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I Want to Know Your Favorite Pick Up Lines

Hey Baby! You want tickets to the gun show? 68 People

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    That shirt is very becomeing on you, if I were on you I'd be ******* too!
    absolutionist absolutionist 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 31, 2011

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    Anyone Who Waitresses...

    ...should get weird pickup lines a lot. It doesn't matter how attractive or unattractive you are, because even if you feel/look like crap? You're bait! Sometimes it's welcomed, especially for people like me, who don't get pick-up lines often (because I'm a dork!) I usually...
    ultimateK ultimateK 22-25, F May 27, 2011

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    Not Much For Pick-up Lines.....

    I'm part french. Do you have any French in you? Would you like some? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  
    squid4u squid4u 46-50, M 5 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    Hmmmmmmm

    I had a lady (about 40) throw a beer into my lap and say "oh golly, let me help you out of those wet pants". It is safe to say I NEVER went home with her....
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 8 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    My Favorites:

    Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take whatever I want?   If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2008

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    I Love Nerds.

    So it only makes sense that I love nerdy pick-up lines. Sometimes I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 18, 2008

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    Favs

    1. "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)." 2. "Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..." 3. "If all woman are the stars in the sky, then you...
    CastingShadows CastingShadows 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2011

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    Mmm Mmmm Good.

    This is one of my favorite pick up lines for a girl to use on a guy: "Is your name Campell? 'Cause you are Mmm Mmm good." It just makes me giggle. ;D
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 25 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    My Personal Hall Of Fame

    1. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?2. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?3. I must be dead, there's no way they'd let an angel like you out of heaven.4. Do you have to practice being that hot, or does it just come naturally?5. I...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17, 2012

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    The Worst Line Ever....

    I was living in Texas at that time... The "gentleman" was just coming on duty to clean the local Target store and I was just going on duty to stock shelves... I walked by him and I must have really gotten his motor running... Because he said to me (in not very good...
    Babyfroggee Babyfroggee 41-45, F Aug 17, 2008

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    OK - What About This One?

    'Hi sailor - wanna' ride? '    hahaha
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2008

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    Love It! :p

      Pick up lines for girls to gay to guys: [Reach for the back of his shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.  I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by...
    FallingStarr FallingStarr 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 16, 2010

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    Girrrrrrl Your Hotter Then....

    I was sitting at my favorite po'dunk hole in the wall bar when a group of military boys at the other end of the bar decides to send over their spokesman....a cute fresh faced airman straight out of basic at Lackland AFB walks over and in the cutest south Georgia peach accent say...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 24, 2009

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    Will Get You Slaped

    hey how bout you come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up. you have 206 bones. in your body want one more? my ears arew cold can i use your thighs as ear-muphs? your very easy on the eyes very hard on the erection do...
    shiftu shiftu 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 27, 2010

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    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-up Lines

    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-Up Lines        Can I buy you a drink after I finish my 2,000 sit-ups?        Don't you think the 'No shirt, no service' policy is ridiculous?      Wanna help my choose a last name...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2009

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    Not to Use It...

    I mean... I don't use it. And I guess I'd be a bit offended by it, if someone said it to me. But I still love it. "Baby, you'll be the iceberg and I'll be Titanic, and I'll go down on you" ;)   Oooooo yeah! xD
    OleMona OleMona 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 18, 2009

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    Geography Pick Up Line

    Girlllll.... you must be from memphis cause your the only ten-I-see!!!!!
    actionjack74 actionjack74 26-30, M Aug 31, 2011

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    Corny Pick Up Lines

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to...
    IAmTrevorBrentMAXX IAmTrevorBrentMAXX 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Nerdy Pick Up Lines

    (Copied and Pasted from a facebook group)       1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my...
    WoundedButterfly WoundedButterfly 18-21, F 8 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    Pick Up Line Or Two

    * Nice to meet you, If I was ET I wouldn't have gone home. * You are looking lovely today, have you done something with your ears?
    AnthonyC001 AnthonyC001 46-50 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    Red Neck Pickup Lines

    1. Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away! 2. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. 3. Do you have a library card? Cause I'd love to check you out. 4.Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cause I can see myself in em! 5. If you were a tree and I was a...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 23 Responses Jul 20, 2011

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    Con Air- We got you a seat right next to him, and he's known to be somewhat garrulous in the company of thieves. Garrulous? What the **** is garrulous? That would be loquacious...
    meekerhpd meekerhpd 18-21, M 12 hrs ago

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    For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster. To me that was better than being president of the United States. To be a gangster was to own the world. - goodfellas...
    petealoop petealoop 18-21, M Sep 7

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    Twas brillig and the slythy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. (Alice in Wonderland) Yours?
    AJEckle AJEckle 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 19

