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    May all your troubles last

    as long as your New Year's resolutions. Joey Adams
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    Jan 4, 2016

    Blessed is the season

    which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love! Hamilton Wright Mabie
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    1 Response Dec 14, 2015

    One of the signs of passing youth is the birth

    of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. Virginia Woolf
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    Dec 13, 2015

    The first thing is to love your sport.

    Never do it to please someone else. It has to be yours. Peggy Fleming
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    Dec 12, 2015

    It's amazing what ordinary people can do

    if they set out without preconceived notions. Charles F. Kettering
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    Dec 12, 2015

    A real patriot is the fellow

    who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. Bill Vaughan
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    Dec 7, 2015
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    Dec 2, 2015

    A thankful heart is not only the greatest

    virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues. Cicero
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    Nov 29, 2015

    Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.

    That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway
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    Nov 27, 2015

    Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down

    feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. Michael Dresser
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    Nov 25, 2015

    We can only be said to be alive in those moments

    when our hearts are conscious of our treasures. Thornton Wilder
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    Nov 24, 2015

    Before we work on artificial intelligence

    why don't we do something about natural stupidity? Steve Polyak
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    Nov 23, 2015

    When buying a used car,

    punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot. Larry Lujack
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    2 Responses Nov 22, 2015
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    Nov 18, 2015
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    2 Responses Nov 9, 2015

    With the past, I have nothing to do;

    nor with the future. I live now. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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    Nov 5, 2015

    Music is everybody's possession.

    It's only publishers who think that people own it. John Lennon
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    Nov 4, 2015
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    Nov 3, 2015

    A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can

    always depend on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw
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    Oct 30, 2015

    It's okay to be fat. So you're fat.

    Just be fat and shut up about it. Roseanne Barr
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    Oct 29, 2015

    When I stand before God at the end of my life,

    I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me." Erma Bombeck
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    Oct 28, 2015
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    Oct 27, 2015

    For anyone who lives in the oak-and-maple area

    of New England there is a perennial temptation to plunge into a purple sea of adjectives about October. Hal Borland
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    1 Response Oct 26, 2015

    If one morning I walked on top of the water

    across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." Lyndon B. Johnson
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    Oct 19, 2015

    A family is a unit composed

    not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold Ogden Nash
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    Oct 16, 2015

    I personally believe we developed language

    because of our deep inner need to complain. Jane Wagner
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    Oct 13, 2015

    Adam and Eve had many advantages,

    but the principal one was that they escaped teething. Mark Twain
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    Oct 12, 2015

    When you believe in a thing,

    believe in it all the way, implicitly and unquestionable. Walt Disney
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    Oct 11, 2015

    If a man had as many ideas during the day

    as he does when he has insomnia, he'd make a fortune. Griff Niblack
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    Oct 10, 2015

    Every man has a sane spot somewhere.

    Robert Louis Stevenson
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    1 Response Oct 8, 2015

    Always borrow money from a pessimist.

    He won't expect it back. Liz Carpenter
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    Oct 6, 2015

    Some people say funny things,

    but I say things funny. Don Rickles
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    Oct 2, 2015

    There cannot be a crisis next week.

    My schedule is already full. Henry Kissinger
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    Oct 1, 2015

    Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny,

    but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve Martin
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    Sep 30, 2015
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    1 Response Sep 29, 2015

    This suspense is terrible.

    I hope it will last. Oscar Wilde
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    Sep 28, 2015

    F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote: “Life starts

    all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.”
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    Sep 27, 2015

    There is no such thing

    as an ugly woman. Vincent Van Gogh
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    Sep 26, 2015

    Hypocrite: the man who murdered

    both his parents... pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan. Abraham Lincoln
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    1 Response Sep 25, 2015
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    Sep 24, 2015

    What a lot we lost when we stopped writing

    letters. You can't reread a phone call. Liz Carpenter
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    Sep 23, 2015

    Sometimes it's worse to win a fight

    than to lose. Billie Holiday
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    Sep 22, 2015

    Once you choose hope,

    anything's possible. Christopher Reeve
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    Sep 21, 2015

    It is not well for a man to pray cream

    and live skim milk.. Henry Ward Beecher
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    Sep 20, 2015

    The fear of death follows from the fear of life.

    A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Mark Twain
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    Sep 19, 2015

    Peace cannot be achieved through violence,

    it can only be attained through understanding. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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    Sep 18, 2015

    A James Cagney love scene is one

    where he lets the other guy live. Bob Hope
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    Sep 16, 2015

    I like a teacher who gives you something to

    take home to think about besides homework. Lily Tomlin
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    Sep 14, 2015

    The essence of immorality is the tendency to

    make an exception of myself. Jane Addams
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    Sep 13, 2015

    Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.

    Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. Tom Wilson
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    Sep 12, 2015

    If we learn nothing else from this tragedy,

    we learn that life is short and there is no time for hate. Sandy Dahl, wife of Flight 93 pilot Jason Dahl
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    Sep 11, 2015

    The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the

    day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. Phyllis Diller
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    1 Response Sep 10, 2015

    Cats can work out mathematically the exact

    place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. Pam Brown
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    1 Response Sep 9, 2015

    I kinda like October myself.

    I like wearing sweaters. Don Orsillo
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    Aug 26, 2015

    I am always doing that

    which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. Pablo Picasso
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    Aug 25, 2015

    Shoot for the moon. Even

    if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Les Brown
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    Aug 24, 2015

    Weekends don't count

    unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. Bill Watterson
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    Aug 23, 2015

    Television has proved

    that people will look at anything rather than each other. Ann Landers
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    1 Response Aug 20, 2015

    If the world seems cold to you,

    kindle fires to warm it. Lucy Larcom
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    Aug 14, 2015

    The Internet is the world's largest library.

    It's just that all the books are on the floor. John Allen Paulos
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    Aug 13, 2015
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