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I Want to Know Your Favorite Pick Up Lines

Hey Baby! You want tickets to the gun show? 66 People

    Hmmmmmmm

    I had a lady (about 40) throw a beer into my lap and say "oh golly, let me help you out of those wet pants". It is safe to say I NEVER went home with her....
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 8 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Corny Pick Up Lines

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to...
    IAmTrevorBrentMAXX IAmTrevorBrentMAXX 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Will Get You Slaped

    hey how bout you come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up. you have 206 bones. in your body want one more? my ears arew cold can i use your thighs as ear-muphs? your very easy on the eyes very hard on the erection do...
    shiftu shiftu 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 27, 2010

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    Haha

    That shirt is very becomeing on you, if I were on you I'd be ******* too!
    absolutionist absolutionist 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 31, 2011

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    Not to Use It...

    I mean... I don't use it. And I guess I'd be a bit offended by it, if someone said it to me. But I still love it. "Baby, you'll be the iceberg and I'll be Titanic, and I'll go down on you" ;)   Oooooo yeah! xD
    OleMona OleMona 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 18, 2009

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    Geography Pick Up Line

    Girlllll.... you must be from memphis cause your the only ten-I-see!!!!!
    actionjack74 actionjack74 26-30, M Aug 31, 2011

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    Red Neck Pickup Lines

    1. Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away! 2. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. 3. Do you have a library card? Cause I'd love to check you out. 4.Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cause I can see myself in em! 5. If you were a tree and I was a...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 23 Responses Jul 20, 2011

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    Favs

    1. "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)." 2. "Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..." 3. "If all woman are the stars in the sky, then you...
    CastingShadows CastingShadows 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2011

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    My Personal Hall Of Fame

    1. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?2. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?3. I must be dead, there's no way they'd let an angel like you out of heaven.4. Do you have to practice being that hot, or does it just come naturally?5. I...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17, 2012

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    OK - What About This One?

    'Hi sailor - wanna' ride? '    hahaha
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2008

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    Mmm Mmmm Good.

    This is one of my favorite pick up lines for a girl to use on a guy: "Is your name Campell? 'Cause you are Mmm Mmm good." It just makes me giggle. ;D
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 25 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Anyone Who Waitresses...

    ...should get weird pickup lines a lot. It doesn't matter how attractive or unattractive you are, because even if you feel/look like crap? You're bait! Sometimes it's welcomed, especially for people like me, who don't get pick-up lines often (because I'm a dork!) I usually...
    ultimateK ultimateK 22-25, F May 27, 2011

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    Love It! :p

      Pick up lines for girls to gay to guys: [Reach for the back of his shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.  I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by...
    FallingStarr FallingStarr 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 16, 2010

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    I Love Nerds.

    So it only makes sense that I love nerdy pick-up lines. Sometimes I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 18, 2008

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    Pick Up Line Or Two

    * Nice to meet you, If I was ET I wouldn't have gone home. * You are looking lovely today, have you done something with your ears?
    AnthonyC001 AnthonyC001 46-50 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    Not Much For Pick-up Lines.....

    I'm part french. Do you have any French in you? Would you like some? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  
    squid4u squid4u 46-50, M 5 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    The Worst Line Ever....

    I was living in Texas at that time... The "gentleman" was just coming on duty to clean the local Target store and I was just going on duty to stock shelves... I walked by him and I must have really gotten his motor running... Because he said to me (in not very good...
    Babyfroggee Babyfroggee 41-45, F Aug 17, 2008

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    Nerdy Pick Up Lines

    (Copied and Pasted from a facebook group)       1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my...
    WoundedButterfly WoundedButterfly 18-21, F 8 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-up Lines

    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-Up Lines        Can I buy you a drink after I finish my 2,000 sit-ups?        Don't you think the 'No shirt, no service' policy is ridiculous?      Wanna help my choose a last name...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2009

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    Girrrrrrl Your Hotter Then....

    I was sitting at my favorite po'dunk hole in the wall bar when a group of military boys at the other end of the bar decides to send over their spokesman....a cute fresh faced airman straight out of basic at Lackland AFB walks over and in the cutest south Georgia peach accent say...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 24, 2009

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    My Favorites:

    Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take whatever I want?   If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2008

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    My pickup lines Are "hey you know what time it is?" Or "I like your shape up" I s.uck at trying to talk to guys. When I see guys, I hope they talk to me. Sometimes I make eye...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I can't just pick one favorite movie. I have many that I love equally
    Ebolaa Ebolaa 13-15, M Nov 10

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    Is there a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
    GarrettYdoom GarrettYdoom 18-21, M 2 Responses Nov 13

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    There's so many. Too many to pick just one. But I saw Escape the Fate with Glamour of the Kill, and New Years Day. They were all really incredible.
    raisedxbythexwolves raisedxbythexwolves 18-21, F Nov 3

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    My friend says, "Are those REAL diamonds sparkling in your eyes??"
    Zoopetiz Zoopetiz 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 13

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    did it hurt? did what hurt? I don't know . *walks away. l can never close!!
    jenn316 jenn316 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 13

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    u make the butterflies in my stomach want 2 rot and die did i do this right?
    paleprincess paleprincess 13-15, F 8 Responses Oct 29

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    The Big Chill..my favorite of favorites!
    Loverofpeace Loverofpeace 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 10

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    I don't have a favorite movie. But I have favorite movies. Which are "valentine's day, The other sister, Lying to be perfect, my fake fiancé and bridesmaids
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F Nov 11

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    And Death Shall Have No Dominion, by Dylan Thomas And death shall have no dominion. Dead man naked they shall be one With the man in the wind and the west moon; When their bones...
    Danceofhours Danceofhours 36-40, M 1 Response a week ago

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    BLACK VEIL BRIDES for sure but I listen to so many bands that I absolutely love that I lost track but BVB is definitely and always will be one of my favorite bands of all time. I...
    XxBadXVibesxX XxBadXVibesxX 13-15, F Nov 2

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    All time favorite band is Silverstein. Then my other two are Amon Amarth and Cannibal Corpse.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M Nov 2

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    My favorite is and always will be.... Black Veil Brides😍😍😍 any other BVB Army members? :D
    LittleMissSelfHarm LittleMissSelfHarm 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 2

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    Rush is my favorite, then Dream Theater and Amon Amarth
    overtherainbow47 overtherainbow47 41-45, M Nov 2

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    My favorite band has been always be Metallica my fav song of all time is for whom bell tolls
    Greekguy79 Greekguy79 31-35, M Nov 7

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    I have a lot of favorites: Memoirs of a Geisha Rush Hour trilogy The King & I Phantom of the Opera
    LittleLexxi21 LittleLexxi21 18-21, F Nov 10

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    My favorite movie? Da muve
    adav218 adav218 13-15, M Nov 10

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    My favorite movie is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Frozen, Big Fat Liar, Lemonade Mouth, Camp Rock, Camp Rock 2, and Inside Out.
    Directioner70 Directioner70 16-17, F Nov 10

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    my favorite movie is cool hand Luke. I love Paul Newman,!!!!
    iwannabeavictim iwannabeavictim 31-35, F 4 Responses Nov 10

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    My favorite movie is the empire strikes back
    thethirteendoctor thethirteendoctor 26-30, M Nov 10

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    The Lord of The Rings Trilogy... Favorite out of the three is probably two towers. Looove those movies to the moon and back.
    LanniLette LanniLette 13-15, F Nov 11