I Want to Know Which Is the Sexiest Instrument

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    Another Biased Cello Player's Opinion

    I vote for the cello as well.  1) It has curves like a sexy woman, 2) you hold it between your legs to play it, and 3) it vibrates. And don't forget the superb "voice". (The head, arms, and legs aren't even optional.  And no, I don't have a "...
    1buckingham 1buckingham
    41-45
    Feb 4, 2008

    The Double Bass

    I love the string family, and I love the sound of all four members, but the double bass does the trick for me.  But, I always pay a lot of attention to the bass line in most tunes, and I am a sucker for swing, good blues, some jazz and of course nothing like the symphony...I...
    mj915 mj915
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 20, 2008

    Surprise Surprise....

    Personally I think that Euphonium is the sexiest insturment....because its common knowledge that Euphonists blow harder, tongue quicker and finger faster!! ;)
    Flugelblues Flugelblues
    31-35, F
    3 Responses May 21, 2008

    I Have To Say The Harmonica :))

    I have a great male friend who is a Blues musician who plays the harmonica seeing him play always gets me going. What he does with his mouth is amazing. I'm learning how to it
    bilow72 bilow72
    41-45, F
    Jan 23, 2013

    A String

    The string instruments with the sounds and the beauty of the instrument, the expression that is shown is classic yet abstracted. Like a depressed persons thoughts melancholy. Logical yet insane. I love the voilin.
    MiseducatedChik MiseducatedChik
    26-30, F
    Jan 21, 2008

    Um

    the p'enis? It's the instrument of looove.
    wonderlust wonderlust
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Jan 20, 2008

    The Harmonica

    Why I hear you ask? Well that's easy, I've always got great pleasure from a having an organ in my mouth, harmonicas, you can't beat them!
    Illiteratetroll Illiteratetroll
    46-50
    2 Responses Nov 22, 2012

    Another Biased Cello Player's Opinion

    I vote for the cello as well.  1) It has curves like a sexy woman, 2) you hold it between your legs to play it, and 3) it vibrates. And don't forget the superb "voice". (The head, arms, and legs aren't even optional.  And no, I don't have a "...
    1buckingham 1buckingham
    41-45
    1 Response Feb 4, 2008

    Ok, Ummmmm.....

    I can't really pinpoint any one instrument....I'd have to say any of them....if he's playing it, singing, and looking me in the eyes, that's going to be it for me.....I'm his....game over, and he has won!!!
    NotHisBabydoll NotHisBabydoll
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Apr 13, 2013

    The Bagpipes

    Just think about it.  For sure, it's the bagpipes.
    ElLagarto ElLagarto
    56-60, M
    6 Responses Jan 21, 2008

    Drums

    I've always found drummers sexy for some reason not sure why.
    howsab howsab
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jan 26, 2012

    What About the Least Sexiest?

    I'd say the juice harp; the spit flies everywhere...
    Shayndel Shayndel
    26-30, F
    Jul 10, 2008

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