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I Want to Know: If Your Life Was a Tshirt Slogan What Would It Be

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    Sister Knows Best On This

    Due to my clumsiness and blonde moments my sister declares my t-shirt slogan would say: MUST BE SUPERVISED AT ALL TIMES!!
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 8 Responses Jun 23, 2008

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    Mine Would Be

    it would either have to be Thanks God i'm an Atheist!  or  'I know what you did last night...;)'  a nice awkward one! 
    LonelyThoughts LonelyThoughts 18-21, F Jul 31, 2012

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    Hmmm...

    not sure what it would say maybe.... something like figuring it out call me again later. haha my shirt would totally say this.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 13, 2013

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    Shirt Slogan:

    i'm a tool - use me
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Oct 25, 2008

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    Mine Is

    Mine would be ...Carpe Diem  -Seize the Day
    CMA1234 CMA1234 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 4, 2012

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    Airport

    If my life could be summed up on a T-shirt it would read: If ***** could fly this house would be an airport.
    loyd loyd 51-55, F 3 Responses Jun 23, 2008

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    T-Shirt Slogan

    Serious T-Shirt slogan: a picture of a guitar and the saying... "My life is held together by the strings of Your love"   Funny T-Shirt "Do you believe in love at first sight? ..or should I walk by again?" (O.K. I'm really not this vain, just  ...
    Onceagain Onceagain 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 21, 2008

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    My T-shirt Slogan Would Be

    My t-shirt slogn would be I may not look like much but im pro at pretending to be a Ninja   how do u like it?
    DeMiDeMiSe DeMiDeMiSe 16-17, F 4 Responses Jun 24, 2008

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    "You are not special.

    You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world." - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
    havokitten havokitten 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 9

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    If U Only Knew Me

    folks most often tell me that i'm, "something else...." or i'm in a "League of my own." i'd like mine to read, Da' Man, Da' Legend,        Da'Guid!
    daguid daguid 61-65, M 2 Responses Jan 27, 2013

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    My T-shirt

    First of all I need more than one but the one that sticks out to me lately is this "He my mess into a message." Another one would simply say "Survivor", which in no way has anything to do with that silly tv show. Yet another would say "Overcome" because it could be taken in...
    NaomiElizabeth27 NaomiElizabeth27 36-40, F Apr 17, 2012

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    antiyou antiyou 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 28, 2009

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    Violators Will Be Prosecuted

    "Reading this T-Shirt is strictly prohibited. Violators will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."  People in my life are just too nosy. They want to know every thing I'm thinking at every moment of the day. I'm just supposed to open up and spill my guts before them when...
    justwant2bloved justwant2bloved 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 4, 2012

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    Not Her

    For darn near forever I've wanted a t-shirt that says: "I'M NOT HER, YOU FOOLS!!" Just because--I often feel like no one can see the real me; like it's not my face that's visible, it's a projection of someone else or some imaginary person. If I could I would walk around in t...
    TigerStew TigerStew 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 3, 2012

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    God Is In Control

    my shirt will say "God is in control" I tried to improve and make my life better my way but nothing seems to be working; so I leave it to God.
    LittleLena LittleLena 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 16, 2012

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    :)

    Good Girls are just bad girls that don't get caught
    wonderstruck77 wonderstruck77 31-35, F Mar 7, 2013

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    Hmmmmm..... a Tall Order,

    my best idea at the moment is "Go big or go home" or "Live free or die trying" -- not sure if that constitutes a T-shirt slogan though.
    Soothsayer8 Soothsayer8 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 25, 2008

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    My Daughter's Tshirt Slogan Life

    My daughter Widget is 14 she likes the rock band My Chemical Romance. She bought a My Chemical Romance tshirt and has worn it for the past two month. She just told me that she has not washed it since she bought it. And, I was wondering what that funny smell in her room was...
    jthitt jthitt 56-60, M Jun 23, 2012

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    Go Hard Or Go Home...

    Yes...you read right. *winks* Try your best and don't be a damn whiner. We'll always have obstacles, hurdle them. Of course, you're allowed to rest, but never give up. I'm just a stubborn woman, I guess.. :)
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 2 Responses Jul 21, 2008

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    Unless Your First Name Is "Sugar", I Ain't Calling You "Daddy"

    there have been a lot of good ones, some i have seen before and some i had not. here are a few of mine... no, i'm not "special"... who needs sex? life screws me every chance it gets! these are not my "eyes".      (or)  ...
    lostcancerian lostcancerian 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 20, 2008

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    Thank You, Betty Comden And Adolph Green

    "Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death."       --Auntie Mame
    moveableparty moveableparty 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 17, 2011

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    Don't Want To Be Normal

    When I look around at the (so called) Normal people I don't want to be like them!
    jettys jettys 56-60 Nov 18, 2011

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    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 9

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    Live Your Life As If Today Is Your Last Day

    (one day you will be right). Enjoy and treasure every thing, every day.
    iwritebiographies iwritebiographies 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 10, 2011

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    My Slogan..

     Mine would simply say "CAN BE EXPLOSIVE! HANDLE WITH CARE!"
    Blondevixon Blondevixon 31-35, F 6 Responses Nov 18, 2008

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    My Best Slogan Would Be..........

    You Gotta risk it....to get the biscuit.............
    l3puh60i2q l3puh60i2q 22-25, M 3 Responses Jun 12, 2010

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    Sad, But True...

