I Want to Know: If Your Life Was a Tshirt Slogan What Would It Be

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    Hmmmmm..... a Tall Order,

    my best idea at the moment is "Go big or go home" or "Live free or die trying" -- not sure if that constitutes a T-shirt slogan though.
    Soothsayer8 Soothsayer8
    18-21, M
    1 Response Jun 25, 2008

    Can't Decide Between Two

    Mine would be "if you can't flee, flow" or "everybody makes mistakes, that's why pencils have erasers"
    smilingfaces smilingfaces
    46-50, F
    6 Responses Nov 15, 2008

    I Have Several Shirts..

    "Not All Who Wander Are Lost" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Some Things Exist Whether You Believe In Them Or Not" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You Laugh Because I Am Different - I Laugh Because You Are All The Same" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I Support Tribal ...
    PeaceOnEarth PeaceOnEarth
    46-50, F
    18 Responses Jun 25, 2008
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 11, 2015

    "You are not special.

    You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world." - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
    havokitten havokitten
    22-25, M
    1 Response Aug 9, 2014

    T Shirt Slogan?

    Paddle faster, I hear banjos
    telestrat telestrat
    46-50, M
    7 Responses Apr 3, 2011
    attaboywolfie attaboywolfie
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 18
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jun 14, 2015

    Mine would be: I gave up alcohol

    for THIS, pass the whisky
    VitSheen VitSheen
    36-40, M
    Jun 11, 2015

    Mine would say "big dreams,

    good music and expensive taste"
    jasminestone jasminestone
    22-25, F
    Jun 11, 2015

    See Other Side

    See Other Side for more details on both the front and back of the Tshirt.
    imathinkin imathinkin
    51-55, F
    3 Responses Jun 23, 2011

    Thank You, Betty Comden And Adolph Green

    "Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death."       --Auntie Mame
    moveableparty moveableparty
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 17, 2011

    today I see a very interesting slogan written

    in a beautiful girls T-shirt don't look here,,, look above, my face is here:)) haha
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 16, 2015
    TheNewBatman TheNewBatman
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 11, 2015

    ALWAYS Had This Emptyness

    I'M A GUY 61. WHEN I WAS YOUNG I WENT TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL. I ALWAYS LIED TO THE TEACHERS. I WAS A DREAMER. I READ ALOT. I HAVE ALWAYS SPENT TIME WITH DISABLED AND DISADVANTAGED PEOPLE. I THOUGHT THAT BY SHARRING MY SINCERITY AND WARMTH I COULD FIND FULFILLMENT IN THESE PEOPLE. I...
    MAHDEEN MAHDEEN
    61-65
    2 Responses Jul 20, 2008

    This:

    "I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message."
    yukoefes yukoefes
    26-30
    Nov 5, 2013

    Mine Would Be Any One of These:

    1.  I don't work for free so don't ask. 2.  I am more than the sum of my parts. 3.  Look me in the eyes, not the ****! 4.  If you want something, ask.  I'm not a mind reader! 5.  A little respect goes a long way! 6.  Your mother does not...
    dreamraider dreamraider
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Jul 20, 2008

    Sad, But True...

    My t-shirt slogan would be "Don't Follow Me, I Don't Know Where I'm Going", or possibly "I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I do, please tell me to stay put until I come back".
    xxLailahxx xxLailahxx
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 25, 2012

    The Air In My Head Is Hurting My Eyes...

    A comment I have said for YEARS! Just a funny way to get past a stressful day.
    cristenie cristenie
    36-40, F
    1 Response Oct 1, 2011

    Just So You'd Never Forget Me....

    Mine would say:"It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again!" (You know you want one too) I wonder how many people will get this......
    RedRubies RedRubies
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Jun 19, 2011
    NarutoShippudenFanGirl NarutoShippudenFanGirl
    16-17, F
    Jun 11, 2015

    Live Your Life As If Today Is Your Last Day

    (one day you will be right). Enjoy and treasure every thing, every day.
    iwritebiographies iwritebiographies
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jun 10, 2011

    I don't think the choices I make are good.

