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I Want to Know Your Favorite Pick Up Lines

Hey Baby! You want tickets to the gun show? 66 People

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    That shirt is very becomeing on you, if I were on you I'd be ******* too!
    absolutionist absolutionist 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 31, 2011

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    I Love Nerds.

    So it only makes sense that I love nerdy pick-up lines. Sometimes I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 18, 2008

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    Hmmmmmmm

    I had a lady (about 40) throw a beer into my lap and say "oh golly, let me help you out of those wet pants". It is safe to say I NEVER went home with her....
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 8 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Girrrrrrl Your Hotter Then....

    I was sitting at my favorite po'dunk hole in the wall bar when a group of military boys at the other end of the bar decides to send over their spokesman....a cute fresh faced airman straight out of basic at Lackland AFB walks over and in the cutest south Georgia peach accent say...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 24, 2009

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    Not to Use It...

    I mean... I don't use it. And I guess I'd be a bit offended by it, if someone said it to me. But I still love it. "Baby, you'll be the iceberg and I'll be Titanic, and I'll go down on you" ;)   Oooooo yeah! xD
    OleMona OleMona 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 18, 2009

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    Love It! :p

      Pick up lines for girls to gay to guys: [Reach for the back of his shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.  I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by...
    FallingStarr FallingStarr 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 16, 2010

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    My Favorites:

    Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take whatever I want?   If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2008

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    OK - What About This One?

    'Hi sailor - wanna' ride? '    hahaha
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2008

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    Favs

    1. "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)." 2. "Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..." 3. "If all woman are the stars in the sky, then you...
    CastingShadows CastingShadows 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2011

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    Nerdy Pick Up Lines

    (Copied and Pasted from a facebook group)       1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my...
    WoundedButterfly WoundedButterfly 18-21, F 8 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    Not Much For Pick-up Lines.....

    I'm part french. Do you have any French in you? Would you like some? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  
    squid4u squid4u 46-50, M 5 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    The Worst Line Ever....

    I was living in Texas at that time... The "gentleman" was just coming on duty to clean the local Target store and I was just going on duty to stock shelves... I walked by him and I must have really gotten his motor running... Because he said to me (in not very good...
    Babyfroggee Babyfroggee 41-45, F Aug 17, 2008

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    My Personal Hall Of Fame

    1. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?2. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?3. I must be dead, there's no way they'd let an angel like you out of heaven.4. Do you have to practice being that hot, or does it just come naturally?5. I...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17, 2012

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    Red Neck Pickup Lines

    1. Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away! 2. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. 3. Do you have a library card? Cause I'd love to check you out. 4.Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cause I can see myself in em! 5. If you were a tree and I was a...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 23 Responses Jul 20, 2011

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    Corny Pick Up Lines

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to...
    IAmTrevorBrentMAXX IAmTrevorBrentMAXX 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Geography Pick Up Line

    Girlllll.... you must be from memphis cause your the only ten-I-see!!!!!
    actionjack74 actionjack74 26-30, M Aug 31, 2011

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    Anyone Who Waitresses...

    ...should get weird pickup lines a lot. It doesn't matter how attractive or unattractive you are, because even if you feel/look like crap? You're bait! Sometimes it's welcomed, especially for people like me, who don't get pick-up lines often (because I'm a dork!) I usually...
    ultimateK ultimateK 22-25, F May 27, 2011

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    Mmm Mmmm Good.

