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I Want to Know Your Favorite Pick Up Lines

Hey Baby! You want tickets to the gun show? 65 People

    Corny Pick Up Lines

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to...
    IAmTrevorBrentMAXX IAmTrevorBrentMAXX 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-up Lines

    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-Up Lines        Can I buy you a drink after I finish my 2,000 sit-ups?        Don't you think the 'No shirt, no service' policy is ridiculous?      Wanna help my choose a last name...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2009

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    Not to Use It...

    I mean... I don't use it. And I guess I'd be a bit offended by it, if someone said it to me. But I still love it. "Baby, you'll be the iceberg and I'll be Titanic, and I'll go down on you" ;)   Oooooo yeah! xD
    OleMona OleMona 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 18, 2009

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    Will Get You Slaped

    hey how bout you come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up. you have 206 bones. in your body want one more? my ears arew cold can i use your thighs as ear-muphs? your very easy on the eyes very hard on the erection do...
    shiftu shiftu 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 27, 2010

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    Hmmmmmmm

    I had a lady (about 40) throw a beer into my lap and say "oh golly, let me help you out of those wet pants". It is safe to say I NEVER went home with her....
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 8 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    The Worst Line Ever....

    I was living in Texas at that time... The "gentleman" was just coming on duty to clean the local Target store and I was just going on duty to stock shelves... I walked by him and I must have really gotten his motor running... Because he said to me (in not very good...
    Babyfroggee Babyfroggee 41-45, F Aug 17, 2008

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    My Favorites:

    Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take whatever I want?   If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2008

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    My Personal Hall Of Fame

    1. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?2. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?3. I must be dead, there's no way they'd let an angel like you out of heaven.4. Do you have to practice being that hot, or does it just come naturally?5. I...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17, 2012

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    Pick Up Line Or Two

    * Nice to meet you, If I was ET I wouldn't have gone home. * You are looking lovely today, have you done something with your ears?
    AnthonyC001 AnthonyC001 46-50 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    Mmm Mmmm Good.

    This is one of my favorite pick up lines for a girl to use on a guy: "Is your name Campell? 'Cause you are Mmm Mmm good." It just makes me giggle. ;D
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 25 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Love It! :p

      Pick up lines for girls to gay to guys: [Reach for the back of his shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.  I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by...
    FallingStarr FallingStarr 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 16, 2010

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    Favs

    1. "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)." 2. "Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..." 3. "If all woman are the stars in the sky, then you...
    CastingShadows CastingShadows 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2011

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    Geography Pick Up Line

    Girlllll.... you must be from memphis cause your the only ten-I-see!!!!!
    actionjack74 actionjack74 26-30, M Aug 31, 2011

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    Anyone Who Waitresses...

    ...should get weird pickup lines a lot. It doesn't matter how attractive or unattractive you are, because even if you feel/look like crap? You're bait! Sometimes it's welcomed, especially for people like me, who don't get pick-up lines often (because I'm a dork!) I usually...
    ultimateK ultimateK 22-25, F May 27, 2011

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    Nerdy Pick Up Lines

    (Copied and Pasted from a facebook group)       1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my...
    WoundedButterfly WoundedButterfly 18-21, F 8 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    Red Neck Pickup Lines

    1. Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away! 2. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. 3. Do you have a library card? Cause I'd love to check you out. 4.Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cause I can see myself in em! 5. If you were a tree and I was a...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 23 Responses Jul 20, 2011

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    Haha

    That shirt is very becomeing on you, if I were on you I'd be ******* too!
    absolutionist absolutionist 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 31, 2011

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    Not Much For Pick-up Lines.....

    I'm part french. Do you have any French in you? Would you like some? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  
    squid4u squid4u 46-50, M 5 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    I Love Nerds.

    So it only makes sense that I love nerdy pick-up lines. Sometimes I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 18, 2008

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    OK - What About This One?

    'Hi sailor - wanna' ride? '    hahaha
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2008

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    Girrrrrrl Your Hotter Then....

