There's a couple that just crack me up! My favorite one is this:
"Don't **** me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!"
As badass as that sounds...truthfully my life is more like..
"Some days It Just Isn't Worth Chewing Through The...
Hmm. I think mine would say: don't waist your time trying to bring me down. It will not workk. Besides, sounds like cleaning up time takes a lot of towels. (Or something lame like that. I would love to see more) :)
You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world."
- Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
there have been a lot of good ones, some i have seen before and some i had not. here are a few of mine...
no, i'm not "special"...
who needs sex? life screws me every chance it gets!
these are not my "eyes". (or)  ...
I'M A GUY 61. WHEN I WAS YOUNG I WENT TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL. I ALWAYS LIED TO THE TEACHERS. I WAS A DREAMER. I READ ALOT. I HAVE ALWAYS SPENT TIME WITH DISABLED AND DISADVANTAGED PEOPLE. I THOUGHT THAT BY SHARRING MY SINCERITY AND WARMTH I COULD FIND FULFILLMENT IN THESE PEOPLE. I...
"Not All Who Wander Are Lost"
"Some Things Exist Whether You Believe In Them Or Not"
"You Laugh Because I Am Different - I Laugh Because You Are All The Same"
"I Support Tribal ...
1. I don't work for free so don't ask.
2. I am more than the sum of my parts.
3. Look me in the eyes, not the ****!
4. If you want something, ask. I'm not a mind reader!
5. A little respect goes a long way!
6. Your mother does not...
Yes...you read right. *winks* Try your best and don't be a damn whiner. We'll always have obstacles, hurdle them. Of course, you're allowed to rest, but never give up. I'm just a stubborn woman, I guess.. :)