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I Want to Know Your Favorite Pick Up Lines

Hey Baby! You want tickets to the gun show? 67 People

    Haha

    That shirt is very becomeing on you, if I were on you I'd be ******* too!
    absolutionist absolutionist 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 31, 2011

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    Nerdy Pick Up Lines

    (Copied and Pasted from a facebook group)       1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my...
    WoundedButterfly WoundedButterfly 18-21, F 8 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    I Love Nerds.

    So it only makes sense that I love nerdy pick-up lines. Sometimes I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 18, 2008

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    Love It! :p

      Pick up lines for girls to gay to guys: [Reach for the back of his shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.  I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by...
    FallingStarr FallingStarr 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 16, 2010

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    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-up Lines

    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-Up Lines        Can I buy you a drink after I finish my 2,000 sit-ups?        Don't you think the 'No shirt, no service' policy is ridiculous?      Wanna help my choose a last name...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2009

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    Will Get You Slaped

    hey how bout you come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up. you have 206 bones. in your body want one more? my ears arew cold can i use your thighs as ear-muphs? your very easy on the eyes very hard on the erection do...
    shiftu shiftu 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 27, 2010

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    My Favorites:

    Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take whatever I want?   If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2008

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    Geography Pick Up Line

    Girlllll.... you must be from memphis cause your the only ten-I-see!!!!!
    actionjack74 actionjack74 26-30, M Aug 31, 2011

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    The Worst Line Ever....

    I was living in Texas at that time... The "gentleman" was just coming on duty to clean the local Target store and I was just going on duty to stock shelves... I walked by him and I must have really gotten his motor running... Because he said to me (in not very good...
    Babyfroggee Babyfroggee 41-45, F Aug 17, 2008

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    Hmmmmmmm

    I had a lady (about 40) throw a beer into my lap and say "oh golly, let me help you out of those wet pants". It is safe to say I NEVER went home with her....
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 8 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Pick Up Line Or Two

    * Nice to meet you, If I was ET I wouldn't have gone home. * You are looking lovely today, have you done something with your ears?
    AnthonyC001 AnthonyC001 46-50 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    Anyone Who Waitresses...

    ...should get weird pickup lines a lot. It doesn't matter how attractive or unattractive you are, because even if you feel/look like crap? You're bait! Sometimes it's welcomed, especially for people like me, who don't get pick-up lines often (because I'm a dork!) I usually...
    ultimateK ultimateK 22-25, F May 27, 2011

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    OK - What About This One?

    'Hi sailor - wanna' ride? '    hahaha
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2008

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    Mmm Mmmm Good.

    This is one of my favorite pick up lines for a girl to use on a guy: "Is your name Campell? 'Cause you are Mmm Mmm good." It just makes me giggle. ;D
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 25 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Corny Pick Up Lines

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.ย Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.ย I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to...
    IAmTrevorBrentMAXX IAmTrevorBrentMAXX 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    My Personal Hall Of Fame

    1. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?2. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?3. I must be dead, there's no way they'd let an angel like you out of heaven.4. Do you have to practice being that hot, or does it just come naturally?5. I...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17, 2012

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    Not Much For Pick-up Lines.....

    I'm part french. Do you have any French in you? Would you like some? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  
    squid4u squid4u 46-50, M 5 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    Not to Use It...

    I mean... I don't use it. And I guess I'd be a bit offended by it, if someone said it to me. But I still love it. "Baby, you'll be the iceberg and I'll be Titanic, and I'll go down on you" ;)   Oooooo yeah! xD
    OleMona OleMona 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 18, 2009

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    Favs

    1. "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)." 2. "Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..." 3. "If all woman are the stars in the sky, then you...
    CastingShadows CastingShadows 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2011

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    Red Neck Pickup Lines

    1. Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away! 2. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. 3. Do you have a library card? Cause I'd love to check you out. 4.Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cause I can see myself in em! 5. If you were a tree and I was a...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 22 Responses Jul 20, 2011

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    Girrrrrrl Your Hotter Then....

