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    Assholeliptakis

    Term used for brown nosers and *** kissers who suck up to anyone in every way!!!
    Spitbak Spitbak 41-45, M Oct 15, 2011

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    Dikilititis

    Dikilititis-The mutation of the male genital anatomy!(Hook ****,when ones scrotum becomes shaped exactly like a hook!)
    Spitbak Spitbak 41-45, M Nov 27, 2013

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    Craplication

    A software program for business use, usually web-based, that times out when you forget about it, losing everything you typed into it.
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Apr 14, 2011

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    Aquaticaphobia

    Where one has a phobia against filters and drains in pools.I actually suffer from this.
    ElectricDuck ElectricDuck 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 22, 2011

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