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I Want to Practice Making a Baby

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 563 People

    Ugh... i really hope i find a girl one day

    that loves everything about me, even the weird stuff... for example, we would be laying around all day watching scary movies, cuddling and holding eachother. Then every once in awhile just because she wants to make me smile she grabs my hand and gently puts it on her tummy then...
    garrett1990 garrett1990
    26-30, M
    Jan 25

    Last night i had a crazy dream!

    i was sitting on the side of my bed playing guitar and singing to a girl who was laying in my bed. Then while i was playing she lifted her shirt up and pushed her cute tummy out as far as she could and said "pretend your singing to our baby!"... id do anything for that dream to...
    garrett1990 garrett1990
    26-30, M
    Jan 23

    Practice Makes Perfect

    once you got the moves down, then you can go for the prize
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    2 Responses Jun 18, 2008

    I had another dream last night.

    . Not gonna lie th ey are starting to feel more and more like nightmares... Just wish i had someone to make these dreams come true... Anyways, in the dream i had just walked in the door from work and my dream girl was in the kitchen cooking or cleaning. I walked up behind her and...
    garrett1990 garrett1990
    26-30, M
    Jan 30

    Practice Makes A Baby

    I am desperate.I have this nasty secret that most people might find shameful or seriously messed up.A few people (who share my interests on here) would be turned on immediately by the idea.Here it is:I want to do what my father did and meet up with women at parties, at their...
    xgod242 xgod242
    36-40, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Tomorrow is my birthday :) all i want is to

    find the girl of my dreams that loves everything that i love. a girl that would cuddle up to me all day and push her tummy out as far as she can and pretend our baby is inside her adorable belly :). and while shes doing that ill rub, and kiss her belly and then start gently...
    garrett1990 garrett1990
    26-30, M
    Jun 30, 2015

    My nights and days were filled with you.

    I could hear your whispers. My skin tingled aching for your touch. We planned our life out intricately deciding that as soon as we met we would make our first baby. We talked about everything and bonded over all of our shared beliefs, desires, and morals. And then you...
    InspireMeZilly InspireMeZilly
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 3, 2015

    Making It Is Just Part Of It

    I am good at making babies, but suck at holding them in me long enough to get a live baby. So, I wonder, how does one practice holding the baby in for nine months? At least making it is great fun and very fulfilling to me as a ****.  ;)
    auroramaru auroramaru
    46-50, F
    12 Responses Jul 2, 2011

    i wish i could find my dream girl already

    who loves me for me and who will push her cute little tummy out for me all the time while we cuddle or even while shes just walking thru the house just to put a smile on my face... where are you dream girl? im ready and waiting :)
    garrett1990 garrett1990
    26-30, M
    1 Response Feb 28, 2015

    Practice makes perfect.

    How would we know if we were doing it correctly?
    BlueSkiesNoVa BlueSkiesNoVa
    56-60, M
    Jul 25, 2015

    i just bought my dream guitar a few days ago :)

    its beautiful. i been getting back into my music a lot latley. i cant wait to find my dream girl and be laying in bed with her while shes pregnant with our baby and playing my guitar and singing to her and our baby growing inside her belly until the baby falls asleep. :) thats...
    garrett1990 garrett1990
    26-30, M
    Jun 17, 2015

    I Want To Be A Natural Inseminator Donor.

        While I was still a Mormon, I had severe depression from all the peer pressuring doctrines aboutmarriage and making children as the only way to achieve the kingdom of heaven.What's worse is that the men have to go on a two year assignment to proselytizeto convert people in...
    Joe808 Joe808
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 25, 2011


    Hey, it is my dream to be pregnant.And yes, I know it can never happen.So way not practice, practice, practice!I'm available.
    Josie06 Josie06
    56-60, F
    3 Responses Sep 14, 2011

    im watching the new star wars right

    now all by myself... i wish!i had my dream girl here right now... we would cuddle while we watched it. i would gently rest my head on her belly while she pushed hee belly out as far as she could pretending to be pregnant with our!baby throughout the movie. id kiss and rub her...
    garrett1990 garrett1990
    26-30, M
    Apr 1

    I Want Total Control Over Your Womb

    My desire would be to find an extremely fertile woman and make her bare my children every October. If we time it right, I can impregnate her every January and she'll give birth In October of every year? I have a well-paying professional job so I can support a woman who isn't able...
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    1 Response Aug 4, 2012
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