    I was sitting at my favorite po'dunk hole in the wall bar when a group of military boys at the other end of the bar decides to send over their spokesman....a cute fresh faced airman straight out of basic at Lackland AFB walks over and in the cutest south Georgia peach accent say...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 24, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Sh-sh-shudder, shudder, hahaha. There have been a lot of great movies over the decades and many more great lines from movies in general, even if the movie that produced them wasn...
    Steffi97 Steffi97 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 19

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    My favorite movie is Grease!!! What's yours?!?
    Brookiecookie2000 Brookiecookie2000 13-15, F 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    STAR WARS EPISODE 5: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: DARTH VADER - OBI-WAN NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FATHER. LUKE - HE TOLD ME ENOUGH, HE TOLD ME YOU KILLED HIM. DARTH VADER...
    forceunleahed forceunleahed 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    Watching Hook I forgot how much I love this movie ๐Ÿ˜Š
    KristianNathan KristianNathan 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    "Mozambique? That was a b@llsup...with a cherry on top!" - Dominic West to Rowan Atkinson in "Johnny English reborn", 2011.
    supersnipe supersnipe 56-60, M Jul 6

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    Elf is my favorite Christmas movie.
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Gospel, Matthew 6:19-23 'Do not store treasures for yourselves on earth, where moth and woodworm destroy them and thieves break in and steal, But store up treasures for yourself...
    kaatte kaatte 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    Severus Snape for me, what is yours?
    RCardos RCardos 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 8

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    Where I'd Like To Be-A ghost saved twelve-year-old Maddie's life when she was an infant, her Granny Lane claims, so Maddie must always remember that she is special. But it's hard...
    Selah94 Selah94 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    "Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't." - Bill Nye
    ChildOfTheSixties ChildOfTheSixties 46-50, M Jul 11

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    The Enid Blyton series were my absolute faves. They fascinated me so much especially the english. I grew up in the Philippines, and the english in these books were so proper I don...
    GigiCoeli GigiCoeli 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    The twins. Luna Lovegood. Severus Snape. And Remus Lupin.
    unorthodoxsaint unorthodoxsaint 13-15, F Jul 20

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    Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights!!!!
    AuntieShani AuntieShani 31-35, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Sonic!!! #2 burger with green chile, tots and of course that wonderful cherry limeade!!!!!
    AuntieShani AuntieShani 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    Gospel, Matthew 6:24-34 'So do not worry about tomorrow. Tomorrow will take care of itself. Each day already has enough trouble of its own.'
    kaatte kaatte 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 3

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    "Chew your food, you're an animal!!" - Matilda
    Johnny316 Johnny316 31-35 4 hrs ago

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    Megadeth is my favorite band. I wish I could go back in time and see some of the different line ups but no matter what they keep putting out great music.
    Jackson2222 Jackson2222 26-30, M Jul 16

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    My favorite bands are unsun and earlyrise recently.
    Ssslm Ssslm 26-30, F Jul 16

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    "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." -Reservior Dogs Whats yours?
    supersofie supersofie 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    You can't live your life for other people. You've got to do what's right for you, even if it hurts some people you love. The notebook
    avagrace03 avagrace03 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    "Your mother is so old, that her breast milk is powdered. She breast feeds like this..." -White Chicks ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    LaLaWreckU LaLaWreckU 16-17, F Jul 11

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    "Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't." - Bill Nye
    ChildOfTheSixties ChildOfTheSixties 46-50, M Jul 11

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    Want me to fix you some sandwiches?
    Bigkahunaburger Bigkahunaburger 26-30, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    The Hunchback of Notre Dame :) Heaven's Light is my favorite song
    WinterSkyout WinterSkyout 16-17, F Jun 30

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    My favorite Disney movie is Aristocats! It's just so cute and funny at times and I've watched it so much in my lifetime
    CrownedWithLaurel CrownedWithLaurel 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    The Little Mermaid is by far my favorite(:
    Hailey1995 Hailey1995 18-21, F Jul 8

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    When you was here on this earth it was your hell because you was so alone and only had alcohol to numb your pain. Trapped in the darkness of a small box you called your bedroom...
    Gentleandlovingsoul Gentleandlovingsoul 36-40, F Jul 1

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    With the joy of being in love comes an awaking to yourself that allows one to embrace the peace of feeling that envelops you heart and soul. Like slipping under a goose down...
    Duster99 Duster99 41-45, F 4 days ago

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