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I Want to Know Who Farted

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 6 People

    Fart Like a Duck

    I was on a camping trip this weekend. I thought I heard a duck quack. So I asked my husband where the duck was. He repiled "What duck?" I heard a duck quack. Then all of a sudden I hear it again. "That duck." He said that wasn't a duck "I farted." His fart sounded exactly like a...
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 7, 2008

    Whoever Smelt It Dealt It

    Who farted? It wasn't me. I bet it was my husband. He farts every 5 seconds. He's like the Spleen on mystery Men. You know what's weird, throughout my whole life I have never heard my dad or my mom fart ever. Strange. So who farted?
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Apr 4, 2008

    Oh What a Sin

    One time when my husband was little he farted in the catholic church. You know how things can echo in there. While in the middle of the priest's surmon he ripped a big one. It echoed really loud and it vibrated the wooden pew. His mother was so mortified. She pinched him.
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    Apr 7, 2008

    How Horrible! Lol

    When I was married it was me, my husband, our oldest (I was pregnant with #2) child, and the dog in the living room. All of a sudden you hear a loud fart... My son looks around and laughs, the dog looks up with a "Huh? What was that?" look on his face and my husband...
    FolsomOrchid FolsomOrchid
    26-30, F
    Jan 22, 2009

    Alright, Who Did It?

    I have a fairly sensitive sniffer, and I'm always smelling things and trying to figure out where it's coming from... The worst is when I'm smelling... you guessed it,  Grade A human SH*T in vapor form!  It's usually in the grocery store, or Goddess help us.. on an...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel
    31-35, M
    Jun 11, 2009
    HurricaneLeia HurricaneLeia
    26-30, F
    Apr 20, 2010
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