I Want to Know Your Favorite Pick Up Lines

Hey Baby! You want tickets to the gun show? 64 People

    I Love Nerds.

    So it only makes sense that I love nerdy pick-up lines. Sometimes I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    infintessimal infintessimal
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Sep 18, 2008

    Hmmmmmmm

    I had a lady (about 40) throw a beer into my lap and say "oh golly, let me help you out of those wet pants". It is safe to say I NEVER went home with her....
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Jan 30, 2011

    Haha

    That shirt is very becomeing on you, if I were on you I'd be ******* too!
    absolutionist absolutionist
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 31, 2011

    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-up Lines

    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-Up Lines        Can I buy you a drink after I finish my 2,000 sit-ups?        Don't you think the 'No shirt, no service' policy is ridiculous?      Wanna help my choose a last name...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    1 Response Apr 10, 2009

    OK - What About This One?

    'Hi sailor - wanna' ride? '    hahaha
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    7 Responses Dec 21, 2008

    Nerdy Pick Up Lines

    (Copied and Pasted from a facebook group)       1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my...
    WoundedButterfly WoundedButterfly
    18-21, F
    8 Responses Dec 22, 2008

    Geography Pick Up Line

    Girlllll.... you must be from memphis cause your the only ten-I-see!!!!!
    actionjack74 actionjack74
    26-30, M
    Aug 31, 2011

    Will Get You Slaped

    hey how bout you come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up. you have 206 bones. in your body want one more? my ears arew cold can i use your thighs as ear-muphs? your very easy on the eyes very hard on the erection do...
    shiftu shiftu
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 27, 2010

    Pick Up Line Or Two

    * Nice to meet you, If I was ET I wouldn't have gone home. * You are looking lovely today, have you done something with your ears?
    AnthonyC001 AnthonyC001
    46-50
    1 Response Oct 22, 2012

    Not Much For Pick-up Lines.....

    I'm part french. Do you have any French in you? Would you like some? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  
    squid4u squid4u
    46-50, M
    5 Responses Feb 16, 2009

    Not to Use It...

    I mean... I don't use it. And I guess I'd be a bit offended by it, if someone said it to me. But I still love it. "Baby, you'll be the iceberg and I'll be Titanic, and I'll go down on you" ;)   Oooooo yeah! xD
    OleMona OleMona
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Feb 18, 2009

    Mmm Mmmm Good.

    This is one of my favorite pick up lines for a girl to use on a guy: "Is your name Campell? 'Cause you are Mmm Mmm good." It just makes me giggle. ;D
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    25 Responses Aug 14, 2008

    The Worst Line Ever....

    I was living in Texas at that time... The "gentleman" was just coming on duty to clean the local Target store and I was just going on duty to stock shelves... I walked by him and I must have really gotten his motor running... Because he said to me (in not very good...
    Babyfroggee Babyfroggee
    41-45, F
    Aug 17, 2008

    My Personal Hall Of Fame

    1. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?2. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?3. I must be dead, there's no way they'd let an angel like you out of heaven.4. Do you have to practice being that hot, or does it just come naturally?5. I...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 17, 2012

    Favs

    1. "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)." 2. "Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..." 3. "If all woman are the stars in the sky, then you...
    CastingShadows CastingShadows
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 5, 2011

    Anyone Who Waitresses...

    ...should get weird pickup lines a lot. It doesn't matter how attractive or unattractive you are, because even if you feel/look like crap? You're bait! Sometimes it's welcomed, especially for people like me, who don't get pick-up lines often (because I'm a dork!) I usually...
    ultimateK ultimateK
    22-25, F
    May 27, 2011

    Corny Pick Up Lines

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to...
    IAmTrevorBrentMAXX IAmTrevorBrentMAXX
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jan 30, 2011

    My Favorites:

    Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take whatever I want?   If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
    infintessimal infintessimal
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Aug 16, 2008

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