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I Want to Know Your Favorite Pick Up Lines

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    Nerdy Pick Up Lines

    (Copied and Pasted from a facebook group)       1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my...
    WoundedButterfly WoundedButterfly 18-21, F 8 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    Favs

    1. "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)." 2. "Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..." 3. "If all woman are the stars in the sky, then you...
    CastingShadows CastingShadows 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2011

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    Pick Up Line Or Two

    * Nice to meet you, If I was ET I wouldn't have gone home. * You are looking lovely today, have you done something with your ears?
    AnthonyC001 AnthonyC001 46-50 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    My Favorites:

    Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take whatever I want?   If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2008

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    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-up Lines

    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-Up Lines        Can I buy you a drink after I finish my 2,000 sit-ups?        Don't you think the 'No shirt, no service' policy is ridiculous?      Wanna help my choose a last name...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2009

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    OK - What About This One?

    'Hi sailor - wanna' ride? '    hahaha
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2008

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    I Love Nerds.

    So it only makes sense that I love nerdy pick-up lines. Sometimes I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 18, 2008

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    Red Neck Pickup Lines

    1. Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away! 2. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. 3. Do you have a library card? Cause I'd love to check you out. 4.Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cause I can see myself in em! 5. If you were a tree and I was a...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 21 Responses Jul 20, 2011

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    My Personal Hall Of Fame

    1. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?2. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?3. I must be dead, there's no way they'd let an angel like you out of heaven.4. Do you have to practice being that hot, or does it just come naturally?5. I...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17, 2012

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    Corny Pick Up Lines

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to...
    IAmTrevorBrentMAXX IAmTrevorBrentMAXX 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Haha

    That shirt is very becomeing on you, if I were on you I'd be ******* too!
    absolutionist absolutionist 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 31, 2011

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    Will Get You Slaped

    hey how bout you come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up. you have 206 bones. in your body want one more? my ears arew cold can i use your thighs as ear-muphs? your very easy on the eyes very hard on the erection do...
    shiftu shiftu 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 27, 2010

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    Not to Use It...

    I mean... I don't use it. And I guess I'd be a bit offended by it, if someone said it to me. But I still love it. "Baby, you'll be the iceberg and I'll be Titanic, and I'll go down on you" ;)   Oooooo yeah! xD
    OleMona OleMona 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 18, 2009

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    The Worst Line Ever....

    I was living in Texas at that time... The "gentleman" was just coming on duty to clean the local Target store and I was just going on duty to stock shelves... I walked by him and I must have really gotten his motor running... Because he said to me (in not very good...
    Babyfroggee Babyfroggee 41-45, F Aug 17, 2008

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    Geography Pick Up Line

    Girlllll.... you must be from memphis cause your the only ten-I-see!!!!!
    actionjack74 actionjack74 26-30, M Aug 31, 2011

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    Girrrrrrl Your Hotter Then....

    I was sitting at my favorite po'dunk hole in the wall bar when a group of military boys at the other end of the bar decides to send over their spokesman....a cute fresh faced airman straight out of basic at Lackland AFB walks over and in the cutest south Georgia peach accent say...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 24, 2009

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    Hmmmmmmm

    I had a lady (about 40) throw a beer into my lap and say "oh golly, let me help you out of those wet pants". It is safe to say I NEVER went home with her....
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 26-30, M 8 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Not Much For Pick-up Lines.....

    I'm part french. Do you have any French in you? Would you like some? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  
    squid4u squid4u 46-50, M 5 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    Anyone Who Waitresses...

    ...should get weird pickup lines a lot. It doesn't matter how attractive or unattractive you are, because even if you feel/look like crap? You're bait! Sometimes it's welcomed, especially for people like me, who don't get pick-up lines often (because I'm a dork!) I usually...
    ultimateK ultimateK 22-25, F May 27, 2011

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    Mmm Mmmm Good.

    This is one of my favorite pick up lines for a girl to use on a guy: "Is your name Campell? 'Cause you are Mmm Mmm good." It just makes me giggle. ;D
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 25 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    i like my liquor how i like my men strong
    Multicolour12 Multicolour12 22-25, F 2 hrs ago

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    You like pizza? Cuz you a hot pizza *** You Jamaican? Cuz you Jamaican me cray cray You from Tennessee? Cuz you the only 10 I see! Got a map? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes.
    Padresfan Padresfan 16-17, M 4 hrs ago

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    "Remember, remember the 5th of November, Gunpowder, treason and plot. I know of no reason for the gunpowder treason to ever be forgot." V for Vandetta.
    Jessethebear Jessethebear 16-17, F 10 hrs ago

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    Are you a pirate? Cause I want yo booty. If you were a baseball and I was a bat, would you let me hit that? If I used spell check, it would turn "you & I" into "us". If you were...
    ThisIsMarie ThisIsMarie 13-15, F 5 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    sometimes it's the very people who no one imagines anything of who do the things no one can imagine -The Imitation Game
    AmyPond11th AmyPond11th 13-15, F 14 hrs ago

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    1)Frequency 2)Armageddon 3)Field of dreams 4)Lone star state of mind 5)8mm 6)The wrestler 7)Clerks 2 8)Tommy boy 9)Joe Dirt 10)Clue 11)Stay Alive 12)Disturbing Behavior 13...
    jameswertman12 jameswertman12 26-30, M 15 hrs ago

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    mother said straight ahead not to delay or be misled. i should have heeded her advice, but he seemed so nice. and he showed me things many wonderful things that i hadn't known...
    AliSandraONeill AliSandraONeill 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    "Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to...
    Cumdumpster22 Cumdumpster22 51-55 1 day ago

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    I love my women how I like my camera...flashing.
    itsjakedam2 itsjakedam2 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    My favorite is Umbreon ^_^
    XxBloodyLullabyxX XxBloodyLullabyxX 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    You're like my toe....I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
    TooGlam2GiveADamn TooGlam2GiveADamn 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    On the flip-side of the pick up line, I have a pin that says "I like your approach. Now let's see your departure"
    painterchick painterchick 36-40, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Are you a pencil? Cause you lookin sharp today...
    MARAVELOUS MARAVELOUS 18-21, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Have you ever tripped over a branch? How about a root?
    KiwiRota KiwiRota 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    I love Dr Seuss Winnie the Pooh
    bandit5320 bandit5320 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    So I had my friend (girl) in the shower with me on campus, in my dorm. I got to bite her neck and kiss her. I got to play with her sexy breasts and she played rough with mine. But...
    PandemicFox PandemicFox 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
    usedandabused73 usedandabused73 41-45, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Yo, you want food? (Has me swooning every time ^_^)
    miiaa247 miiaa247 13-15, F Jul 24

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    My favorite books are ALL books from Khalil Gibran (The broken wings, A tear and a smile etc.), The last love of Monsieur Armand from Francoise Dorner (Mr. Morgan´s last love) and...
    Loretta78 Loretta78 36-40, F Jul 24

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    Vivid memories, live again! My favorite book as a child was titled "Grayling". It was a book about a Fisherman who had gone out to sea, found a distressed baby seal in the storm...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    Mine is Pulp Fiction (hence the username) What's yours?
    Pulpnonfiction Pulpnonfiction 18-21, M Jul 23

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    I think I could be a possible danger to myself, 'cause looking at you drives me crazy. I need to be restrained'-)
    Silent711 Silent711 26-30, F Jul 22

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    You should change your name to "Nobody." Why? Because they always say, "Nobody's perfect."
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 22

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