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I Want to Know Your Most Embarrassing Moment On a Date

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    I went out on a first date to the cinema

    once to see "Trainspotting".We'd had a few drinks before hand and everything was going well.On reflection I think we should have stayed in the pub but inexperience told me to stick with the plan.Well after about 45 minutes my bladder felt fit to burst,it was obvious I was n't...
    Mrmeaner02 Mrmeaner02 36-40, M 3 Responses May 26

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    When I can't find the sit roll in the movies

    theater. Returning back from the bathroom. It be so dark I can't remember where I was sitting. I have to take out my phone for the flash to find the sit roll.
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    mcfartcloud mcfartcloud 31-35, M 1 Response Jun 29

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    So there I was outside her parents house in the

    car making out with her , couldn't hold it anymore and whizzed on a big oak tree five feet away. I think that was our last date .
    mrrabbitdigital mrrabbitdigital 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 6

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    So I was in my boyfriends house

    and he was making his dinner, a nice stir fry. There were various ingredients including chilli. After his dinner we were watching a movie in his room, we started kissing and things started to get pretty heated. He put his hands down my pants and started doing his business, note...
    Ninukthelostgirl Ninukthelostgirl 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 26

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    It was my first date in 5 years

    and I've only ever met this guy online. Before the date I had a nervous breakdown so I drank 4 glasses of wine "to calm myself down" before I set out on a 1 hour journey to meet him. I got drunk on the journey, but sobered up to the point of tipsy when I met him. He was a...
    april0132 april0132 26-30, F 2 Responses May 21

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    I was going out with this guy a few years ago,

    it was for a short bit, but he really sparkled my interest. At that point, it was the second time we met or so... We were supposed to meet at a party and as he arrived a bit later, I was already a little bit tipsy. We then had a few drinks together and everything was fun and...
    paradisejourney paradisejourney 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 13, 2013

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    Embarrassing :/

    So I saw on my husbands phone he has a bunch of pics of my buttcrack and thongs hanging out. Why would he not tell me this and just take pics...it's really starting to get embarrassing.
    krykry08 krykry08 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 3, 2013

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    I Am the Popcorn Bandit!

    I was going out with this guy for the third time and a huge pet peeve of mine is tardiness.  If you are late for a date with fungirl and you don’t call I will wait for about 5 minutes and then I call my boys and we will go out playing and make fun of your a$$ all night...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 14 Responses Jul 25, 2008

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    I was walking to her house carrying flowers

    for her and it was dark and I slipped and fell hard on black ice on the sidewalk. Lol
    Mike069 Mike069 22-25, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Date and Braces-tough Mix

    I was 20 years old-had a mouth full of braces-was on a date-having a GREAT time-we clicked-we had gone to the movies, grabbed a bite to eat and a couple drinks-was a double date-the 4 of us went to local bar in our community--sitting in a booth-talking, flirting, having fun--I...
    donewiththis donewiththis 51-55 14 Responses Aug 25, 2008

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    My first boyfriend asked me

    where I'd like to go for a date and I told him we should walk to the local ice cream shop. On the way back I kissed him on the cheek. Seconds later, to my horror, he began vomiting profusely. I thought it might have had something to do with the kiss, like maybe my breath was...
    Melisande96 Melisande96 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 7

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    Omg the most embarrassing thing

    that happened to me on a date was with the guy that I'm with now lol. He made a hilarious joke (I'm all about laughing okay) and at the time my nose was stuffy and a damn booger flew out 😂😂😂
    KyLeone KyLeone 18-21, F 2 Responses May 20

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    Dinner Date That Was No So Perfect

    I went on a blind date with a guy once to a jazz club (I hate Jazz as it is!! So not. Good start!) As the menus were presented to us, he informed the waitress that he would be eating & proceeded to sit there eating his own home-made sandwiches which he had brought along with him...
    lavatwilightxxx lavatwilightxxx 36-40, F 2 Responses Nov 12, 2013

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    We'll I was hangin with my friend in the garage

    and suddenly saw him jackin off do his gf pic I'm not goin do lie I got turn on so bad I told him wish I knew how it feel sukin **** so hesay try it he'll yea I end up sukin him so good that we end up doin it everyday
    joe562 joe562 22-25, M Apr 27

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    I went to see Titanic in 3D back

    when it was in theaters in 2012. I had never before watched it so I did not expect to be that invested into the movie. I ended up crying at the end of the movie in front of my old girlfriend, her friend, and sister 😔
    RedPowerRangerJoJo RedPowerRangerJoJo 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 17

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    The Guy Was Too Early

    I went on a date with a guy who had recently turned 18. I'd known him already as being a friend of the family. It was at a dinner party and we were at the table kissing and I made the mistake of putting my hand on his thigh. He gasped and moved away from me. He looked very...
    Aprils22b Aprils22b 31-35 4 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    I was in grade 8. I went on a date with this

    boy "bob". Well we went to the movies when the movie was over I went in for a kiss but ended up kissing his nose. 😩
    lunamars lunamars 16-17, F 4 Responses Mar 19

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    Well it was our third date.

