Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys.
Fat Amy: I think we all know where this is going lesbihonest.
Cynthia Rose: Well, for the last two years I've had a serious gambling problem.
Fat Amy: What?
Cynthia Rose: It started when I broke up with my...
a thrift store for one dollar.
Narrator: It was worth every penny.
Marla Singer: It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it's on the side of the road.
[Grabs Narrator's crotch...
There are so many great lines, but the absolute best is when Bender is addressing Andrew:
"I wanna be just like you....I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights"
Then it's followed w/ Brian's curiosity...
Brian: You wear tights?
Andrew: I wear...
Elijah Price: Now that we know who you are... I know who I am - I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense, in the comics you know who the arch villain is going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero! And most time's they're friends like you, and me. I should've known way back...
DARTH VADER - OBI-WAN NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FATHER.
LUKE - HE TOLD ME ENOUGH, HE TOLD ME YOU KILLED HIM.
DARTH VADER - NO. I AM YOUR FATHER.
LUKE - NO NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
DARTH VADER - SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.
Leslie Nielsen: We need to get these people to a hospital
Robert Hays: A hospital, what is it?
Leslie Nielsen: A building with windows and patients. But that's not important right now.
Note: Almost every scene on the plane you hear propellor engines when they are on a jet...
LOL, Got-ta , Got-ta Love some tombstone,..what an epic classic western masterpiece.
Part one of epic:
Johnny Tyler: Is something on your mind? Wyatt Earp: Just want to let you know you're sittin' in my chair. Johnny Tyler: Is that a fact? Wyatt Earp: Yeah, it's a fact. Johnny...
this one is a little long but its good...
What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuc.kin' a$$holes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuc.kin' fingers...
People digging in the mud as King Arthur and entourage pass
First person: Oo is that?
Second person: Must be a king.
First person: How do you know he is a king?
Second person: Ee 'asn't got **** all over 'im.
to dust herself off and start over, over again, and yet we knew we couldn’t bear for her not to, and felt ever more optimistic that after all her struggles, she would someday meet her man, her equal: a man with the same charisma, love of life, and humanity she possessed, in...
to be a gangster. To me that was better than being president of the United States. To be a gangster was to own the world. - goodfellas
life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get - forest gump
I always tell the truth, even when I lie - scarface
"All my life I had to fight. I had to fight my daddy. I had to fight my uncles. I had to fight my brothers. A girl child ain't safe in a family of men, but I ain't never thought I'd have to fight in my own house!" -Sofia (Oprah Winfrey)
"Sat in that jail, I sat in that jail til...
Die Hard 1 - "Sir this channel is reserved for emergency calls only" "No ******* **** lady, does it sound like im ordering a pizza"
Gladiator - "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true...
This is not an exhaustive list...just a few of my choice favorites :-P
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
There's a thesaurus in the library. Yeah is under "Y". Go ahead, I'll wait.
There are few...
"There will always be people who say it does not exist because they cannot have it. But I tell you it is true and that you have it and that you are lucky even if you die tomorrow.”
Their love burned wildly for a single day than abruptly distinguished and for me it...
and he's known to be somewhat garrulous in the company of thieves. Garrulous? What the **** is garrulous?
That would be loquacious, verbose, effusive. How about "chatty"?
What's with dictionary boy, here?
Thesaurus boy, I think, is more appropriate.
It was seriously, in my opinion, the best, well timed line in the entire movie, in all the X-Men movies for that matter, or all the Marvel movies so far, I'd even go as far to say perhaps in this guy's whole career, and it was just a single word. When Magneto/Fassbender stumbled...
if you're not going to ring it out." Michael Parè - playing Tom Cody in STREETS OF FIRE ... "A rock and roll fable "
A little known movie that also starred Rick Moranis and Willem Dafoe ... with a music score by Jim Steinman - (who wrote for Meatloaf)
"I need to discover what it's like without you, on my own."
"She just, she just sort of exhaled it, it was almost to herself. "I love you". It just hung there. The first time she had said it, I didn't even want to respond, I just wanted to keep hearing it."
I'm tryin' to help...