"Since I lost my virginity, do you want the box I kept it in?"
I love asking my husband this one. I was actually asked the reverse of this once. He walked up and asked if I was a...
Rating out of 10? I'd like to know your opinion
typholsion and machamp for the win
I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay
hi, im jayciedubb. .so how do you like your eggs and coffee?
being forced to tickle yourself is so hot
I know whats for breakfast. Its you in my bed. You have on one of my dress shirts I wore last night that was ripped off by you. It looks better on you, love you can't button it up...
Ego boosting time!
practically perfect in everyway + has a handbag like Mary Poppins, funny, caring and everyones friend.
Often shortened to gem not to be confused...
A concealer for me. I bought it on Thursday. My eyebags are terrible recently so when I saw one at the drugstore, I immediately picked it! I haven't had decent sleep the past week...
Guy: check out these guns!
Me: looks like you need some bullets
Guy: my d**k is huge
Me: your d**k is about the size of how many f**ks I give
Me: None existent
I don't have a single favorite because I fall in love with a new verse everyday - but one that has always stuck with me...
38 For I am convinced that neither death nor life...
Staryu and starmie souls be my two favs.
1. Have you ever longed to be the opposite sex? (I don't. I'm overall content being a girl.) :)
2. What's your middle name? (Mine is Amber.)
3. What's your favorite TV show? (Mine...
Are you mad of Copper and Tellurium cause you are CuTe
I was molested by my grandfather.
Extroverted, Conscientious, Agreeable, Neurotic and Open
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy...
larvitar is my favorite pokemon
Welcome to (insert country)! Want some Belgian chocolate? It was made in China!
A FEW! Public unofficial copyright: ME!
If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night!
You turn my floppy disk into a HARD drive.
You're so cute that flowers die when you pass by...
You know your teeth are like stars, they're yellow and they're so apart from each other.
(Credit goes to my best friend)
I put the STD in STUD all I need is U