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    Crocodile Dundee "Mick,give him your wallet" "What for?" "Because he's got a knife" "That's not a knife, this is a knife."
    fgsZERO fgsZERO 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    The Christmas story. "You're gonna put your eye out with that thing"
    cjohnson1983 cjohnson1983 31-35, F Aug 25

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    We are just ordinary people driven to revenge in the name of justice. But if revenge is called justice, then that justice breeds yet more revenge....and becomes a chain of hatred...
    TheBlazingRedAugust TheBlazingRedAugust 18-21, M Aug 28

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    All time: Muse - Butterflies and Hurricanes. http://youtu.be/ZHKSrS8vJyI Now: Youri Lentjes - Nowhere http://youtu.be/sAJYJ58j04w
    PeterDr PeterDr 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 2

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    God Will Kill Children The glory of Israel will fly away like a bird, for your children will die at birth or perish in the womb or never even be conceived. Even if your...
    emeraldtriangle420 emeraldtriangle420 22-25, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    whataburger most of probably don't eve know about it
    xlovelybutterflyx xlovelybutterflyx 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 1

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    The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. This movie makes me laugh.
    InfiniteSunshine InfiniteSunshine 26-30, F Aug 29

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    How Far We've Come - Matchbox Twenty
    xrachel29 xrachel29 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    Asparagus Yellow pepper Purple lettuce
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F Aug 16

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    Ice cream anyone ?? .
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 26

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    "And it came to pass, that at midnight the LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive...
    emeraldtriangle420 emeraldtriangle420 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    Every day that I have no contact with my crush, I'm going to upload a song. ;-)"Morning Glory" by OasisAll your dreams are madeWhen you're chained to (your) mirror with (your...
    TheTruthIfItKillsMe TheTruthIfItKillsMe 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    Every day that I have no contact with my crush, I'm going to upload a song. ;-)Volcano by U2The world is spinning fast tonightYou can hurt yourself tryin’ to hold onTo what...
    TheTruthIfItKillsMe TheTruthIfItKillsMe 46-50, F 3 days ago

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    Are you pregnant are your breasts just big naturally? You're the kind of woman who could stop me from lusting after 12 year old boys.
    Comicone999 Comicone999 41-45, M Aug 19

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    Every day that I have no contact with my crush, I'm going to upload a song. ;-)"S.O.S." by ABBAWhere are those happy days, they seem so hard to findI tried to reach for you, but...
    TheTruthIfItKillsMe TheTruthIfItKillsMe 46-50, F 21 hrs ago

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    I have tons of favorite movies. I won't put them all in one post cause that's too many for one post. At least on the side of most readers, I think. Fern Gully Rescuers Down Under...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 22

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    http://www.blogthings.com/howconfrontationalareyouquiz/ You Are a Doormat It may not seem like it, but you definitely notice every time you're wronged. You just don't feel like...
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Sep 4

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    Mine is Great Dane. I have ALWAYS wanted one of those big boys. My friend had one and he was so amazing.. Someday :) and this is my favorite color(: they're all beautiful though...
    RunawayTeen99 RunawayTeen99 13-15, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Her song...Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke That song comes on while were out dancing everyone is watching her.
    WeJeepTopless WeJeepTopless 36-40 1 day ago

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    Let It Shine Camp Rock Camp Rock 2 Miracle In Lane 2 Full Court Miracle Motocrossed Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken Double Teamed Right On Track Class Elevator Girl Flower Girl Sixteen...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Aug 23

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    Girl VS Monster Heaven Is Waiting 12 Hours To Live The Other Woman (with Laura Leighton) Family In Hiding Forever Love At First Sight Dying To Belong Center Stage Mystery Woman...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Aug 23

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    Angels and demons, jackie brown, kill bill1&2, captain phillips, alien quadrilateral, poltergeist 1&2 not 3, planes trains and automobiles, clock work orange, pulp fiction, death...
    Gabriella20xx Gabriella20xx 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 21

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    The Face On The Milk Carton A Dad For Christmas Stolen Miracle Beethoven Beethoven's 2nd Beethoven's 3rd Beethoven's 4th Beethoven's 5th Beethoven's Big Break Beethoven's Christmas...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Aug 23

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    The top 3 are on my profile, the remaining 2 could very well be Godard's Weekend and Pasolini's Oedipus Rex. That's the classic top 5 that's been unaltered for years now, a top 5...
    Nest37 Nest37 36-40, M Aug 30

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    Every day that I have no contact with my crush, I'm going to upload a song. ;-)The Cars - Drivewho's gonna tell you whenit's too latewho's gonna tell you thingsaren't so greatyou...
    TheTruthIfItKillsMe TheTruthIfItKillsMe 46-50, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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