    I was sitting at my favorite po'dunk hole in the wall bar when a group of military boys at the other end of the bar decides to send over their spokesman....a cute fresh faced airman straight out of basic at Lackland AFB walks over and in the cutest south Georgia peach accent say...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 24, 2009

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    "screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place" - Bender (The Breakfast Club)
    thrash0r thrash0r 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    best line ever: a sphincter says what?
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, senior citizens can still serve a purpose...don't go dying on me now
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    Most favorite thing of mine when alone....to go on the terrace, music through the headphones and stare at the vast sky, walk, sit, look around... So lovely! Especially at the night...
    starlit11 starlit11 22-25, F 4 Responses Feb 17

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    I usually don't care much for pop, but I'm completely obsessed with Coldplay's "Sky Full of Stars!"
    Classangel00A Classangel00A 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 1

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    Not really fast food but mine is sushi train
    Maddhatter131 Maddhatter131 13-15, F Feb 7

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    Robyn & Röyksopp's "Do it Again" ..it's constantly on repeat in my head and on my iPod <3 Fo' realz, how feel good is this tune?! :D
    Bethstar Bethstar 26-30, F Feb 7

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    , and wear their skin next Halloween. Frightened Up here, everything's sinking (?) SLR Also
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 11

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    I love films especially animated films and my favorite studio is Studio Ghibli. Tryin to pick a favorite move out of all the incredible movies they made feels like trying to pick...
    Desrass Desrass 16-17, M a week ago

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    I think that the worst Pickup lines that I ever used was "Hey, I forgot my telephone number, can you give me yours??" And I remember that..... IT WORKED. She gave me her number and...
    MrZenigata MrZenigata 26-30, M Feb 7

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    When I was younger girls were cuties with their lines. 17 year old me getting hit on " If I followed you home, would you keep me ?" Most recent pickup like used on me " Heyyy...
    TheLionGod TheLionGod 36-40, M Feb 12

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    You know the way to a mans heart is through his stomach right? So if you sit in my face I'll eat my way to your heart!
    TheLionGod TheLionGod 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 12

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    I lost my virginity.....can i have yours?
    isalolita isalolita 18-21, F 5 Responses Feb 17

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    If I had to pick just one, I'd say the original 1984 A Nightmare on Elm Street.
    ftmFreddy ftmFreddy 18-21, T 4 Responses a week ago

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    Therse are all my favorites........My all time favorite is Steel Magnolias...love love love that movie!!! My next favorite is The Color Purple. Then.... The Figjting Sullivans...
    mamabutterfly mamabutterfly 36-40, F 4 Responses Feb 18

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    My favorite movie is The Help. Comment what yours is :)
    Erinn2 Erinn2 16-17, F 3 Responses Feb 19

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    My favorite movie or movie series would have to be either back to the future, or Friday the 13th. ;-)
    Stonaman Stonaman 22-25, M a week ago

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    The harry potter series, the fault in our stars, the perks of being a wallflower, catching fire, and mockingjay part1 (hunger games was good but I can't say it was one of my...
    ellajade ellajade 13-15, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Never was a favorite movie of mine but I really did appreciate this line. :o) I can think of some people that'd be appropriate for.
    KlaraVoyet KlaraVoyet 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 28

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    Private, do you know what three up and three down mean? Robin Williams as Private Kronhaure responds, End of an inning?
    Swabby752 Swabby752 61-65, M 1 Response Feb 3

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    My favorite Pokemon is mewto
    anaant24 anaant24 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 28

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    Time - Phrase 01:41:41 You are a bad machine, that´s why the factory keeps you here. 01:41:46 Do you know how I know? 01:41:49 I know because I´m from the factory. 01:41:54 I...
    LysistratasWeakness2 LysistratasWeakness2 51-55, M Jan 28

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    A few of my favorite things: 1. Raspberry iced tea 2. Shampoo 3. Slippers 4. Burgundy sweaters 5. Purses 6. Theatre 7. Nike shorts 8. Mani/Pedi 9. Mean Girls 1&2 10. Pottery 11...
    warriormaiden17 warriormaiden17 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 31

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    Anyone like Stephen King? If yes, then you might like a book written by his son, Joe Hill. Probably one of my favorite books to have read last year in 2014. The Heart Shaped-Box...
    Varjo Varjo 16-17, F Feb 1

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    "Mr. Grady, you were the caretaker here. I recognize ya. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You, uh, chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits. And then you blew your...
    Dreambrother Dreambrother 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 28

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    Was your mom a fighter pilot? Because when she had you, she dropped a bomb. ( ._.) Sorry, I'm watching Penguins of Madagascar. -.-
    Knixveus5 Knixveus5 18-21, M Feb 3

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    I think I'm the only person who's favorite Disney movie is ... The Hunchback Of Norte Dome ... :/
    OrochimaruSama92 OrochimaruSama92 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 9