    I think the choices I make are fun.
    chocolatecrazy9010 chocolatecrazy9010
    13-15, F
    Mar 19

    My shirt does say "it's a Misty thing,

    You wouldn't understand
    lilmisty2 lilmisty2
    61-65, F
    Jun 11, 2015

    I have no regrets. Regrets are meaningless.

    You can't change yesterday or tomorrow. You can change only the present moment. - Richey Edwards
    ManicRichey ManicRichey
    22-25, M
    Feb 13

    Mine Would Say...

    "I may have daddy issues, an oral fixation, and low self-esteem, but I've still got standards!"OR"Lock up your fathers"
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember
    22-25, F
    1 Response Nov 2, 2011
    NearAsFarCanBe NearAsFarCanBe
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jul 22, 2014
    BananaSpider BananaSpider
    16-17, F
    1 Response Mar 18
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 9, 2014
    sugarfooties sugarfooties
    66-70
    Mar 17

    Nothing Special!

    1337 ANT150C1AL G33K
    Th3D0ct0r Th3D0ct0r
    26-30
    15 Responses Nov 12, 2008
    kuronekko kuronekko
    31-35, F
    Mar 18

    This is a fun question.

    Hmm. I think mine would say: don't waist your time trying to bring me down. It will not workk. Besides, sounds like cleaning up time takes a lot of towels. (Or something lame like that. I would love to see more) :)
    Imaginatrix Imaginatrix
    16-17, M
    Aug 9, 2014

    Trouble's Coming

    "Don't fret, we've been in tight spots before"
    urbancowboy urbancowboy
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Nov 16, 2008

    'All that is necessary

    for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing' Edmund Burke And: Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." Benjamin Franklin
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 22, 2014

    My Best Slogan Would Be..........

    You Gotta risk it....to get the biscuit.............
    l3puh60i2q l3puh60i2q
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Jun 12, 2010

    I Love Sarcastic Tees

    There's a couple that just crack me up! My favorite one is this: "Don't **** me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!" As badass as that sounds...truthfully my life is  more like.. "Some days It Just Isn't Worth Chewing Through The...
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl
    41-45, F
    7 Responses Nov 15, 2008
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jun 11, 2015

    Unless Your First Name Is "Sugar", I Ain't Calling You "Daddy"

    there have been a lot of good ones, some i have seen before and some i had not. here are a few of mine... no, i'm not "special"... who needs sex? life screws me every chance it gets! these are not my "eyes".      (or)  ...
    lostcancerian lostcancerian
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jul 20, 2008
    sugarfooties sugarfooties
    66-70
    2 Responses Mar 17
    thankgodformedication thankgodformedication
    51-55, M
    Mar 17

    Love this one: "I'm Sofa King Cool".

    With a picture of a sofa and a king ;P
    FunnyandNerdy FunnyandNerdy
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 9, 2014

    "Well, at least I'm smart.

    " I need a shirt that says that to make up for my face and body xD
    PendulEmPlum PendulEmPlum
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 18
    mssparkles mssparkles
    18-21, F
    Jun 11, 2015

    **** it. Catsticks. (And

    because I need more words. Blahh)
    Nihnox Nihnox
    22-25, F
    Aug 9, 2014

    Just go with the flow ~~~

    but fight the current if it doesn't go the way you want it to
    DoorMattress DoorMattress
    13-15, M
    Jun 10, 2015

    Go Hard Or Go Home...

    Yes...you read right. *winks* Try your best and don't be a damn whiner. We'll always have obstacles, hurdle them. Of course, you're allowed to rest, but never give up. I'm just a stubborn woman, I guess.. :)
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jul 21, 2008

    "**** everything, if **** happens,

    it happens No ***** given"
    BioticCactus BioticCactus
    13-15
    2 Responses Mar 18

    Jesus Freak or God's Gal

    because that is who I am and proud of it.
    geminigirl54 geminigirl54
    41-45, F
    1 Response Mar 17
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