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I Want to Know Your Favorite Pick Up Lines

Hey Baby! You want tickets to the gun show? 66 People

    OK - What About This One?

    'Hi sailor - wanna' ride? '    hahaha
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 7 Responses Dec 21, 2008

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    The Worst Line Ever....

    I was living in Texas at that time... The "gentleman" was just coming on duty to clean the local Target store and I was just going on duty to stock shelves... I walked by him and I must have really gotten his motor running... Because he said to me (in not very good...
    Babyfroggee Babyfroggee 41-45, F Aug 17, 2008

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    Geography Pick Up Line

    Girlllll.... you must be from memphis cause your the only ten-I-see!!!!!
    actionjack74 actionjack74 26-30, M Aug 31, 2011

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    Anyone Who Waitresses...

    ...should get weird pickup lines a lot. It doesn't matter how attractive or unattractive you are, because even if you feel/look like crap? You're bait! Sometimes it's welcomed, especially for people like me, who don't get pick-up lines often (because I'm a dork!) I usually...
    ultimateK ultimateK 22-25, F May 27, 2011

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    Red Neck Pickup Lines

    1. Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away! 2. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in. 3. Do you have a library card? Cause I'd love to check you out. 4.Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cause I can see myself in em! 5. If you were a tree and I was a...
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 23 Responses Jul 20, 2011

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    Favs

    1. "How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here)." 2. "Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you..." 3. "If all woman are the stars in the sky, then you...
    CastingShadows CastingShadows 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5, 2011

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    Not to Use It...

    I mean... I don't use it. And I guess I'd be a bit offended by it, if someone said it to me. But I still love it. "Baby, you'll be the iceberg and I'll be Titanic, and I'll go down on you" ;)   Oooooo yeah! xD
    OleMona OleMona 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 18, 2009

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    Corny Pick Up Lines

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to...
    IAmTrevorBrentMAXX IAmTrevorBrentMAXX 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Will Get You Slaped

    hey how bout you come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up. you have 206 bones. in your body want one more? my ears arew cold can i use your thighs as ear-muphs? your very easy on the eyes very hard on the erection do...
    shiftu shiftu 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 27, 2010

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    Haha

    That shirt is very becomeing on you, if I were on you I'd be ******* too!
    absolutionist absolutionist 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 31, 2011

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    Mmm Mmmm Good.

    This is one of my favorite pick up lines for a girl to use on a guy: "Is your name Campell? 'Cause you are Mmm Mmm good." It just makes me giggle. ;D
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21 22-25, F 25 Responses Aug 14, 2008

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    Nerdy Pick Up Lines

    (Copied and Pasted from a facebook group)       1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my...
    WoundedButterfly WoundedButterfly 18-21, F 8 Responses Dec 22, 2008

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    I Love Nerds.

    So it only makes sense that I love nerdy pick-up lines. Sometimes I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 5 Responses Sep 18, 2008

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    Not Much For Pick-up Lines.....

    I'm part french. Do you have any French in you? Would you like some? If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  
    squid4u squid4u 46-50, M 5 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-up Lines

    Top Ten Fabio's Pick-Up Lines        Can I buy you a drink after I finish my 2,000 sit-ups?        Don't you think the 'No shirt, no service' policy is ridiculous?      Wanna help my choose a last name...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 10, 2009

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    My Favorites:

    Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on the table and take whatever I want?   If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
    infintessimal infintessimal 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 16, 2008

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    Pick Up Line Or Two

    * Nice to meet you, If I was ET I wouldn't have gone home. * You are looking lovely today, have you done something with your ears?
    AnthonyC001 AnthonyC001 46-50 1 Response Oct 22, 2012

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    Hmmmmmmm

    I had a lady (about 40) throw a beer into my lap and say "oh golly, let me help you out of those wet pants". It is safe to say I NEVER went home with her....
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 8 Responses Jan 30, 2011

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    Love It! :p

      Pick up lines for girls to gay to guys: [Reach for the back of his shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.  I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by...
    FallingStarr FallingStarr 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 16, 2010

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    My Personal Hall Of Fame

    1. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?2. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?3. I must be dead, there's no way they'd let an angel like you out of heaven.4. Do you have to practice being that hot, or does it just come naturally?5. I...
    ladyzantorian ladyzantorian 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17, 2012

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    Girrrrrrl Your Hotter Then....

