I Want To Know Your Best Comebacks

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 26 People

    From A Comedy Song

    "I wouldn't touch your **** if I was poisoned And the anecdote was in your *****"
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Oct 28, 2009

    Guy: check out these guns!

    Me: looks like you need some bullets
    YouCantEscapeMyDemons YouCantEscapeMyDemons
    16-17, M
    4 Responses Jun 28, 2015

    for ******* : I'm not insulting you I was

    describing you for douchbags: Being a **** wont grow you one
    Amacey Amacey
    18-21, F
    Apr 27, 2015

    Justice Is Served

    Some guy- Man, you smell like trash. Me- That's probably because I hang around you so much. Some guy- You failed. Me- So did your Dads condom. Some guy- You must be a yankee retard. Me- Don't get me wrong. I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but unfortunately I...
    Wittyname1234 Wittyname1234
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jun 30, 2011

    bully: why r u so fat?

    comeback: because everytime i do ur mom, she gives me a cookie
    mike8989 mike8989
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jul 28, 2014
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