I am not too bothered since I won't be around to see it....however this one has a certain....well.......something about it...............HEY maybe we should think up witty epitaphs for people we know???????????????
I play life as a game. Therefore, "Game Over," would be perfect for my headstone. Unless I die in combat, then I want something very clever, yet combat related... maybe even "Respawn in 9..." or "Resting In Pieces." Can you think of any that would be good for that?
..honesty. I already have it established my tombstone will read "Hear Lies an Honest Man" and on the back a quote from Mother Teresa who I had a chance to meet "In this life we cannot always do great things. But can do small things with great love."
I INTEND ON BEING CREAMATED..
I WANT MY ASHES PLACED IN AS MANY,PUSTAFIX BUBBLE BOTLES, AS POSSIBLE..
THESE BOTTLES OF PUSTAFIX BUBBLES, WILL BE DISTRIBUTED AMONG MY FAMILY MEMBERS, AND, ALL FRIENDS, AND, STRANGERS, IF THEY CARE, TO INDULDGE, MY ...FINAL REQUESTS...MIDNIGHT...
now I see your **** stained skirt
get off my lawn
i'll be seeing you soon
roses are red violets are blue I hate people especially you
its a work in progress i'm not sure if I want to scare them or make a joke out of it
hmm maybe i'll scare them to death...
"OH GOD- THEY'VE BURIED HIM ALIVE! Why the hell are you still reading this? Get help! Dear Lord he's suffocating- do you have any idea how painful that is? Christ- you're still here!? Run you maggot- Get. Him. Help! Oh my GOD! He's bursting...
I have no intention of being put into the ground with the bugs and the darkness, I plan on being cremated and stored inside of Pringles cans. My children have already chosen their individual flavors, so they know whats up.
But IF I did intend to be buried, I have thought...