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    Dikilititis

    Dikilititis-The mutation of the male genital anatomy!(Hook ****,when ones scrotum becomes shaped exactly like a hook!)
    Spitbak Spitbak 41-45, M Nov 27, 2013

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    Craplication

    A software program for business use, usually web-based, that times out when you forget about it, losing everything you typed into it.
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Apr 14, 2011

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    Assholeliptakis

    Term used for brown nosers and *** kissers who suck up to anyone in every way!!!
    Spitbak Spitbak 41-45, M Oct 15, 2011

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    Aquaticaphobia

    Where one has a phobia against filters and drains in pools.I actually suffer from this.
    ElectricDuck ElectricDuck 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 22, 2011

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    What a tangled web we weave When at first we practice to deceive Those silken strands of flaxen gold make you wonder and make you bold So watch your words you're lying mouth...
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    I'm currently working two jobs: one as a Home Health Aide, the other as a County CNA... I despise the LTC setting, and Home Health is amazing with one on one care, but the...
    Bluedevilguard Bluedevilguard 22-25, F 3 hrs ago

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    Please someone make me feel wanted for once in my life !! All my life I have never felt wanted, and want that opportunity once in my life...
    Blissfullkim Blissfullkim 26-30, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    To:You From:Me Mwah Def Leppard "Photograph" Huh! I'm outa luck, outa love Gotta photograph, picture of Passion killer, you're too much You're the only one I wanna touch I...
    wickedlilangel69 wickedlilangel69 31-35, F 4 hrs ago

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    Experience project is my guilty pleasure, I can release tension, angst and my somewhat 'off-center' humour here. It's been almost a year since joining and I wanted to save this...
    TheCoitalQueen TheCoitalQueen 31-35, F 6 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Before my birth my Mom was told no heartbeat can be found ,your child has died and we need to remove the fetus ,,Mom said no ,,,I want my Mom and her friends to pray ,,they did...
    rckt148 rckt148 51-55, M 2 Responses Nov 29

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    Dear future Sponsors I am a 19 year old South African girl. I come from a disadvantage background. I graduated High School in 2013 and would like to further my studies. I want to...
    AltheaDanielleVentura AltheaDanielleVentura 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    I want that deep passionate love, not just sex. I want it to feel like sensual passionate love I am looking for an indian woman as my lover ..a soulful woman
    youngsonlookingformom youngsonlookingformom 22-25, M 2 hrs ago

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    "What About Now"Chris DaughtryShadows fill an empty heartAs love is fading,From all the things that we areBut are not saying.Can we see beyond the starsAnd make it to the dawn...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F Dec 3

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    On a good day I can write into worlds into existence and tear them to the ground in the same breath. My eloquence is matched only by the articulacy of my prose. I am the sage...
    TheBlasphemousOptimist TheBlasphemousOptimist 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    One word is all it takes to scar someone, to open an old wound, to make a person bleed from the inside out. Words can be life, words can be death, words can be weapons, and really...
    Gravewanderer Gravewanderer 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    Over 1000 people in this story. Talk about a common interest. I, as I have said in other posts, try to chose my words in a way that makes things better for me and others. I have...
    tryingagainII tryingagainII 56-60, M 4 days ago

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    Sincerely. All I want for Christmas is for somebody to send me some probofol or the euthanasia serum. Fought long and hard with no weapons or armor for close to 15 years. That is...
    rorenchan rorenchan 18-21, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I love all my friends very much. I know they've often told me how much they love me too. I know they think their hearts are in the right place. I've tried to explain this so many...
    badgirlbee badgirlbee 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 26

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    In my past life I used to work with my sister's husband (I was shop assistant) we did business but it was not so easy we had lots of scandals, difficult times but I don't know why...
    Stevejons Stevejons 22-25, M Nov 28

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    Your hazel eyes are staring my insidesYour red lips are painting a floating smileYou make me feel aliveYour playful fingers are arousing my desireYour fearless hands are disarming...
    Intothestorm Intothestorm 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 30

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    Dated. 17/10/14...... There is a path. We create that when we come to this world. For that little innocent stage of ours the only thing we expect is a touch. Touch of the loved...
    imnotbad imnotbad 26-30 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Once upon a time there was a woman who believed in being polite and respectful, besides sincere to everyone she met and talked with...not only in real life but on the internet...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I do feel,that words are very powerful,words can make you feel like you a are walking on air,and words can also kill your soul.
    momonsite momonsite 31-35, F 5 Responses Nov 25