    I was sitting at my favorite po'dunk hole in the wall bar when a group of military boys at the other end of the bar decides to send over their spokesman....a cute fresh faced airman straight out of basic at Lackland AFB walks over and in the cutest south Georgia peach accent say...
    MadamGypsy MadamGypsy 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 24, 2009

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    Only one of many tv series quotes... "You've gotta trust your judgement... the moment you don't, it won't be almost." - Jethro Gibbs, NCIS, "Recoil".
    AlwaysPersevere71 AlwaysPersevere71 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 17

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    "Because a promise is a promise..........I've been waiting for you." ?Wicked grin?lol
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 13

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    "screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place" - Bender (The Breakfast Club)
    thrash0r thrash0r 13-15, F 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    My favorite is psalm 23 And psalm 91
    Oceandock19 Oceandock19 41-45, F 4 Responses Jan 6

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    Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. Phillipians 4:6
    llall llall 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 7

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    "Where you see evil, speak out against it and give no truce to your enemies." The Poetic Edda.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 8

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    I usually don't care much for pop, but I'm completely obsessed with Coldplay's "Sky Full of Stars!"
    Classangel00A Classangel00A 31-35, F 31 mins ago

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    Hot Wheels! I would spend hours playing with my hot wheels. I was obsessed lol
    WickedDavid WickedDavid 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 7

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    Dear Mr Henshaw was such an amazing book, still my fave book. Other great ones are paper bag princess and where the wild things are.
    wonderwall12 wonderwall12 16-17, F Jan 8

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWhKywCowf8 Linkin Park Meteora
    Firecandy Firecandy 18-21, F Jan 10

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    Galatians 6:9.. It's my motto!
    1forHIM 1forHIM 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    Galatians 2:20 NLT My old self has been crucified with Christ. It is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me. So I live in this earthly body by trusting in the Son of God, who...
    kjohn91792 kjohn91792 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 7

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    God made dirt so dirt won't hurt...
    crookedjay crookedjay 26-30, M Jan 7

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    Do not arouse or awaken love until it so desires. - Song of Solomon
    upupandaway24 upupandaway24 18-21, F 9 Responses Jan 7

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    2 Timothy 1:9 Who saved us and called us with a Holy calling. not according to our works, but according to Him, who manifested Himself in us before time began
    underthescars underthescars 18-21, M Jan 7

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    Romans 7:15 - For that which I do I allow not: for what I would, that do I not; but what I hate , that I do.
    Kymm951 Kymm951 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 7

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    Mark 12:29-31Authorized (King James) Version (AKJV) 29 And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord: 30 and thou...
    COG737 COG737 56-60, M Jan 13

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    John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave he only begotten son . And whosoever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life .
    Wildman43055 Wildman43055 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 19

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    So do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will care for itself. Each day has enough trouble on it's own Mathew 6:34 This one really helps when I'm going through a stressful...
    Funnychase66 Funnychase66 16-17, M Jan 21

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    Simply put, this is my absolute favorite poem of all time. I used to feel as if I could relate to it like no other, until my oldest daughter turned 15 and said how She related to...
    secretme1970 secretme1970 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 3

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    I didn't believe the world could be so beautiful Until I saw your face. What is your name? Wait, don't tell me. Is it sexy. ;)
    jellyrolls34 jellyrolls34 18-21, F Jan 9

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    Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy ******* walrus-looking piece of ****! Get the **** off of my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE...
    eggman667 eggman667 26-30, M Jan 18

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    Never was a favorite movie of mine but I really did appreciate this line. :o) I can think of some people that'd be appropriate for.
    KlaraVoyet KlaraVoyet 41-45, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I don't want you to get drunk but, ahh, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.
    ordminnet ordminnet 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 8

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    My favorite fantasy is to have a group of women maybe 3 or 4 take off all my clothes and tie me down. Then all of them start in different places and start tickling me all over at...
    ronaldleaper ronaldleaper 51-55, M Jan 11

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    I like pretty much all colors but my favorite is either Cyan Or Purple
    AngelOfTheRoses AngelOfTheRoses 13-15, F Jan 15

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    My favorite Pokemon is mewto
    anaant24 anaant24 26-30, F 2 Responses 4 days ago