Girrrrrrl Your Hotter Then.... - I was sitting at my favorite po'dunk hole in the wall bar when a group of military boys at the other end of the bar decides to send over their spokesman....a cute fresh faced airman straight out of basic at Lackland AFB walks over and in the...
MadamGypsy 5 Responses 0 Mar 24, 2009
Not to Use It... - I mean... I don't use it. And I guess I'd be a bit offended by it, if someone said it to me. But I still love it. "Baby, you'll be the iceberg and I'll be Titanic, and I'll go down on you" ;) Oooooo yeah! xD
OleMona 6 Responses 0 Feb 18, 2009
Nerdy Pick Up Lines - (Copied and Pasted from a facebook group) 1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You’re like a dictionary...
WoundedButterfly 8 Responses 2 Dec 22, 2008
The Worst Line Ever.... - I was living in Texas at that time... The "gentleman" was just coming on duty to clean the local Target store and I was just going on duty to stock shelves... I walked by him and I must have really gotten his motor running... Because he said...
Babyfroggee 0 Aug 17, 2008
Hmmmmmmm - I had a lady (about 40) throw a beer into my lap and say "oh golly, let me help you out of those wet pants". It is safe to say I NEVER went home with her....
TheWanderingSupertramp 8 Responses 0 Jan 30, 2011
Will Get You Slaped - hey how bout you come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up. you have 206 bones. in your body want one more? my ears arew cold can i use your thighs as ear-muphs? your very easy on the eyes very hard on...
shiftu 1 Response 0 Mar 27, 2010
Mmm Mmmm Good. - This is one of my favorite pick up lines for a girl to use on a guy: "Is your name Campell? 'Cause you are Mmm Mmm good." It just makes me giggle. ;D
vinividivici21 25 Responses 0 Aug 14, 2008
I Love Nerds. - So it only makes sense that I love nerdy pick-up lines. Sometimes I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
infintessimal 5 Responses 0 Sep 18, 2008
Pick Up Line Or Two - * Nice to meet you, If I was ET I wouldn't have gone home. * You are looking lovely today, have you done something with your ears?
AnthonyC001 1 Response 0 Oct 22, 2012
Top Ten Fabio's Pick-up Lines - Top Ten Fabio's Pick-Up Lines Can I buy you a drink after I finish my 2,000 sit-ups? Don't you think the 'No shirt, no service' policy is ridiculous? Wanna...
dasmuggler 1 Response 0 Apr 10, 2009
Corny Pick Up Lines - I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. I was wondering if you had an...
IAmTrevorBrentMAXX 2 Responses 0 Jan 30, 2011
Not Much For Pick-up Lines..... - I'm part french. Do you have any French in you? Would you like some? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
squid4u 5 Responses 0 Feb 16, 2009
Red Neck Pickup Lines - 1. Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away! 2. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. 3. Do you have a library card? Cause I'd love to check you out. 4.Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cause I can see myself in em! 5. If you...
emerald 23 Responses 3 Jul 20, 2011
Anyone Who Waitresses... - ...should get weird pickup lines a lot. It doesn't matter how attractive or unattractive you are, because even if you feel/look like crap? You're bait! Sometimes it's welcomed, especially for people like me, who don't get pick-up lines often (because I...
ultimateK 1 May 27, 2011
OK - What About This One? - 'Hi sailor - wanna' ride? ' hahaha
MizzBlue72 7 Responses 0 Dec 21, 2008
Favs - 1. "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)." 2. "Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..." 3. "If all woman are the stars in the sky, then...
CastingShadows 1 Response 1 Aug 5, 2011
Haha - That shirt is very becomeing on you, if I were on you I'd be ******* too!
absolutionist 1 Response 1 Aug 31, 2011
Geography Pick Up Line - Girlllll.... you must be from memphis cause your the only ten-I-see!!!!!
actionjack74 0 Aug 31, 2011
My Personal Hall Of Fame - 1. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?2. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?3. I must be dead, there's no way they'd let an angel like you out of heaven.4. Do you have to practice being that hot, or does it...
ladyzantorian 1 Response 0 Jan 17, 2012
My Favorites: - Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take whatever I want? If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
infintessimal 2 Responses 0 Aug 16, 2008
My Favorite Line In X-men: First Class - It was seriously, in my opinion, the best, well timed line in the entire movie, in all the X-Men movies for that matter, or all the Marvel movies so far, I'd even go as far to say perhaps in this guy's whole career, and it was just a...
