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I Want to Know Your Favorite Pick Up Lines

Hey Baby! You want tickets to the gun show? 67 People

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    Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take whatever I want?   If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2008

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    I Love Nerds.

    So it only makes sense that I love nerdy pick-up lines. Sometimes I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 18, 2008

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    Hmmmmmmm

    I had a lady (about 40) throw a beer into my lap and say "oh golly, let me help you out of those wet pants". It is safe to say I NEVER went home with her....
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 26-30, M 4 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-up Lines

    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-Up Lines        Can I buy you a drink after I finish my 2,000 sit-ups?        Don't you think the 'No shirt, no service' policy is ridiculous?      Wanna help my choose a last name...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2009

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    Girrrrrrl Your Hotter Then....

    I was sitting at my favorite po'dunk hole in the wall bar when a group of military boys at the other end of the bar decides to send over their spokesman....a cute fresh faced airman straight out of basic at Lackland AFB walks over and in the cutest south Georgia peach accent say...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 24, 2009

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    The Worst Line Ever....

    I was living in Texas at that time... The "gentleman" was just coming on duty to clean the local Target store and I was just going on duty to stock shelves... I walked by him and I must have really gotten his motor running... Because he said to me (in not very good...
    Babyfroggee Babyfroggee 41-45, F Aug 17, 2008

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    Will Get You Slaped

    hey how bout you come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up. you have 206 bones. in your body want one more? my ears arew cold can i use your thighs as ear-muphs? your very easy on the eyes very hard on the erection do...
    shiftu shiftu 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 27, 2010

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    Favs

    1. "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)." 2. "Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..." 3. "If all woman are the stars in the sky, then you...
    CastingShadows CastingShadows 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2011

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    OK - What About This One?

    'Hi sailor - wanna' ride? '    hahaha
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2008

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    Red Neck Pickup Lines

    1. Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away! 2. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. 3. Do you have a library card? Cause I'd love to check you out. 4.Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cause I can see myself in em! 5. If you were a tree and I was a...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 21 Responses Jul 20, 2011

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    Pick Up Line Or Two

    * Nice to meet you, If I was ET I wouldn't have gone home. * You are looking lovely today, have you done something with your ears?
    AnthonyC001 AnthonyC001 46-50 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    Anyone Who Waitresses...

    ...should get weird pickup lines a lot. It doesn't matter how attractive or unattractive you are, because even if you feel/look like crap? You're bait! Sometimes it's welcomed, especially for people like me, who don't get pick-up lines often (because I'm a dork!) I usually...
    ultimateK ultimateK 22-25, F May 27, 2011

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    Nerdy Pick Up Lines

    (Copied and Pasted from a facebook group)       1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my...
    WoundedButterfly WoundedButterfly 18-21, F 8 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    Haha

    That shirt is very becomeing on you, if I were on you I'd be ******* too!
    absolutionist absolutionist 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 31, 2011

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    Not Much For Pick-up Lines.....

    I'm part french. Do you have any French in you? Would you like some? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  
    squid4u squid4u 46-50, M 5 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    My Personal Hall Of Fame

    1. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?2. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?3. I must be dead, there's no way they'd let an angel like you out of heaven.4. Do you have to practice being that hot, or does it just come naturally?5. I...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17, 2012

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    Mmm Mmmm Good.

    This is one of my favorite pick up lines for a girl to use on a guy: "Is your name Campell? 'Cause you are Mmm Mmm good." It just makes me giggle. ;D
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 25 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Geography Pick Up Line

    Girlllll.... you must be from memphis cause your the only ten-I-see!!!!!
    actionjack74 actionjack74 26-30, M Aug 31, 2011

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    Not to Use It...