    . I had come out of a bad relationship and didn't immediately accept that he was my rebound guy (hey we've all had one! :-)) ..And well I told him I loved him like I knew it was an out of body experience when I heard the words come out of my mouth but they did. To add insult to...
    Eemaan Eemaan 31-35 Jun 24

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    I went on a date with a bartender from a really

    upscale club in the city and I really wanted to impress him. I dressed up really nicely and wore heels that were way too high!! While on the date I had waay too much to drink and I accidentally knocked over 3 glass candle holders!! I was so embarrassed I jumped up to run to the...
    IAmNotPeppercorn IAmNotPeppercorn 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 24

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    jojijo jojijo 22-25, M 3 Responses Jun 27

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    My Pesky Little Brother

         If I had picked up my girlfriend that evening, the fiasco at my parents’ house would never have happened. But my car was in the repair shop. I could hardly afford to fix it, still living, at 32, on the wages of a graduate student. You might blame me for that but, as a...
    Seiler Seiler 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 2, 2013

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    JustDrakeGarcia JustDrakeGarcia 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 25

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    Fell asleep at movies on first date with girl!

    Saw the first five minutes woke up to the credits.
    jaml jaml 41-45, M 5 Responses Mar 19

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    (This was when I was about 21) My date came

    over to my house and I was planning to cook him a delicious romantic dinner. Everything was going fine until dessert, I made a nut cake but what I didn't know was he was allergic to nuts. It was really embarrassing and an innocent date turned into a trip to the emergency room. I...
    xobluebirdxo xobluebirdxo 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 8

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    Lol on my first date with my

    now fiancé, we went to steak and shake for lunch. I got the ketchup out so I could put some ketchup on my fries. When the ketchup came out it made a farting noise. I was trying so hard not to laugh, but it wasn't fooling him, but that's okay, because he started laughing too...
    divaMary3 divaMary3 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 12, 2013

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    I was on my first date

    and we were walking hand in hand on a busy street when my heel got stuck in a crack in a pavement and i triped and then realised my shoe was left behind still stuck in the crack! To add to my embarracment a group of young clubbers starting laughing at me! I have never felt soooo...
    Anj13 Anj13 22-25, F 2 Responses May 3

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    I was on a date for the very first time with

    this guy. I had NEVER been on a date before and I was super excited ! We went to see a movie together. At the movie theatre, the guy decided he wanted to have some skittles so he bought a giant bag of them. We got in to the movie, and he was struggling to open the bag of...
    LoveGracee LoveGracee 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 2

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    About a month ago, I had walked into a store

    and a girl came up to me and asked if I knew that the butt in my pants had ripped! Not just a little rip either, a huge tear! You could see almost my entire ***! Good thing I had on my cute Victoria's Secret booty shorts on. So embarrassing, I went home and cried! Lol
    emeraldtriangle420 emeraldtriangle420 22-25, F 6 Responses Jan 15

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    Well I can tell you mine.

    I was out on a date with my now ex boyfriend. We went to a Chinese restaurant and I just got some iced tea. I ordered orange chicken and rice and an egg roll. It tasted kind of funny but I ate it anyways cuz I've never been there before and it could be a secret recipe. But...
    loveylaura loveylaura 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 20

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    Hot Mess

    One of my most embarrassing dating moments was at a really fancy restaurant. No, this wasn't our first date, but it felt as if it was. Anyway, we ordered our food and I decided to order some nice herbal tea for us,since it was a little chilly outside. When our tea came, I decided...
    Vicki101 Vicki101 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 26, 2013

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    I'm in school right now.

    One of my classes is online and my other ones are on campus.. Any ways one day I was waiting in the lobby with my friends and I thought I saw my online professor ( he posted a picture of himself and his family on our school website we send our assignments on) so I say to him...
    kobe14 kobe14 22-25, F 4 Responses Dec 9, 2013

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    Well it's not really embarrassing on my part

    but I'll talk about it anyway. I was talking to this guy for about a month or two, and he suggested that we meet up to go on a date. For some reason guys always ask me what we should do, so I decided we would go to the cinema. He waited for me at the station there, so I got off...
    smgrl16 smgrl16 18-21, F 3 Responses Feb 12

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    Oh, No! My Trousers!

