Politics in my Film World Sucks.
Yeah pirates alright and the only ones that will stand up for the people that can't stand up for themselves.
It's damn near like a Star Wars movie sans George Lucas... sorry Mister Lucas, not this time, it's a celebrity thing!
Hey I just work for...
I have may skills. I'm good with a cutlass. (Mine is a fine weapon) I know the difference from starboard and larboard. I can navigate by the stars. Most importantly I know where there are some barrels of rum.
I think it's time for pirates nowadays to catch up with technology.
Gone are the days of sailing around the oceans and seas of this earth.
It's now time for us to take our pirating ways to space. We need to sneak onto a NASA base or Area 51, steal ourselves a space ship, and...
With a parrot on mi shoulder. A patch over mi eye and a black spot in mi pocket!!
Break out the rum matey! And in the spirit of cap'n Teach, let's sail the world and pillage our way to a chest full o treasure!!!
yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! You know this song, parrot? Feel free to join in anytime. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads. Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"
―Jack Sparrow to a parrot
Ahoy th' whole crew, I be pleased to meet ye,
'n I be extra grog-filled that I have found 'tis group.
Findin' scurvy pirate mates be not easy.
I be pleased to introduce meself, I be a tier 'o knots,
though I be also practiced at general tomfoolery
'n wholesale ruckus...
I was going to say a really silly response about women power, but I can't stop laughing at myself. So instead I will just say yes, I will join your crew of pirates. But only if I don't have to do any of the dirty work. Which is to say, as long as I don't...