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I Want To Pee On A Guys Lap

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 614 People

    Pee On Me!!!

    Any girl can **** while sitting on me!
    mtlwetting mtlwetting 36-40, M May 12, 2012

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    Anyone Want To Do This

    I live in pa and would love for a girl to pee and or poop while sitting on me. Please message me if interested. Thanks
    ty4402 ty4402 18-21, M Mar 18, 2013

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    My Story Of How I Peed On A Guys Lap

    I went from the club to "home" with some hookup guy i found at the club. We were main out for awhile then I pulled away and smirked as realized i haven’t peed since this morning and it was night time now, i shifted around in him lap so i was sitting on his groin and we started...
    PeeIsAturnON PeeIsAturnON 18-21, F 16 Responses Jun 1, 2011

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    Mickaljr Mickaljr 22-25, M Dec 31, 2013

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    Plus Size Girl So You Better Be Strong.

    I am on the large size ( 42in waste 54in chest) so my blader holds quite a bit. Would love to sit on a guys lap while he is desperate to pee. All he can do is wiggle under me as I sit facing him and pee threw my pants and his. After I finish he loses all controle and starts...
    thehiddenme thehiddenme 31-35, F 19 Responses Jun 24, 2012

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    Wet Crotch

    so i was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were making out when he began to lift my micro mini skirt and spank me lightly and i was wearing a thong so it kinda stung and i felt the need to pee so i went to get up and wallk to the toliet when he grabbed my waist and pulled me...
    ibmallgirl ibmallgirl 18-21 8 Responses Jun 6, 2011

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    I Want To Be Peed On By A Girl So Bad.

    I would do anything to have a girl pee on me. I would return the favor with anything she liked.
    racer8338 racer8338 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 27, 2012

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    I wish!!

    Hey again!! :) Well again this one's about my boyfriend at the time.... It's fictional because I guess it's something that I wished had happened lmfao We decided that we'd go to a secret park out by my house. So we were holding hands walking around the park when I started getting...
    shygirl324 shygirl324 18-21 15 Responses Sep 7, 2012

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    Pee On My Lap

    If your female , you may pee on my lap :)
    peepee30 peepee30 22-25, M Nov 24, 2011

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    I've only been able to do it once.

    I want to do it again. █I loved it.
    LittleStain LittleStain 18-21, F 7 Responses Oct 9

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    Well, I don't but I want to find a girl in the

    Dallas or North Texas area who does. Come on girls, it's erotic and fun, younger is even more fun :)
    mrtexasguy mrtexasguy 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 25

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    Feeling The Need To Do It Today

    I have always fantasized peeing, while sitting on guys lap but had never done it till I got married. I come from a conservative family and even after my marriage I never had the nerve to tell my hubby about this fantasy. But to my surprise, my hubby disclosed his fantasy for...
    atastyv atastyv 36-40, F 8 Responses May 4, 2012

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    While Facing Him

    I want to see every reaction his face makes while im peeing on him.  If he wants to slap me, then he can and see how i react.  If he wants to spit or belch in my mouth, he could do that too.  Bite, nibble, or pinch my nipples and slap my breasts.  And he could even **** on...
    kinkyfemme kinkyfemme 26-30 6 Responses Oct 10, 2011

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    Ahh - Hmmm,,,

    Well no - no story - I don't actually want to pee on a guy's lap - I'd like a woman to pee on mine, just joined to read a few fun stories....
    poopypantsmike poopypantsmike 56-60, M Nov 21, 2012

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    Looking..

    I need to find a man who will let me straddle him on his lap and let me wet through my panties all over his pants.
    hot2trot24 hot2trot24 22-25, F 50 Responses May 25, 2013

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    I Love Getting Peed On!