    I mean... I don't use it. And I guess I'd be a bit offended by it, if someone said it to me. But I still love it. "Baby, you'll be the iceberg and I'll be Titanic, and I'll go down on you" ;)   Oooooo yeah! xD
    OleMona OleMona 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 18, 2009

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    Corny Pick Up Lines

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to...
    IAmTrevorBrentMAXX IAmTrevorBrentMAXX 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    I'm not a werewolf but i was saved by one and i want to pay her by helping any werewolves. it doesn't have to be a pack i just want to help you because i know your good.
    Frostwolf101 Frostwolf101 22-25, F 2 hrs ago

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    I feel I should take the last one I wrote about you back. Not sure where I was coming from with that. Of course love is blind if I can even call it "love" or maybe its me being...
    Lov3intheasylum Lov3intheasylum 31-35, F 5 hrs ago

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    How to Decide What to Do with Your Life ( this is lifehacker's post btw im just copied it here because i liked it alot ) When you're young, the world is your oyster and...
    deeptastic deeptastic 18-21, M 10 hrs ago

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    Hale storm is mine at the moment Lzzy is the best
    AndrewOber76 AndrewOber76 36-40, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Will I wold like kids and giving birth
    Chafe567 Chafe567 16-17 2 days ago

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    I was Marion Davies (i'd never heard of her until tonight) i posted a few weeks ago about a dream i had, i never really believed in past lives but that dream was just so real...
    SerenaJane SerenaJane 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    So I think I was about three of four at the time and I woke up and I was in my dads bed ,I was alone , and I really wanted some tea . So I got of the bed and padded outside...
    Jordinxs1 Jordinxs1 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    suicide silence atm
    evilpurpleunicorn evilpurpleunicorn 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    Year of Dragon, Scorpio, 7/11. What about you peeps?
    iiTetraLoh iiTetraLoh 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    My tickling fantasy is to have my feet tickled. I'm ticklish everywhere and love it but I would rather have someone tickle my feet if you want to know more message me I'm willing...
    pmarsh92 pmarsh92 22-25, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Hey are you chewing gum? Because if you are, I'd chew your *** all day.
    BlackBoneRaj BlackBoneRaj 70+, M a week ago

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    Slipknot will always be my favorite band :D
    Sicgoat173 Sicgoat173 16-17, F 3 Responses Jan 30

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    What do you hate the most about yourself? - I hate the fact that when I get overwhelmed and/or stressed I tend to shut people out, I even shut the people that I care about the...
    PartyKitty90 PartyKitty90 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 30

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    Hey~ I'm Matt :) and I'm from Canada~ and hehe.. I love tickling :p I wanna find someone "a girl"who loves tickling too ^////^ My fantasy is to have my feet and toes tickled...
    xmathias xmathias 26-30, M Jan 28

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    my is a tierd between blaziken charizard and eeve fairly form
    mistresstar mistresstar 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 27

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    I found this silly personality test on Rutterman's profile and thought it was kind of interesting...and just fun to do, since I found myself answering the questions for myself...
    Sarahbellas Sarahbellas 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 27

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    I'm a military hawk, fiscal conservative, social moderate, private liberal. I believe might makes right on the global stage and a strong military gives us the leverage to enforced...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 3 Responses Jan 27

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    1. What is your favorite color? Green 2. Have you ever missed anyone? Umm, yeah one I guess 3. What is your favorite animal? The wolf 4. Do you always eat breakfast foods? Well...
    SonofPaddy121 SonofPaddy121 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 26

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    1 John 4:8- "He that loveth not knoweth not God, for God is Love. "
    ElsseHazelyn7 ElsseHazelyn7 16-17, F Jan 26

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    I want to lay on a table for a woman who loves my stomach to lift my shirt and lower my pants and have her way with every inch of my midriff using her long, skinny, cold fingers...
    TicklishBellyBoy TicklishBellyBoy 18-21, M Jan 24

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    Adventure of a Lifetime - Coldplay
    FromAntoinette FromAntoinette 22-25 2 Responses Jan 23

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    Acid Rap - Chance the Rapper
    FromAntoinette FromAntoinette 22-25 1 Response Jan 23

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