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I Want to Know Your Favorite Pick Up Lines

Hey Baby! You want tickets to the gun show? 67 People

    Anyone Who Waitresses...

    ...should get weird pickup lines a lot. It doesn't matter how attractive or unattractive you are, because even if you feel/look like crap? You're bait! Sometimes it's welcomed, especially for people like me, who don't get pick-up lines often (because I'm a dork!) I usually...
    ultimateK ultimateK 22-25, F May 27, 2011

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    OK - What About This One?

    'Hi sailor - wanna' ride? '    hahaha
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2008

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    Girrrrrrl Your Hotter Then....

    I was sitting at my favorite po'dunk hole in the wall bar when a group of military boys at the other end of the bar decides to send over their spokesman....a cute fresh faced airman straight out of basic at Lackland AFB walks over and in the cutest south Georgia peach accent say...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 24, 2009

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    My Personal Hall Of Fame

    1. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?2. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?3. I must be dead, there's no way they'd let an angel like you out of heaven.4. Do you have to practice being that hot, or does it just come naturally?5. I...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17, 2012

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    Pick Up Line Or Two

    * Nice to meet you, If I was ET I wouldn't have gone home. * You are looking lovely today, have you done something with your ears?
    AnthonyC001 AnthonyC001 46-50 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    Not Much For Pick-up Lines.....

    I'm part french. Do you have any French in you? Would you like some? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  
    squid4u squid4u 46-50, M 5 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    Red Neck Pickup Lines

    1. Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away! 2. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. 3. Do you have a library card? Cause I'd love to check you out. 4.Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cause I can see myself in em! 5. If you were a tree and I was a...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 22 Responses Jul 20, 2011

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    Mmm Mmmm Good.

    This is one of my favorite pick up lines for a girl to use on a guy: "Is your name Campell? 'Cause you are Mmm Mmm good." It just makes me giggle. ;D
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 25 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Will Get You Slaped

    hey how bout you come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up. you have 206 bones. in your body want one more? my ears arew cold can i use your thighs as ear-muphs? your very easy on the eyes very hard on the erection do...
    shiftu shiftu 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 27, 2010

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    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-up Lines

    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-Up Lines        Can I buy you a drink after I finish my 2,000 sit-ups?        Don't you think the 'No shirt, no service' policy is ridiculous?      Wanna help my choose a last name...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2009

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    I Love Nerds.

    So it only makes sense that I love nerdy pick-up lines. Sometimes I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 18, 2008

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    Favs

    1. "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)." 2. "Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..." 3. "If all woman are the stars in the sky, then you...
    CastingShadows CastingShadows 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2011

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    Nerdy Pick Up Lines

    (Copied and Pasted from a facebook group)       1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my...
    WoundedButterfly WoundedButterfly 18-21, F 8 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    Haha

    That shirt is very becomeing on you, if I were on you I'd be ******* too!
    absolutionist absolutionist 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 31, 2011

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    Geography Pick Up Line

    Girlllll.... you must be from memphis cause your the only ten-I-see!!!!!
    actionjack74 actionjack74 26-30, M Aug 31, 2011

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    The Worst Line Ever....

    I was living in Texas at that time... The "gentleman" was just coming on duty to clean the local Target store and I was just going on duty to stock shelves... I walked by him and I must have really gotten his motor running... Because he said to me (in not very good...
    Babyfroggee Babyfroggee 41-45, F Aug 17, 2008

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    Not to Use It...

    I mean... I don't use it. And I guess I'd be a bit offended by it, if someone said it to me. But I still love it. "Baby, you'll be the iceberg and I'll be Titanic, and I'll go down on you" ;)   Oooooo yeah! xD
    OleMona OleMona 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 18, 2009

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    My Favorites:

    Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take whatever I want?   If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2008

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    Corny Pick Up Lines

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to...
    IAmTrevorBrentMAXX IAmTrevorBrentMAXX 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Hmmmmmmm

    I had a lady (about 40) throw a beer into my lap and say "oh golly, let me help you out of those wet pants". It is safe to say I NEVER went home with her....
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 26-30, M 8 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    being forced to tickle yourself is so hot
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    I know whats for breakfast. Its you in my bed. You have on one of my dress shirts I wore last night that was ripped off by you. It looks better on you, love you can't button it up...
    GWMH GWMH 56-60, M 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    Ego boosting time! 1) gemma practically perfect in everyway + has a handbag like Mary Poppins, funny, caring and everyones friend. Often shortened to gem not to be confused...
    CaffeineJunky CaffeineJunky 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    A concealer for me. I bought it on Thursday. My eyebags are terrible recently so when I saw one at the drugstore, I immediately picked it! I haven't had decent sleep the past week...
    irmacoll irmacoll 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    Guy: check out these guns! Me: looks like you need some bullets
    YouCantEscapeMyDemons YouCantEscapeMyDemons 13-15, M 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    Guy: my d**k is huge Me: your d**k is about the size of how many f**ks I give . . . . . . Me: None existent
    ThisIsMyFightSong ThisIsMyFightSong 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    I don't have a single favorite because I fall in love with a new verse everyday - but one that has always stuck with me... 38 For I am convinced that neither death nor life...
    IMadeThisOnAnExerciseBike IMadeThisOnAnExerciseBike 13-15, M 2 days ago

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    Staryu and starmie souls be my two favs.
    mssparkles mssparkles 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    1. Have you ever longed to be the opposite sex? (I don't. I'm overall content being a girl.) :) 2. What's your middle name? (Mine is Amber.) 3. What's your favorite TV show? (Mine...
    TheEnduringSunrise TheEnduringSunrise 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I love Gummo
    Johndoe10000 Johndoe10000 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    Are you mad of Copper and Tellurium cause you are CuTe
    Msundertheinfluence Msundertheinfluence 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    I was molested by my grandfather.
    janie94 janie94 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    Extroverted, Conscientious, Agreeable, Neurotic and Open Extroversion: You have high extroversion. You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends. You truly enjoy...
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    larvitar is my favorite pokemon
    chocolatecream1 chocolatecream1 16-17, F a week ago

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    BONUS: Welcome to (insert country)! Want some Belgian chocolate? It was made in China!
    srgamesalot srgamesalot 13-15, M 1 Response a week ago

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    A FEW! Public unofficial copyright: ME! If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night! You turn my floppy disk into a HARD drive. You're so cute that flowers die when you pass by...
    srgamesalot srgamesalot 13-15, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    You know your teeth are like stars, they're yellow and they're so apart from each other. (Credit goes to my best friend)
    sabrinabryn sabrinabryn 13-15, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I put the STD in STUD all I need is U
    pjrtt pjrtt 22-25, M Jun 22

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