    I was about 16, going on my first date with this guy. I got all dressed up in new jeans, a sparkly top (it was all about the sparkles back then!), expecting to go to the cinema for some back-row smooching, or maybe for a romantic walk in the park. He took me bowling. But hey...
    ChristieQ ChristieQ 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 25, 2012

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    Pee Girl!!

    I got drunk outside. Then ran across a large field to pee so the guy couldn't see me. While pulling up my pants I peed in my pants a little. For the longest time I didn't notice, while I pretty much sure the guy did. EMBARRASSING. Pee girl coming through!! The guy didn't say...
    GettingOverShit GettingOverShit 18-21, F 6 Responses Feb 5, 2013

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    We where at the club

    and there was a life music and at some point a singer started to invite however would like to volunteer and sing along. I wanted to impress my date so I got up on stage but only once I grabbed the microphone I realized I don't remember the words of the song at all!!! I felt so...
    lecosc lecosc 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 9

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    I was trying to be cool!

    !!! First date: my car broke down so I was 30mins late Her dad made me explain why and what my plans were for his daughter I was sooo nervousness I farted)-: and it stunk. On the car ride the my air went out and it was to hot with the windows up so I rolled them down just in...
    DrChante DrChante 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 2

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    This Is A True Story

    A few years ago we were having dinner with friends. As I was drinking water, my husband told a joke and I started to laugh a when huge gulp of water went down the wrong pipe and I started to choke. Drown, really. I couldn't speak and everyone jumped up in a panic. Somebody yelled...
    mrsbuzzkill mrsbuzzkill 51-55 7 Responses Sep 1, 2013

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    So there we was, waiting

    for my train to come on our about fourth date.. I knew he wanted to kiss me i was so nervous like seriously (i dont date much lol) but anyway we kissed! yay? no... i decided to try and do what they do in the movies ya know.. when they stop kissing for two seconds look into each...
    MissLorii MissLorii 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 19

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    Ooops

    I was with this absolutely fabulous guy... tall, dark hair, peircing eyes, great build. dinner, wine, (lots of really good wine), and dancing. we were in a rather upscale club. not the kind of place my ex-hubs had ever taken me. dancng the night away. somehow decide to sway to...
    Tzech Tzech 46-50, F 36 Responses Jul 25, 2008

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    My most embarrassing date was

    when I first started dating my fiancé it was our 3rd date. It was summer time so we were walking and it's a Dairy Queen not to far from where I use to live. I'm lactose intolerant so you know. He asked me did I want ice cream I said no. At the time he didn't know I couldn't...
    mizzkarmyello mizzkarmyello 26-30, F 4 Responses May 8

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    These Boots Are Made For Walking...

    I take a while to get ready on a date sometimes, while others I grab my purse and go... This time was one of those times when I took a while. It was a fall date to the zoo, so I thought, sweater, boots. I have 2 pairs of riding boots, black and brown ones (I do so love my boots...
    ultimateK ultimateK 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 3, 2013

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    i spent 25 minutes in the bathroom in the

    movies with explosive diarrhea, my excuse to my girlfriend was that the usher wouldn't let me back in...
    abc0924 abc0924 18-21, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I had fake fingernails on

    and one came off. Oh no, I had a more embarrassing one. I had these awesome pants that looked great but they weren't clean in time for my date, but I had nothing else so wore them anyway. I sprayed them with disinfectant before wearing them so they stunk but I didn't notice it...
    syntheticrhyme syntheticrhyme 41-45, F 4 Responses Feb 10

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    I choked on a grape and a waitress had to

    perform the hymnic manoeuvre on me. That was not my finest hour. Needless to say my relationship with her terminated rather quickly.
    projectgwyn101 projectgwyn101 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 2

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    I took a girl to a really expensive seafood

    restaurant and let her order whatever she wanted, and we both got these really expensive cracker things with caviar and lobster, and then the bill came and I realised I didn't bring my wallet! OMG she ended up paying an over $120 bill. She never spoke to me again....
    CrimsonDrake CrimsonDrake 18-21, M 5 Responses Jan 6

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    Unforgettable Memory ...

    It was 6 years ago when I was 15 .. I went out to theatre with my ex ... We were late for the movie bc I wanted to eat Pop-Corn .. When we got in,, It was so dark .. I slipped on the step and the popcorn in my hand was failed on one girl's head .. She screamed so loud bc it...
    DollyDiva DollyDiva 22-25, F 24 Responses Sep 5, 2009

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    This a emmbarresing sex story

    so bare with me. i was 19 and I had barely gotton married with my ex and we were into 4 months of marriage we were fooling around and he told me to give him a bj i have never given a real one before my first ex boyfreind understood that i was un comfortable not with doing it...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 5

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    ForeverShades ForeverShades 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 9

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