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I Want To Learn How To Speak Redneck

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    Oh so now you are making fun of me just because my family is mostly redneck and white trash huh sags?!
    Arorin Arorin 22-25, M 16 Responses May 16, 2010

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    Sensuous...

    As in...   Sensuous up, git me anuthur beer.
    DepthsUnknown DepthsUnknown 36-40 9 Responses May 16, 2010

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