    This is one of my favorite pick up lines for a girl to use on a guy: "Is your name Campell? 'Cause you are Mmm Mmm good." It just makes me giggle. ;D
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 25 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-up Lines

    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-Up Lines        Can I buy you a drink after I finish my 2,000 sit-ups?        Don't you think the 'No shirt, no service' policy is ridiculous?      Wanna help my choose a last name...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2009

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    Will Get You Slaped

    hey how bout you come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up. you have 206 bones. in your body want one more? my ears arew cold can i use your thighs as ear-muphs? your very easy on the eyes very hard on the erection do...
    shiftu shiftu 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 27, 2010

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    Pick Up Line Or Two

    * Nice to meet you, If I was ET I wouldn't have gone home. * You are looking lovely today, have you done something with your ears?
    AnthonyC001 AnthonyC001 46-50 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    Tell me your favourite song please :)
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    Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid!!!     John 14:27...
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    I absolutely love "The Christmas Story"
    candacej1983 candacej1983 31-35, F 3 Responses Dec 4

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    Apples covered with honey and during this time of year I like those cheery snack cakes from little Debby it's okay to eat junk food this time of year lol
    mrloweco mrloweco 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 11

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    When I was little I used to walk around thinking everybody was ignoring me. In kindergarden I had recess and i was alone on the bench. A boy my age came up to me and said i'm...
    Ashleygolden Ashleygolden 13-15, F Dec 16

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    If you are to see one Christmas movie this year, let it be Cary Grant, Loretta Young, David Niven, Monty Woolley, Elsa Lanchester and James Gleason in The Bishop's Wife from 1947...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 11 Responses Dec 18

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    Either dipshit or some form of **** maybe even *** hole strangely enough I don't cuss if I'm talking to a girl unless it just slips
    mrloweco mrloweco 18-21, M 2 Responses Dec 20

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    Always.....................
    BloodyVictim BloodyVictim 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Job 1:21 The Lord giveth and The Lord taketh away. Blessed be the name of The Lord ...
    jayciedubb jayciedubb 46-50, M 2 Responses Dec 1

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    Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or...
    sunnycaramelo sunnycaramelo 46-50, F 1 Response Dec 14

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    I love the book of kings when the lord (the god of isreal) told ahab that he n his entier house will b consumed n distoyed for all the sins that he n jezabel sined n made isreal to...
    howard1945 howard1945 51-55, M Dec 14

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    Gentlemen: I want to know your most embarrassing hard on story. Did a teacher make you answer a question on a board? Maybe you were at dinner with your girlfriend's parents and it...
    CascadingCoquette CascadingCoquette 26-30, F 12 Responses Dec 3

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    Right now whike writting this about to cry but i know i mustn't. really how could a few bad memories hurt you like is there way to gust forget every thing i really wantto know...
    anthoni15 anthoni15 18-21, M Dec 2

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    OK granted it has never worked but my all-time favorite is " Hi my name is JD and I would like you to meet my friend...****" That is gold Jerry..GOLD!!!!!
    JackisMe JackisMe 41-45, M Dec 12

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    I want to know how anyone can pick just one. lol
    justNIK justNIK 41-45, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    Father Jerry (Pat O'Brien) asking Rocky (James Cagney) to "turn yellow" for the sake of the kids in the movie Angels With Dirty Faces, 1938. Jerry wants Rocky to behave in a way so...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 29

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    Circa Survive is my favorite band! I been loving them since 2006. Their new album Descensus...that they just came out with is amazing :-)
    nefertitivibez nefertitivibez 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    I don't exactly have one favorite band but I like Mayday Parade, One Direction, 5sos, The Neighbourhood, Arctic Monkeys, Front Porch Step & Of Monsters and Men. :)
    originalitydied originalitydied 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    "You've always had the power, my dear. You just had to learn it for yourself." --Wizard of Oz
    sunnygrlamy sunnygrlamy 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 29

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    My favorite colors are blue and white
    Wildman43055 Wildman43055 46-50, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I have too many favorites :P but some are To Kill a Mockingbird, Let Me In, "IT", The hunger games trilogy, My Sister's Keeper, The Summoning, and Where The Red Fern Grows.
    Varjo Varjo 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    Hi, I don't really know how to say this but, tell me your story, your happy ones, sad ones scary ones, be it long or short, please share them with me. If you don't want to type it...
    jonho10 jonho10 13-15, M 1 day ago