work for it."
"It's better to die happy...
I am not too bothered since I won't be around to see it....however this one has a certain....well.......something about it...............HEY maybe we should think up witty epitaphs for people we know???????????????