I Want to Know Your Best Break Up Line

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    I Want to Know Your Best Break Up Line

    OK - we have ALL done this. What is you ALL TIME BEST line that you have given or you have received??  I'll start with the classic: It's not you - it's me  : )
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Dec 15, 2008

    Classic

      It's not me it's you! Now crawl up your own *** and die!  (Last part taken from friends :P) 
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 9, 2009

    One I Am Proudest of

    Ex - "I am sorry, You just are so much fun to play with and wind up"   Me- "Game Over"
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    26-30
    6 Responses Mar 9, 2009
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