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I Want to Know Your Favorite Pick Up Lines

Hey Baby! You want tickets to the gun show? 67 People

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    Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take whatever I want?   If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2008

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    Girrrrrrl Your Hotter Then....

    I was sitting at my favorite po'dunk hole in the wall bar when a group of military boys at the other end of the bar decides to send over their spokesman....a cute fresh faced airman straight out of basic at Lackland AFB walks over and in the cutest south Georgia peach accent say...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 24, 2009

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    Will Get You Slaped

    hey how bout you come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up. you have 206 bones. in your body want one more? my ears arew cold can i use your thighs as ear-muphs? your very easy on the eyes very hard on the erection do...
    shiftu shiftu 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 27, 2010

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    OK - What About This One?

    'Hi sailor - wanna' ride? '    hahaha
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2008

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    My Personal Hall Of Fame

    1. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?2. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?3. I must be dead, there's no way they'd let an angel like you out of heaven.4. Do you have to practice being that hot, or does it just come naturally?5. I...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17, 2012

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    Not to Use It...

    I mean... I don't use it. And I guess I'd be a bit offended by it, if someone said it to me. But I still love it. "Baby, you'll be the iceberg and I'll be Titanic, and I'll go down on you" ;)   Oooooo yeah! xD
    OleMona OleMona 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 18, 2009

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    Not Much For Pick-up Lines.....

    I'm part french. Do you have any French in you? Would you like some? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  
    squid4u squid4u 46-50, M 5 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    Love It! :p

      Pick up lines for girls to gay to guys: [Reach for the back of his shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.  I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by...
    FallingStarr FallingStarr 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 16, 2010

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    The Worst Line Ever....

    I was living in Texas at that time... The "gentleman" was just coming on duty to clean the local Target store and I was just going on duty to stock shelves... I walked by him and I must have really gotten his motor running... Because he said to me (in not very good...
    Babyfroggee Babyfroggee 41-45, F Aug 17, 2008

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    Hmmmmmmm

    I had a lady (about 40) throw a beer into my lap and say "oh golly, let me help you out of those wet pants". It is safe to say I NEVER went home with her....
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 8 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    I Love Nerds.

    So it only makes sense that I love nerdy pick-up lines. Sometimes I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 18, 2008

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    Favs

    1. "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)." 2. "Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..." 3. "If all woman are the stars in the sky, then you...
    CastingShadows CastingShadows 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2011

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    Pick Up Line Or Two

    * Nice to meet you, If I was ET I wouldn't have gone home. * You are looking lovely today, have you done something with your ears?
    AnthonyC001 AnthonyC001 46-50 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    Anyone Who Waitresses...

    ...should get weird pickup lines a lot. It doesn't matter how attractive or unattractive you are, because even if you feel/look like crap? You're bait! Sometimes it's welcomed, especially for people like me, who don't get pick-up lines often (because I'm a dork!) I usually...
    ultimateK ultimateK 22-25, F May 27, 2011

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    Corny Pick Up Lines

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to...
    IAmTrevorBrentMAXX IAmTrevorBrentMAXX 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Nerdy Pick Up Lines

    (Copied and Pasted from a facebook group)       1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my...
    WoundedButterfly WoundedButterfly 18-21, F 8 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    Geography Pick Up Line

    Girlllll.... you must be from memphis cause your the only ten-I-see!!!!!
    actionjack74 actionjack74 26-30, M Aug 31, 2011

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    Mmm Mmmm Good.

    This is one of my favorite pick up lines for a girl to use on a guy: "Is your name Campell? 'Cause you are Mmm Mmm good." It just makes me giggle. ;D
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 25 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Haha

    That shirt is very becomeing on you, if I were on you I'd be ******* too!
    absolutionist absolutionist 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 31, 2011

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    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-up Lines

    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-Up Lines        Can I buy you a drink after I finish my 2,000 sit-ups?        Don't you think the 'No shirt, no service' policy is ridiculous?      Wanna help my choose a last name...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2009

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    Red Neck Pickup Lines

    1. Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away! 2. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. 3. Do you have a library card? Cause I'd love to check you out. 4.Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cause I can see myself in em! 5. If you were a tree and I was a...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 23 Responses Jul 20, 2011

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    Job 42:2 i know that u can do all things and that no purpose of yours can be thwarted
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    "And then Jesus ****** her right in the p***y"- Lost chapters of the bible
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    No weapons formed against me shall prosper.
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    A friend loves you all the time ~ Proverbs 17:17
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    The Lord is close to the brokenhearted.He saves those whose spirits have been crushed. ~ Psalm 34:18
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    You can be sure that I will be with you always.I will continue with you until the end of the world. ~ Mathew 28:20
    Pierce7891 Pierce7891 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    For we walk by faith, not by sight 2 Corinthians 5:7
    shellllbbb shellllbbb 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    Psalm 34:18- The Lord is near to the broken hearted and saves the crushed in spirit.
    sheghost sheghost 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    God has no son, you guys have it all wrong! Jesus is a prophet!
    wmatteen wmatteen 16-17, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Ecc: 3 1-9 lots of good stuff
    OzarksTrucker OzarksTrucker 36-40, M 3 days ago

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    John 5:30 "By myself, I can do nothing: I judge only as I hear, and my judgment is just, for I seek not to please myself but him who has sent me." To everyone calling Jesus their...
    wmatteen wmatteen 16-17, M 3 days ago

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    I love all of them but... Here's some that I look back to
    dashuria dashuria 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    What is your favorite movie? mine is the lord of the rings. What is the best movie that I should watch?
    Derek1995 Derek1995 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 29

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    Mine is KoRn and basically all other rock bands out there. Who is your favorite band or bands?
    BrokenBeyondRecognition BrokenBeyondRecognition 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    A lot of abused women/men don't know their rights. But its all on the internet and its always worth knowing your rights. It also applies to those working on low income. In the UK...
    maleuk52 maleuk52 61-65, M Sep 30

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    Grab your coat love. You've pulled! Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven? You might need to call a doctor. I'm about to fall. In love! (Just curious....do women use pick...
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response Oct 4

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    My favorite sex position is the WOW.That's when I flip your MOM over.
    miketolike miketolike 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    I'm sorry I'm going to need your name and insurance info I was lost in your eyes and feel and hit my head. OMG
    Bela21 Bela21 41-45, F Oct 5

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    Sorry, i forgot your name, can i call you mine? (I know it's old but i love it anyway) XD
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M 1 Response Oct 6

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    Is that your phone in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
    EmmaBirchall EmmaBirchall 13-15, F 4 Responses Oct 6

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    I got lost in your eyes and feel and hit my head I need all your personal information for insurance purposes....!!!! BAHAHAHA. It was priceless
    Bela21 Bela21 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 11

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    Sounds like an EP line: "Is your dad in jail?, because if I was your dad I'd be in jail."
    reeessa reeessa 13-15, F 7 Responses Oct 14

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    Hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest? Are you a sharpie? Cause you ultra fine.
    katekatt katekatt 18-21, F Oct 5

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    "Don't worry if a fat man puts you in a bag at night, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas." "If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one. " "If you were a...
    LadyWhatever LadyWhatever 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 5

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    So your feet hurt? Because you've been running through my mind all day! Haha
    justme1996 justme1996 16-17, F 6 Responses Oct 5

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