I Want to Know Which Superhero You Think Is the Lamest

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    If there is a superhero villian who is foiled by the sachets of soy sauce you get from the takeaway....Well If there is.... I challenge him to come to my house..... Me and the soy are gonna whoop his ***....
    CharlieUniform CharlieUniform
    31-35, F
    7 Responses May 25, 2011


    being super strong and super naked.... flying and diving... are all better/benifical then just ummm... melting. haha. im sure someone will disagree though just cause.
    Doxtah Doxtah
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Apr 23, 2011

    Jumping On the Bandwagon...

    ...Barak Obama.         I cant see change happening         But there is hope that the other idiot didn't win
    deleted deleted
    Nov 7, 2008


    I just think the whole superhero get-up like the outside underwear & bright colored spandex tights is lame! Lol! Theres some good stories behind the superheroes though, but some of their outfits need to go.
    anonymousgw1001 anonymousgw1001
    4 Responses Dec 17, 2008


    First of all, I want to clarify I'm not talking about the Batman and Robin television show. I'm basing my opinion off the movie, "Batman and Robin." I think Robin is lame. He follows Batman around all the time and doesn't really do anything useful. Batman has to waste...
    dramaqueen82 dramaqueen82
    2 Responses Nov 9, 2008


    It's not his powers or the super hero group he's from.  I actually love the X-Men and am a big fan, but I think Cyclops is a jerk.  He's got a bit of a black and white complex and a big stick stuck up his behind.  The only version of Cyclops I like...
    SerenaDragonfly SerenaDragonfly
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 23, 2009

    Ya, Superman

    A guy in tights. How manly and heroic. :PMy fav is spiderman! :D
    deleted deleted
    May 23, 2011


    What a penis I know it isn't my most articulate story, but he totally is a weenis.
    TheEvilLeaper TheEvilLeaper
    26-30, M
    Apr 5, 2012


     OK now don't get the wrong Idea, yes superman's powers are arguably some of the greatest going. BUT he's just so cheesy and crappy looking. those girly tights and stupid hair do let him down. if he looked cooler he would own everyone else.
    ThorGodOfThunder ThorGodOfThunder
    16-17, M
    1 Response Aug 2, 2009

    Mr. Fantastic

    He can stretch. ... ... O_o I just think that's really lame. Also up there is still Aquaman though. Useless without the ocean.
    TheOnlyBenis TheOnlyBenis
    22-25, M
    2 Responses May 23, 2011


     AQUAMAN!!! The planet is in danger!!!!! whose gonna help that lady the (a villain here)is gonna throw her from that building!!! where is AQUAMAN! well aquaman only protects the creature of the sea and he only works in the sea so don't wait for him to protect u here on...
    andreinac13 andreinac13
    22-25, F
    1 Response Nov 9, 2008

    My Vote

    After a little discussion, I have changed my vote to the Wonder Twins. Because, even though Captain Underpants is still on my list, there's not denying the fact that he's not as lame as the Wonder Twins. =P
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Nov 9, 2008


    Ummm, he was nothing but a cheap rip-off of that fabulously classic canine ghost caper Scooby Doo!  Scooby would do anything for a Scooby Snack!
    golddustwoman golddustwoman
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Nov 3, 2008

    Lets See

    It's Robin, Batman's protege.  Here's a teenager running around in a pair of Leotards and living alone (except for Alfred the butler) with a middleaged man.  What's up with that?  I'm not homophobic or anything but they ought to have given the show a XXX rating...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    2 Responses Nov 4, 2008


    All right, this is a fact....AQUAMAN is the lamest... out of the water he has no powers and even in water where small fish reside his power is no use...lamest character hands down......
    RodAox RodAox
    1 Response Nov 7, 2008


    What?!? no powers??? where's the fun in that?
    EntrepGuy EntrepGuy
    22-25, M
    11 Responses Nov 7, 2008
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