I Want to Live In a Van Down By the River

For any one who is divorced, 35, looks like Chris Farley and wants to live on a strict diet of government cheese =D 54 People

    I Know Where I'm Headed. Do You?

    My name is not Matt Foley. I am divorced. I am 35 years old but I am not a "Motivational Speaker."  I have always dreamed of being a writer but I am no Will Shakespeare. Lately, I have not been using my paper for writing but instead for rolling doobies. Today, I...
    Shinigami69 Shinigami69
    36-40, M
    1 Response Jun 1, 2009

    I Do Now...

    I just saw that CaliGirl joined this group...I've never thought about living in a van, but if that's where she wants to live, then i want to live there too...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    8 Responses Nov 16, 2008

    BWHAHAHAHHA!

    I love that skit! I would totally want to do that!
    Moonjava Moonjava
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 16, 2008

    If I Am Happy, It's Okay

    The key to life is happiness, not the size of your house, or the car you drive or the stuff you own, but if at the end of the day when you put your head on your pillow and can say, "I am happy".  If that's in a van down by the river then you are good, you have...
    loopnscc loopnscc
    46-50, M
    Dec 30, 2008

    I Know Where I'm Headed. Do You?

    My name is not Matt Foley. I am divorced. I am 35 years old but I am not a "Motivational Speaker."  I have always dreamed of being a writer but I am no Will Shakespeare. Lately, I have not been using my paper for writing but instead for rolling doobies. Today, I...
    Shinigami69 Shinigami69
    36-40, M
    5 Responses Jun 1, 2009

    He is a lot thicker than more,

    average in length, decent stamina. Is that okay for most ladies? I just want to be adequate! just dont want to dissappoint, no subject matched!
    Hardboy48 Hardboy48
    26-30, M
    Jan 14

    Totally.

    Though, hold the government cheese. I'll just catch fishies to eat.  :) For a very long time I've just wanted to save up a decent lump o' cash and get a huge van and just go where the road takes me. Yay for adventure. Chris Farley was amazing. :D
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 2, 2009
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