1. I don't work for free so don't ask.
2. I am more than the sum of my parts.
3. Look me in the eyes, not the ****!
4. If you want something, ask. I'm not a mind reader!
5. A little respect goes a long way!
6. Your mother does not...
Hmm. I think mine would say: don't waist your time trying to bring me down. It will not workk. Besides, sounds like cleaning up time takes a lot of towels. (Or something lame like that. I would love to see more) :)
"Not All Who Wander Are Lost"
"Some Things Exist Whether You Believe In Them Or Not"
"You Laugh Because I Am Different - I Laugh Because You Are All The Same"
"I Support Tribal ...
You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world."
- Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
there have been a lot of good ones, some i have seen before and some i had not. here are a few of mine...
no, i'm not "special"...
who needs sex? life screws me every chance it gets!
these are not my "eyes". (or)  ...
Not Backing DownSome things may be so painful... You love it so much though, you still do itMy brain gives me a thousand reasons to stop. My heart give me only one reason to keep going. I decided to follow my heart. That's real passion
There's a couple that just crack me up! My favorite one is this:
"Don't **** me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!"
As badass as that sounds...truthfully my life is more like..
"Some days It Just Isn't Worth Chewing Through The...