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I Want to Know Your Most Embarrassing Moment On a Date

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    Well it was our third date.

    . I had come out of a bad relationship and didn't immediately accept that he was my rebound guy (hey we've all had one! :-)) ..And well I told him I loved him like I knew it was an out of body experience when I heard the words come out of my mouth but they did. To add insult to...
    Eemaan Eemaan 31-35 Jun 24

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    When I can't find the sit roll in the movies

    theater. Returning back from the bathroom. It be so dark I can't remember where I was sitting. I have to take out my phone for the flash to find the sit roll.
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 28

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    mcfartcloud mcfartcloud 70+, M 1 Response Jun 29

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    Ultimate frisbee. I got

    so into the game I whipped the saucer, and it flew into a group of elderly women walking their dogs. My date tried saving them, and nearly knocked one over .. *Cue the impromptu burst of laughter* I got a death glare by the ladies and was absolutely mortified. Luckily my date...
    MSCris MSCris 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I'm in school right now.

    One of my classes is online and my other ones are on campus.. Any ways one day I was waiting in the lobby with my friends and I thought I saw my online professor ( he posted a picture of himself and his family on our school website we send our assignments on) so I say to him...
    kobe14 kobe14 22-25, F 4 Responses Dec 9, 2013

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    This Is A True Story

    A few years ago we were having dinner with friends. As I was drinking water, my husband told a joke and I started to laugh a when huge gulp of water went down the wrong pipe and I started to choke. Drown, really. I couldn't speak and everyone jumped up in a panic. Somebody yelled...
    mrsbuzzkill mrsbuzzkill 51-55 7 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    It was my first date in 5 years

    and I've only ever met this guy online. Before the date I had a nervous breakdown so I drank 4 glasses of wine "to calm myself down" before I set out on a 1 hour journey to meet him. I got drunk on the journey, but sobered up to the point of tipsy when I met him. He was a...
    april0132 april0132 26-30, F 4 Responses May 21

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    I choked on a grape and a waitress had to

    perform the hymnic manoeuvre on me. That was not my finest hour. Needless to say my relationship with her terminated rather quickly.
    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 2

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    I went out on a first date to the cinema

    once to see "Trainspotting".We'd had a few drinks before hand and everything was going well.On reflection I think we should have stayed in the pub but inexperience told me to stick with the plan.Well after about 45 minutes my bladder felt fit to burst,it was obvious I was n't...
    Mrmeaner02 Mrmeaner02 36-40, M 3 Responses May 26

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    Well this isn't so much a date lol,

    it was the first night I slept over an old boy friend's house. I was nervous the whole night bc I had gas but was not at the stage to fart in front of him. As we fell sound asleep we both were knocked out of our slumber by an explosive fart that woke him AND me up!!! We were in...
    Dayzdreamer Dayzdreamer 26-30, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I was going out with this guy a few years ago,

    it was for a short bit, but he really sparkled my interest. At that point, it was the second time we met or so... We were supposed to meet at a party and as he arrived a bit later, I was already a little bit tipsy. We then had a few drinks together and everything was fun and...
    paradisejourney paradisejourney 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 13, 2013

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    I was walking to her house carrying flowers

    for her and it was dark and I slipped and fell hard on black ice on the sidewalk. Lol
    Mike069 Mike069 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 25

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    Oh, No! My Trousers!

    I was about 16, going on my first date with this guy. I got all dressed up in new jeans, a sparkly top (it was all about the sparkles back then!), expecting to go to the cinema for some back-row smooching, or maybe for a romantic walk in the park. He took me bowling. But hey...
    ChristieQ ChristieQ 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2012

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    I was on my first date

    and we were walking hand in hand on a busy street when my heel got stuck in a crack in a pavement and i triped and then realised my shoe was left behind still stuck in the crack! To add to my embarracment a group of young clubbers starting laughing at me! I have never felt soooo...
    Anj13 Anj13 22-25, F 3 Responses May 3

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    My first boyfriend asked me

    where I'd like to go for a date and I told him we should walk to the local ice cream shop. On the way back I kissed him on the cheek. Seconds later, to my horror, he began vomiting profusely. I thought it might have had something to do with the kiss, like maybe my breath was...
    Melisande96 Melisande96 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 7

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    jojijo jojijo 22-25, M 3 Responses Jun 27

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    I was trying to be cool!

    !!! First date: my car broke down so I was 30mins late Her dad made me explain why and what my plans were for his daughter I was sooo nervousness I farted)-: and it stunk. On the car ride the my air went out and it was to hot with the windows up so I rolled them down just in...
    DrChante DrChante 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 2

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    Omg the most embarrassing thing

    that happened to me on a date was with the guy that I'm with now lol. He made a hilarious joke (I'm all about laughing okay) and at the time my nose was stuffy and a damn booger flew out 😂😂😂
    KyLeone KyLeone 18-21, F 4 Responses May 20

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    Unforgettable Memory ...