    My t-shirt slogan would be "Don't Follow Me, I Don't Know Where I'm Going", or possibly "I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I do, please tell me to stay put until I come back".
    xxLailahxx xxLailahxx 22-25, F May 25, 2012

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    I Have Several Shirts..

    "Not All Who Wander Are Lost" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Some Things Exist Whether You Believe In Them Or Not" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You Laugh Because I Am Different - I Laugh Because You Are All The Same" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I Support Tribal ...
    PeaceOnEarth PeaceOnEarth 46-50, F 18 Responses Jun 25, 2008

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    To Live Is To Be Evil

    Live spelt backwards is evil.
    happynudist happynudist 36-40, M 1 Response Feb 25, 2012

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    My Slogan

    You think you know me? Think again This is actually my cover photo for my fb page. =)
    evegreen20 evegreen20 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 26, 2012

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    See Other Side

    See Other Side for more details on both the front and back of the Tshirt.
    imathinkin imathinkin 51-55, F 3 Responses Jun 23, 2011

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    I Am Not My Lifestyle.

    "I am not my lifestyle" would be my slogan. One word for my life, boring. I am a Gemini, I detest everything that's boring!
    echome echome 26-30, F May 31, 2012

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    Can't Decide Between Two

    Mine would be "if you can't flee, flow" or "everybody makes mistakes, that's why pencils have erasers"
    smilingfaces smilingfaces 46-50, F 6 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    I Love Sarcastic Tees

    There's a couple that just crack me up! My favorite one is this: "Don't **** me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!" As badass as that sounds...truthfully my life is  more like.. "Some days It Just Isn't Worth Chewing Through The...
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl 41-45, F 7 Responses Nov 15, 2008

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    Dinosaurfanatic Dinosaurfanatic 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 9

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    Just So You'd Never Forget Me....

    Mine would say:"It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again!" (You know you want one too) I wonder how many people will get this......
    RedRubies RedRubies 36-40, F 7 Responses Jun 19, 2011

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    A Little Off the Wall...

    Iwear alot of outrageous tee's, such as... "the only job I need is a *******" - my wife bought me that one! "I'm not a gynocologist, but I'll take a look" - my wife bought this one also "**** happens when you party naked" - I just thought it was...
    12BNude 12BNude 46-50, M 2 Responses Oct 13, 2008

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    Atheism Defined

    Just saw this one in Jokes and Riddles group. "Atheism is a non-prophet organisation"
    happynudist happynudist 36-40, M Feb 21, 2012

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    My Top Five Slogans

    1. Love a heart that hurts you.....but never hurt a heart that loves you.... 2. For the world you are someone........but for someone you are the world 3. Love me you will start loving your life........ 4. Life is a *****......you will marry one soon...... 5. I dont want her...
    l3puh60i2q l3puh60i2q 22-25, M 4 Responses Jun 4, 2010

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    This:

    "I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message."
    yukoefes yukoefes 22-25 Nov 5, 2013

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    This is a fun question.

    Hmm. I think mine would say: don't waist your time trying to bring me down. It will not workk. Besides, sounds like cleaning up time takes a lot of towels. (Or something lame like that. I would love to see more) :)
    Marktastic Marktastic 13-15, M Aug 9

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    ALWAYS Had This Emptyness

    I'M A GUY 61. WHEN I WAS YOUNG I WENT TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL. I ALWAYS LIED TO THE TEACHERS. I WAS A DREAMER. I READ ALOT. I HAVE ALWAYS SPENT TIME WITH DISABLED AND DISADVANTAGED PEOPLE. I THOUGHT THAT BY SHARRING MY SINCERITY AND WARMTH I COULD FIND FULFILLMENT IN THESE PEOPLE. I...
    MAHDEEN MAHDEEN 61-65 2 Responses Jul 20, 2008

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    Mine Would Say...

    "I may have daddy issues, an oral fixation, and low self-esteem, but I've still got standards!"OR"Lock up your fathers"
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 2, 2011

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    Mine Would Be Any One of These:

    1.  I don't work for free so don't ask. 2.  I am more than the sum of my parts. 3.  Look me in the eyes, not the ****! 4.  If you want something, ask.  I'm not a mind reader! 5.  A little respect goes a long way! 6.  Your mother does not...
    dreamraider dreamraider 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 20, 2008

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    I Would Write

    im sexy and i know itt or i would writeeeee single ready to minglee , orr wild girl take cautioution
    crazyonex13 crazyonex13 18-21, F May 9, 2012

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    NearAsFarCanBe NearAsFarCanBe 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 22

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    My Shirt

    " I am not mean, I just don't like you!" Or "I am out of my mind, feel free to leave a message"
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jun 23, 2008

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    'All that is necessary

    for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing' Edmund Burke And: Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." Benjamin Franklin
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M Jul 22

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    'There are the way things are,

    and the way things should be'
    LeoLioness8 LeoLioness8 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 9

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    Check Out My Username

    Not Backing DownSome things may be so painful... You love it so much though, you still do itMy brain gives me a thousand reasons to stop. My heart give me only one reason to keep going. I decided to follow my heart. That's real passion
    NotBackingDown NotBackingDown 13-15, F Aug 18, 2012

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    My Life..

    It would have to be...My aptitude test says, "Best suited for Organ Donor."
    wyldside wyldside 36-40, M Aug 16, 2012

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    Love this one: "I'm Sofa King Cool".

    With a picture of a sofa and a king ;P
    FunnyandNerdy FunnyandNerdy 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 9

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    Nothing Special!

    1337 ANT150C1AL G33K
    Th3D0ct0r Th3D0ct0r 26-30 15 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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