BlueEyedGeekery 2 Nov 14
Antz - Barbatus(Danny Glover) to Z(Woody Allen) "Don't make my mistake, Z. Don't follow orders your whole life. Think for yourself"
littledragonZERO 0 Nov 29
The Social Network - "..There's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated" "What you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him" "No, I want to hire the Sopranos to beat the **** out of him with a hammer" "We don't have to do that" "We could do that ourselves" "I'm 6'5...
littledragonZERO 0 Nov 16
Cool Runnings - "I see pride, I see power, I see a badass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody!"
littledragonZERO 0 Nov 16
Revenge Of The Bridesmaids - Abigail Scanlon: You're Henry Kent. You used to have big ears and a slutty sister. Lt. Henry Kent: Uh.. I grew into my ears and I'll tell Carol you said Hi. Abigail Scanlon: Thank you. :) Cute TV movie :)
Browneyes4322 1 Response 2 Nov 19
"...time... to die..." -- Blade Runner.
justmeonline 2 Responses 0 3 days ago
Jeff Roberts, RailroaderWell, it might not be the very tip-top favorite but I can't actually pick a tip-top favorite so it will do for this moment in my life.I remember reading it in seventh or eighth grade. From that reading I only remember a couple of incidents but when it was...
CFOM 1 Response 1 1 day ago
My Favorite Childhood Book... - Is definitely The Magic Faraway Tree by Enid Blyyton but I also love the Sweet Valley Twins books
justmeand11 1 Response 0 Nov 10
Some You May Not Have Heard Of - Duane Allman, Dickey Betts, Warren Haynes, Derek Trucks, Trey Anastasio, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, and Robbie Krieger are all great guitarists you may not have heard of. The first two were the original guitarists for The Allman Brothers Band. Duane...
MusicLover1971 1 Response 0 Nov 25
Felix Travels Back In Time - When I was about 7 or 8, my Dad had to go out of town to work for about a month. I had grown so close to him and we only talked briefly each Sunday on the phone while he was gone. When he came back he brought me this book. "Felix Travels Back in Time...
TwoParisGirls 1 Response 2 Nov 30
I have a little black cabbage patch kid that I named Montell Williams. I was wicked obsessed with that talk show... lol I was a weird kid.
BowTiesAreCool 1 Response 1 3 days ago
Tales of a fourth grade nothing - Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing by Judy Blume. I remember reading that book with my brother, who is 2 years younger, when we were little kids. We would take turns reading chapters and we laughed hysterically for hours. This is one of my most...
lauren71 1 Response 0 1 day ago
Luke 22:36 - He that hath no sword, let him sell his cloak and buy one.
ashleerox 1 Nov 19
Second Corinthians 12, 9: English translations vary greatly. The Latin Vulgate has "Sufficit tibi gratia mea: nam virtus in infirmitate perficitur." (These are the words God spoke to Paul, after Paul had repeatedly asked God to remove the mysterious "thorn in the flesh" that...
eddiecarbone 0 2 days ago
Lyrical Poetry - There are plenty of debates over if lyrics are considered 'poetry'. Personally…I think they are. I believe song lyrics, just like poetry, have the ability to evoke a wide range of emotions…and the ability to set, or change our mood. Joy or sadness... to...
amodelcitizen 1 Response 1 Nov 16
Your Power Color Is Magenta - At Your Highest: You energize yourself and push others to succeed. At Your Lowest: You feel frustrated and totally overwhelmed. In Love: You are surprised by who you attract. You're a love magnet. How You're Attractive: Open and free spirited...
Vetrov 2 Responses 2 Nov 22
Your Power Color Is Teal - At Your Highest: You feel accomplished and optimistic about the future. At Your Lowest: You feel in a slump and lack creativity. In Love: You tend to be many people's ideal partner. How You're Attractive: You make people feel confident and...
letskillhitler 0 Nov 25
Your Result: Science/Math Nerd - (Absolute Insane Laughter as you pour toxic chemicals into a foaming tub of death!) Well, maybe you aren't this extreme, but you're in league with the crazy scientists/mathemeticians of today. Very few people have the talent of math and science is...
letskillhitler 1 Response 1 Nov 25
My List Share Yours If You Feel You Think We'd Be Able To Connect. - 1. To be loved. This is the ultimate goal in a relationship. 2.To be wanted. I don't want someone if they don't actually desire my mind and heart. 3. Good listener. I have some huge issues at times and at those...
draganaeros 1 Nov 27
Valentine by Carol Ann Duffy Not a red rose or a satin heart. I give you an onion. It is a moon wrapped in brown paper. It promises light like the careful undressing of love. Here. It will blind you with tears like a lover. It will make your reflection a wobbling photo of...
epalice 1 Nov 29
From Shobogenzo.... - "Just practice good, and do good for others, without making yourself known." - Dogen
Ampersandwich 0 Nov 26
Favorite - mine is donuts and ice cream!
deleted 4 Responses 0 Nov 15
These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things - Really hot baths or showers Fireplaces Babies Massages Walks in the park Cooking Decorating Sandles and pretty toe polish Shopping Bags Driving wee early in the morning Workouts Hammocks Music Art Science Chocolate Reality shows Christmas...
