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    Assholeliptakis

    Term used for brown nosers and *** kissers who suck up to anyone in every way!!!
    Spitbak Spitbak 41-45, M Oct 15, 2011

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    Dikilititis

    Dikilititis-The mutation of the male genital anatomy!(Hook ****,when ones scrotum becomes shaped exactly like a hook!)
    Spitbak Spitbak 41-45, M Nov 27, 2013

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    Craplication

    A software program for business use, usually web-based, that times out when you forget about it, losing everything you typed into it.
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 1 Response Apr 14, 2011

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    Aquaticaphobia

    Where one has a phobia against filters and drains in pools.I actually suffer from this.
    ElectricDuck ElectricDuck 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 22, 2011

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    About two months ago I was in a town about an hour away and went to Macy's and when I walked by the makeup counter there was a beautiful woman doing a lady's makeup well I said ok...
    pmgurl pmgurl 51-55 11 Responses a week ago

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    hey guys how's everyone. do want make new friend, i am waiting
    mitaly mitaly 16-17, F 10 Responses Mar 7

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    Today my boyfriend told me that one day he wants to be able to call me his wife. He's said and I quote "I want to make you my wife so that I can wake up next to you every day and...
    Loislane29 Loislane29 22-25, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Ba, I'm sorry. Sorry for everything. Ever since you got full custody of me at the age of 12, I've been giving you such a hard time. I was close to you before all that. I was "daddy...
    SleepyRose22 SleepyRose22 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    1- I was born in England 2- I now live in Australia 3- Tokyo is my favourite city in the world 4- nothing makes me madder than homophobia 5- I work in the dental industry 6- I had...
    amandajanee amandajanee 18-21, F 4 hrs ago

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    i really want to help poor people , i have seen people dying because of no food , no clothes and bcoz of dieseases and i feel really very bad abt. it , bcoz we all people in this...
    dieseldrumm dieseldrumm 22-25, M 6 hrs ago

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    You said, if it's meant to be, fate will bring us back two years later. For a second I wondered if you were really that naive, if you really believed fate worked like that, as if...
    capitalbreeze capitalbreeze 18-21, F 37 mins ago

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    Such a Loving Person As You Are I love your kind nature, Your cheerful words, my friend, Your song of love vibrates And resounds within my heart Your charming wit, your smiles...
    dragonfang dragonfang 51-55, M Mar 6

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    On August 19, 2003, Jesus said: "I wish to speak to you today about love. I am all love. All love is Me. My children of this world must learn about love again, because, for many...
    ForLove ForLove 46-50, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    "the waiting game" a waiting room the rain outside the single small window gives aspects to the room of comfort a woman sits next to me her phone makes water droplet sounds as she...
    mudmen mudmen 51-55 Mar 10

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    I would love to make some friends here...I don't really have that many in life, maybe just a handful or less...I guess it's because I do not use the word freely...being a friend to...
    Micky7288 Micky7288 56-60, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    First things first: I love comments. Everyone loves, when people reads their stuff. So if you manage to read all this, please let me know what you think. Thanks. Sometimes I'm...
    Peachh Peachh 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 8

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    I believe that I'm in a state of depression. I have so many feelings bottled up inside of me but put on a fake smile to let everyone think that I'm okay. I have not cried since my...
    Plasg2012 Plasg2012 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 12

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    So, a friend of mine made a list like this, which made me want to make a list of my own. I agreed on some of hers, and I'll just add mine. So, here goes. :P 1. Don't talk to me if...
    RhinosaurusRex RhinosaurusRex 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 21

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    i'm roughly about 117 pounds and i want to be skinnier. i always feel fat and my mom makes it a million times worse. i remember when we were in line at the grocery store and right...
    randomgirl42 randomgirl42 18-21, F 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    just a heads up my spelling is not the greatest nor is my grammar so please be easy xP. my entire life it has been so easy for me to find the greatness in others and bring it out...
    Lugelogistics93 Lugelogistics93 18-21, M Mar 3

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    Sometimes I just gaze into the mirror, staring back at my reflection. As I look into my eyes all I can see is hurt and pain, misery caused by myself and to myself, as if the life...
    lisa2047 lisa2047 13-15, F Mar 4

