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I Want to Know Which Is the Sexiest Instrument

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    Ok, Ummmmm.....

    I can't really pinpoint any one instrument....I'd have to say any of them....if he's playing it, singing, and looking me in the eyes, that's going to be it for me.....I'm his....game over, and he has won!!!
    Babydoll42 Babydoll42 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 13, 2013

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    Um

    the p'enis? It's the instrument of looove.
    wonderlust wonderlust 26-30, F 5 Responses Jan 20, 2008

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    Surprise Surprise....

    Personally I think that Euphonium is the sexiest insturment....because its common knowledge that Euphonists blow harder, tongue quicker and finger faster!! ;)
    Flugelblues Flugelblues 31-35, F 3 Responses May 21, 2008

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    I Have To Say The Harmonica :))

    I have a great male friend who is a Blues musician who plays the harmonica seeing him play always gets me going. What he does with his mouth is amazing. I'm learning how to it
    bilow72 bilow72 36-40, F Jan 23, 2013

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    The Bagpipes

    Just think about it.  For sure, it's the bagpipes.
    ElLagarto ElLagarto 56-60, M 8 Responses Jan 21, 2008

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    The Double Bass

    I love the string family, and I love the sound of all four members, but the double bass does the trick for me.  But, I always pay a lot of attention to the bass line in most tunes, and I am a sucker for swing, good blues, some jazz and of course nothing like the symphony...I...
    mj915 mj915 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 20, 2008

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    Electric Guitar Wins Strings Down

    No piano, no keyboard, no trumpet, no violin, no harp, no obo, no bassoon, no flute, no recorder, no organ, no drum, no clarinet, no cello, no bass, no other instrument has ever or will ever be sexier than a 6-string electric guitar. Never have I ever seem a more alluring...
    Floydess Floydess 18-21, F 11 Responses May 5, 2011

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    What About the Least Sexiest?

    I'd say the juice harp; the spit flies everywhere...
    Shayndel Shayndel 26-30, F Jul 10, 2008

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    Another Biased Cello Player's Opinion

    I vote for the cello as well.  1) It has curves like a sexy woman, 2) you hold it between your legs to play it, and 3) it vibrates. And don't forget the superb "voice". (The head, arms, and legs aren't even optional.  And no, I don't have a "...
    1buckingham 1buckingham 41-45 Feb 4, 2008

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    Another Biased Cello Player's Opinion

    I vote for the cello as well.  1) It has curves like a sexy woman, 2) you hold it between your legs to play it, and 3) it vibrates. And don't forget the superb "voice". (The head, arms, and legs aren't even optional.  And no, I don't have a "...
    1buckingham 1buckingham 41-45 1 Response Feb 4, 2008

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    Drums

    I've always found drummers sexy for some reason not sure why.
    howsab howsab 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 26, 2012

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    A String

    The string instruments with the sounds and the beauty of the instrument, the expression that is shown is classic yet abstracted. Like a depressed persons thoughts melancholy. Logical yet insane. I love the voilin.
    MiseducatedChik MiseducatedChik 26-30, F Jan 21, 2008

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    The Harmonica

    Why I hear you ask? Well that's easy, I've always got great pleasure from a having an organ in my mouth, harmonicas, you can't beat them!
    Illiteratetroll Illiteratetroll 46-50 4 Responses Nov 22, 2012

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