    Over the past few years I have slowly introduced my girlfriend to the joys of pee and wet sex. About six months ago we were drinking and decided that we wanted to have wet sex. I wanted her to pee on my lap and she obliged. We set a piece of plastic on the floor and a towel on...
    FetishOne FetishOne 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 20, 2011

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    Want Somebody To Do Tjwt To Me

    I had a girl that did that I want another one
    guitarsnamps guitarsnamps 18-21, M Feb 4, 2013

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    My Lap..your Toilet:)

    Any girl out there who would love to sit on my lap & pee you are welcomed:)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 20, 2012

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    Club

    It had been a couple of years since I had been to the beach. Each time I go I always enjoy a trip to the one of the local ***** clubs. I had never been to the club before during December. Before when I went they were always very busy but this time the place was almost empty..even...
    shneiderin shneiderin 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 26, 2012

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    Sometime I Do It On My Bf

    Sometime I pee in my short pant on his lap because he scare me saying his gona spank me, so I get spank right there untill I poo too
    Roxannegam Roxannegam 22-25, F 30 Responses Feb 18, 2011

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    I was at my hotel room last week

    and arranged for a girl I was chatting to on another website to come over. After a bit of spanking and some other play she said she needed to pee. I got a chair and put her on my lap and tickled her, and when she couldn't go started rubbing her ****. Then I felt it, her wet pee...
    mrtexasguy mrtexasguy 41-45, M Jul 30

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    I might get the chance to tomorrow.

    Not sure if I can but I'll try.
    iwetmypants4fun iwetmypants4fun 26-30, F 10 Responses 1 day ago

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    I Have Done It Once

    I have tried to pee on a guys lap only one time and it was such a nice experience. It happened two years ago when i was visiting a client a his house. We were sitting in his sofa and i was sitting on his lap wearing a short short skirt. He was fingering me in my *** as i suddenly...
    LLadyboy LLadyboy 18-21, T 4 Responses Feb 5, 2011

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    Hotsprings Nite

    my ex and i were at a popular hotsprings one nighht. i forget how it came up but i was sitting on a bench, and she was sitting on my lap facing me. she said she wanted to pee on me. i said o.k. let's do it. she looked around and released her pee on my lap. she bragged about how...
    g4play g4play 31-35, M Apr 4, 2013

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    Has This Ever Happened To You?

    Have you ever been knocked UNCONSCIOUS, FAINTED, or PASSED OUT and Wet yourself while you were Unconscious?? If You Have, take some of my polls... These are REAL POLLS, for ALL Ages, to assist me in a study so Please Take Part, and Tell Your Friends to Take Part too! Thanks. For...
    kinkyboi67 kinkyboi67 41-45, M Sep 28, 2012

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    A Great Fantasy

    It's my fantasy to have a girl in a short skirt or dress sit astride my lap, facing me, with her skirt hitched up high so that, looking down, we can both see her panties. She lifts up a little and, with a sigh, lets go into her panties, wetting herself into my lap. When she...
    BiTvDeeUK BiTvDeeUK 56-60, T 3 Responses Jan 27, 2011

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    Long Time Dream

    I would love to find a girl or girls to do this for me. I would like it even more if they got turned on doing it, because this is a big turn on for me. Her in her sexy panties and me in my paints, atleast until after the pee! HOT
    4pservice 4pservice 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 9, 2011

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    Anytime Anywhere

    I would love to have a woman just release her full bladder right on my lap, could be anywhere, dinner, a movie, at home, in the park, in the car, etc.. Just name a time and place, and what you want me to wear and I will be there. I can't promise that I won't be fondling you...
    IcemanM IcemanM 26-30, M Sep 5, 2012

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    My Date

    I would love to go out to a fancy restaurant. Then end the night with you peeing in my lap. I would massage you and slowly undress and clean you up...Im serious about this if you want to chat with me or meet me. I will be in chicago
    odin5461 odin5461 22-25, M Jan 24, 2012

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    Done It A Few Times

    I have been fortunate enough to have gotten to do this quite a few times, and I'd love to do it again! Need a guy though!
    betterthanyourgirl betterthanyourgirl 31-35, F 16 Responses Sep 27, 2011

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    Holiday

    I was on holiday with my boyfriend and we'd been out drinking quite a lot of beer. When we got back to our room we were pretty horny and we started making out and getting naked. I asked him if I could pee on him and he agreed. We went into the bathroom and he sat down on the...
    Nobananas Nobananas 31-35 1 Response Oct 28, 2012

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    I Want To Pee On A Guys Lap

    I have fantasies about sitting on my boyfriends lap (both fully clothed) on a hot summer night ... somewhere nice and dark but still public .. and squirming with desperation until I can hold it no longer. I'd put my hand between my legs to try and stop it, but if it got too...
    ladybird63 ladybird63 46-50, F 11 Responses Sep 19, 2011

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    Female's Hit Me Up.

