I Want to Know Your Favorite Cussword

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    No Bout Adoubt It.

    My favorite and most used cuss word is S H I T. It is one of the most versitle words in the English language.  It can be easily used as a noun, verb, or adjective.  Or just as an explitive. And it is especially handy when discussing politics and politicians.
    baconfat baconfat
    22-25, M
    1 Response Aug 26, 2008


    Zounds. Gadzooks. Snozznopolis Squatchmatic Tazmopulated squazmogrification 
    ElLagarto ElLagarto
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Jan 24, 2008


    My brother & I were talking the other day...F.U.C.K has got to be the most versatile cuss word ever. You can use it to describe anyone or anything. Love it. I say it waaaay too much.
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Feb 6, 2008

    I Love to Do It, I Love to Say It

    **** is the most versatile word and lends itself to be combined with so many other words to create very descriptive and satisfying release. My Grama and I laughed many, many times over creative use of this word, cracking each other up. At 92, she swore like a sailor and...
    qazrazl qazrazl
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jan 3, 2009

    Compound Words

    It's all about taking two cuss words and mashing them together... A few choice favorites: 1) ****-a-doodle-doo (or "****-a-dilly-doozle" - the rap form) 2) Cunthole (alt. cuntwhore) 3) Shitfucker 4) Goatvag 5) "PrepperyFuckwit" 6) Chupe mantequilla de...
    zeligocity zeligocity
    22-25, M
    38 Responses Aug 24, 2008

    I Say Two Versions

    one is "camina benchod" which is in hindi... means - ba#tard sister - fu*ker when I am around the little ones I have to replace it with "Oh fiddlesticks!"  
    Silver01ta Silver01ta
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Apr 11, 2008


    **** **** this **** that **** everything inbetween an every variation..fukstick fukface fukoff *** around fukly fee fi fo *** u fukarow fukness frufuk fake *** etc etc etc i stay *** pretty much constantly unless kids r around an then only tha 1's that hav sense i get hurt i say...
    soseriouslygrown soseriouslygrown
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Feb 13, 2008

    Funny Story...

    This group reminds me of a funny story! So two of my church friends were messing with this "weird" guy at church...weirder than me, if you can believe it!  Anyway, they said, "Tell me your favorite cuss word on three...one, two, three!" The weird guy...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Jul 22, 2008

    For Once, I Conform

    My favorite and my roommate's favorite word is "****."  ******* mother ******* ******.  Mother ******* lying *** *****.  ******* *******.  **** false.  **** you.  **** off.  **** my life.  **** your life.  **** my ***. ...
    XCRevolution XCRevolution
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jan 17, 2010

    I Have Just a Few

    The classic F word is a fav but I like sh!t weasel or ape sh!t also. I guess one of the ones that comes out the most lately is c*ck bite for some reason. Maybe I have underlying issues????
    cinfullynn cinfullynn
    46-50, F
    8 Responses Apr 7, 2008

    Not One Word, But a Phrase

    My husband has one that I absolutely love:  "F*** you and the horse you rode in on".
    chovhani chovhani
    46-50, F
    Oct 20, 2007

    : P

    Apparently mine would be dammit, since my two year old says it constantly  
    SteelCityGirl74 SteelCityGirl74
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Apr 7, 2008

    Cover the Children's Ears...

    "***********, Mother *******, Son of a *****"  said as one long word.
    cheezhead cheezhead
    Jun 11, 2008


    I  have  a  couple  of  them  .  One  of  them  is  don't  be  an  aXXmunch.    Don't   be  a  chicken  head.  If  You  don't  like  it  you...
    rockybear397 rockybear397
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Apr 8, 2008

    My Favorite

    nine4dnine nine4dnine
    41-45, M
    1 Response Feb 7, 2008


    I honestly almost never curse. My parents curse like sailors & my brother can use **** as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective, or even punctuation. I guess being more proper spoken is my way of "rebelling". But when I'm caught completely off guard (which is rare), or...
    QuixoticKidEternity QuixoticKidEternity
    Apr 7, 2008

    Just Watch

    And I'll let you guess. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E_7q4hzWFc
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Jun 2, 2008

    It Changes

    i have a few favorites actually, like I say someone is gonna go ape s*** over something alot. Or I might call someone a s*** weasel when I am upset with them. The traditional F*** works for me most of the time!The "c" word I never use unless it is serious!  
    cinfullynn cinfullynn
    46-50, F
    9 Responses Feb 7, 2008

    You Want Me to Pick?!

