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    Weapons ...

    Love as a sword. Humor as a shield.
    juliegirlie juliegirlie
    41-45, M
    1 Response Jul 17, 2011

    An Old One : The New Maid.....

    A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid.", answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm .... she's...
    juliegirlie juliegirlie
    41-45, M
    2 Responses May 25, 2011
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 20, 2015

    New message... User: Hey.

    How are you? Me: I am good in bed. User: Really? Me: I am good. In bed. Oops. Sorry I skipped my period.
    iCuriousBabe iCuriousBabe
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Nov 16, 2015

    User, male, 22-25, sends me an unsolicited

    message: 'U look hot on thighs.' (Right, you should see me on my knees, too.)
    iCuriousBabe iCuriousBabe
    41-45, F
    8 Responses Aug 6, 2015
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