this one is a little long but its good...
What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuc.kin' a$$holes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuc.kin' fingers...
Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys.
Fat Amy: I think we all know where this is going lesbihonest.
Cynthia Rose: Well, for the last two years I've had a serious gambling problem.
Fat Amy: What?
Cynthia Rose: It started when I broke up with my...
and loved iot a lot. "Scarlett: I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow. Scarlett: Rhett! Rhett, where are you going? Rhett Butler: I'm going back to Charleston, back where I belong. Scarlett: Please, please take...
LOL, Got-ta , Got-ta Love some tombstone,..what an epic classic western masterpiece.
Part one of epic:
Johnny Tyler: Is something on your mind? Wyatt Earp: Just want to let you know you're sittin' in my chair. Johnny Tyler: Is that a fact? Wyatt Earp: Yeah, it's a fact. Johnny...
DARTH VADER - OBI-WAN NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FATHER.
LUKE - HE TOLD ME ENOUGH, HE TOLD ME YOU KILLED HIM.
DARTH VADER - NO. I AM YOUR FATHER.
LUKE - NO NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
DARTH VADER - SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.
Elijah Price: Now that we know who you are... I know who I am - I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense, in the comics you know who the arch villain is going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero! And most time's they're friends like you, and me. I should've known way back...
People digging in the mud as King Arthur and entourage pass
First person: Oo is that?
Second person: Must be a king.
First person: How do you know he is a king?
Second person: Ee 'asn't got **** all over 'im.
Leslie Nielsen: We need to get these people to a hospital
Robert Hays: A hospital, what is it?
Leslie Nielsen: A building with windows and patients. But that's not important right now.
Note: Almost every scene on the plane you hear propellor engines when they are on a jet...
This is not an exhaustive list...just a few of my choice favorites :-P
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
There's a thesaurus in the library. Yeah is under "Y". Go ahead, I'll wait.
There are few...
to dust herself off and start over, over again, and yet we knew we couldn’t bear for her not to, and felt ever more optimistic that after all her struggles, she would someday meet her man, her equal: a man with the same charisma, love of life, and humanity she possessed, in...
hahaha. There have been a lot of great movies over the decades and many more great lines from movies in general, even if the movie that produced them wasn’t much of a hit with audiences. Great lines aren’t always just those that deliver some poignant straight-to-the...
a thrift store for one dollar.
Narrator: It was worth every penny.
Marla Singer: It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it's on the side of the road.
[Grabs Narrator's crotch...
You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you; but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you?
Die Hard 1 - "Sir this channel is reserved for emergency calls only" "No ******* **** lady, does it sound like im ordering a pizza"
Gladiator - "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true...
It was seriously, in my opinion, the best, well timed line in the entire movie, in all the X-Men movies for that matter, or all the Marvel movies so far, I'd even go as far to say perhaps in this guy's whole career, and it was just a single word. When Magneto/Fassbender stumbled...
and he's known to be somewhat garrulous in the company of thieves. Garrulous? What the **** is garrulous?
That would be loquacious, verbose, effusive. How about "chatty"?
What's with dictionary boy, here?
Thesaurus boy, I think, is more appropriate.