    Having been the happy owner of a sailor's mouth since the tender age of eleven (totally all me....my parents would be appalled if they knew the extent of my cussing), I have a few favorites...and they're not all in English. F-u-c-k--So many uses for just one word. Think...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jul 22, 2008


    In every form and expression of the word... **** is my favorite cuss word... it's actually one of my favorite words period... I mean it could be so many things... a verb, a noun, an adjective, a transitive verb... you can make up your own words with ****... my boyfriend uses...
    phidget phidget
    31-35, F
    May 22, 2008

    My All Time Favorite? Tough to Say

    I think that it would have to be dipshit!  It's just such a fun word that says so much!  I think that it has a great tone to it that comes out comically every time, making people grin from ear to ear!
    debmichelle debmichelle
    May 20, 2008

    Mine Is ...

    I love the word bastard . You can use it jokingly or as a bad word .lol
    redheadsrule redheadsrule
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Apr 29, 2008


    Awwwwww **** is my favorite,  I several other words to fit the situation. You ****** up or I ****** up
    countryboy52 countryboy52
    26-30, M
    1 Response Aug 2, 2008


    ...my current, favorite thing to call a wrench, when  slip, and bust my knuckles.  ( As in, "You no-good, slutpuppy!" )  "Loose-cunted *****" works, for inconsiderate drivers of either gender.  "****-encrusted, butt-plug" was what...
    JusDifferent JusDifferent
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Jan 23, 2008

    Swearing, But Not Swearing.....

    I like to think I'm a good girl and don't swear but sometimes life throws up situations where you just have to let off some steam and vent.... Oh Bar Steward!!! (what?? Its a steward who works in a bar!) It's persisting it down! (When the weather is quite er, persistent...
    RobertaSunset RobertaSunset
    36-40, F
    Feb 7, 2008

    A Classic

    F-U-C-K   So many possible uses. Such a wonderfully descriptive word.
    deleted deleted
    12 Responses Jan 23, 2008

    Well It Usually Ends Up Being the Good Old

    F.-U.-C.-K ! but I also really like dumbass. As in "that guy is such a dumbass."
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie
    36-40, F
    Mar 7, 2008


    Well I know this isn't really a cuss word but I use it like one - bloody!!! I'm like - pass me that bloody pen will you, or that bloody song is doing my head in a treat!!! Bloody hell!!
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Oct 20, 2007

    OUUUU! I Know This One!!!

    **** Fuckity **** **** **** lol it's so...versitile and just comes off so easily! It can be sensual, agressive, or just down right mean ;p I think it's a great word and I probably use it more then I should but it's not something I can help lol
    HanaNoMizu HanaNoMizu
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 25, 2008

    I Have a Phrase That I Like to Use

    fuckindickmunchincocksuckinasshole It's a bit redundant and I'm not sure where I picked it up, but when I get really mad it feels so good to drop this one.
    Inman Inman
    31-35, M
    4 Responses Feb 6, 2008


    I'm scottish so there are a few good choice words for me but my favorite of all time has to be ****, sorry i said the worst word possible but i use it... A LOT!
    Nelroy Nelroy
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Feb 2, 2009

    I Got Jacked For Being Caught Using This One:p

    My favorite abusive word is "chootiya" in hindi which means 'f****r' The traffic here in india is a pain in the ***!! Before i tell you why I used it, its important for you to know that my dad treats his cars like his children! its would be an...
    siddha siddha
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 24, 2009

    Starts With "Sh", Ends With "It"

    i love the way i sound when i say it. i sound almost british. it's a very sophisticated sort of curse word, is sh*t. out of all the synonyms for excrement, i definitely like sh*t the most. i remember the first time i said "sh*t" out-loud in front of my dad. i had...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    Nov 24, 2007

    W For ******

    W.anker - I use it to describe anybody who p!sses me off. And there are a lot of people who do that. Maybe I need to change my attitude and my potty mouth will follow.
    Louey Louey
    31-35, F
    Jan 26, 2008

    Its More Like a Phrase

    piece of **** son of a *****  ************ !!!! i tend to go off lol ... Especially if i drop something or what not ...It depends alot on my mood though ... I really want to calm my mouth down a tad bit . Its awful !!!! almost every other word out of my mouth is a curse...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme
    26-30, F
    Jan 26, 2008

    Plain and Simple

    F*cking C*nt. That's it.
    1hotchick 1hotchick
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 13, 2008

    Imma Dork

    I'm a dork. My favorite cuss words are all from fiction. I call people smegheads, say frakken instead of the other f word, and puckernuts when something doesn't go the way I want it too. Mind you, I say these things, but rarely write them.
    eyes eyes
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Dec 15, 2007

    It's a Very Popular One

    ****. I use it during two occassions only. Sex. Very Angry. No I don't have angry sex, would probably need a new word for that occassion.
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Aug 25, 2008

    Oh Yes... Sometimes It Must Be Said...

    I once slammed my finger into a kitchen drawer and yelled out `Son of a f***!!` My friend in the other room said my name in shock, while trying not to laugh. XD It was very appropriate at the time I feel. And I`ve used it since. >:)
    Cinderelly Cinderelly
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jul 22, 2008
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