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I Want to Know Your Favorite Pick Up Lines

Hey Baby! You want tickets to the gun show? 67 People

    Red Neck Pickup Lines

    1. Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away! 2. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. 3. Do you have a library card? Cause I'd love to check you out. 4.Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cause I can see myself in em! 5. If you were a tree and I was a...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 22 Responses Jul 20, 2011

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    Not Much For Pick-up Lines.....

    I'm part french. Do you have any French in you? Would you like some? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  
    squid4u squid4u 46-50, M 5 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    Haha

    That shirt is very becomeing on you, if I were on you I'd be ******* too!
    absolutionist absolutionist 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 31, 2011

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    Nerdy Pick Up Lines

    (Copied and Pasted from a facebook group)       1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my...
    WoundedButterfly WoundedButterfly 18-21, F 8 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    Mmm Mmmm Good.

    This is one of my favorite pick up lines for a girl to use on a guy: "Is your name Campell? 'Cause you are Mmm Mmm good." It just makes me giggle. ;D
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 25 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    My Favorites:

    Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take whatever I want?   If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2008

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    Hmmmmmmm

    I had a lady (about 40) throw a beer into my lap and say "oh golly, let me help you out of those wet pants". It is safe to say I NEVER went home with her....
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 8 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Favs

    1. "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)." 2. "Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..." 3. "If all woman are the stars in the sky, then you...
    CastingShadows CastingShadows 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2011

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    Corny Pick Up Lines

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to...
    IAmTrevorBrentMAXX IAmTrevorBrentMAXX 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Girrrrrrl Your Hotter Then....

    I was sitting at my favorite po'dunk hole in the wall bar when a group of military boys at the other end of the bar decides to send over their spokesman....a cute fresh faced airman straight out of basic at Lackland AFB walks over and in the cutest south Georgia peach accent say...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 24, 2009

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    Geography Pick Up Line

    Girlllll.... you must be from memphis cause your the only ten-I-see!!!!!
    actionjack74 actionjack74 26-30, M Aug 31, 2011

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    My Personal Hall Of Fame

    1. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?2. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?3. I must be dead, there's no way they'd let an angel like you out of heaven.4. Do you have to practice being that hot, or does it just come naturally?5. I...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17, 2012

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    Will Get You Slaped

    hey how bout you come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up. you have 206 bones. in your body want one more? my ears arew cold can i use your thighs as ear-muphs? your very easy on the eyes very hard on the erection do...
    shiftu shiftu 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 27, 2010

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    Pick Up Line Or Two

    * Nice to meet you, If I was ET I wouldn't have gone home. * You are looking lovely today, have you done something with your ears?
    AnthonyC001 AnthonyC001 46-50 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    OK - What About This One?

    'Hi sailor - wanna' ride? '    hahaha
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2008

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    Not to Use It...

    I mean... I don't use it. And I guess I'd be a bit offended by it, if someone said it to me. But I still love it. "Baby, you'll be the iceberg and I'll be Titanic, and I'll go down on you" ;)   Oooooo yeah! xD
    OleMona OleMona 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 18, 2009

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    The Worst Line Ever....

    I was living in Texas at that time... The "gentleman" was just coming on duty to clean the local Target store and I was just going on duty to stock shelves... I walked by him and I must have really gotten his motor running... Because he said to me (in not very good...
    Babyfroggee Babyfroggee 41-45, F Aug 17, 2008

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    Anyone Who Waitresses...

    ...should get weird pickup lines a lot. It doesn't matter how attractive or unattractive you are, because even if you feel/look like crap? You're bait! Sometimes it's welcomed, especially for people like me, who don't get pick-up lines often (because I'm a dork!) I usually...
    ultimateK ultimateK 22-25, F May 27, 2011

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    I Love Nerds.

    So it only makes sense that I love nerdy pick-up lines. Sometimes I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 18, 2008

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    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-up Lines

    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-Up Lines        Can I buy you a drink after I finish my 2,000 sit-ups?        Don't you think the 'No shirt, no service' policy is ridiculous?      Wanna help my choose a last name...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2009

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    Oh, there are so many! Here's one of my favorites from Moonstruck: "Do you love him, Loretta?" "No" "Good, because if you love him he'll drive you crazy because he knows he can...
    joyceluvsjames joyceluvsjames 46-50, F 3 days ago

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    Hobbit and the Lord Of The Rings aways been my favorite!
    JadenTaylor456 JadenTaylor456 26-30, F Apr 9

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    96 Tears by ? And the Mysterians. Too many teardrops For one heart to be crying Too many teardrops For one heart to carry on Youre gonna cry ninety-six tears Youre gonna cry...
    padraig17325 padraig17325 56-60, M 5 days ago

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    [Riding in a car for the first time] " This is just like television, only you can see much further." Chance the Gardner Being There...
    Polyamory55 Polyamory55 56-60, M a week ago

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    "Methinks me hears the King approaching!" The Dresser
    Polyamory55 Polyamory55 56-60, M a week ago

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    "The directions were good. It was a Gulf station." Danny Rose in Broadway Danny Rose
    Polyamory55 Polyamory55 56-60, M a week ago

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    "Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!" Ulysses Everett McGill Oh Brother Where Art Thou
    Polyamory55 Polyamory55 56-60, M a week ago

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    " Well, if it's free, then I ain't stealin." Ratso Rizzo - Midnight Cowboy
    Polyamory55 Polyamory55 56-60, M a week ago

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    I can't say this was my favorite book but definetly one of the most memorable. My grandmother had a book full of short stories that she would read to us when we stayed the night at...
    kayakgirl08 kayakgirl08 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 30

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    my favorite Christmas movie is home alone and home alone 2
    carlosgalindo2015 carlosgalindo2015 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 1

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    Mathew 17:20-21 is my all time favorite verses
    homeskooled homeskooled 13-15, F 4 Responses Apr 2

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    I like 'Scars' by SayWeCanFly
    Icrossmyheart Icrossmyheart 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 29

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    Mine favourite guitarists are - Susmit Sen & Gary Moore.
    musicalmohit musicalmohit 22-25, M a week ago

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      This scene resonated deeply with the entirety of my soul at the time. I thoroughly enjoyed the film and it's story.  And this scene. With Jim Carey and his voice of...
    AnnieDreams AnnieDreams 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    let there be light it's amazing just like that
    Bigwillyk Bigwillyk 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    All .....thanks!!!!! YOU CAN SUCK HIS **** WE KNOW YOUR ONE OF HIS HOES Thanks Joe
    baseMENTFILMSIN55 baseMENTFILMSIN55 51-55 Mar 31

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    All you fellow nerds out there will appreciate this one: If I was an enzyme I'd be helicase, because I'd like to unzip your jeans
    danii92 danii92 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    worst pickup line: "pull my finger."
    kmanring74 kmanring74 41-45, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    favorite cereal is apple cinnamon toast crunch and mini wheats.
    peppit peppit 36-40, M Mar 20

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    My favorite cereal is Almond Delight.
    lovelydsa lovelydsa 31-35, F Mar 21

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    my favorite breakfast serial is cinnamon toast crunch what about u
    Bigwillyk Bigwillyk 13-15, M 4 Responses Mar 21

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    Honey nut Cheerios is my favorite.
    badgirlbee badgirlbee 22-25, F 7 Responses Mar 26

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    Cocoa Pebbles are my favorite :)
    xXDemonArtXx xXDemonArtXx 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 26

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