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I Want To Pee On A Guys Lap

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    Anytime Anywhere - I would love to have a woman just release her full bladder right on my lap, could be anywhere, dinner, a movie, at home, in the park, in the car, etc.. Just name...
    IcemanM IcemanM 26-30, M Sep 5, 2012

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    Done It A Few Times - I have been fortunate enough to have gotten to do this quite a few times, and I'd love to do it again! Need a guy though!
    betterthanyourgirl betterthanyourgirl 31-35, F 16 Responses Sep 27, 2011

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    In Alberta - are there any girls around Calgary who are into this? my ex from a few years ago used to do this and I've missed it so much since then.
    silver7 silver7 22-25, M Feb 12, 2013

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    Well, I don't but I want to find a girl in the Dallas or North Texas area who does. Come on girls, it's erotic and fun, younger is even more fun :)
    mrtexasguy mrtexasguy 41-45, M Mar 25

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    Pee On My Lap - If your female , you may pee on my lap :)
    peepee30 peepee30 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 24, 2011

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    A Great Fantasy - It's my fantasy to have a girl in a short skirt or dress sit astride my lap, facing me, with her skirt hitched up high so that, looking down, we can both see her...
    BiTvDeeUK BiTvDeeUK 56-60, T 3 Responses Jan 27, 2011

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    Hotsprings Nite - my ex and i were at a popular hotsprings one nighht. i forget how it came up but i was sitting on a bench, and she was sitting on my lap facing me. she said she...
    g4play g4play 31-35, M Apr 4, 2013

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    Club - It had been a couple of years since I had been to the beach. Each time I go I always enjoy a trip to the one of the local ***** clubs. I had never been to the club before...
    shneiderin shneiderin 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 26, 2012

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    New York M Seeks F For Dirty Things - looking for a female to **** and fart on me. located on long island but i can travel
    sbermun sbermun 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 17, 2012

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    Has This Ever Happened To Anyone? - Have You Ever Been Knocked Unconscious, and when you come round, you find that you had Pissed or Pooped Yourself?? Even If You Were Just Knocked...
    kinkyboi67 kinkyboi67 41-45, M Jun 25, 2012

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    I wuld love for a girl just to straddle me down and pee all over me
    Mickaljr Mickaljr 18-21, M Dec 31, 2013

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    In Wi - Im ready, if your ready. Looking for a girl in WI to pee on my lap
    hounddog88 hounddog88 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 20, 2012

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    My Story Of How I Peed On A Guys Lap - I went from the club to "home" with some hookup guy i found at the club. We were main out for awhile then I pulled away and smirked as...
    PeeIsAturnON PeeIsAturnON 18-21, F 19 Responses Jun 1, 2011

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    Australian Fantasy? - I would love to sit on a guy's lap, on a couch, or a bed, facing him with my legs wrapped around him, him wearing jeans and me wearing tight pink boyshorts...
    Wolf531 Wolf531 18-21, F 9 Responses May 12, 2013

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    Looking.. - I need to find a man who will let me straddle him on his lap and let me wet through my panties all over his pants.
    hot2trot24 hot2trot24 22-25, F 38 Responses May 25, 2013

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    Ahh - Hmmm,,, - Well no - no story - I don't actually want to pee on a guy's lap - I'd like a woman to pee on mine, just joined to read a few fun stories....
    poopypantsmike poopypantsmike 56-60, M Nov 21, 2012

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    Plus Size Girl So You Better Be Strong. - I am on the large size ( 42in waste 54in chest) so my blader holds quite a bit. Would love to sit on a guys lap while he is desperate to...
    thehiddenme thehiddenme 31-35, F 15 Responses Jun 24, 2012

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    Long Time Dream - I would love to find a girl or girls to do this for me. I would like it even more if they got turned on doing it, because this is a big turn on for me. Her in her...
    4pservice 4pservice 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 9, 2011

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    Guy With A Dry Lap In S/e Of Scotland - I am more than willing to accomidate any female who wants this fantasy to come true, I am from the South East of Scotland, I am friendly and...
    beebob86 beebob86 22-25, M Oct 10, 2011

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    I wish!! - Hey again!! :) Well again this one's about my boyfriend at the time.... It's fictional because I guess it's something that I wished had happened lmfao We decided that we...
    shygirl324 shygirl324 18-21 12 Responses Sep 7, 2012

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    My Lap..your Toilet:) - Any girl out there who would love to sit on my lap & pee you are welcomed:)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 20, 2012

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    Anyone Want To Do This - I live in pa and would love for a girl to pee and or poop while sitting on me. Please message me if interested. Thanks
    ty4402 ty4402 18-21, M Mar 18, 2013

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    Feeling The Need To Do It Today - I have always fantasized peeing, while sitting on guys lap but had never done it till I got married. I come from a conservative family and even...
    atastyv atastyv 36-40, F 9 Responses May 4, 2012

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    Sometime I Do It On My Bf - Sometime I pee in my short pant on his lap because he scare me saying his gona spank me, so I get spank right there untill I poo too
    Roxannegam Roxannegam 22-25, F 34 Responses Feb 18, 2011

