People digging in the mud as King Arthur and entourage pass
First person: Oo is that?
Second person: Must be a king.
First person: How do you know he is a king?
Second person: Ee 'asn't got **** all over 'im.
"All my life I had to fight. I had to fight my daddy. I had to fight my uncles. I had to fight my brothers. A girl child ain't safe in a family of men, but I ain't never thought I'd have to fight in my own house!" -Sofia (Oprah Winfrey)
"Sat in that jail, I sat in that jail til...
a thrift store for one dollar.
Narrator: It was worth every penny.
Marla Singer: It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it's on the side of the road.
[Grabs Narrator's crotch...
Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys.
Fat Amy: I think we all know where this is going lesbihonest.
Cynthia Rose: Well, for the last two years I've had a serious gambling problem.
Fat Amy: What?
Cynthia Rose: It started when I broke up with my...
Leslie Nielsen: We need to get these people to a hospital
Robert Hays: A hospital, what is it?
Leslie Nielsen: A building with windows and patients. But that's not important right now.
Note: Almost every scene on the plane you hear propellor engines when they are on a jet...
Die Hard 1 - "Sir this channel is reserved for emergency calls only" "No ******* **** lady, does it sound like im ordering a pizza"
Gladiator - "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true...
and loved iot a lot. "Scarlett: I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow. Scarlett: Rhett! Rhett, where are you going? Rhett Butler: I'm going back to Charleston, back where I belong. Scarlett: Please, please take...
It was seriously, in my opinion, the best, well timed line in the entire movie, in all the X-Men movies for that matter, or all the Marvel movies so far, I'd even go as far to say perhaps in this guy's whole career, and it was just a single word. When Magneto/Fassbender stumbled...
LOL, Got-ta , Got-ta Love some tombstone,..what an epic classic western masterpiece.
Part one of epic:
Johnny Tyler: Is something on your mind? Wyatt Earp: Just want to let you know you're sittin' in my chair. Johnny Tyler: Is that a fact? Wyatt Earp: Yeah, it's a fact. Johnny...
and he's known to be somewhat garrulous in the company of thieves. Garrulous? What the **** is garrulous?
That would be loquacious, verbose, effusive. How about "chatty"?
What's with dictionary boy, here?
Thesaurus boy, I think, is more appropriate.
to be a gangster. To me that was better than being president of the United States. To be a gangster was to own the world. - goodfellas
life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get - forest gump
I always tell the truth, even when I lie - scarface
You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you; but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you?
"I need to discover what it's like without you, on my own."
"She just, she just sort of exhaled it, it was almost to herself. "I love you". It just hung there. The first time she had said it, I didn't even want to respond, I just wanted to keep hearing it."
I'm tryin' to help...
DARTH VADER - OBI-WAN NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FATHER.
LUKE - HE TOLD ME ENOUGH, HE TOLD ME YOU KILLED HIM.
DARTH VADER - NO. I AM YOUR FATHER.
LUKE - NO NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
DARTH VADER - SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.
Elijah Price: Now that we know who you are... I know who I am - I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense, in the comics you know who the arch villain is going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero! And most time's they're friends like you, and me. I should've known way back...
to dust herself off and start over, over again, and yet we knew we couldn’t bear for her not to, and felt ever more optimistic that after all her struggles, she would someday meet her man, her equal: a man with the same charisma, love of life, and humanity she possessed, in...
There are so many great lines, but the absolute best is when Bender is addressing Andrew:
"I wanna be just like you....I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights"
Then it's followed w/ Brian's curiosity...
Brian: You wear tights?
Andrew: I wear...