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I Want to Know Your Favorite Pick Up Lines

Hey Baby! You want tickets to the gun show? 68 People

    Not Much For Pick-up Lines.....

    I'm part french. Do you have any French in you? Would you like some? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  
    squid4u squid4u 46-50, M 5 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    Girrrrrrl Your Hotter Then....

    I was sitting at my favorite po'dunk hole in the wall bar when a group of military boys at the other end of the bar decides to send over their spokesman....a cute fresh faced airman straight out of basic at Lackland AFB walks over and in the cutest south Georgia peach accent say...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 24, 2009

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    Hmmmmmmm

    I had a lady (about 40) throw a beer into my lap and say "oh golly, let me help you out of those wet pants". It is safe to say I NEVER went home with her....
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 8 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Will Get You Slaped

    hey how bout you come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up. you have 206 bones. in your body want one more? my ears arew cold can i use your thighs as ear-muphs? your very easy on the eyes very hard on the erection do...
    shiftu shiftu 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 27, 2010

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    Favs

    1. "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)." 2. "Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..." 3. "If all woman are the stars in the sky, then you...
    CastingShadows CastingShadows 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2011

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    Love It! :p

      Pick up lines for girls to gay to guys: [Reach for the back of his shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.  I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by...
    FallingStarr FallingStarr 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 16, 2010

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    Pick Up Line Or Two

    * Nice to meet you, If I was ET I wouldn't have gone home. * You are looking lovely today, have you done something with your ears?
    AnthonyC001 AnthonyC001 46-50 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    Haha

    That shirt is very becomeing on you, if I were on you I'd be ******* too!
    absolutionist absolutionist 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 31, 2011

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    I Love Nerds.

    So it only makes sense that I love nerdy pick-up lines. Sometimes I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 18, 2008

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    Nerdy Pick Up Lines

    (Copied and Pasted from a facebook group)       1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my...
    WoundedButterfly WoundedButterfly 18-21, F 8 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    Corny Pick Up Lines

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to...
    IAmTrevorBrentMAXX IAmTrevorBrentMAXX 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    OK - What About This One?

    'Hi sailor - wanna' ride? '    hahaha
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2008

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    Not to Use It...

    I mean... I don't use it. And I guess I'd be a bit offended by it, if someone said it to me. But I still love it. "Baby, you'll be the iceberg and I'll be Titanic, and I'll go down on you" ;)   Oooooo yeah! xD
    OleMona OleMona 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 18, 2009

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    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-up Lines

    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-Up Lines        Can I buy you a drink after I finish my 2,000 sit-ups?        Don't you think the 'No shirt, no service' policy is ridiculous?      Wanna help my choose a last name...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2009

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    Anyone Who Waitresses...

    ...should get weird pickup lines a lot. It doesn't matter how attractive or unattractive you are, because even if you feel/look like crap? You're bait! Sometimes it's welcomed, especially for people like me, who don't get pick-up lines often (because I'm a dork!) I usually...
    ultimateK ultimateK 22-25, F May 27, 2011

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    Geography Pick Up Line

    Girlllll.... you must be from memphis cause your the only ten-I-see!!!!!
    actionjack74 actionjack74 26-30, M Aug 31, 2011

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    Red Neck Pickup Lines

    1. Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away! 2. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. 3. Do you have a library card? Cause I'd love to check you out. 4.Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cause I can see myself in em! 5. If you were a tree and I was a...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 23 Responses Jul 20, 2011

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    Mmm Mmmm Good.

    This is one of my favorite pick up lines for a girl to use on a guy: "Is your name Campell? 'Cause you are Mmm Mmm good." It just makes me giggle. ;D
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 25 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    The Worst Line Ever....

    I was living in Texas at that time... The "gentleman" was just coming on duty to clean the local Target store and I was just going on duty to stock shelves... I walked by him and I must have really gotten his motor running... Because he said to me (in not very good...
    Babyfroggee Babyfroggee 41-45, F Aug 17, 2008

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    My Favorites:

    Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take whatever I want?   If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2008

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    My Personal Hall Of Fame

    1. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?2. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?3. I must be dead, there's no way they'd let an angel like you out of heaven.4. Do you have to practice being that hot, or does it just come naturally?5. I...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    My favorite movie is Grease!!! What's yours?!?
    Brookiecookie2000 Brookiecookie2000 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 29

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    You don't want to **** me and you don't want to kill me. I've never felt so much indifference in my entire life. (Hitman)
    Goliath2014 Goliath2014 41-45, M 3 Responses Aug 9

