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I Want to Know Will You Join My Crew of Pirates

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    Pirates

    yeah,lets go,pull out the sails & shiver me timbers!
    clayantony clayantony 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 21, 2010

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    Made A Poll - Who Is Your Favorite Pirate?

    They're all my favorites - read about a pirate today! 
    LeisaWolf LeisaWolf 51-55, F 6 Responses Dec 20, 2009

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    The Answer Is Yes.

    I was going to say a really silly response about women power, but I can't stop laughing at myself. So instead I will just say yes, I will join your crew of pirates. But only if I don't have to do any of the dirty work. Which is to say, as long as I don't...
    immaheidi immaheidi 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 12, 2009

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    I'm Ready....

    Where do I put me "X"? 
    PaladinOH PaladinOH 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 14, 2010

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    Swords Woman, Ship Guard

      No scum shall get aboard this ship whilst I be the Gaurd! 
    LunaWolff LunaWolff 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 20, 2009

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    Arrrrrrrrr!!!

    This is the story of how I became a pirate... and why I am proud to be one.  One of the first books I read was Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson. I found it while exploring the house on one of my mother's outings, and enjoyed every word of it. Although I had never...
    sweetmeisje sweetmeisje 26-30, F May 21, 2010

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    Time To Change Our Ways

    I think it's time for pirates nowadays to catch up with technology. Gone are the days of sailing around the oceans and seas of this earth. It's now time for us to take our pirating ways to space. We need to sneak onto a NASA base or Area 51, steal ourselves a space ship, and...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller 22-25, F 8 Responses Oct 26, 2009

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    Jolly Roger

    park our ship outside a bar......drink booze,smoke dak,shoot pool,root......til the cows come home.
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M Apr 7, 2010

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    Arrgh Matey

     I'm a good galley cook n kin lend a hand a swabbin', I'm a purty good pirate fer a girl...  
    LeisaWolf LeisaWolf 51-55, F 9 Responses Dec 20, 2009

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    Arrrrr

    fifteen minutes to fix my homemade breast, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
    LisaMichaels LisaMichaels 41-45, M Oct 14, 2009

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    I'll Always Be Doin' What A Scurvy Pirate Do.

      Ahoy th' whole crew, I be pleased to meet ye, 'n I be extra grog-filled that I have found 'tis group. Findin' scurvy pirate mates be not easy. I be pleased to introduce meself, I be a tier 'o knots, though I be also practiced at general tomfoolery 'n wholesale ruckus...
    AlternateSource AlternateSource 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 31, 2010

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    Does Anyone Take Polls In Ep?

    I think the link for polls is too low on the page and should have a link at the top so people know there is one... only 4 votes cast from 55 members...
    LeisaWolf LeisaWolf 51-55, F 11 Responses Jan 6, 2010

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    My Pirate Name Is...

    BLACKHEART    It's been my name for years... Sailin' the briney in my dreams, clinkin' gold coins, and carin' for my captain!
    LeisaWolf LeisaWolf 51-55, F 1 Response Dec 20, 2009

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    Do Chipmunks Get Seasick?

    I weren't sure, so I fastly snapped this photo of ChipmunkErnie- what do ya think? He look a bit green to you?  
    LeisaWolf LeisaWolf 51-55, F 2 Responses Dec 20, 2009

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    Hoist The Colours!

                                Let us make sail mateys!!                       This captain is a tired o waitin for the      ...
    KiwigirlAnj KiwigirlAnj 36-40, F 220 Responses Oct 29, 2009

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    Arrrrr

    fifteen minutes to fix my homemade breast, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
    LisaMichaels LisaMichaels 41-45, M 2 Responses Oct 14, 2009

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    Pillaging and Plundering, Arrg!

    Gladly join you saucy crew as a pirate.  Oh the life on the sea. Full of adventure in pillaging and plundering.  Any additional perks as part of your crew? Crumpets & tea at 3?
    polysexminoh polysexminoh 46-50, M 3 Responses Sep 12, 2009

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    Ahoy, Hello My Cabin Boy Ye'll Ne'er Get Me Buried Booty!

    Ahoy, would you join my crew for ad'enture on the high seas? A pence for an old man o'de sea?
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 6, 2010

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    Arg! My Booty Is Plentiful.

    I don't wear an eye patch but I am indeed a pirate at heart.  I collect many things that are shiny, pretty and musical. lol
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 29 Responses Sep 20, 2009

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    Hoist The Colors !

    Ahoy ! Me be l'kin' fo' mateys t'be part o' me crew ! And no lubbers ! Ye'll be keelhauled !
    Inoue Inoue 18-21, F 83 Responses Apr 22, 2010

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    But We're The God Guys... Hmmmm.

    Politics in my Film World Sucks. Yeah pirates alright and the only ones that will stand up for the people that can't stand up for themselves. It's damn near like a Star Wars movie sans George Lucas... sorry Mister Lucas, not this time, it's a celebrity thing! Hey I just work for...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 26, 2012

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    I'll Join Mate

    I have may skills. I'm good with a cutlass.  (Mine is a fine weapon) I know the difference from starboard and larboard.  I can navigate by the stars. Most importantly I know where there are some barrels of rum.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 21, 2009

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    Yea!!!

    I know I got a fake knife somewhere around here, and an eyepatch too!!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Nov 20, 2009

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    I really want to, I need to meet you IRL. I want to hold you and weave my fingers into yours. I have to find you fist. I know you are there somewhere. Your soulmate
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    A friend posted under this.So ,I am also curious to know why you added me to your circle.?
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    I want to know if you think I'm attractive lol.
    themFeels themFeels 13-15, F 10 Responses Aug 18

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    kwill754 kwill754 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 18

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    SKiesterly SKiesterly 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    It's not that I mind, it's that is like to talk to you and know why you added me, it's like whys you add me and then never say a word to me and also have nothing to say
    Fred363 Fred363 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    Actually I want to know do you think this picture is cool or not?
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    Your Style is Passive When it comes to communicating with others, you tend to let them take the lead. You prefer to listen. You aren't necessarily meek or shy, but you are...
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