I Want to Know Your Best Knock Knock Jokes

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    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Ocelot! Ocelot who? Ocelot of questions don't you!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 10, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Ike! Ike who? Ike-n't stop laughing!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 21, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Lodz! Lodz who? Lodz of fun! Knock Knock Who's there? Lois! Lois who? Lois the man on the totem pole! Knock Knock Who's there? Louis! Louis? Louis'n up!
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    61-65, M
    2 Responses Mar 18, 2014

    "Knock, Knock. Who's there?

    Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!"
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Aug 11, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Nevada! Nevada who? Nevada saw you look so bad, you should be bed!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 1, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Pammy! Pammy who? Pammy the key, the door is locked!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 15, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Cecile! Cecile who? Cecile this envelope!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 24, 2014

    Knock Knock Whos there !

    Bashful ! Bashful who ? I cant tell you, Im so embarrassed !
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 5, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Alex Alex who? Alexplain later, now let me in.
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    61-65, M
    2 Responses Nov 16, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Lloyd! Lloyd who? Lloyd a donkey to water but you can't make it drink! Knock Knock Who's there? Llama! Llama who? Llama Yankee Doodle Dandy...!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 18, 2014

    Knock, Knock Who's there?

    Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup to me if you can, I have your wallet.
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 9, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Ya! Ya who? I didn't know you were a cowboy! Knock Knock Who's there? Yacht! Yacht who? Yacht a know me by know!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response May 10, 2014

    Knock, knock. Who's there?

    Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 9, 2014

    Knock Knock

    Knock Knock Who's there? Japan! Japan who! Japan is too hot, ouch!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 9, 2013

    Who's there? Cash! Cash who?

    Cash me if you can!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 29, 2014

    Knock Knock Knock Knock Who's there?

    Alex Alex who? Alexplain later now let me in.
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    61-65, M
    2 Responses Dec 27, 2014

    Knock Knock

    Knock Knock Who's there? Jean! Jean who? Jeanius - you just don't recognise it!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 9, 2013

    Knock, knock Who's there?

    Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly, cows go "moo."
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 29, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Watson Watson who? Watson television
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 7, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Sinatra! Sinatra who? Sinatra be a law!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 12, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Neal! Neal who? Neal and pray!
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    61-65, M
    2 Responses Sep 1, 2014

    Knock Knock

    Knock Knock Who's there? Monkey! Monkey who? Monkey won't fit that's why I knocked!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 16, 2013

    Knock, knock. Who's there?

    Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 2, 2015

    Knock Knock

    Knock Knock Who's there? Janet! Janet who! Janet'or in a drum!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 9, 2013

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Weirdo! Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you're going! Knock Knock Who's there? Welcome! Welcome who? Welcome up and see me sometime! Knock Knock Who's there? Wendy! Wendy who? Wendy come to take you away I won't stop them!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 30, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Butter Butter who? Butter bring an umbrella, it kind of looks like rain.
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 19, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Oates! Oates who? Oates'ay can you see!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 10, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Nettie! Nettie who? Nettie as a fruitcake!
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    61-65, M
    2 Responses Sep 1, 2014

    Write this one down Knock,

    knock Who's there? You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil? You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's pointless.
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 25, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Lucretia! Lucretia who? Lucretia from the Black Lagoon!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Sep 13, 2014

    Knock, knock. Who’s there?

    Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here!
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    61-65, M
    2 Responses Dec 14, 2014

    Knock! Knock! Who's there?

    Narcissistic Opera Singer! Narcissistic Opera Singer who? Meeeee meeee mere meeee meeeeeeee!
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    61-65, M
    2 Responses Jun 28, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Burton Burton who? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 19, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Donovan! Donovan who? Donovan know your own name! Knock Knock Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch! Knock Knock Who's there? Dotty! Dotty who? Dotty way the cookie crumbles! Knock Knock Who's there? Doug! Doug who? Doug good...
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 6, 2014

    Knock knock who’s there?

    Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub I’m dwounding!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response May 28, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Nurse! Nurse who? Nurse sense talking to you!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 10, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Juicy! Juicy who! Juicy what I just saw! Knock Knock Who's there? Julia! Julia who! Julia want to come in!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 13, 2014

    This Cracks Me Up.

    Knock knock.Who's there?To.To who?To whom.
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    51-55, M
    1 Response Dec 14, 2011

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Celery! Celery who? Celery me you lunch will you, I'm hungry! Knock Knock Who's there? Celeste! Celeste who? Celeste time I'm going to tell you this!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 24, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Julia! Julia who! Julia want some milk and cookies! Knock Knock Who's there? Julie! Julie who! Julie you door unlocked?
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 13, 2014

    Knock-knock. Who's there?

    Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 25, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Carl! Carl who? Carl get you there quicker than if you walk! Knock Knock Who's there? Carmen! Carmen who? Carmen get it!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 29, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Rabbit! Rabbit who? Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 9, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Carrie! Carrie who? Carrie the bags into the house please! Knock Knock Who's there? Carrot! Carrot who? Carrot me back home!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 29, 2014

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Nana! Nana who? Nana you business!
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    61-65, M
    2 Responses Sep 1, 2014

    knock knock ....... who's there?

    me....me who? *mii~mii!!! BOM IN YO FACE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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    31-35, F
    2 Responses Aug 29, 2015

    Knock Knock Who's there?

    Yah! Yah who? Ride em cowboy! Knock Knock Who's there? Yelp! Yelp who? Yelp me, my nose is stuck in the keyhole!
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 10, 2014
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