    It was 6 years ago when I was 15 .. I went out to theatre with my ex ... We were late for the movie bc I wanted to eat Pop-Corn .. When we got in,, It was so dark .. I slipped on the step and the popcorn in my hand was failed on one girl's head .. She screamed so loud bc it...
    DollyDiva DollyDiva 22-25, F 24 Responses Sep 5, 2009

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    So there we was, waiting

    for my train to come on our about fourth date.. I knew he wanted to kiss me i was so nervous like seriously (i dont date much lol) but anyway we kissed! yay? no... i decided to try and do what they do in the movies ya know.. when they stop kissing for two seconds look into each...
    MissLorii MissLorii 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 19

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    i spent 25 minutes in the bathroom in the

    movies with explosive diarrhea, my excuse to my girlfriend was that the usher wouldn't let me back in...
    abc0924 abc0924 18-21, M 4 Responses Jul 27

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    These Boots Are Made For Walking...

    I take a while to get ready on a date sometimes, while others I grab my purse and go... This time was one of those times when I took a while. It was a fall date to the zoo, so I thought, sweater, boots. I have 2 pairs of riding boots, black and brown ones (I do so love my boots...
    ultimateK ultimateK 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 3, 2013

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    So I was in my boyfriends house

    and he was making his dinner, a nice stir fry. There were various ingredients including chilli. After his dinner we were watching a movie in his room, we started kissing and things started to get pretty heated. He put his hands down my pants and started doing his business, note...
    Ninukthelostgirl Ninukthelostgirl 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 26

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    (This was when I was about 21) My date came

    over to my house and I was planning to cook him a delicious romantic dinner. Everything was going fine until dessert, I made a nut cake but what I didn't know was he was allergic to nuts. It was really embarrassing and an innocent date turned into a trip to the emergency room. I...
    xobluebirdxo xobluebirdxo 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 8

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    I went on a date with a bartender from a really

    upscale club in the city and I really wanted to impress him. I dressed up really nicely and wore heels that were way too high!! While on the date I had waay too much to drink and I accidentally knocked over 3 glass candle holders!! I was so embarrassed I jumped up to run to the...
    IAmNotPeppercorn IAmNotPeppercorn 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 24

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    The Guy Was Too Early

    I went on a date with a guy who had recently turned 18. I'd known him already as being a friend of the family. It was at a dinner party and we were at the table kissing and I made the mistake of putting my hand on his thigh. He gasped and moved away from me. He looked very...
    Aprils22b Aprils22b 31-35 4 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    Well I can tell you mine.

    I was out on a date with my now ex boyfriend. We went to a Chinese restaurant and I just got some iced tea. I ordered orange chicken and rice and an egg roll. It tasted kind of funny but I ate it anyways cuz I've never been there before and it could be a secret recipe. But...
    loveylaura loveylaura 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 20

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    So the guy brought cookies

    for our date, and gave them to me... I started eating one and I almost chocked to death... The rest of the date was awkward... 0_0
    jeyy90 jeyy90 22-25, F Aug 7

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    Ooops

    I was with this absolutely fabulous guy... tall, dark hair, peircing eyes, great build. dinner, wine, (lots of really good wine), and dancing. we were in a rather upscale club. not the kind of place my ex-hubs had ever taken me. dancng the night away. somehow decide to sway to...
    Tzech Tzech 46-50, F 36 Responses Jul 25, 2008

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    I had been single for about a year

    after a disastrous long term relationship and I had no intention of EVER re partnering - I was definitely planning in being the crazy cat lady.. Anyway this particular evening my friend was wanting to go the pub to find a man and my role was to act as her 'wingman' I did a great...
    MollyJC MollyJC 41-45, F 5 days ago

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    This a emmbarresing sex story

    so bare with me. i was 19 and I had barely gotton married with my ex and we were into 4 months of marriage we were fooling around and he told me to give him a bj i have never given a real one before my first ex boyfreind understood that i was un comfortable not with doing it...
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    roselani2005 roselani2005 26-30, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I Am the Popcorn Bandit!

