1. I don't work for free so don't ask.
2. I am more than the sum of my parts.
3. Look me in the eyes, not the ****!
4. If you want something, ask. I'm not a mind reader!
5. A little respect goes a long way!
6. Your mother does not...
You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world."
- Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
I'M A GUY 61. WHEN I WAS YOUNG I WENT TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL. I ALWAYS LIED TO THE TEACHERS. I WAS A DREAMER. I READ ALOT. I HAVE ALWAYS SPENT TIME WITH DISABLED AND DISADVANTAGED PEOPLE. I THOUGHT THAT BY SHARRING MY SINCERITY AND WARMTH I COULD FIND FULFILLMENT IN THESE PEOPLE. I...
Hmm. I think mine would say: don't waist your time trying to bring me down. It will not workk. Besides, sounds like cleaning up time takes a lot of towels. (Or something lame like that. I would love to see more) :)
there have been a lot of good ones, some i have seen before and some i had not. here are a few of mine...
no, i'm not "special"...
who needs sex? life screws me every chance it gets!
these are not my "eyes". (or)  ...
There's a couple that just crack me up! My favorite one is this:
"Don't **** me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!"
As badass as that sounds...truthfully my life is more like..
"Some days It Just Isn't Worth Chewing Through The...
"Not All Who Wander Are Lost"
"Some Things Exist Whether You Believe In Them Or Not"
"You Laugh Because I Am Different - I Laugh Because You Are All The Same"
"I Support Tribal ...
Yes...you read right. *winks* Try your best and don't be a damn whiner. We'll always have obstacles, hurdle them. Of course, you're allowed to rest, but never give up. I'm just a stubborn woman, I guess.. :)