I Want to Know Will You Join My Crew of Pirates

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 109 People

    Arg! My Booty Is Plentiful.

    I don't wear an eye patch but I am indeed a pirate at heart.  I collect many things that are shiny, pretty and musical. lol
    ichooselife ichooselife
    36-40, F
    27 Responses Sep 20, 2009

    I'm Ready....

    Where do I put me "X"? 
    PaladinOH PaladinOH
    51-55, M
    1 Response Feb 14, 2010

    Arrgh Matey

     I'm a good galley cook n kin lend a hand a swabbin', I'm a purty good pirate fer a girl...  
    LeisaWolf LeisaWolf
    51-55, F
    7 Responses Dec 20, 2009

    Pillaging and Plundering, Arrg!

    Gladly join you saucy crew as a pirate.  Oh the life on the sea. Full of adventure in pillaging and plundering.  Any additional perks as part of your crew? Crumpets & tea at 3?
    polysexminoh polysexminoh
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Sep 12, 2009

    Hoist The Colours!

                                Let us make sail mateys!!                       This captain is a tired o waitin for the      ...
    KiwigirlAnj KiwigirlAnj
    36-40, F
    217 Responses Oct 29, 2009

    Made A Poll - Who Is Your Favorite Pirate?

    They're all my favorites - read about a pirate today! 
    LeisaWolf LeisaWolf
    51-55, F
    6 Responses Dec 20, 2009


    I know I got a fake knife somewhere around here, and an eyepatch too!!!!
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Nov 20, 2009

    Time To Change Our Ways

    I think it's time for pirates nowadays to catch up with technology. Gone are the days of sailing around the oceans and seas of this earth. It's now time for us to take our pirating ways to space. We need to sneak onto a NASA base or Area 51, steal ourselves a space ship, and...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller
    22-25, F
    8 Responses Oct 26, 2009

    Does Anyone Take Polls In Ep?

    I think the link for polls is too low on the page and should have a link at the top so people know there is one... only 4 votes cast from 55 members...
    LeisaWolf LeisaWolf
    51-55, F
    11 Responses Jan 6, 2010

    But We're The God Guys... Hmmmm.

    Politics in my Film World Sucks. Yeah pirates alright and the only ones that will stand up for the people that can't stand up for themselves. It's damn near like a Star Wars movie sans George Lucas... sorry Mister Lucas, not this time, it's a celebrity thing! Hey I just work for...
    deleted deleted
    Jan 26, 2012

    The Answer Is Yes.

    I was going to say a really silly response about women power, but I can't stop laughing at myself. So instead I will just say yes, I will join your crew of pirates. But only if I don't have to do any of the dirty work. Which is to say, as long as I don't...
    immaheidi immaheidi
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 12, 2009

    Swords Woman, Ship Guard

      No scum shall get aboard this ship whilst I be the Gaurd! 
    LunaWolff LunaWolff
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Sep 20, 2009

    "Drink up me hearties,

    yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! You know this song, parrot? Feel free to join in anytime. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads. Drink up me hearties, yo ho!" ―Jack Sparrow to a parrot
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 21, 2015

    I'll Join Mate

    I have may skills. I'm good with a cutlass.  (Mine is a fine weapon) I know the difference from starboard and larboard.  I can navigate by the stars. Most importantly I know where there are some barrels of rum.
    deleted deleted
    Dec 21, 2009

    My Pirate Name Is...

    BLACKHEART    It's been my name for years... Sailin' the briney in my dreams, clinkin' gold coins, and carin' for my captain!
    LeisaWolf LeisaWolf
    51-55, F
    1 Response Dec 20, 2009

    Ahoy, Hello My Cabin Boy Ye'll Ne'er Get Me Buried Booty!

    Ahoy, would you join my crew for ad'enture on the high seas? A pence for an old man o'de sea?
    deleted deleted
    Apr 6, 2010

    Do Chipmunks Get Seasick?

    I weren't sure, so I fastly snapped this photo of ChipmunkErnie- what do ya think? He look a bit green to you?  
    LeisaWolf LeisaWolf
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Dec 20, 2009


    yeah,lets go,pull out the sails & shiver me timbers!
    clayantony clayantony
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Mar 21, 2010

    Hoist The Colors !

    Ahoy ! Me be l'kin' fo' mateys t'be part o' me crew ! And no lubbers ! Ye'll be keelhauled !
    Inoue Inoue
    18-21, F
    83 Responses Apr 22, 2010


    fifteen minutes to fix my homemade breast, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
    LisaMichaels LisaMichaels
    41-45, M
    Oct 14, 2009


    fifteen minutes to fix my homemade breast, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
    LisaMichaels LisaMichaels
    41-45, M
    1 Response Oct 14, 2009

    Arrrr! Tis a pirate's life I be lookin' for!

    ! With a parrot on mi shoulder. A patch over mi eye and a black spot in mi pocket!! Break out the rum matey! And in the spirit of cap'n Teach, let's sail the world and pillage our way to a chest full o treasure!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    Jan 21, 2015

    I'll Always Be Doin' What A Scurvy Pirate Do.

      Ahoy th' whole crew, I be pleased to meet ye, 'n I be extra grog-filled that I have found 'tis group. Findin' scurvy pirate mates be not easy. I be pleased to introduce meself, I be a tier 'o knots, though I be also practiced at general tomfoolery 'n wholesale ruckus...
    AlternateSource AlternateSource
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jan 31, 2010

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