    I was going out with this guy for the third time and a huge pet peeve of mine is tardiness.  If you are late for a date with fungirl and you don’t call I will wait for about 5 minutes and then I call my boys and we will go out playing and make fun of your a$$ all night...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 14 Responses Jul 25, 2008

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    Well it's not really embarrassing on my part

    but I'll talk about it anyway. I was talking to this guy for about a month or two, and he suggested that we meet up to go on a date. For some reason guys always ask me what we should do, so I decided we would go to the cinema. He waited for me at the station there, so I got off...
    smgrl16 smgrl16 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 12

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    I was on a date for the very first time with

    this guy. I had NEVER been on a date before and I was super excited ! We went to see a movie together. At the movie theatre, the guy decided he wanted to have some skittles so he bought a giant bag of them. We got in to the movie, and he was struggling to open the bag of...
    LoveGracee LoveGracee 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 2

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    ForeverShades ForeverShades 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 9

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    Dinner Date That Was No So Perfect

    I went on a blind date with a guy once to a jazz club (I hate Jazz as it is!! So not. Good start!) As the menus were presented to us, he informed the waitress that he would be eating & proceeded to sit there eating his own home-made sandwiches which he had brought along with him...
    lavatwilightxxx lavatwilightxxx 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 12, 2013

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    About a month ago, I had walked into a store

    and a girl came up to me and asked if I knew that the butt in my pants had ripped! Not just a little rip either, a huge tear! You could see almost my entire ***! Good thing I had on my cute Victoria's Secret booty shorts on. So embarrassing, I went home and cried! Lol
    emeraldtriangle420 emeraldtriangle420 22-25, F 6 Responses Jan 15

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    We where at the club

    and there was a life music and at some point a singer started to invite however would like to volunteer and sing along. I wanted to impress my date so I got up on stage but only once I grabbed the microphone I realized I don't remember the words of the song at all!!! I felt so...
    lecosc lecosc 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 9

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    I was in grade 8. I went on a date with this

    boy "bob". Well we went to the movies when the movie was over I went in for a kiss but ended up kissing his nose. 😩
    lunamars lunamars 16-17, F 4 Responses Mar 19

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    I went to see Titanic in 3D back

    when it was in theaters in 2012. I had never before watched it so I did not expect to be that invested into the movie. I ended up crying at the end of the movie in front of my old girlfriend, her friend, and sister 😔
    RedPowerRangerJoJo RedPowerRangerJoJo 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 17

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    We'll I was hangin with my friend in the garage

    and suddenly saw him jackin off do his gf pic I'm not goin do lie I got turn on so bad I told him wish I knew how it feel sukin **** so hesay try it he'll yea I end up sukin him so good that we end up doin it everyday
    joe562 joe562 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 27

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    Fell asleep at movies on first date with girl!

    Saw the first five minutes woke up to the credits.
    jaml jaml 41-45, M 5 Responses Mar 19

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    JustDrakeGarcia JustDrakeGarcia 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 25

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    Pee Girl!!

    I got drunk outside. Then ran across a large field to pee so the guy couldn't see me. While pulling up my pants I peed in my pants a little. For the longest time I didn't notice, while I pretty much sure the guy did. EMBARRASSING. Pee girl coming through!! The guy didn't say...
    GettingOverShit GettingOverShit 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 5, 2013

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    I took a girl to a really expensive seafood

    restaurant and let her order whatever she wanted, and we both got these really expensive cracker things with caviar and lobster, and then the bill came and I realised I didn't bring my wallet! OMG she ended up paying an over $120 bill. She never spoke to me again....
    CrimsonDrake CrimsonDrake 18-21, M 5 Responses Jan 6

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    Embarrassing :/

    So I saw on my husbands phone he has a bunch of pics of my buttcrack and thongs hanging out. Why would he not tell me this and just take pics...it's really starting to get embarrassing.
    krykry08 krykry08 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2013

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    BeccaHasASoftHeart BeccaHasASoftHeart 13-15, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    My Pesky Little Brother

         If I had picked up my girlfriend that evening, the fiasco at my parents’ house would never have happened. But my car was in the repair shop. I could hardly afford to fix it, still living, at 32, on the wages of a graduate student. You might blame me for that but, as a...
    Seiler Seiler 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 2, 2013

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    Hot Mess

    One of my most embarrassing dating moments was at a really fancy restaurant. No, this wasn't our first date, but it felt as if it was. Anyway, we ordered our food and I decided to order some nice herbal tea for us,since it was a little chilly outside. When our tea came, I decided...
    Vicki101 Vicki101 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 26, 2013

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    So there I was outside her parents house in the

    car making out with her , couldn't hold it anymore and whizzed on a big oak tree five feet away. I think that was our last date .
    mrrabbitdigital mrrabbitdigital 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 6

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    My most embarrassing date was

    when I first started dating my fiancé it was our 3rd date. It was summer time so we were walking and it's a Dairy Queen not to far from where I use to live. I'm lactose intolerant so you know. He asked me did I want ice cream I said no. At the time he didn't know I couldn't...
    mizzkarmyello mizzkarmyello 26-30, F 4 Responses May 8

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