I guess I am,?
Everytime I open a pack of smokes and throw away the top cellophane, it sticks like a leach.
So does lint and cat god hair. ;)
Doesnt matter how many times I remind...
I enjoy hearing and keeping secrets. It makes me feel usefull.
They say love is blind. I disagree. Infatuation is blind, love is all-seeing and accepting.
Love is seeing all the flaws and blemishes and accepting them. Love is accepting the...
How well do you know yourself? Would you like a personal life reading to see how well you know yourself?
I just want to be tickled anyone interested?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51bv-C2%2BhqL.jpg here is a book my parents always read to me, I used to love it when they would repeat the character's name again and again...
Anyone in Maryland interested in wanting to create a heavy metal/rock band?
Rating out of 10? I'd like to know your opinion
great......Al Pacinos Speech...so true
you only learn that when you start losing stuff.
You find out that life is just a game of inches.
So is football.
Because in either game...
I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay
being forced to tickle yourself is so hot
Ego boosting time!
practically perfect in everyway + has a handbag like Mary Poppins, funny, caring and everyones friend.
Often shortened to gem not to be confused...
I am honored to write this speech to you all.
Truth be told I am very young... Today I want to tell you a story about my life.
This story is about loving yourself.
I was the...
A concealer for me. I bought it on Thursday. My eyebags are terrible recently so when I saw one at the drugstore, I immediately picked it! I haven't had decent sleep the past week...
Mine are Garth brooks jimmy buffet Bruce Springsteen Jason Alden Blake Shelton Kenny Chesney b-52s the band perry pink Floyd Peter Gabriel Phil Collins Paul Simon newsboys Neil...
Guy: check out these guns!
Me: looks like you need some bullets
I've read a lot of bullshit on this thread - lmao.
LIARS - SHUT THE **** UP - YOU ARENT HELPING.
ATTENTION SEEKERS - NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOU KNOW YOURE GOOD LOOKING.
Guy: my d**k is huge
Me: your d**k is about the size of how many f**ks I give
Me: None existent