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    Twas brillig and the slythy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. (Alice in Wonderland) Yours?
    AJEckle AJEckle 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 19

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    The Mask Of Zorro "Three men, three cuts. A small memento of Mexico, Rafael. To remind you not to return."-Zorro after he cuts a "Z" in Rafael Montero's neck
    fgsZERO fgsZERO 26-30, M Aug 9

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    I am gonna have to say my favorite drug by far is MDMA. MDMA is certainly an amazing drug, but it seems to have become a rarity nowadays, between the difficulty to find it and the...
    dodongo55 dodongo55 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 6

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    "I keep asking that the God of our Lord Jesus Christ, the glorious Father, may give you the Spirit of wisdom and revelation, so that you may know him better. I pray that the eyes...
    filled777 filled777 36-40, M Aug 1

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    Elf is my favorite Christmas movie.
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 29

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    My favorite summer food is what I always been buying in my Corner chicken store. Which is the number 9. It's the cheese burger combo with French fries and any drink that's there...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    The Christmas story. "You're gonna put your eye out with that thing"
    cjohnson1983 cjohnson1983 31-35, F 3 days ago

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    We are just ordinary people driven to revenge in the name of justice. But if revenge is called justice, then that justice breeds yet more revenge....and becomes a chain of hatred...
    TheBlazingRedAugust TheBlazingRedAugust 18-21, M 16 hrs ago

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    Bloody hell without a doubt Ron Weasley is my top favourite! 😊😆
    TargetAimShootKill TargetAimShootKill 13-15, F 3 Responses Aug 9

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    Asparagus Yellow pepper Purple lettuce
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F Aug 16

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    Ice cream anyone ?? .
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Anybody everybody just tell me your best pickup lines lol
    XxJayRabxX XxJayRabxX 18-21, M Aug 7

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    Every day that I have no contact with my crush, I'm going to upload a song. ;-)"Morning Glory" by OasisAll your dreams are madeWhen you're chained to (your) mirror with (your...
    TheTruthIfItKillsMe TheTruthIfItKillsMe 46-50, F Aug 20

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    I feel like I am so different from everybody else, and I absolutely love it. I feel like nobody totally gets me, but it's perfect, I have my own vision of everything. I feel...
    kladitor kladitor 16-17, F Aug 12

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    Are you pregnant are your breasts just big naturally? You're the kind of woman who could stop me from lusting after 12 year old boys.
    Comicone999 Comicone999 41-45, M Aug 19

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    People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the...
    edictivebeauty edictivebeauty 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    I have tons of favorite movies. I won't put them all in one post cause that's too many for one post. At least on the side of most readers, I think. Fern Gully Rescuers Down Under...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Every day that I have no contact with my crush, I'm going to upload a song. ;-)"Over the Edge" by Sarah JaroszFlip the switch and turn the night onDrop the needle on an old...
    TheTruthIfItKillsMe TheTruthIfItKillsMe 46-50, F 2 Responses Aug 5

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    Being young. No cable or Internet. Listening to 80's music, and Saturday morning cartoons. Riding my bike on the street. Taping music over the radio. Being young with...
    2ndBruin 2ndBruin 41-45, M Jul 31

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    "Chew your food, you're an animal!!" - Matilda
    Johnny316 Johnny316 31-35 Jul 30

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    Every day that I have no contact with my crush, I'm going to upload a song. ;-)"Well Thought Out Twinkles" by Silversun PickupsWhat was that scar situated from afarWhat was that...
    TheTruthIfItKillsMe TheTruthIfItKillsMe 46-50, F 1 Response Aug 9

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    Let It Shine Camp Rock Camp Rock 2 Miracle In Lane 2 Full Court Miracle Motocrossed Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken Double Teamed Right On Track Class Elevator Girl Flower Girl Sixteen...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    The Face On The Milk Carton A Dad For Christmas Stolen Miracle Beethoven Beethoven's 2nd Beethoven's 3rd Beethoven's 4th Beethoven's 5th Beethoven's Big Break Beethoven's Christmas...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    Girl VS Monster Heaven Is Waiting 12 Hours To Live The Other Woman (with Laura Leighton) Family In Hiding Forever Love At First Sight Dying To Belong Center Stage Mystery Woman...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 6 days ago

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    Angels and demons, jackie brown, kill bill1&2, captain phillips, alien quadrilateral, poltergeist 1&2 not 3, planes trains and automobiles, clock work orange, pulp fiction, death...
    Gabriella20xx Gabriella20xx 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 21

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    Want me to fix you some sandwiches?
    Bigkahunaburger Bigkahunaburger 31-35, M 1 Response Jul 29

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