KiannaJ 0 Nov 23
Favorite Artists - Madonna Chaka Khan Mariah carey Janet Jackson Beyonce Selena Quintanilla Prince Diana Ross Teena Marie Whitney Houston Aretha Franklin Celine Dion Donna Summer TLC 2pac
LikeAPrayer 0 Nov 26
I Was Folding Her Panties - I moved to New York and had rented a room in one of those very large old Victorian looking mansions. We had a laundry room in the basement we all shared. The driers were limited so when my cloths finished I attempted to put my wet cloths in the drier...
jdrogers 0 Nov 14
A Video Gamers Take On Overstimulation - No Computer Games for 60 Days and Dopamine So basically, I decided to completely rid my addiction of games. The title says computer games. But I extended it to any virtually created game including apps, console games etc. I've been on it...
deleted 0 Nov 16
To me..... To me love has many definitions. But, when it all comes down to it, love means the same thing. Its someone who will protect you when you can't protect yourself. Someone who'll dry your tears when your said, and if they can't, they'll cry with you. They can be your...
Cheshirecat99 0 1 day ago
It's Blue, Apparently! - You think about things deeply, and you don't mind if your strong opinions make waves. You always know what's right in your heart- that's why your friends call you in a crisis. But to keep that stress away, get blue sheets or an ocean-toned shirt to create...
Literaturegirl 3 Responses 1 Nov 17
Help - I really don't know if I love this girl or not but she makes me feel like I'm actually loved an really I couldn't ask for anyone better but can someone tell me your definition
tylerhill 1 Response 0 Nov 15
My 10 Things I Like For!!! - 1.Funny but not to funny I that can't have a serious conversation. 2.Nice, I think guys that are nice to strangers or kids is so attractive. 3. Ambitious I want a guy that...
daisyem 2 Responses 1 Nov 21
Social Nerd - You're interested in things such as politics, psychology, child care, and peace. I wouldn't go so far as to call you a hippie, but some of you may be tree-huggers. You're the type of people who are interested in bettering the world. You're possible the least nerdy...
HauntMeAtDusk 0 Nov 21
if your state has the stand your ground law, ladies and smaller gentlemen lol if someone comes up and says there going to rape you you are allowed to kill them without warning and before they even touch you so don't be afraid to rip there eyes out
ghost123098 0 2 days ago
I Had No Idea I Was Being So Loud. - It was my freshmen year of college. I had served 4 years in the service going to school on the GI bill. I was a grunt or what they call an Infantrymen while in and we seldom met women, let alone have a chance to meet them. So, women were...
jdrogers 2 Nov 14
My Resolutions For 2014 - There's a few; usually I take something away, but this year I am actually ADDING things.... So....in the next year I want to..... Marry my partner.... Stay as healthy as possible.... Increase my weight to 200lbs and my body fat down to 5-6...
Jazz1Geoff101 1 Response 2 Nov 17
What Type Of Kiss Do Girls Like? - I dated a girl who liked to stick her tongue down my throat when we kissed. Is this what girls want in return?
jarant 1 Response 1 Nov 17
I Do A Lot Of Thinking Before I Go To Sleep. - I play scenes in my head. I practice the things i want to say. I have endless "what ifs" I make plans for the nest day I think of all the people i miss I think of all the ones i hate I ask myself a lot of questions
PsYcHoPuNk 1 Response 1 Nov 23
1. I look for someone who loves me for me. 2. I want someone who makes me smile and shows me the joy in my life. 3. Some who is adventurous 4. Someone who likes the same things I like. 5. Someone who let's me have my way every now and than. 6. Someone my friends and family like...
morgan14p 1 Nov 27
You Eat Like A Typical Man - You prefer food that's hearty, traditional, and filling. You don't like to mess around when it comes to your meals. You believe the plate should be focused on meat, and you really can't get enough of the stuff. You like a meal that's big and...
SirLaughalots 2 Responses 2 6 days ago
Hitmebaby1xtime 2 Responses 0 5 days ago
Charizard - CHARIZARD FOR THE WIN!!!!! I mean c'mon? Rock smash, flame thrower, flight, that around the world attack, tackle, dragon tail (really just iron tail) immense strength, can give you a ride, was kicked off the show because he was way to powerful, Oh and held his own...
disneydick217 1 Response 0 Nov 24