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    I'd Lov a Girl To Pee On My Lap In The U.k.? - I Would Love a Girl To Pee On My Lap in the U.K.! Any Takers For a Casual No Strings Meet or 2??
    kinkyboi67 kinkyboi67 41-45, M May 14, 2012

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    Holiday - I was on holiday with my boyfriend and we'd been out drinking quite a lot of beer. When we got back to our room we were pretty horny and we started making out and getting...
    Nobananas Nobananas 31-35 1 Response Oct 28, 2012

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    Female's Hit Me Up. - If there are any female's living in the Bay City, Michigan area, who would like to do this on my lap just let me know. ; )
    xavier666232 xavier666232 26-30, M Jun 15, 2011

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    Wet Crotch - so i was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were making out when he began to lift my micro mini skirt and spank me lightly and i was wearing a thong so it kinda stung...
    ibmallgirl ibmallgirl 18-21 10 Responses Jun 6, 2011

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    I Love Getting Peed On! - Over the past few years I have slowly introduced my girlfriend to the joys of pee and wet sex. About six months ago we were drinking and decided that we...
    FetishOne FetishOne 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 20, 2011

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    Has This Ever Happened To You? - Have you ever been knocked UNCONSCIOUS, FAINTED, or PASSED OUT and Wet yourself while you were Unconscious?? If You Have, take some of my polls...
    kinkyboi67 kinkyboi67 41-45, M Sep 28, 2012

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    I Have Done It Once - I have tried to pee on a guys lap only one time and it was such a nice experience. It happened two years ago when i was visiting a client a his house. We were...
    LLadyboy LLadyboy 18-21, T 5 Responses Feb 5, 2011

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    My Fantasy - We'd meet up in a park, during a lovely sunny day. Full water bottles, we'd walk around, making sure to stay VERY well hydrated. Get to know each other a bit, get a...
    Wolf531 Wolf531 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 22, 2013

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    While Facing Him - I want to see every reaction his face makes while im peeing on him.  If he wants to slap me, then he can and see how i react.  If he wants to spit or belch...
    kinkyfemme kinkyfemme 26-30 6 Responses Oct 10, 2011

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    Pee - on any part of me please!!!
    stakersfuc stakersfuc 22-25 1 Response May 20, 2011

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    Want Somebody To Do Tjwt To Me - I had a girl that did that I want another one
    guitarsnamps guitarsnamps 18-21, M Feb 4, 2013

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    Anyone In Or Near Wales Want To Try This? - I would love to find a girl to pee in my lap someday!
    DavidiSRm DavidiSRm 36-40, M Aug 28, 2011

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    I Want To Be Peed On By A Girl So Bad. - I would do anything to have a girl pee on me. I would return the favor with anything she liked.
    racer8338 racer8338 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 27, 2012

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    I Want To Pee On A Guys Lap - I have fantasies about sitting on my boyfriends lap (both fully clothed) on a hot summer night ... somewhere nice and dark but still public .. and...
    ladybird63 ladybird63 46-50, F 9 Responses Sep 19, 2011

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    Pee On Me!!! - Any girl can **** while sitting on me!
    mtlwetting mtlwetting 36-40, M May 12, 2012

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    Pee - On mine please! I'd love the feeling!
    stakersfuc stakersfuc 22-25 3 Responses Nov 21, 2011

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    My Date - I would love to go out to a fancy restaurant. Then end the night with you peeing in my lap. I would massage you and slowly undress and clean you up...Im serious about...
    odin5461 odin5461 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 24, 2012

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    I have posted this before but I can share it again. I was sitting on my couch and I had to pee super bad! I stood up and started peeing. And I felt so good. But it got all down my...
    loveylaura loveylaura 26-30, F 4 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I was just in traffic and I had to pee BAD. I decided to just sit there and let it go. It got on my seat but it was comfortable and an emergency. I just got home so I wouldn't have...
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    Every time I talk to a girl I like she always talks about how guys are cruel and all they think about is sex. It really ticks me off when girls generalize guys like that...
    snowman9 snowman9 16-17, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    1. I have never truly forgiven someone before, time doesn't really fade the things in my head. 2. It takes me a long time before I can show you my true self, but I freely tell you...
    Qwerkyqwerty Qwerkyqwerty 16-17, F 1 hr ago

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    I don't. There are good guys out there, Ladies and Gents. It's just that they're not what we want them to look like more than 90% of the time (at least in my case).I've been around...
    EmotionalPrincess EmotionalPrincess 22-25, F Apr 4

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    OMG YESSS!!!!! Let's go shoppinnnggg!!!! Ohhhhhh. Sleep over!! Screw diamonds a gay guys a girls best friend. U can just talk about other guys. Hmm I need a gay friend.
    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F 7 hrs ago

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    Tall guys make me feel dominated. What a turn-on. I'm 5"8 and it would seem tall guys are a myth in my town :(
    sdb1987 sdb1987 26-30, F 4 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    i was 17. i told my step mom i wanted to be a model and enter the beauty pageant. she said we would see. the next week was my sister party. she was having a party and her and her...
    loverboy758 loverboy758 18-21, M 7 hrs ago