    If there are any female's living in the Bay City, Michigan area, who would like to do this on my lap just let me know. ; )
    xavier666232 xavier666232 26-30, M Jun 15, 2011

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    Has This Ever Happened To Anyone?

    Have You Ever Been Knocked Unconscious, and when you come round, you find that you had Pissed or Pooped Yourself?? Even If You Were Just Knocked Unconscious and Did Not Pee or Poop, PLEASE Still take my polls! I am Conducting a Study of the Subject. For Anyone Who Has Been...
    kinkyboi67 kinkyboi67 41-45, M Jun 25, 2012

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    My Fantasy

    We'd meet up in a park, during a lovely sunny day. Full water bottles, we'd walk around, making sure to stay VERY well hydrated. Get to know each other a bit, get a bit excited about these things that we will do that are so, so dirty. We'd get back to your place. You'd sit down...
    Wolf531 Wolf531 18-21, F 5 Responses Apr 22, 2013

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    In Alberta

    are there any girls around Calgary who are into this? my ex from a few years ago used to do this and I've missed it so much since then.
    silver7 silver7 22-25, M Feb 12, 2013

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    New York M Seeks F For Dirty Things

    looking for a female to **** and fart on me. located on long island but i can travel
    sbermun sbermun 22-25, M Jan 17, 2012

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    I'd Lov a Girl To Pee On My Lap In The U.k.?

    I Would Love a Girl To Pee On My Lap in the U.K.! Any Takers For a Casual No Strings Meet or 2??
    kinkyboi67 kinkyboi67 41-45, M May 14, 2012

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    Australian Fantasy?

    I would love to sit on a guy's lap, on a couch, or a bed, facing him with my legs wrapped around him, him wearing jeans and me wearing tight pink boyshorts, rubbing myself against his large, rock-hard ***** that I can feel through his jeans, while bursting to pee, letting out...
    Wolf531 Wolf531 18-21, F 10 Responses May 12, 2013

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    Guy With A Dry Lap In S/e Of Scotland

    I am more than willing to accomidate any female who wants this fantasy to come true, I am from the South East of Scotland, I am friendly and discrete. I would be very happy to participate :-) x
    beebob86 beebob86 22-25, M Oct 10, 2011

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    RamyaAirHostess RamyaAirHostess 26-30, F 1 Response Sep 25

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    MickxLove MickxLove 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I've changed my profile pic to one of myself. I'll be changing it back to a random pic soon. I am a little uncomfortable with people seeing me on here, I don't want someone I know...
    Bubblesxxxx Bubblesxxxx 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 11

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    I literally just woke up out of my sleep crying, angry, hurt and confused about this nightmare. The first part of my dream was kind of weird. I was with some guy who was famous...
    momofuno momofuno 26-30, F 2 hrs ago

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    Guys, even though you're not that good looking, some girls would still actually prefer to be with the company of someone who's funny to talk to rather than guys who are hot but too...
    altec1243 altec1243 22-25, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    msunique1989 msunique1989 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    I guess I always been more mature than my peers if my age, and they really never understood why I thought the way I did. But when I started getting more interested into older guys...
    UnkmeptGirl000 UnkmeptGirl000 16-17, F 6 Responses Oct 15

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    I have been sitting down to urinate for years now. At least when at home or over someone else's home. I find it more relaxing and I empty my bladder better that way. It might not...
    Sam1189 Sam1189 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    As a small business owner, you probably know there is no such thing as a perfectly smooth product roll out. Combined with that, you are also sure to wind up with unexpected...
    edr567 edr567 26-30, M Oct 3

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    On the first day of school when the teacher puts everyone in groups like a pro dumbass, but you know no one in that one specific class so when he says "raise your hand if you don't...
    AnUnknownOne AnUnknownOne 13-15, M 8 hrs ago

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    Random4Life101 Random4Life101 18-21, M 3 Responses Oct 6

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    My name is Angela and I'm looking to have some pee fun with someone or some people. Message or comment the storyline you want to use. 1. We're driving home from a fun night at a...
    catlover7187 catlover7187 22-25, F 8 Responses Oct 3