Cartman. - CARTMAN : I'm gonna be Jesus. KYLE : You're too fat to be Jesus. Stan should be Jesus. CARTMAN : Either I'm Jesus or screw you guys I'm going home. KYLE : All...
Cartman. - CARTMAN : Look if you don't come and do this show, I'll make you eat your parents! PHILLIP : Yeah, whatever kid. STAN : He'll do it dude!
Cartman. - CARTMAN : My mom says there's a lot of Black people in Africa.
Cartman. - MR. GARRISON : Eric you're not half bi. CARTMAN : I'm like a quarter bi. My grandpa was bi so that makes me a quarter bi. MR. GARRISON : WHAT?!?
Garrison. - MR. GARRISON : That means I'm not really a woman! I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis!
DOCTOR : Basically, yes.
Wendy. - WENDY : Ms. Ellen, can I talk to you?
MS. ELLEN : Of course, Wendy.
WENDY : I couldn't help but notice you've taken a liking to my boyfriend Stan.
MS. ELLEN : Well, I've...
Kenny. - [Kenny reappears after being dead for the whole sixth season]
KENNY : Hey, guys what's going on?
STAN : Oh, hey, Kenny.
KYLE : Hey, dude, where have you been?
KENNY : Over...
Cartman. - JIMMY : Hey, fellas, where's Cartman?
STAN : Cartman isn't our friend anymore.
KYLE : We're ignoring him.
TOKEN : Ignoring him, how come?
KYLE : Because he's a fat...
Kyle. - CARTMAN : You seem a little irritable Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina? KYLE : There's no sand in my vagina!
Cartman. - CARTMAN : Mr. Garrison, Stan's behavior is having an adverse effect on my education.
STAN : Shut up, Cartman!
Here Y'all Go... -
THE BEST EVER!!!
Cartman. - CARTMAN : You guys are hella stupid. STAN : Why do you keep saying "hella" Cartman ? CARTMAN : Coz i'm hella cool, that's why.
Good Old Towlie =) -
I love the episode where they are trying to replace kenny as a friend (the one with Professor Chaos), and they are talking about Towlie
Kenny. - [Tweek is worried about his family becoming poor]
CARTMAN : You can always go on welfare. Just look at Kenny's family, they're perfectly happy being poor and they're on...
Token. - MR. BLACK : All right, Token, we know you must be very confused about what you saw.
RANDY MARSH : Yes, uh, you see, Token, that was called a pornographic film. It shows...
Got To Love Them All - Stan: You know, somebody once said, “Don’t try to be a great man, just be a man.”Jesus: Who said that?Stan: You did, Jesus.Jesus: You’re right, Stan...
Butters, We Heard A Rumor That You Might Have A Little Girlfriend? Sally Darson? -
"Aw hell Dad, I got lots of girlfriends. Sally's just my bottom *****."
Cartman. - CARTMAN : If dolphins are so smart, why do they get caught in those fishing nets all the time?
Cartman. - CARTMAN : I'm not fat. I have a different life choice.
Garrison. - MR. GARRISON (responding to the M.A.C. initiative) : I don't know. Maybe they're all just on their periods or something. GREGORY : Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I believe...
Cartman. - CARTMAN : Mister! You gotta help me, I'm starving to death!
WORKER : What are you doing out here, little boy?
CARTMAN : I was with my class, and we got all lost in the...
Chef. - CHEF : Hello there, children.
STAN : Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?
CHEF : Goodbye.
They Killed Kenny Because Its Funny Lol -
Cartman. - CARTMAN : For my book report I read The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It was very, very good. Have you read it Mr. Garrison? MR. GARRISON : No I can't say that I...
TP. - TERRANCE : Scott really hates us, Phillip.
PHILLIP : Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
TERRANCE : But we're not gay, Phillip.
PHILLIP : We're not?
I used to watch South Park, but by season eleven I was fed up. Every single episode is so childish, I get so mad because there is no happy ending, at all. A show should be a...
South Park is on my top 5 list of tv shows :)
Abandon all ships
All time low
The Amity affliction
As I lay dying
August Burns red...
My mother used to read to us from Shel Silverstein's "A Light In The Attic" as well as "Where The Sidewalk Ends".
My favourite books as a kid were by Roald Dahl. I liked his...
My top 10 irritations:
1 Walking (more like 'running') around at work all day long rushing myself off for everyone, getting painful feet, needing to stand up in the first crowded...
"People that does not belong in your life, no matter how hard you love them, tried to care for them and hold them back, they will eventually walk away..."
I've learned it the hard...
These quizzes are funny, sometimes insightful, distractions.(:
"You are Extroverted, Conscientious, Agreeable, Neurotic and Open" [Hmmm...]
You have medium...
Your Love Style is - Balanced
You tend to approach falling in love practically. You don't let your heart get ahead of your head...
This is a reprint of a story I wrote under the profile TwoParisGirls, that I shared with my wife. It looks like I will be back here using this profile so I just wanted to move the...
What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Literature Nerd
Does sitting by a nice cozy fire, with a cup of hot tea/chocolate, and a book you can read for hours even when your...
So, it turns out that vanilla is more liked than chocolate. I don't believe it. Comment your favorite ice cream flavor. It's time to settle this once and for all.
That really hot dance scene in 'RockStar' has always made me want to have something really erotic with 'Stranglehold' playing in the background....
Well it's not really embarrassing on my part but I'll talk about it anyway.
I was talking to this guy for about a month or two, and he suggested that we meet up to go on a date...
CNN's Don Leming had this to tweet about Global Warming... When the overwhelming majority of respected scientists collectively agree that 'Global Warming' is real, CNN...
I went on a date with a bartender from a really upscale club in the city and I really wanted to impress him. I dressed up really nicely and wore heels that were way too high...
Since I will have no money for a burial. I will be buried in a city grave, no name just a number. I have lived all my adult life with my parents up until the died. I never left...
I hate that his numbers to high? Makes me feel less experienced :( like im not doing things right ... Are you happy with your number?
My last thought before sleeping is always about finding happiness. I always wonder if I'll ever find what I want and be content with my life.
Sometimes I cry,everyday I die,sometimes I forget to try.other days I often do not want to try but never does a day go by that I do not think of you lord I my most high, I love you...
You're just like everyone else. I adapt. Push you away. I will never be hurt. You can't get close enough for that.. Try but you will fail. Even if you think you know.. You don't. I...
I love Cartman!
Kerfuffle and Pulchritudinous. :)
"He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death."
A happy wife makes for a happy husband.
I'm so ugly that when I walk into a bank, they turn OFF the cameras...
"She will live, forever..."
Mulan- Emperor to Shan-Yu "No matter how hard the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it."
"For justice we must go to Don Corleone."