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    I need to vent and at the same time formulate an open letter to admins of EP as all the members here. It is now or never. EP is falling apart. I happen to know you had warnings...
    TheOneYouDontWantToKnow TheOneYouDontWantToKnow 41-45, F 6 Responses Mar 12

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    I don't dream often. but when I do----------------------I really do not dream much anymore- OK-that is that I rememebr anyway. I am too old to believe in fairy tale endings, prince...
    Elandra77 Elandra77 56-60 4 Responses Mar 17

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    Idk, but it really ****** me off when people say they are like too fat/too skinny or want to lose/gain weight...but do nothing about it. Like, dude, you are not going to become...
    TheArtisticOne TheArtisticOne 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 18

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    I've never wanted to cause any hurt to anyone, which can cause all sorts of problems and often do more harm than good to the individual I'm trying to protect. It isn't humble at...
    LostInCode LostInCode 26-30, M 2 Responses Mar 19

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    Will you still be here this time next year asking the same masks trying to grow through stolen words in this artificial reality? Or will you go out and make your own words and...
    R0GUE R0GUE 31-35, F Mar 7

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    I regret every person that I have let feel anything for me. I regret every hand that I have held. Every sweet/sharp word I have read or heard or left behind. They were weapons in...
    Theaudienceofdeath Theaudienceofdeath 70+, F 3 Responses Mar 15

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    I don't wanna fight no more Only wanna get to shore Baby don't slam the door tonight We ran another off the tracks That's time we can't get back We can save tomorrow if we try...
    lavendersea lavendersea 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 3

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    How can one find words to express how one feels? I can't.. Not today. Mostly the words would flow and I'd write them to express what I was feeling, but today, nothing.. And how can...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 6

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    I'm so so close to this... But it seems even with these things, we won't be in a relationship for some time. But this week, we're together. He flew me thousands of miles to him...
    prettyprude prettyprude 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 9

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    You are the very piece that makes me whole. Two souls melded into one. Time merely stands still when your heart touches mine. I am utterly mesmerized by you and all that you are...
    Loverofpeace Loverofpeace 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 19

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    Let me hear you sing, Those wonderful words. Write to me a song, And put my heart at ease. You think of me as if I were a Queen, But I have no kingdom, To rule or dwell in. The...
    zonus zonus 31-35, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    The End Its over, and it’s something I can't take. Maybe the bar is set too high, cos its a height I cant make. I tried my best. But I failed that test. Now here I am, back at...
    DGSteele DGSteele 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    12 Truths About Defensive Behavior - BY LINDA CARROLL Here are 12 truths about defensiveness — what it is and why it happens — that can help us better understand this self...
    imurfriend imurfriend 26-30, F Mar 5

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    Why would our childern Ever be the things that we are not? The world around us can not be changed With a simple thought It's your duty to be a soldier Or to DIE if you haven't...
    Societykilledateenager Societykilledateenager 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 9

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    WHAT DOES A “JEALOUS” GOD MEAN? (Except From “God Loves You” by Dr. David Jeremiah) The second Commandment “…You shall not make for yourself a carved image…you...
    jburns1947 jburns1947 61-65, F Mar 10

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    On August 20, 2003, Jesus said: "Today I speak to you about unity. There is great disunity in the world. This disunity has permeated most modern life, but I speak in a particular...
    ForLove ForLove 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    When I get bored I sit around looking at words and count the letters. It's weird but I do it constantly. If the word does not count up to an even number it sort of makes me mad...
    WhisperingGrass WhisperingGrass 16-17, F Mar 6

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    I would tell you that I have not tried to ignore you but you would say "those are just words." I would try to show you that my actions have always spoken louder than words but you...
    Saylowman Saylowman 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 8

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    I CRINGE when I hear PROZAC and you have been on it for more then 2 years!!! I encourage anyone who has been on or currently on PROZAC to read this book... PROZAC BACKLASH...
    CrowWoman CrowWoman 51-55, F Mar 8

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    Do you ever think of me, when you lie? Lie down in your bed, your bed of lies And I knew better, than to look in your eyes They only pretend, you will be mine And you know how...
    kinkysexybabe kinkysexybabe 36-40, F 3 Responses Mar 10

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    To be scolded at first thing in the morning and lastly before bed... To be put on the back burner to tv, friends, and alcohol... To never get even a 99 cent or handmade card on...
    snm1991 snm1991 22-25, F 9 Responses Mar 11