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I Want To Lampoon The Most Gross And Crazy Ep Sex Groups

I'm talking about the really weird stuff. . . 40 People

    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    4 Responses Feb 7, 2010

    *******....oooohhhhhhh

                                        
    SWEETGYPSYROSE SWEETGYPSYROSE
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Feb 1, 2010
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 16, 2010

    I Like A Nice Bit Of Tail

    And this ***** really rules....wowza!
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    Jan 20, 2010
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 7, 2009

    I Wet Myself On Purpose

    It was sure hot that day
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 16, 2010

    Indeed I Do!

    I love an nice piece of ***....... yes, I do!
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    9 Responses Jan 19, 2010

    Cybersex

    Next time your CPU overheats check ....  
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    1 Response Feb 1, 2010

    Jail Bait

      (Hope this fits this category. Also not meant to offend anyone)
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    3 Responses Jan 20, 2010

    I Want To Watch You **** My ****

    No, that isn't a blocker that is stopping you from reading the astericks... I really did just enter I want to watch you **** my ****.
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    26 Responses Oct 19, 2009

    Casual Sex

     Look Ma! No hands!!!!! Set aside a whole day at work for it. Why? Cause! Plus! 
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    4 Responses Feb 1, 2010

    Sex And Smoking!

      Smoking can be hazardous to your health. So says the Surgeon General. Consult your ... after this I'm not quite sure.
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Feb 1, 2010
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    Feb 1, 2010

    I Want To Talk Dirty With You

    Its been a while since I wrote about this, but I'm sure the suspense adds to the pleasure.   No doubt you will need the details. I sorted out my clothes into cotton wash and synthetic wash, then washed my clothes.  Yesterday I washed the laundry.  Now I am...
    Bluegrass Bluegrass
    46-50, F
    21 Responses Mar 28, 2010

    Seems Like Some People Don't Know What "lampoon" Means

    It means "publicly criticize", not "share with you a perfect example of one of".  
    Vancity89 Vancity89
    22-25, F
    13 Responses Dec 7, 2009

    Bdsm...and A Strap On!

      AND WHAT HAPPENS NEXT..?? SHE BECOMES DIVORCE BARBIE : SHE COMES COMPLETE WITH ALL OF KEN'S ACCESSORIES.
    SWEETGYPSYROSE SWEETGYPSYROSE
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Feb 1, 2010

    I Love ****

    What a lovely pair! Mizz    
    mizzen123 mizzen123
    46-50, M
    19 Responses Dec 7, 2009

    I Love Giving Heads

    Whenever I flip a coin I always call heads!
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    8 Responses Jan 20, 2010

    I Want You To Look At My Glory Hole

     A confessional! Mwahaha
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 16, 2010

    One Mean *****...

                                      
    SWEETGYPSYROSE SWEETGYPSYROSE
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 1, 2010
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    Feb 1, 2010

    I Like Accidental Prudity

    Sometimes when I'm trying very hard to show off something naughty, I can't quiet pull it off without being obvious, which defeats the whole purpose. So I end up with accidental prudity. . .
    EvesHarvest EvesHarvest
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Oct 19, 2009

    I Want To Swap Pictures Of My Naked Pets

    I have pics here of my little *****... without a stitch of clothes on her... wanna swap pics? Totally discrete and all that.
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    14 Responses Oct 19, 2009

    I Want To Lick It And Suck It

    MMMMMMMMMMM....if I had a fudgsicle bar, I would lick it and suck it. I love chocolate ice cream.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    9 Responses Dec 7, 2009

    Pure Exhibitionist - Public Pee And Poop

    Every day I live out the exhibitionist fantasy in real life. I walk out, birds everywhere, and **** right there in front of them. No shame. Golden showers on my willing harem, every day. They just sit there and take it, wherever I want to put it. I sit down...
    rojblake rojblake
    36-40, M
    10 Responses Nov 6, 2009

    Anal Sex...mmmmmmm

                                        
    SWEETGYPSYROSE SWEETGYPSYROSE
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Feb 1, 2010
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 7, 2009
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    11 Responses Dec 7, 2009
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jan 16, 2010
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    5 Responses Feb 1, 2010
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Mar 10, 2010
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    Feb 1, 2010

    I Love A Nice Tight *****

    Damn... now THAT cat is tight!
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    8 Responses Jan 19, 2010
    SWEETGYPSYROSE SWEETGYPSYROSE
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Feb 1, 2010

    Oh Poop!!!

                          
    SWEETGYPSYROSE SWEETGYPSYROSE
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Feb 1, 2010
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 19, 2010

    Great Head That Blows Her Away Too....

                               
    SWEETGYPSYROSE SWEETGYPSYROSE
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Feb 1, 2010

    2010 Hooters Calendar

      http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/hooters_2010.html  
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Mar 10, 2010

    Want To Watch My Best Friend Pet My Wife's ****

    Yes, it makes me feel so good to see one of my dude friends stroke her hot little *****.  Watch as his hand goes down and ruffles the hair... rolls around on it, makes that ***** stretch out. I tell you that cat just loves people... he is a total attention-loving tomcat!
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    1 Response Nov 6, 2009

    Have You Seen My Enormous ****?

    Impressive, isn't he?
    mizzen123 mizzen123
    46-50, M
    17 Responses Mar 19, 2010

    I **** In My Garden

     I didn't say it was MY ****
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 16, 2010
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