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    Everyone thinks they have everything figured out and that they have the entire picture. No one does and no one in this family really understands me and really listens. They just...
    nomadventurist nomadventurist 18-21, F Nov 29

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    I feel like I am at a loss for words, I miss you, and I feel like perhaps your words were not meant for me. Admittedly a few months ago I came across something that completely...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F Dec 5

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    Leave behind the tears, the pain, the hardness....cruel words when they were felt at the time needed, which was too many a time, and never cared of their damages, never cared of...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    hey wanna chat? add me on gmail! omgxxemg@gmail.com cant wait to chat about all the naughty things that make me wet and make you hard!
    lizzieinpink lizzieinpink 18-21, F 38 mins ago

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    Ok so I just want to say a BIG shout out to those EP friends of mine to say a Thank you for being you and to say also a MASSIVE thank you for your advice and support regarding my...
    xxSTEVE7xx xxSTEVE7xx 31-35, M 7 Responses Nov 22

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    "Wicked Games"Chris IsaakThe world was on fire and no one could save me but you.It's strange what desire will make foolish people do.I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F Dec 3

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    A true friend I met on EP (thanks you) sent me this Clifton StrengthsFinder test for free. I now know what my dominate abilities are capable of and also what I needed to STOP doing...
    Jennerrous Jennerrous 36-40, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Congratulations you've taken a hold of my mind. You've slowly, but surely inched your way into every corner. It's cute, really, because I know that I scare the living **** out of...
    Soltanto Soltanto 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    Words are not enough to penetrate small, stubborn minds, so we must use rebellion. Words will not make the selfish sympathetic but rebellion will scare them into giving in. It is...
    kbeary kbeary 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 30

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    As the world changes, people change. But it seems like it changes for the worse. Technology is growing day by day. People's thoughts and minds are also changing as fast as...
    BenzitaMckinley BenzitaMckinley 22-25, F Dec 2

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    0) If you understand why I started with zero, we will be instantly friends. 1) I truly believe that knowledge is power. 2) No one would guess that I was a nerd by looking at me...
    JadedUnicorn JadedUnicorn 26-30, F Dec 6

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    Beautiful. It’s a powerful word, one not thrown around as frivolously as hot, pretty or any of the hundreds of words used to describe women, debasing their worth to nothing more...
    MzPhoenix MzPhoenix 31-35, F 6 Responses Dec 12

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    Before you add me to your circle, you must know a few things about me. First and foremost is that my name does not lie. I am, and always have been the blasphemous optimist. If...
    TheBlasphemousOptimist TheBlasphemousOptimist 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    You know what makes everything different? And what makes people give up on the love they had once shown towards you? Your words. It's ironic how you had once given them so much...
    Xyanii Xyanii 22-25, F Nov 22

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    1) I am sixteen. 2) I am from England. 3) I am female. 4) I love babies. 5) I know some pretty weird things. 6) I am very emotional. Damn hormones. 7) I dislike swearing. 8) I...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 16-17, F 5 Responses Nov 22

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    "Three Cheers For Five Years" I swear that you don't have to go I thought we could wait for the fireworks I thought we could wait for the snow To wash over Georgia and kill the...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F Nov 25

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    It all started with a simple glance. In the beginning of the year I'm sitting in Health and I'm a signed a spot I look around the room and see the back if this extremely cute guy...
    IsabellaLynn77 IsabellaLynn77 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    I have a few poems but i have had people tell me that they aren't poems. This is one of my poems The tears rolling down her face as she makes those deep gashes in her arm. She...
    mylife1998 mylife1998 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    I wanted to describe myself but I don't know how, so instead I used a hetalian paste up thing. I'll do more. The Allies America (Alfred F. Jones) You love hamburgers (x) You...
    AlabasterFrog AlabasterFrog 13-15 Nov 23

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    If only I could read minds. How do you come back from disappointment, betrayal, and just plain stupidity and trust the world. TRUST WORDS. And what happens when actions don't...
    ember23 ember23 26-30, F 8 Responses Dec 1

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    Hearts rekindling---At that instant there was a pause-as if time itself had ceased to think for a few seconds- leaving a lapse in recorded time.  And then it  resumed...
    Elandra77 Elandra77 56-60 1 Response Dec 2

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    I’ve learned-that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them.I’ve learned-that no matter how much I care...
    Girlwithbrains Girlwithbrains 18-21, F 11 Responses Dec 6

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    "Hollow"ThresholdNever found me a reason whyall I saw was a hollow skydid I set my sights too highto find a path before meI dreamt of shooting starsI travelled out so fartried to...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F Dec 8